/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13026362
vienne sausage

>>13026362
>not cannibalizing the flesh of the lesser raiders you ganked with your SKS
>not leaving booby trapped food supplies to trap scavengers and provide more meat/slave labor

If it weren't for the eternal nuclear winter, I'd ask if it was still fucking summer here.

Nothing like a freshly killed roasted house cat

>>13026396
what's a house?

>>13026399
You know those big square holes where the glowing zombies concentrate? Those used to be called houses. Sometimes humans would put cats inside them.

>>13026362
Bro trust me it's totally safe to kill wild horses, they aren't infected

>>13026407
>cats

No need to be so edgy anon, they ate my brother and I'm sure they got someone you loved too during the full moon

>>13026362
canned bread for me

>>13026369
I remember there was a thread involving canned Vienna sausages and some deranged anon rambling about manufacturing them or selling them or some shit. It was about 3 years ago

>>13026396
The cat can kill birds and rodents for you to cook up though

>>13026362
I would murder for some corn beef hash right about now...

>>13026362
We've been communicating for so long on here.

Anybody interested in doing a meet-up?

>>13026426
As a rule, meetups don't go well except for discord trannies who are all friends already

eg, this was the brit thread on /int/'s attempt

>>13026426
Fuck off, irradiated skin-walker

>>13026426
meet me at the back of the abandoned 711 then, we can loot the left over napkins if there's any left.

>>13026431

>>13026437
Believe it or not, i think the nacho cheese dispenser still works

>>13026442
Nachos are a myth so by extension so is nacho cheese. It's a trap set by the death cult that runs that area.

>>13026442
I heard the same thing desu.
Then my buddy told me it was a trap by the cannibal society that lives under the bridge.
Still down to try though

>>13026362
Do denizens of the post-American Confederate States of Trumpistan REALLY?

>>13026442
that's all hear say though...I think the term is a urban legend?

Score guys a dead tree just fell down I don't even need to chop fire wood for tonight's cooking.

>>13026462
>dead rise as zombies
>dead tree

You want to warm your bunker with undead wood, that's you're business, but at least have the decency to give the women and children you keep chained in your slave pits a quick death beforehand

>>13026362
You need dinki-di and a good doggo.

>>13026452
I've watched the 7-11 for a couple weeks, pretty sure I saw scabies covered scavengers having sex on the counters...

Probably some good cheese in there still tho

>>13026462
Watch out for the razor crickets. Those fuckers love dead/dying trees. I've seen a swarm of them pick a caravan of orphans clean in just a couple hours

>>13026362

> literally will die if i dont eat something
> alright, ill finally eat some deenz.

>>13026362

I sure am glad all these well off Mormons had years of canned goods and freeze dried provisions in their basements. I'll trade you a quart of powdered butter, a quart of peanut butter, 5 gallons of red wheat and some instant chocolate pudding for your women.

>>13026521
Deal.

Moron. More women are easy to produce, but dried butter, there's no more of that.

>>13026492
I ain't one of those libtards eating the bugs so I don't need to be looking for shit. This is just plain old wood.

>>13026529
Maybe it's this flavacol stuff that's used in movie theatres?

>>13026529
Maybe even this?

>>13026476
Dog never survives The Master.

>>13026426
A /ck/ meetup would be terrible. An alcoholic, fast food fat ass, and elitist all trying to talk to each other

>>13026615
I think that timing and location would be the real problem.

>>13026590
Enjoy having your face ripped off when you throw a log of mutated flying cheese graters onto a fire.

>>13026615
>>13026617
aka logistics especially since we're getting into the silly season of holidays.

>>13026426
Technically I hate each and every one of you, so no.

Uhh can anybody give me a contact for a pot dealer in Buffalo? I don't have the balls to smuggle drugs

I haven't seen a vegan post in months.

Road kill

>>13026362
This would be something like eating kobe steaks now:

>>13028778
kobe beef isn't 50% undigestable chitin and 20% dry weight feces.

>>13026362
snails are the best. unlike insects they don't have skin, and you can purge their inside by starving them 3 days before eating.

>There are people in this thread right now who don’t farm rats in their bathtub

for me it's my neighbor's dog

>>13026362
>>13026369
Throw in bologna and we got a Newfie food thread

>>13027548
Vegans are a easy catch but I don't think it's worthy to spend your firewood on them. They are usually for the c̷̯̩̪̤̮̫͙ͅá̸̧̢̝̙͙̥͍̠͎͚͈͇̜̳͓̹̳̠͇͙̺͈͇̻̪͊̀͒́̓ͅṭ̸̡̛͈̯̳͚̜͈̫̹̩̮̥̩̟̺̟̺̫̝̠̫̱̰̯̔̀͆̍͛̐̒̄̂̀̒̈́̎͑̊͛͊͗͂̀̈ͅͅͅś̴̢̞̞͚͇̮͔͚͔̟͖̱̟̼̦͇̮̼͒̄͛̓̾̇̚͜͝

>>13026399
That's just the name of the breed, some old latin word

Gentlemen, behold.

>>13026362
For me it's canned prebranac.

Guys Im running low on supplies. I hear The Pit has some food left but theres something guarding it all. I think I'm gonna have to risk it.

I'm running out of callouses to eat. I fear I won't last much longer.

>>13026362
>implying I have canned meat
Lucky bastard, LA has been dry for months. I’m lucky when I spot someone walking down the road, least I don’t starve that way.

>>13026470
There’s no zombies you dumb fuck they’re just mutated

>>13028834
You fool, you waste all the nutrition that way. They’re big enough to pick out the shit if you really can’t handle it.
Just treat it like you would any other fish.

>>13030328
>they’re just mutated

into zombies

>>13030339
You can’t eat a zombie, but sir let me tell you I know a dozen ways to eat a mutie.

>>13026362
>potted meat
Is this how Americans call "pâté"?

>>13026362
Making a lovely stew with rabbit, carrot, onion and potatoes lads. Nothing wrong with being /comfy/ after the apocalypse.

Cat food. The shit I buy my cat is better than the food I buy for myself. Plus, it has kilocaries listed along with nutritional facts, so it's easy to eat exactly as much as you need.

>>13030787
Cat food is fucking expensive. You might as well just buy real meat for them.

>>13030371
It's a bit different. Pate in the states in generally only organ/fat based and pretty dense. Potted meat is more of a shredded corned beef or ham salad

>>13030818
I was thinking of it, but for the life of me I can't find a good meal plan or any real data on doing that and I'd rather not risk it.

>>13026426
You tryna pot my meat bro?

>>13026362
for me, it's rat bbq

It's been a good day for me anons. Found a packet of ramen and a cheap bottle of vodka in this old cornerstore. Just gotta catch a rat or a bird and I'll have a real ass meal.

>>13026362
Where's my cannibros at?

>>13030637
Do you grow em yourself?

>>13026431
Holy shit. Thx for the laugh anon

for me, it's je-the best stimulant

>>13026431
>>13026615
Fuck you guys, it's the apocalypse and I need allies, whoever wants to start a utopia meet me at the greeting card stand in 15 minutes

ITT: plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E05nCm1N9Yw

>>13026362
Edible mold salami. I'd make tons of it with a local farmer. has good properties and is very delicious.

r8 my mold

>>13031071
fuck, meant jet

>>13031110
literally cake and fish oreo survival food of kings

>>13030232
Well well well, looks like the 1% decided to join us behind the ruins of WaMar tonight. What next, Mr. Big Spender, you got shoes too?

>>13026418
I recall this as well.

are these any good?

Brits would be fine for a decade without even deliberately stockpiling

>>13031378
Leaves? Like picked off the trees? Probably irradiated, I'd avoid it.

I have enough MRE stocked in my garage to last me about a month comfortably, longer if going super sparse. After that, probably hunting or trying to farm some bugs for easy protein I guess. I am scared that my house is well stocked. It's defensible, but I don't want a reputation...

>>13031102
HES GONNA DO IT

>>13031110
>Fish cock
The_Shape_of_Water.jpg

>>13030232
Red can is better

>>13026426
What state anon

>>13027530
I know someone outside of Rochester

>>13026426
of course
i need some fresh produce if you catch my drift ;)

>>13026362
Potty meat. Its like meat flavored sand.

>>13026362
This stuff is legit delicious on Melba toast

>>13026362
>ITT we post like we are surviving in a post apocalyptical world.

>>13026369
you missspelled hot dogs dawg

This shit is the best. Change my mind

>>13035076
Reduced sodium??? What are you boy, some kinda closet health food nut???

>>13026362
Y'know that actually looks good I'd eat some potted meat

this stuff

>For me its the flesh of the remaining humans and mutants

>>13035916
>for me, it's potassium iodide
It prevents my thyroid from shitting out while looting your corpse.