/ck/ - Food & Cooking

homemade za

>>13017037
i'm sorry jamal didn't force feed you cock tonight fagboi.

>>13017037
OP here. I forgot to mention that I am a gay homosexual. I hope that does not change the outcome of your responses too much.

big pot of pork stu

Pizza bread

>>13017048
Based, yet undeniably cringe af

gamer fuel nachos

fusion sandwich

corn bread

>>13017089
it's more honest than the corn CAKE which people call bread.

italian medley

>>13017048
>>13017046
>>13017067
Got the flyovers so upset.

Allfrado

Eat some more avocados zoomer coastie faggot

>>13017148
>LMAO JUST COVER EVERYTHING IN CHEESE AND CREAM

Do americans really?

>>13017037
midwesterners would use sargento shredded cheese, not fucking craft singles like some coastie

>>13017176
Only the flyover states

>>13017183
I don't want to reverse image search this, but I think I've seen this woman. This is what happens when you lower the bar, people at the bottom drop farther, and think it's okay to wear clothes like this.

Start fat shaming again. At least when they hit 300 and think it's okay.

>>13017037
Rent free.

>>13017200
all the bullies grew up and now there's nobody to keep retards in check for doing stupid shit. it's a self-perpetuating process too because once the pussies start having kids (this started happening 15-20 years ago), the kids have no choice but to be pussies too, and thus we have today - a total fucking clown world.

>>13017200
I love fatshaming camwhores on chaturbate, tons of them instantly scream incel and ban you then talk about you for 5 fucking minutes.

corn dogs

>>13017037
I don't understand casseroles. Why not make rice and cheesy broccoli or something else out of the same ingredients but where everything hasn't been baked into mush?

>>13017273
there's only one thing to clean up. they are a convenience food - most of the recipes are from campbell's soup cans.

Flyovers you say?

>>13017225
Doing God's work, Anon.

Dueling mac and cheese

>>13017037
Try Skyline. You won't be disappointed, if you've never lived outside of the
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>>13017037
Deep Fried Twinkie anything

>>13017941
>lemon cake burger
Gross

>>13017936
Both look like shit.

How about some tuna noodle casserole tonight?

>>13017037
Anything on spaghetti that shouldn't be on spaghetti.

>>13017956
Tuna casserole defender here. It’s comfy.

>>13017964
That monstrosity was made by round people from square states. It likely contains at least an entire bottle of ranch dressing.

>>13017940
My friend is from Ohio and his family basically tops chili like this pic

>>13017037
>>13017046
>>13017048
how is it possible for a midwesterner not to realize the desolate state of their non-culture. i've lived here 30 years and it's been obvious a vast, vast majority of the time. even if you disagree, sperging out like a nigger doesn't really counteract the retard stereotype lmao

>>13017982
Ohio is poor as fuck so its more southern than midwestern

>>13017962
Honestly doesnt look that bad. creative and fun for little kids, I see no problem.

>>13018003
sorry you live in a southern border town. Most of the midwest is actually fine

>>13017940
Cincinnati borders Kentucky, its the south, not the midwest

>>13018003
shut up retard

>>13018026
>ooga booga shutdafugup retard
based cornfarmer of voting against his interests
>>13018015
tennessee and missouri

>>13018038
baiting this hard

>>13017742
Roll coal is for gays now

>>13017037
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>>13017043
>>13017107
>>13017228
>>13017936
>>13017956
we live among people that find food like this acceptable for consuming

>>13018063
I wonder if people like this actualy think they can cook when they put the "wife material" thing in the picture.

>>13017956
>Tuna casserole
Canned tuna like all canned seafood is dry as cardboard. Dumping cheese on top of it is a pretty good strategy.

>>13017050
kek

>>13017048
>gay homosexual
is that like the Reverse card in Uno?

Lmao holy shit imagine if you nonwhites put as much effort as you do into hating whites into fixing your shitty countries

sosig and toast

>>13018236
>Wight brings race into a unrelated thread again
Go back to the containment board faggot.

bean salad

by far the absolute cringyiest thing about this board is the absolute seething hatred american coasties display towards american flyovers. completely unsolicited too, mind you. why are they so obsessed? are they flyover people who moved to the coast and are now striking back at the people they loathed while they were there? it's honestly puzzling. hell i don't spend my time thinking about some babushka in a village somewhere who can't cook a carbonara. why do they care so much about flyovers?

>>13017228
I mean, she technically did make what he asked for.

>>13018264
>wight
holy crap i can't believe you thought it was a good idea to post this cringe

>>13017936
How the fuck do you screw up mac and cheese...

>>13017956
I'd try it.

>>13018063
Well, so remember these are not wealthy people in wealthy places. These are people who must make do with anything they can get, and generally for above averages sized families. And they all learned to cook from people who survived the Great Depression.

>>13018067
Given they actually "cook," unlike most women, they are ahead of the curve, anon.

>>13017098
In certain southern states cornbread doesn't even have sugar in it. You are thinking about how they make it in places like Louisiana

>>13017070
looks like he already went on them haha

>>13018264
ogga booga nigga

>>13018357

You're saying it wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIVh-3TdUIY

>>13018063
>We live among people who believe everything they see on the internet
>>13018003
>non-culture

When I walked through the Midwest I witnessed a strong family culture. People actually doing things with their family. Much better than the vapid consumer culture of the West Coast where shallow faggots jump from one progressive trend to the next

>>13018386
Desu my car breaking down in a small Midwest town was one of the nicest experiences of my life, all these people took turns feeding me and letting me stay in their house while the mechanic worked on my car. Like a bajillion people stopped on the side of the road to offer help too. My friend said it was just because I’m white but you know what it’s the only time I ever felt white privileged as a now homeless man.

>>13018154
Cheese is just the topping, mixed with bread crumbs
The noodles and tuna are mixed with Cream of mushroom for that extra wetness.

And fucking deliciousness

I'm thinking the #wifeymaterial thing has to be sarcastic. It's not very fashionable for women to enjoy being wives and mothers these days. I've met multiple women who were flaunting their inability to cook as some kind of militant gesture. So it'd make more sense if the #wifeymaterial thing was more of a self deprecating joke that also works as a way to display your wokeness through lack of basic life skills. And we're too autistic to tell.

>>13018307
louisiana doesn't make sweet cornbread, my dude. sweet cornbread is yankee cornbread.

>>13017048

Is this a set up so you can make a "Guy shared recipes on a food blog. Then he said he was Gay and this happened.....

>>13017082
Stupid bitch doesn't deserve to live after that.

>>13017223
This is why you should be an Alpha and raise your kids to be Alphas.

>>13018692
>tHe SoUtH sHaL rIsE aGaIn
Shut up whiskey tango

>>13018828
But Democrats did rise again

>Think this is going to be a cool thread
>It's all just shitposting instead of actual Midwestern food
Gay

>>13018833
How did you think a cool thread was going to be made by a nonwhite, the shittiness if the internet coincides with more nonwhites getting on

>>13018470
Any single woman who flaunts herself as "wife material" is 110% desperate

>>13018830
They did because they got the muh gibs votes from niggers.

>>13018470
I think some of these are sarcastic but not everyone who uses the phrase wifeymaterial is. "Wifey" and "wifeymaterial" are typically used by black girls and latinas who are actually trying to portray themselves as a catch. Much different from the bourgeoisie millennial milieu where young women proudly flaunt thier lack of domestic prowess

>>13018846
You can use the term bourgeoise to specifically refer to female bourgeoisie, men are the bourgeois.

>>13018386
>>13018426
Could you guys tone it down with anti-Semitic remarks?

Jesus wept.

>>13018852
Oh, thanks.

Midwest plancha

>>13018283
dna

is that tag just satire?

The Midwestern people come mostly from Germany and now look at this? Did you degenerate over there slowly over time? Do we have to go there and show you how cooking is done?

>>13017936
>american """cheese""" literally burning up instead of melting

lmao you cant make this up

>>13017936
What is it with this foil pans?

>>13019192
for people who are too lazy to wash dishes.

>>13018250
the way these fucking people talk these days makes my head hurt. so the crying emotion icon means he is laughing at her?

>>13018296
Throwing random shit on a pan and covering it in a disgusting amount of cheese does no count as cooking

Cream of mushroom is a “cooking spice”. It’s at all the church pot lucks.

>>13019321
mushrooms are gross though.

>>13019337
no u

>>13018833
This is a cool thread. I'm having some good laughs.

>>13017936
Whoever wins, everyone loses.

>>13018063
>i don't like it so noone should!
Keep stamping your feet and pouting, bitch nigga

>>13018875
I can guarantee you that this is section 8 housing

>>13019263
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>13019253
This is one of the downsides of shopping at Whole Foods.
You never see this kind of shit going on

What is is about the mid west? Can any Americans explain? I live in Wisconsin and it's rather funny just what a miserable white trash dump this place is. Mind you, I think America in general is a very bad joke, but these subhumans astonish me on a daily basis.

coasties absolutely SEETHING

>>13019928
Wisconsin is the leaky shithole of america

>>13019928
if you don't like it you can git out

>>13019928
>Mind you, I think America in general is a very bad joke, but these subhumans astonish me on a daily basis.

You are a fucking faggot.

For what it's worth, I am a coastie by birth, but I lived in Ohio for some time. Everybody was extremely pleasant, helpful, and I enjoyed it.

>>13019937
Nope, I'm here to use and abuse the dying breaths of your nation. Call it payback.

>>13019938
And this is also fascinating, do you really not think America is done for? Better to just call me a faggot.

>>13019945
>replying
you have to go back

>>13019928
If you think the midwest is bad, wait until you see the south.

>>13019907
>defending shitty cooking from wamen
They wont sleep with you if they white knight them here faggot.

>>13019945
You need to be over 18 to post here faggot

>>13017050
Stu, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making Stu?

>>13018426
That's what happened to me and the food was good too. Yeah, it was homey casseroles but that's because everyone i met had three or more kids and none of it looked like this stupid shit being posted. People on here act like casseroles are horrible yet 90% of these retards eat nothing but fast-food while sitting home alone. Also Chicago has amazing food

>>13020007
Say what you want about the south but at least the hicks can cook

>>13020007
Southern food is better by a mile

>>13017037
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>>13019236
Looks like a slop o shit

>>13020260
I thought it went without saying that the food was better than these cherry picked picture by a frustrated nonwhite

>>13020539
too bad the residents aren't

>>13020633
Not all of them are black anon, sorry you didn’t know you hated black people yet, because southern hospitality is a saying.

>>13020260
>>13017940
hotdogs are disgusting
whats a good substitute for hotdogs?

>>13018250

that looks like a gas station sweet roll with cheese over it

>>13020699
>whats a good substitute for hotdogs?
better hotdogs

>>13018009
Southern and Midwestern are geographic and cultural categorizations not socioeconomic.

>>13020699
I thought that to until I realized I grew up eating cheap hotdogs. Nathan's hotdogs are delicious

>>13018273
Because the existence of said people are holding society back with their archaic lifestyles.

>>13020600
You'd be surprised how many people on here believe whatever they see. Something I wish I could get again is juneberry pie...ive never seen it outside the Dakotas. Blueberries just aren't a substitute

>>13020699
Cold cats

>>13020766
>Midwesterners have large closeknit families
>west coast queers cant have kids and shit on the street

>>13018273
I think it goes back to 70’s when the narcissistic leftism began in earnest, television pushed an idea of backwards country yokels who aren’t as intelligent or aware as good lefty city kids. It’s an us vs them identity coastal people developed with the country of even their own states.

>>13020807
Meant for>>13020794

>>13020794
>people should be able do whatever they want
>as long as it’s what I’m doing
Justleftythings

>>13018273
The West coast was too new to get in on the classic North vs South viewpoint so they made it up.

>>13019241
Crap, I remember this thread

>>13019241
>honey soaked bees
What?... this isnt real right?

>>13020007
>red eye gravy
>ham steak with orange marmalade
>pulled pork sandwiches
>fried green tomatoes
>catfish
>fried okra
>sausage gravy
>crawfish
>cornbread
>sweet tea
>the list goes on
yeah i'll that any day over pickled beets and tuna casserole and rc cola

>>13018015
if by "fine" you mean culture-less and forgettable, yes, it's fine.

>>13018386
a bunch of mutts going out together to wal-mart or culvers for their next heart attack, yeah, nice "family culture". BUT WAIT THEY ALSO HAVE UHHH.. PARADES AND STUFF.

the midwest has a lot of nice nature, that's for sure, but it has nothing to do with the people of community.

>>13020961
I wasn't referring so much to the food as the level of inbred whitetrash. It is higher in the south.

>>13020823
>rightoids constantly complaining about the coasts
>they should do what I'm doing because they are "degenerate"

yeah it's all the left...

>>13021077
Seethe harder. Good thing about you faggots is you adopt African nigger babies instead of spreading your defective genes. Sorry you grew up in a distant unloving family.
>but muh nature
Nature is nice but isn't a replacement for family you unloved queer

>>13020814
except rural people started it all 100s of years ago with their "city slicker" shit so it's all their fault.

homeade hamburgers

In fact, now that I'm back in Jew Jersey, one of the holiday treats I really miss is Buckeyes. These little n*ggers are tasty.

>>13021161
it's amazing to me how little flyovers appreciate the thing they are fucking living in and making money off of.
>thinking flyover cucks are going to outbreed anyone.
those roasties you're seeing aren't pregnant, they're just fat.

Full english breakfast, midwest style.

>>13019241
classic

>>13020007
southern food is way better than midwest "food". that said >>13019928 should be more grateful because some upper midwest food like wisconsin is actually great, if terrible for you generally. wisonsin has a very big dairy and meat culture, with a lot of german influence. wisconsin is also semi-"coastal", so the lake attracted lot of food culture that blended with the local foods. anything meat centric or having to do with beer, cheese, or any milk product will usually be good there.

>>13018003
>>13021065
>>13018273
>>13018386


As someone who's lived in or outside NYC their entire life I learned that "culture" is just another buzzword used by self righteous urbanites that means "infested with filthy diarrhea people"

>>13021194
That has to be fake.

>>13021149
Lol imagine thinking you just got him. The right doesn’t pretend that they are tolerant. Just give up the lie already.

>>13020766
Nathan's dogs can change a man. I bet most people that hate hot dogs would turn 180 after a single bite.

>>13021194

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>>13021236
This is fucking hilarious, you people have zero grasp on reality.
Yes, southern cooking looks nice in your magazine, but thats not how it works you stupid idiots.
90% of them are meth heads and niggers, and NO they do not make these lovely meals you saw in a fucking cookbook. They cant even read, let alone follow a recipe, or source proper ingredients and execute it perfectly, like you saw on TV. That is a fucking fairy tale and you know it. Typical "southern" food is whatever they could steal from Walmart, bag of chips and box of cookies, bunch of hot dogs and a frozen pizza. If you think the American south is some gem of fine cooking, you have a serious mental illness.
At least midwesterners generally have an operating brain, and can fashion something edible, if not fancy, this criticism is getting pretty fucking old. You want to heap praise on the South, then go fucking live there, for the rest of your life. Its paradise, I guess. According to (You)

>>13018833
>thinks a midwestern food thread will actually have good food discussion
When you're discussing a region that's fueled by deep-fried hotdogs and casseroles you can't come in expecting quality

>>13021700
>"southern" food is whatever they could steal from Walmart
midwestern food is whatever they could buy from walmart. face it, flyovers are poor, stupid, untraveled and unread. don't get mad at me i didn't engineer the circumstances creating such people.

>>13021703
>fair food
>macdonalds
>subfresh
>midwestern
wew

>>13019928
Lack of proximity to the coast makes imports and seafood sparse while the smaller population and small cities with virtually no attractions for tourism prevent the restaurant scene from developing. Factory-farming is abundant though, flooding the region with low-quality dairy and meats that are better off fried in fats to mask the shittiness. Then you have an aging population with little migration into the area so a lot of home-cooking is recipes passed down from grandmas cookbook with shit like ham and banana hollandaise and hot dish that use pre-cooked and canned food on the regular all cooked by uninspired lardies whose detachment from the regular population has caused them to not give a fuck about anything in the dish besides quantity. To finish it off, fast food restaurants succeed because they are quick, consistent meals for anybody from other regions with the misfortune of ending up in the midwest and also give the locals the fried, fatty arterycloggers they are accustomed to.

>>13021795
As opposed to the inedible blandness that passes for 'pork' on the west coast? Give me Indiana porkchops any day.

>>13021795
This guy has literally never left his city

>>13021795
Not having kids is a liberal problem, the conservatives are still family oriented.

>>13021811
why are you still mad. move on

>>13021806
>>13021807
>>13021811
Just because you're upset it doesn't make what I said any less true.

>>13021822
Why are you mad at that?

>>13021825
i'm not mad at anything.

>>13021823
You lefties are adjusting to the role of retarded trolls with grace i see

>>13021811
Not having kids is avoiding a lot of problems, not a problem.

>>13021831
Sounds like you’re mad at liberals, Jews, blacks, lizardpeople, ect.

>>13021834
It certainly adds problems eventually you dumb ass lefty

>>13021841
Dang you lefties are the worst thing to ever happen to political discussion, you’re all so immature

>>13021832
When did I mention anything political? God you flyover fucks are retarded. Just because I've upset you by pointing out why your midwestern backwater is a shithole it doesn't mean I'm a leftist, vegan, soyboy or whatever 2019 reddit buzzword you regurgitate whenever you get a hiney boo-boo.

>>13021841
you are the type of guy who seems like hews on the edge. I would like to have to have a conversation

>>13021823
seethe more and have sex.

>>13021857
and there it is

>>13021857
I seriously regret helping yahoo get big for no reason

guys GUYS. Can we have a proper food thread please? Midwestern raisin bread omelette by the way. Delish!

>>13018052
>Roll coal is for gays
ftfy

>>13018003
You don't actually think that there is culture on the coasts do you? I live in Portland, Oregon and I can assure you, this city is completely devoid of culture, unless you count mindless consumerism and fad following as a culture.

>>13021949
Good food though. I eat at Le Pigeon every time I go up there and it's never done me wrong. One of the best restaurants in the country, desu senpai. Especially if you go there on Thursday when Gabe is in the kitchen.

ohio is the best of all worlds

I'm not a roastie coastie cuck

my sister makes me dinner

then I fuck her afterwards too

pic related her very own banana cucumber hotdish, you just can't find good actual food like this in coastie country

>>13018345
u got a chuckle off me faggot c;

>>13021795
>flooding the region with low-quality dairy and meats
stopped there

>>13021970
It's kinda weird to fuck your sister dawg

>>13022027
The rules are different in ohio

>>13020699
stadium dogs are your best option, kirkland in my general area hasnt done me wrong.
>just eat sausage if you dont like dogs tho retard

>>13021969
We do have some wonderful food here, I do agree with that, I just wish the denizens of this town were more inclined to appreciate what we have here.

>>13021949
Portland is a poor example of a coastal city to begin with.

>>13022178
It's more of a riverside town desu. I love visiting it though; food and roses are great, Willamette is a quick drive away and full of great wines. Reasonably priced region compared to actual coastal cities too.

Kind of a shame how Powell's has gone downhill though. It's still OK, but not the great bookstore it was a decade+ ago.

>>13022189
I would fucking love Oregon if I could pump my own gas, yes that’s a deal breaker

>>13022208
The gas and sudafed are dealbreakers for me. I'd be inclined to say the ABC stores for hard liquor too, but they seem to prevent stupid runs on bourbon the way other states have seen.

>>13022215
>stupid runs on bourbon
mind elaborating

>>13022230
Over the last 7-8 years or so in the US, bourbon went from a good inexpensive liquor to stupidly sought out and popular. Solid mid-range bourbons that were once $25/bottle are now $75/bottle, and really good bourbons that were maybe $50-100 a bottle (i.e. Pappy and the like) are now impossible to find, and go for thousands if you can find them. It's stupid.

For whatever reasons, the liquor stores I've been to in Oregon have had better selections of bourbon, I assume because it's slightly more cumbersome to actually go buy it since you need to go to a special store.

>>13022250
One of the reasons Oregon doesn't have liquor runs is because the state itself buys the liquor and distributes it to its own network of stores and sets the prices itself to control the market flow. They can see what is popular and what isn't and can pretty accurately gauge how much of something they need to buy to keep up with demand, and not price it so low that they and up with empty shelves due to runs. It is in fact one of the only examples of beautifully working command economics I have ever seen. Its hard to believe the Oregon government came up with it.

>mfw only ate meals that came in boxes besides the odd casserole my mom would make when she wasnt strung out on xanax
Peak midwest feel.

>>13021700
>t. Someone who never had a Southern Moms/Grandma make a god tier thanksgiving spreads and shit


Did a southerner fuck your mom or something? You're fucking seething about it like one did lol

>>13020806

>>13020806

>>13021700
anyone can steal chips, cookies, hot dogs, and pizza from a walmart in any state. truth is, certain regions have certain traditional cuisine, and the ones being described as southern are most definitely southern.
>you want to heap praise on the South, then go fucking live there
>laughs in west virginian

i can apperciate someone trying to make good food when they only have a trashy walmart and low budget to buy stuff from but these look like they werent even trying

>>13019032
German food is also trash

>>13021700
my 5th generation oyster dressing recipe says otherwise you fucking midwest shit head

>>13022611
Ah West Virginia. The Ethiopia of the South.

>>13022655
The south in general would be the ethiopia of america because that’s where all the niggers are

>>13022645
That image made me physically cringe.

>>13022655
Also ethiopia is the richest african nation, not the poorest. Pretty funny right?

>>13022659
based and yankeepilled

>>13022655
MAMA MOUNTAIN
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
WHERE I BELONG

>>13017037
illinois native born and raised. everyone here is skinny because the food sucks so no one wants to eat lol

>>13019928
Fuck off back to r/chapotraphouse please.

>>13021852
You dont have to say it, we already knew you were.

>>13022875
>everybody i dont like is a leftist
This is why everybody thinks you're retarded.

>>13022899
It’s more like lefties have proven themselves to be retarded and you can tell when someone is operating under their narrative.

>>13022909
>say something retarded
>double down on the retardation when someone calls you out

>>13017037
looks like vomit covered with cheese...

>>13022921
K

Why do midwesterners think that regurgitated slop is food?

>>13019241
how can an actual human being eat the bees

Last roommate was a flyover who moved to california. Generally wouldn't eat our cooking because it was to spicy. Even just a little cayenne and hed turn his nose up.

Of course his food was pretty bland. Generally are steaks without seasoning.

He did, however like my pork ribs, beef roasts and my girlfriends pork chops.

>>13022999
>Generally are steaks without seasoning.
Steaks shouldn't need seasonings other then salt and pepper, if it does you're eating a shit cut of meat. Then again you're probable not BBQing your steak like a real man so the flavor doesn't come out and you need to spice it up with overwhelming spices to hide your failure.
t. not even a flyover

>>13022999
Holy shit californians are dumb

>>13023078
>BBQing a steak
Do you mean "grilling"?

>>13023113
>grill=gas
>BBQ= charcoal

do southerners really?? I'm asking because we make that stuff here too and it's amazing

Threads like this are legit why Reddit is better at food boarding than 4chan, and I've been on 4chan since 2005. There's just too much shitposting to be enjoyable.

>>13023113
Retard

>>13023249
fucking leave then

>>13018792
man fuck off back to l eddit please?

>>13023252
Once you're here you can never leave.

>>13023262
>not only lacking any self control but willfully exposing yourself to something you obviously loathe
pathetic, just pathetic. you do realize its a meme? people leave all the time.

>>13021280
Most of them are. If you see anything like "wifey material" or "how to keep your man", and the post was made after 2015, they're just memeing.

>>13017056
This looks like it was made by an alien trying to understand what humans eat.

>>13023249
Shitposting makes the world go round.

Here, have some Upstate New York flyover food. It may help you get over yourself.

>>13023249
>wow 4chan sucks at food boards, I sure love reddit
>i fucking hate starbucks so much everytime I buy their soy latte it makes my nipples sore
The absolute state of a soiboi

>>13023616
so much projection
try harder faggot

>>13023126
>BBQ=charcoal
lul

>>13022999
Yeah, I bet he thoroughly savored your girldfriend's pork chops.

>>13023468
I want to try one of these so badly

>>13018003
It's actually a strange little bit that midwesterners are in the process of creating a new culture (their previous culture has been destroyed through their participation in the scientific production of both "physical" production of capital as well as the "pseudo culture " that surrounded this mode of production) You are already starting to observe this happening in the culture replacing the previously dominant white Midwestern culture.
Latino/American culture has already displayed the early signs of banalization that characterized midwest culture as early as the sixties.

>>13017037
I looked up cocothemodel and here she is.

>>13023792
Is that a man

Midwesterners can make coastie food too.

>>13023795
You can never tell with their race.

>>13023851
>not even toasted

>>13017037
I thought it was american cheese smeared on a counter top for like a minute

>>13017742
East coast isn't drunk or angry at each other enough. Especially not Philly guy

t. Philly guy

>>13019068
it's actually not """cheese"""
it's cheese product or cheese food
it's not recognized as actual cheese by the FDA

>>13019253
I get them to bring shit to parties or camping type trips so if it gets ruined or forgotten fuck it. I also have a collection of them from people leaving theirs with me that I've cleaned. Also good for grilling.

>>13021700
Uh, I've got extended family in Kentucky. They're full blown rebel flag fags. They make some pretty dam good food.

>>13022637
You don't know jack!

German food looks good and makes you strong, healthy, and full of energy!

>>13022645
Isn't this the flag of losers?

>>13019253
Me on the left.

>>13024079
Winning the war doesn't make you right.

>>13020961
Except for the crawdads, all that food you listed is what I grew up on in Nebraska.

>>13018835
Even people who commonly go to bed hungry in
West Africa and South/South East Asia still unironically eat far superior cuisine to Amerilards

>>13021700
can confirm the white trash meth head scenario.
not to be confused with non-white trash rednecks.
There is a difference. Rednecks have employable skills and take pride in family traditions, especially cooking.
tl; social worker/drug abuse counselor in rural Alabama.

>>13017050
Very authentic stu

>>13024090
That is literally what it means. Our only mistake was letting the losers continue to brandish their iconography. Most times when you win a war you don't do that.

>>13017936
She claimed this was a joke and she actually tookt the photos from facebook.

>>13019241
I can't see which part is supposed to be the food. That large, irregularly shaped brown thing that looks like a ceramic pancake is just a decorative plate, right?
>>13020856
Got any more of it?

>>13019241
really complicated way of just saying "things I found in the backyard"
wonder who the lucky guests were but judging by her wording they're probably from the backyard too

>>13019241
>honey soaked bees
It's a typo, r-right? Surely she meant to write "beats" or "beans"?

>ITT:its like I'm held prisoner in ohio and have to eat their homecooked sunday dinners. over and over again.

>>13017176
ohio m8. all those fat american jokes are about "people" from ohio.

>>13018017
god knows its black enough to be a southern city.

>>13017936
Left looks much better than right

>>13022655
it and ohio are the mordor of the south.

>>13023790
I'm impressed that you managed to say nothing despite typing all those words.

>>13019259
I I i I I think I think... I think I want to try this method sometime. Anyone else or am I the only one?

>>13019532
Remember how normies thought gladiator was such an amazing movie? And they’d all clamor about it?

>>13020806
based and underattedpilled

>>13022355
Communist liquor store

>>13017037
I can appreciate a shitposting thread, and not get butthurt over it from being a flyover. It is what it is. As someone who lives in the sticks in flyover country and travels for work, mainly east coast and southern states I can assure you that bad food and people can be found everywhere. As well as people who don't really care about the food they consume be it fast food, fried everything, shit from a box, or hipster tier restaurant swag. It's all about personal choice.
I choose to take advantage of the best product that is available to me. This means we eat farm to table, with fresh ingredients. After spending quite a bit of time in the south it has definitely influenced my choices as well. Yes family ties run strong and we will generally all eat dinner at the table together, so the meal choices are more thought out versus whipping up quick and easy whenever we are all busy.
Personal choice also means making an effort to eat healthy, it's no secret America has an obesity problem, I choose not to let me or my family be a part of it.
My son went fishing yesterday and caught a mess of bluegill and a few decent bass. The bluegill will go in the freezer for later and probably be fried, typical flyover cuisine. The bass fillets are soaking right now and I'll make them blackened with cucumber avocado salsa, garden fresh salad on the side. This is not typical midwestern but I chose it because it's tasty. Again all about personal choice, and the freedom to not pigeon hole yourself in the stereotypical food of your region.
Please resume shitposting now, I'm having a giggle at these abominations called food.

Now you know why people fly over these places, this is food made for people with no concept of what good food actually is.

>>13019263
Clearly you've never been poor

>>13021194
The English were a mistake

>>13024969
Clearly you have

>>13024983
If you’re on 4chan you probably ain’t very high class bud

>>13017046
Uhh this

>>13024987
speak for yourself my dude

>>13024995
>still says my dude
I take that back only the upper class could be so out of touch

>>13023249
>There's just too much shitposting to be enjoyable.
Thats the entire point....never mind i got baited

>>13023262
>>13023273
newfags

>>13024470
>winning means you're right
>cries out in pain as Trump gets elected

>>13021700
tl;dr fukken fagget

>>13024470
based and yakeepilled

>>13024763
wire coat hangers are useful for many things especially welding and unclogging a toilet...But do not use them for cooking, they have a coating on them to prevent rust which is poisonous. Also wire coat hangers are going extinct, i'm not even sure they are still being made anymore its all those useless plastic shit ones now that break, so don't deplete the remainder of our countries vitae wire coat hanger resource.

>>13024090
L O S E R
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>>13017178
I just want to emphasize this. Kraft singles are 100% a coastie/southern thing. Midwesterners use preshredded bags of mediocre mild cheddar, usually sargento

>>13018273
It's because the flyovers are mostly conservative and the coasts are mostly liberal and liberals love attacking their 'opponents.'

>>13025557
The midwest is very very mixed politically. Hillary was the first democrat in a very long time to blow Michigan and Wisconsin, and she still managed to carry Illinois and Minnesota. Mainly because Trump was the first "republican" who was able to win the uneducated white union member shithead vote that the democrats previously had a strangehold over in the midwest thanks to Trump's populist lefty Bernie Sandersesque anti-trade, anti-globalism bullshit

>>13025586
It doesn't matter what the reality is. The city liberals think everyone in a flyover is a deep red, inbred, braindead hick and are the sole reason that republicans keep getting elected.

>>13025592
well, thats definitely true

>>13021248
This, obvious troll thread aside, coastal taxpayers need something to vent their frustration on, as they are largely paying for minority imports who drive their costs of living up, their wages down, and must be minded and babysat so that political parties of note can promise them shit to keep them on the plantation voting.

Certainly they can't direct their anger at this protected class of citizen whom they exist to supply with federal aid, so instead they direct their anger at people in the midwest who are not indoctrinated to their self destructive lifestyle, going on about their "Lack of Culture" even as their own is consumed and supplanted by foreign nationals.

But hey... I'm sure its /pol/'s fault right?

>/ck/

Posting tritip.

>>13021194
I mean the presentation might not be perfect but it would probably taste good

>>13021194
that doesn't look midwestern at all, there isn't even any meat

>>13023078
I always hate people that think like this and can tell they don't actually cook and just parrot memes. Let me guess, you think anyone that doesn't cook their steak the way you like it to be the worst person ever? Or at best, they just eat good meat so rarely that it's a fresh experience every time. Sorry if I want some variety the 70th fucking time I eat the same cut of meat prepared the same way as always with nothing added to it.

>>13025716
>eat steak so often that you grow bored of the taste of steak
>rather than eating something else, start trying new and inventive ways of preparing steak, to cover the flavor with something else
Such utter decadence.

>>13023331
heh, pretty funny descripton

>>13025833
It's not covering the flavor, it's enhancing and or changing it. There are so many different foods in the world, so many different chefs, recipes, spices, sauces, that even eating an identical meal twice means "Why not try it a different way?" if you actually like cooking and don't just treat it as a means to sustain yourself. There are literally millions of different recipes out there and people have been coming up with new ones for millennia and will continue to until humanity dies out just because of the sheer number of combinations of tastes and ingredients in the world. Why not experiment?

Now granted, I'm exaggerating a bit and I'll certainly eat steak straight without complaining, but to treat it like it's heresy to add anything to meat shows a willingness to settle for good enough. If you like it only straight, that's fine. But I don't understand people that insist it's the only way. And if I get a new cut or try a new butcher or something, I'd definitely try it straight first.

>>13019259
>I call it "the abortion"

>>13018386
it sucks shit here

>>13018852
That's not right at all friend. Bourgeoisie is gender neutral and is used to refer to the entire class of people. Like the word nobility for nobles. Bourgeois is the collective term for people in that class. Like nobles for nobility. The individual gendered versions are bourgeois for a male and bourgeoise for females. The overlap in male and collective forms is due to French and most Latin languages treat groups of males and females and exclusively females.

>>13018875
>when that pink is just right

>>13017964
Comfy like stepping barefoot into a hot, fresh dog shit

>>13017940

skyline is shit and only niggers put sugar in sauce/chili.

I've had it it sucks ass and everyone I know thats had it also thinks it sucks ass.

It would be good if they didn't put brownsugar or chocolate or what ever the hell they are doing to it in it.

>>13025984
Don't worry kiddo...youll grow up one day and leave your mom's home. Sad thing is you'll quickly realize that the grass ain't greener anywhere else

>>13024873
seems delightful actually. you can always find yourself something fulfilling to eat if you put in the effort (and assuming you're not totally destitute)

>>13026190
>only niggers put sugar in chili
every competition winning chili has some brown sugar in it

>>13026169
is that slenderman

>>13018292
potatoes, carrots, onions and whatever cheapest cut of meat you can find will be cheaper, better looking, tastier and healthier than any of that

>>13018236
Coasties and euros start bullying your non culture and you start screaming nigger like a little retard

Question for fellow coastbros and southern bros, why is it that the Midwest can’t cook ? They always top shit with sugar and cheese

Just so you know westcoasters, shitting and shooting up in the street isn't culture

>>13021700
>t. Ohio crackhead mad that they eat poop on a plate with extra cheese

>>13026374
why would you possibly consider putting cheese on something bad?
Also topping with sugar? What?

>>13026397
It’s no secret that people leave the Midwest because it’s a desolate wasteland for cuisine and opportunities

>>13026427
no, they leave because it is cold, midwestenerers are pretty well off financially, and most midwestern cities have great food scenes

>>13026454
Cheese, sugar and meat with RC cola isn’t a good meal dumbass. If you want a good meal go to Louisiana not Ohio

>>13017107
What psychopath puts the smile before the eyes?

>>13026467
Isn't RC Cola from the south?, never really associated it with the midwest

Also, stop, Ohio is the south of the north, it is the poorest, worst state in the midwest, so stop

Also, New Orleans is absolutely nothing like the rest of the south (besides having a lot of poor people)

>>13018250
That's a fucking Honey Roll with cheese on it. People actually put CHEESE on Little Debbie cakes.

>>13017742
thanks colby

>>13019939
I would eat this.

>>13021970
That looks like puke.

>>13021970
>ohio is the best of all worlds
Its literally the poorest, worst state in the midwest

>>13025610
Based and pilled red

>>13026374
They can cook just fine but you have to remember they are landlocked. You're not going to get a huge variety of different dishes like you will on the coasts. That said does the West Coast even have a real cuisine? When I was there it was just asian and Mexican food. Nothing special or unique

>>13027008
you can buy the exact same food across the coasts and the north, much of the south unfortunately is a food desert where people basically just have fast food

>>13027044
I hope you're not talking about the southern states because I live here and the food scene is great.

>>13027092
it is objectively worse than the rest of the country as far as access to good food, grocery stores and restaurants. No one else eats as much fast food either.

Huge swaths of the south are considered "food deserts" where people have tragically low access to quality ingredients, and people in general are much poorer than the rest of the country and poorly educated limiting their options and their decision making abilities

>>13027102
You're objectively a retard, we have year round growing seasons and a very ethnically diverse population meaning you can find all kinds of foreign ingredients that would be hard to come by else where. There are farmers markets all over the place that sell their produce dirt cheap and will even trade you for your own homegrown produce, also everybody has their own garden because every inch of the south has fertile soil. Not to mention we supply most of the countries food. "food deserts" Are you confusing Oklahomo with the south?

>>13027170
what foreign ingredients are common throughout the south but uncommon in the rest of the country?

>>13027170
>Not to mention we supply most of the countries food
this isn't even true, the midwest is the primary agricultural region, and California provides most of the niche stuff that doesn't grow in the rest of the country

>>13027170

>>13027170
Are you just unfamiliar with the concept of food deserts? Most of the research on this specifically focuses on the south. Also yes, Oklahoma counts, what the fuck else would it be?

>>13027198
>the midwest is the primary agricultural region
for rape seed and corn only

>>13027102
We are full of niggers who live in inner cities. Despite being poor high school drop out I can get all my food from the source year round...unless you are talking about pretentious trendy food like boba tea.

>>13027192
>live in North GA
>ate dog with some Vietnamese
>wasn't good

>>13027229
don't forget dairy, soy, wheat, barley, many temperate fruits
The midwest is by far the leading agricultural center of the country, it has much better land than the south and grows larger quantities of a broader variety of foods. Notice how rural poverty is almost unheard of in the midwest (outside indian reservations) and extremely common in the south

>>13027207
>>13027201
>Florida is a food desert
you have to be fucking retarded if you believe that nonsense , having an unlimited supply of corn does not make Nebraska "food secure". ffs I can buy star fruit and dragon fruit from my local hijab liquor store and nobody gives a fuck about living more then a mile from a store because we have this thing called public transportation. You clearly never left the midwest.

>>13023659
lol i was thinking the same burn

>>13023468
what is this called? it looks delicious.

>>13027253
poor based on income because we don't need to make 200k a year to rent a one bedroom apartment and we grow all are own produce and trade the excess for the things we didn't grow ourselves. Jesus Christ you cityfags are moronic.

>>13027257
thats not how food deserts work. A food desert is a place with a lot of people with limited transportation options and no convenient grocery access, it has nothing directly to do with farms in the area

>>13027257
The south is sure as fuck not know for its robust and extensive public transport systems, the fuck are you talking about?

You can yell at actual facts all you want but the research is pretty settled and paints a grim picture of the south

Also keep in mind that Florida is basically expensive retirement communities for northerners on the coast with a bunch of terrible poor people and swamps everywhere else

>>13027274
nah dude, you are comparing to the midwest where cost of living is also low, try again

>>13027289
>Florida is basically expensive retirement communities
No, i have live up and down the east coast of FL and Tampa and it hasn't been a retirement community since the early 90's and even then it was really only Broward and West Palm
>he south is sure as fuck not know for its robust and extensive public transport systems
When i worked Murphy NC there was a free buss that ran all over the county same thing in GA and TN not that anybody needed it because at a certain level of poverty you just started growing your own food and shooting deer, black bear, wild turkey, hogs and rabbit, in fact if you own your house which most people did there was no reason to work at all because you had everything you needed (maybe sell some fire wood for tax and gas money)

>>13027275
>>13027275
>thats not how food deserts work
that is some nonsense made up by a NY retard where it takes 45min to travel 1 mile, where i lived in FL i'd ride my skate board 1 mile each way to publix in few min like it was nothing. But even there gas stations had enough fresh produce for a average meal like lettuce, onions,bell peppers, oranges, bananas, and apples. Food was everywhere coconuts falling of the trees, yard full of stank ass banana tree i'd pawn off on the yard crews, mangoes, papas, avocados just rotting on lawn cause there was just to many to eat,

>>13027289
>but the research is pretty settled

Nice appeal to authority you faggot.

Interesting how this has become /ckpol/ is this a test for April 2020?

>>13027432
i am appealing to literal data, unlike your pile of anecdotes

>>13027438
maybe, but it is clear indication of how delusional flyovers are when they think Nebraska has a better selection of food then Florida

>>13027458
>he doesn't understand how economics works by region

>>13027466
You ever been to non-tourist florida? It is brutally poor and gross

>>13027458
$120k buys a 4/3 two car garage on 1 acre of land in FL
$120 a year rents you a closet in NY

>>13027477
yes im from Broward and its still better then NY

>>13027478
Yeah but this is a thread about flyover so we are talking about like Rochester Minnesota, Sheboygan Wisconsin, Grand Rapids Michigan, Davenport Iowa, Rockford Illinois or South Bend Indiana not fucking NYC. Or even cheaper maybe lets compare to Marquette Michigan or something else in the UP

>>13027508
>Yeah but
you're using liberal NY/CA city nonsense stats to prove your point, you'd have to be seriously mentally retarded to think Florida is a food desert , you'd never set foot here if you think there isn't an abundance of exotic food just rotting on the ground and all we can think is "when will it stop stinking like rotten shit". Seriously do Midwest grocery store have tanks full of live lobsters and crabs? can you pick up star fruit and dragon fruit year round? can you pick mangoes,papayas, coconuts and avocados off the ground for free? NO you fucking can't!

>>13027564
dude, they definitely ship lobster and crab to the midwest
You keep deflecting to bullshit about New York when that has literally nothing to do with the discussion

>>13027564
>Seriously do Midwest grocery store have tanks full of live lobsters and crabs?
yes
>can you pick up star fruit and dragon fruit year round?
yes
>can you pick mangoes,papayas, coconuts and avocados off the ground for free?
Never been much of a scavenger myself but no, those specific fruits do not grow in midwestern climates but many others do

Floridian may be a little less shitty and rednecked than most of the south but get more than half a mile from the ocean, away from the old northerners just there for the winter, and shit gets pretty bad.

It must be weird living in a place when a huge portion of the nice property is owned by people that don't live there year round

>>13027623
>It must be weird living in a place when a huge portion of the nice property is owned by people that don't live there year round
no its quite nice not having you retards here all the time but paying us to take care your shit as if "fall" is going to come and clog your gutters kek, free money no work, shits hilarious. We're growing by the year while your state is declining, keep feeding us your money retard

>>13027671
>We're growing by the year while your state is declining,
yeah, because poor people have way more kids than normal people

>>13027694
>economically growing
something you'd know nothing about

Rate

>>13017742
fucking BASED