/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Bumping thread and requesting the webm of the guy making egg sandwich from a stand filled with eggs

i eat eggs with rice

i like fried eggs with some paprika desu

>>13015384
best egg is YOUR DICK
*glug glug*
MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmh

>>13015529
stop posting

>>13015529
IT'S FOOKIN RAWWW

>>13015581
That's rare. THIS is raw.

Shakshouka is objectively the best egg dish. Anything else is simply a meme

>>13015727
That looks and sounds awful.

>mfw my eggs aren't bitter

>>13015529
looks great but i think it should cook for longer.

>>13015732
You need to be 18+ to post here so take a hike, faggot

>>13015384
i once seen this video of this dude trapped behind a wall of eggs. he was cookin' 'em up. makin' some sort of egg sammich. can't seem to find the webum, though. i've always wondered how he gets out of his egg barricade without breaking any eggs.

>>13015529
>taps the chopstix
>serves raw eggs
why don't you fucking go outside?

>>13015760
What if I am outside?

>>13015585
he is eating the eggshells? wtf is wrong with whitepeople

>>13016505
The shell is where all the nutrients are.

I like eggs with potatoes

>>13015581
Asians love raw eggs. They do this thing where they crack an egg in a little cup and mix it up with soy sauce then pour it on rice.

You'd think it would cook/absorb into the rice, but it doesn't, it just makes it slimy and fucking gross.

The best way to eat eggs is scrambled and slow cooked in a pan with lots of butter.

>>13018030
And be sure to not overcook them. They should be ever so slightly liquidy and "underdone". Not those hard big chunks like diners and other crap places serve.

>>13018137
this webm made me want to kill myself, thanks

>>13016505
At least they don’t eat poop or bugs

>>13015482
Well that sounds like something I've never seen before. Sounds like a completely novel video.

Eggs?

Egg Tip: if you poke a tiny hole in the shell before boiling or steaming, the egg will be easier to peel.

I steam soft boiled eggs that are held vertically in a silicone ice cube tray with the hole up, and it is interesting watching the bubbles sputter out of the holes. The peeling is somewhat easier, though I will have to try this many more times to verify and perfect the method.

>>13018266
That's more effort than you even need to put into it. Just put the eggs straight into an ice bath after cooking and that will loosen the shell from the egg.

>>13018327
Have done this method over and over and it never works. Always end up with wasted egg pulling away with the shell.

>>13018681
Well I really can't tell you what you're doing wrong, because SCIENCE has proved that this works.

>>13015727
Cook it with leftover bolognese sauce it will be awesome.

>>13015863
steak and eggs are fucking great. good man

>>13016505
mayocide when

>>13018945
Who the fuck is this. Great Value Deadmau5?

>>13018988

>>13018945
>>13018990
I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>>13015384
I like sunny goowii fried eggz have any of you had balut how iz balut

>>13015727
I think french toast pizza egg iz tha best egg dish pizza cvt into bite syze pisez dipt in scrambled egg or yolk removd from white n pizza dipt in egg white french toasted yolk cookt on tha side

>>13018227
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>>13016998
It's good when you only use the yolk. I can easily eat raw eggwhite but I wont pretend it's great.

>>13015529
it triggers me how he still left a bit of egg in the bowl

>>13015581
its not raw
well done eggs are meh

>>13020267
Based and logpilled

>>13020267

Going to cook spaghetti carbonara for the first time, what are the chances of getting salmonella? I eat sunny side up eggs quite frequently.

>>13020726
This has to be a troll. No one is this stupid

How are you all enjoying your cholesterol, fellow egg eaters.

>>13020998
>he fell for the dietary cholesterol meme

>>13020726
Unless your eggs came from Roman hens, you WILL contract salmonella poisoning. Remember this!!

>>13021279
You're retarded.

>>13015732
>Recipe is a secret

oh okay well here it is

>Beat 6 eggs together with some heavy cream and whatever else you want, ignoring your hearts cries for help.
>Heat butter in a pan as your arteries prepare.
>Dump eggs in and cover pan immediately to allow top to cook
>Serve directly onto a plate

>>13020690

>>13020267
Kek

>>13015732
these kind of videos can suck my dick

>>13020267
looks like its taking a massive dump

>>13022201
>avocado
>d-d-d-dropped

>>13022201
Enjoy your salmonella then

>>13015727
Genuinely a great hearty breakfast

>>13017969
Is this supposed to taste good or something?

>>13018239
Cute

r8 my egg

what the hell... it's portrait on my comp

A few egg thoughts.

Poached egg on toast is god tier but a pain to do right.

Ine of best ways to enjoy an eggs is british style dipping toast into an egg.

If you want the best way to scramble and egg look for Anthony Bourdains YouTube clip on how to make rhe perfect scambled eggs.

On my nightstand right now is Marco Pierre White’s memoir,The Devil in the Kitchen, a fascinating story of White’s rise to kitchen stardom. It’s a good book, entertaining, and in it White offers snippets of culinary wisdom, one of which is how to prepare a perfectly fried egg and also hownotto prepare an egg. He writes, “…the majority of people still crack an egg and drop it into searingly hot oil or fat and continue to cook it on high heat. You need to insert earplugs to reduce the horrific volume of the sizzle. And the result, once served up in a pool of oil, is an inedible destruction of that great ingredient – the egg. Maybe that’s how you like it, in which case carry on serving your disgusting food.”

"you see the integrity of the egg has been ruined by overcooking it, what many of my contemporaries may refer to as adding depth via a "crunchy" texture (burnt let's just call it what it is) it loses it's subtle velvety consistency and smooth silky finish, many of my detractors may say "why not just poach an egg, you'll end up with a similarly cooked egg" but you see they do not understand the complexities of the true French method, they simply lack the patience and like barbarians cannot comprehend nor display the level of finesse required in French Cuisine, perhaps they should find another circle of hell to inhabit if they can't stand this devil in hell's kitchen".

>>13023820
hi kenji lopez-alt

>>13015384
I like a simple 4 egg omelet with mushroom, spinach, cheese, and bacon

Pesto and sundried tomatoes scrambled egg. Almost like you can smell the webm.

>>13023323
Looks pretty good

>>13023931
ew

>>13015384
>eggs
so, cigarette thread?

>>13023323
Looks very nicely cooked actually. Wel done.

>>13016508
Why the fuck would you buy pork sausages and deskin them and not just buy the ground pork?

I used to get an egg sandwich from a lovely little cafe. The first time I thought it would be too plain but it was just wonderful. I should start making them myself, I guess.

>>13020267
Want to know how I know that guy sucks dick on the regular?

>>13022201
>one/two small egg yolk
>a whole avocado
At that point why even use the egg yolk? You're shoveling shitty quac as a "deviled" egg.

>>13023323
10/10
What's on the toast, Anon? Looks savory.

>>13024827
Cause you also suck dick on the reg? It's okay Anon, I would never judge you.

>>13026264
Holy shit, that is the breakfast I dreamed about in prison. Good god it that's scrapple underneath I am going cum in my boxers.

Egg thread? Egg thread.

>>13026287
Corned beef hash. What/how long were you in for, Anon?

The best eggs is panfried and basted in olive oil or butter. This avoids the dryness and bad appearance when you flip the eggs, but the top still gets pretty cooked trough from the hot oil.

>>13026313
Oh god, even better.

I burglarized a gun store, and had another meth conviction in oklahoma. That was after my stay in Leavenworth for getting booted out of the army for armed robbery of a construction site. Meth. Meth met meth. Solitary confinement for three years too. HA HA HA. I am better now. This program is working and I have a job. Getting my license back in a couple weeks.

>>13026363
That sounds like a really rough time. I'm glad to hear you're getting back on track. Keep it up Anon, we're rooting for you.

>>13024817

imagine paying $10 for this

>>13026622
It was only ¥500, but it was so comfy being the only person in that cafe on a Sunday morning.

>>13023820
>how to prepare the perfect egg
>also how not to
>only posts the "how not to" part
I'm not buying your faggot sugar daddy's book, post the recipe.

>>13026446
I owe it all to my brother. He took me to hospitals and gave me cash when I was down hard style. Dad might have disowned me, and I deserved it, but my bro was always there no matter what. He's the only one that still calls me, even as I do better. I owe him a lot, but he's a big drunk now and I can't tell him to stop too. Being sober is fucking HARD, and I don't want to tug his sleeve anymore than I already have. Aghh.

>>13026957
Three years in the hole is rough anon, I'm glad you came out better. Lots of men don't. As for your brother, just be there for him when he falls, as he did for you. Like you, he must first stop digging if he wants to leave the hole.

>>13026957
>>13026965
Yeah you degenerates can fuck off back to /soc/, we're talking about eggs here.

>>13026993
>sesame oil
Dropped. This shit overpowers everything and makes it taste like shit.

>>13026993
We're talking about eggs but you, you're posting facebook tier bullshit featuring sesame flavored eggs. Fuck right off.

>>13027528
Tomodachi you didn't even watch it, the eggs aren't sesame flavored. The rice is.

>>13020998
Just take niacin and turmeric lol

For me, it's egg salad.

The best.

>>13028844
>seasoning eggs before cooking

retard

I put shredded cheese into very buttery scrambled eggs an then mix it with cooked egg pasta then I sprinkle a bit of ketchup on top of it

>>13026993
go back to plebbit you filthy degen

>>13028467
How does he get out?

>>13028872
>YELLY BONGOLOID TOLD ME NOT TO

retard

I finally figured omelets out yesterday.

>>13026363
Meth is good if you only do a line like once a week

>>13028844
>it's another episode of kenji's 2AM depression cooking

>>13030193
Not him, but the reason you don't do that because if you season it, the eggs will become watery.

Made an egg sammich for dinner tonight.

>>13031429
Your bacon is a bit underdone, but not bad.

Bacon, egg, some slap you mama cajun spice and a slice of velveeta cheese in between an English muffin.

>>13016505
splash some of that hot sauce you put on everything onto it, youll be fine. then get back in the field and finish picking my cotton.

>>13031442
>velveeta

Disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55tz4qwFMo

fake egg

Just made 8 eggs' worth of egg salad, made fold-overs with about 2/3 of a loaf of bread because my dog wouldn't eat the leftovers (he's scared of eggs for some reason).
Feel kind of sick now desu

>>13015384
I poach eggs in ramen broth before adding the bricks.
Standard ramen eggs simply can't compete.

>>13015727
we call this eggs diablo in my house as we usually cook with a shitload of jalapeno and carne asada in the sauce. i am a white canadian person

>>13024812
because ground pork is not sausage

>>13018990
>plant milk

>>13019268
Fuck you lobsterback

>>13015529
>hilariously undercooked egg
oh it's chinese, well at least it's not a bird fetus i guess

As someone who's been indoctrinated their entire life to never eat a cooked egg with a runny yolk, someone give me a convincing argument to eat some Eggs Benedict. I desperately need to get over this hurdle.

>>13032399
Just try it (with bacon instead of ham)
Even if you don't like it, worst case is you're down $2 worth of ingredients

>>13020267
Seriously you're going to advertise anything with food, you can't use the word 'log'.

>>13032399
Don't start with a poached egg, just get over easy eggs on some pancakes. The yolk mixes with the syrup, it's good.

Alternately sunny side up eggs on a burger is a good choice too.

>>13026935
low temp in butter is what Marco says
I remember hearing somewhere something along the lines of "a fried egg is just an egg poached in butter"

>>13032399
You can do it, friend! You don't have to be a scared little pussy who comes across as having severe mental disabilities to everybody within three feet of you!

>>13020267
people say it taste like plastic

>>13026957
Might be bad advice but shrooms might help. Has therapeutic/healing effects that might reset your brain and "fix" some of the meth toll. Do like a gram of shrooms maybe not too much. Sorry anon meth sucks stay strong you can do this.

>>13026957
And AA too

>>13015384
wa la my friends

perfect eggs

dont @ me

>>13032165
fegg

>>13018266
>>13018681
I was getting so mad every time I boiled eggs because the shell stuck no matter what I did, but I figured out it's from starting the eggs in cold water. Boil the water first then drop the eggs in, and they pretty much always peel perfectly now.

>>13033397
Then return to cold water immediately after.

>>13015753
based underappreciated anon. you made my day

>>13020267

>>13033398
Yeah that probably helps too, though with the boil water first method I was kind of busy once, just drained them and let them sit for like 20 minutes while I had to do other stuff, and they still peeled fine. Starting your eggs in cold water is water seems to fuck up the peeling most.

>>13032163
t-take it back

>>13033313
ew what the fuck

>>13024812
sausages are already seasoned, and the meat is usually cured or smoked. gives a different flavor and texture.

>tfw your mother got a dozen chickens that lay a fuckton of eggs and she hands me a few cartons of them
what the fuck do I do with all this shit

This isn't shakshouka.

>>13033544
you know what to do.

>>13034022
Still looks like shit.

>>13034022
Can you fucking retarded Arabs keep this slop to yourselves?

send halp!

Imagine not liking shakshouka. It's not the best dish, but eggs and hot peppers in tomato sauce is quick, simple, and so delicious.

>>13028467
Came here for this

I remember years ago there was an anon that would announce he was the egg boy and would post people’s egg requests. Dude would find an image for the most retarded of requests.

>>13037510
Life has many doors, egg boy.