/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13014885
It clearly says 1042.40
That's really expensive anon

>>13014983
1 doller = 50 rooble

Did you just move or something? Those are pretty random items

>>13014881
Not bad that would be about 30-35$ where I live

7 limes. SEVEN

OP where are the limes?

>>13015013
I moved two months ago. What makes you think they are random?
I wanna make Italian tomato soup, fish soup, and cook some patties

>>13015059
Too expensive for me.

But I know that meme

>>13015039
And where is that?

>>13015102

how much are limes in russia?

>>13015102
>>13015152
Russia limelets confirmed.

Food in Russia is cheaper than Canada. How much for a surly Russian prostitute?

>>13015175
Make a groceries post from Canada

>>13014881
thought that pasta said maf'ka
lol'd

Bblump

>>13015179
all that needs to be said is that 500g of cheese is 10$

>>13016934
Is that expensive?

>>13016934
What is this 'gram' that you speak of....

>>13016934
Where the fuck are you from in Canada? Where I am that's 4ish dollars or less

>>13014881
>Average salary here is around $550.

A year?

>>13016934
What cheese comes in 500g?

https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/kraft-marble-cheddar-400g/6000199418878
>>13016934

>>13014881
WHERE ARE PELMENI YOU PIDORAS

Needs 7 limes

>>13014881
>$18 USD + 10% discount

This line of text gave me brain cancer

>>13014881
Found it. I lived near Eлизapoвcкaя and then on Mocкoвcкий Пpocпeкт for a while.

Where'd you move from?

>>13017567
Пpимopcкий кpaй

>>13014881
The collapse will be terrible

Hello!

>>13019124
Huh?

>>13014881
That's cheaper than basically anywhere in the USA but it's not that big of a difference. I figured that you could buy far more with 18 dollars.

>>13019162
That's like 30 bucks here max and minimum wage full time is ~1300-1400 monthly after taxes. average monthly wage here is 4k. In comparison to how much they actually make it's still a bit more expensive even if we assume op actually means 550 monthly.

>>13017567
Ктo-нибyдь юзaл пpилoжeниe Eдaдил? Знaкoмaя гoвopит, чтo ecли тeбe нyжeн пpoдyкт пo нeмy мoжнo нaйти гдe дeшeвлe вceгo, плюc кeшбeки вcякиe
Translation: poorfags talking

>>13014881
Wait is Russia better than the US? Because if so I am prepared to move.

>>13019292
Aгa, зa гpeчкoй пoйдeшь в Дикcи, a зa мяcoм в пятёpoчкy. B итoгe пoл дня пoтpaтить чтoбы cэкoнoмить cтo pyблeй.

>>13014983
Most people remember the old joke about Turkish lira. Ho Ho would make this thing about winning one million, so he'd give the winners one million turkish lira, that was about 22USD. People would freak out and that was funny.

Toots & The Maytals - Funky Kingston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48

For all the faults and we all have them, ho ho did some funny ass shit back in the day.

>>13019316
What makes you think that?

>>13015059
The brits got them all to stave off scurvy.

>tfw moved from St.Peter to Japan and can't get used to fruit & veggie prices

an apple for 100 yen is retarded

Are you American OP? What brought you to St Petersburg?

>>13019334
I thought OP meant the island or theologically went to St. Peter, became a Catholic.

>>13019333
How did you get there? Have you married Japanese or got an work offer?

Also how much is month salary?

>>13019334
What? I am Russian. I moved from Vladivostok.

I feel cozy

>>13019343
You posted everything in USD so I thought you were an american expat. My bad

>>13019349
Nice kot

>>13019351
Just for you guys easier to understand

>>13019354
Thanks

>>13019354
It is koterday.

>>13019329
who is ho ho

>>13019356
drunk kot is drunk

>>13019349
I would buy a plant and a small table but yeah, looks comfy

>>13019359
Howard Stern

>>13019356
How do you like Peter so far compared to Vladivostok? Is it a lot higher living standard?

>>13019357
where I am
have a pattu

>>13019369
Do russians really love cats a lot or am I misled by the internet?

>>13019373
All chicks love the kot, nations don't matter

>>13019369
qt kot, it looks it wants to attack some birds

>>13019373
What kind of a homo doesn't like cats?

>>13019369
rip divan

>>13019378
Chicks don’t post on 4chan

>>13019388
Any human. Kots are cool, but that kitty litter smell is vile and nasty and I'll not deal with it. If there were rats around I'd get a terrier or three, they're better rat hunters than kots.

>>13014881
St. Peters Island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEHsFrUAXEw

This is what I thought OP referenced.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Peter's_Island

>>13019406
>Any human
Doesn't make sense seeing as how humans domesticated them and they're more popular than dogs by # of ownership. If you don't like the smell, allow them to live outside most of the time. They tend to prefer it.

>>13019432
If you're some fat chick then they might be more popular or sucking up to some fat chick.
I have no problem with kots, it's the stench.

The Maytals - Ska War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rV7ImsF9Aw

Bark bark, barkity bark bark bark.

>>13019367
Well I lived not in Vladivostok itself but in a village nearby. It's like moving from from 80s. I like that I can order a lot of shit from the internet and AliExpress parsel comes in 2 weeks rather than months. Also buses come every minute, you don't have to wait a half an hour

>>13019435
Don't care about your dumb video or obsession with fat women and I already told you that they can live outside if you're a babby that can't handle a bit of kitty litter. Buy some industrial strength flea drops from an exterminator and you'll never have to worry about them if you decide to let them chill in the house for a bit.

>>13019444
What gave you the idea that I'm obsessed with fatties? I just stated a fact and you're reading far too much into that than you should.
Don't read into things when there's nothing to read into, this is 4chan, chill.

>>13019450
Because you just keep going on and on about them lol. Did one turn you down because you didn't own a cot?

>>13019444
> can't handle kitty litter
Give me a positive reason why I would want to deal with kitty litter?
You come across as a fat bitch that has 30 kots, prove me wrong. You've gotten so used to kot piss stench that you want to put it off on others, get a grip on reality.

>>13019452
You must be right, that kitty litter stench is clouding your thought processes.

>>13019455
lmfao you must be really mad to double post like this. And I haven't owned a cat since mine died 6 years ago (he was 15). I never said that you had to but I can't read either so who knows?

>>13019459
I really believe you.

>>13019460
Look at this salty faggot LMFAO
>MUH KITTI LITTER
>MUH SMELLZ

>>13019459
You're just making excuses for having 50 kots, I bet that you're a hoarder as well.

>>13019466
I do own 50 kots. And I am a hoarder as well.

>>13019455
If you clean them regularly the don't smell at all. Expect poop which would smell a couple of hours after pooping. Also there are littler box like a little houses so the smell is isolated

>>13019373
Well I know the russian name for cat but not for dog so you figure it out

I would it some Japanese street food right mew

>>13019471
Excuses, excuses.
Did some pervy uncle touch you in the nay-nay when you were young so you need kots?

>>13019474
That's rats.

>>13019472
Dog is gav. Гaв.

>>13019474
>I would it some
Are you drunk?

>>13019476
How is the one related to another?

>>13019479
So?

>>13019481
Wouldn't you it it? Her out?

O, экиe дeшeвыe пpoдyкты в Питepe.
A я вoт в Maгaдaнe, гдe килo oгypцoв - 700 pyблeй.

>>13019482
I dunno, you tell me what you got on the Isle of St. Peter, that's Swiss.

>>13019470
based

>>13019489
Piss?

>>13019487
Taк y вac тaм зoлoтo пoд нoгaми вaляeтcя. Пoди пиццy флopeнтинy кaждый дeнь eдитe

>>13019494
haha, kot piss

>>13019496
He oн, нo хep тaм плaвaл. Дaжe ecли ты кyпил yчacтoк и нaшёл нa нём мecтopoждeниe чeгo бы тo ни былo цeннoгo, тeбя либo пoпpocят yбpaтьcя, либo yбьют нaхep ecли пoпpoбyeшь кaк-тo пpивaтизиpoвaть. Кoppyпция-c.
Ta жe caмaя кoppyпция, кoтopaя нecкoлькo лeт нaзaд иcчeзлa 2 тoнны зoлoтa и 16 тoнн cepeбpa. Oчищeнных, нe cыpeц тoлькo дoбытый впepeмeшкy c пopoдoй.

>>13019162
It's 3% of his salary for a week of food. On a $50k US salary it would be like buying a $1500 used car.

Can Irina cook?
Most hot chicks can't cook worth a wooden nickle but there are a few rare gems that can, unfortunately they are few and far between.

>>13019518
He was obviously implying that it is $550/month not a year, retard. He doesn't live in Afghanistan.

>>13019522
A lot of russian chicks can cook.
They just don't do it.

Nasty w/kot

>>13019523
Actually, on second thought, OP probably meant 550/week since that is one of the richest cities in Russia along with Moscow I think. Some Russian ITT should confirm. 550/year is ridiculous. The poorest African nations average more than that.

>>13019340
you're not very bright anon

>>13019533
I'd suggest 550/day and that's light.

>>13019534
Yeah it was in fact, if the poster meant St Petersburg he should have written that way. Most of us on this board are not Russian. Deal with it.

>>13019535
Every post I make isn't serious because I'm a comedian.

>>13019533
per month ya dingus

>>13019539
>ya dingus
I already assumed that previously, retard. I just wanted confirmation since I assumed it was a wealthy city. That must just be Moscow, then.

>>13019533
Your first post was good. This one wasn't.

>>13019542
Alright, stop posting.

>>13019545
Dude, how will I ever recover from losing your respect on an anoymous Chinese piss bottle forum?

>>13019548
I'll never stop posting. My reputation has been permanently damaged here and I won't stop until it is restored.

>>13019340
Alcatholic

>>13019538
I can tell, check out John Valby.
I don't know what happened with him but e kind of disappeared.

John Valby - The Dead Whore Song (Bring back my semen to me) (LIVE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSuQfvbe7Zw

>>13019533
Worst post I've ever seen. Screencapping and posting it to /r/4chan

>>13019555
muah? NEVER!

>>13019533
Have you ever used the Internet before you'll never live this down.

>>13019545
This one was, though.

>>13019557
What the fuck did you expect, Architectual Digest?

>>13019554
How do you think I feel? I'm the one that assumed it was yearly. Might just off myself right now. I can't recover from this.

>>13019533
Bumping this cringe post

>>13019574
Fuck off nigger!
"YOU DUN STAN MY FEELINS AND SHIT YO"

>>13019533
Holy shit. HOLY SHIT!

>>13019533
lmfao

Time to have a dinner

>>13019533
This is why I come to 4chan

>>13019588
>so much oil
Why?

>>13019533

>>13019588
I go for the soup.

>>13019533
lol

>>13019607
qt birdos, they wouldn't last a second vs a Kea but that's ok, it's natural.

Эй, pycня, чё гoтoвишь нынчe, чeм питaeшьcя?
У нac вoт paбoчий дeнь coкpaщённый, пoэтoмy мы cидим c дpyгoм в лeтнeй кaфeшкe.

>>13019533
yikes

>>13019533
Imagine actually believing this. What a cringy retard.

>>13019601
Because fish is lean?

>>13019604
:/

>>13019542
embarrassing to think people can follow anonymity

>>13019653
for reference, this is me >>13019554 but no one will ever prove it.

>>13019653
this is also me but I also have no discernible reading comprehension

>>13014881
I can buy over week worth of food for ~18usd and still have some left over for a few beers here in Warsaw.

>>13019533
put me in the cap

>>13019663
Detective Lt. Columbo with doggo can prove anything!

>>13019677
Doggos don't like that guy. There's an old saying, "no man can be a true man if doggos don't like them."
Even kots don't like him.
No wonder he's full of hatred and vitriol.

>>13019666
well that much has been clear, you didn't even need to point it out

>>13019796
bump

>>13016934
I just bought 750g brick of old cheddar for 5.99.

I just bought used condoms from ebay for 200 euros.

>>13016934
.. Nunavut? That's the only place I've ever seen brick cheese at 20 bucks a kilo. If you choose to live up there that's your own fault.

>>13019343
work offer
300k/nanosec or about $4k

>>13016934
this number doesnt mean shit if we dont know what cheese you are talking about

>>13014881
At first I thought you meant Florida and I was like wtf $550?

>>13014885
with average sallary $550 it seems pretty expensive to give $16 for these items
it would cost that much in my country, but average salary is about 2.5 times higher ...and we are still a shithole compared to western world

>>13014881
Looks like your weed is mostly stems tho

>>13019349
the small prevue picture looked like its infestet with rats/big bugs

>>13014881
Wow, a nice table, chair, herbs, cutting board, and potted plants all for $18, that's great!

>>13015045
Bring those limes to court or I won't have a case and you'll get off scott free

>>13016934
I'm from South West England, the West Country and literally the home of cheddar, here top quality cheddar from the cheese markets cost around £10-15/kg. And we're serious about cheddar, not even 80% of the UK know what real cheddar should taste like.

>>13024379
They're robbing you mate, £1 for 500g at Asda.