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Things you shouldn't mix up in the kitchen

>custard
>mustard

>> No.13011230

>cheese
>jizz

>> No.13011263

peas and piss

>> No.13011271

soup...
and wait for it
wait for it
POOP
haha lol

>> No.13011276

Peas and pee

>> No.13011277

Peanuts
Penis

>> No.13011387

>>13011221
>Rum
>Bum

>> No.13011396

citric acid
cocaine

>> No.13011401

>Guinness
>penis

>> No.13011412

>>13011401
>clove
>penis

>> No.13011449

>>13011221
>Baking powder
>Baking soda

>Tablespoon
>Teaspoon

>> No.13011460
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>women
>knives

>> No.13011546

>peppercorn
>midget porn

>> No.13011608

>coffee
>covfefe

>> No.13011651

Bread
Lead

>> No.13011673

Tartar sauce
Cream of tartar

>> No.13011684

>>13011221
>dick
>spotted dick

>> No.13011739

>>13011221
>ravioli
>dragon loli

>> No.13011749
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cinnamon
frenulum

>> No.13011762

>>13011608
cringe.

>> No.13011771

>milk
>Moloch

>> No.13011797

>>13011221
Cyanide and salt

>> No.13011816
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>Herbs
>Herb

>> No.13011827

>>13011771
this nigga know what the fuck up
stay woke

>> No.13012145

Vanilla extract and vanilla bean extract

>> No.13012170

Seed
Feed

>> No.13012176

>>13012170
formerly known as Chuck's

>> No.13012178

>>13012176
Chuck roast
Sneed roast

>> No.13012189

Cumin
Cum in

>> No.13012194

Spitroast
Threesome

>> No.13012204

This had potential to be a great thread, how did it fail so hard?

>> No.13012212

Chef
TV/internet chef

>> No.13012219

>>13012212
Sous chef
Chef called Sue

>> No.13012222

Sugar for Salt

>> No.13012237

Made this mistake last night
Mayonnaise
Horse Radish

>> No.13012240

>>13011221
>ham
>jam

>> No.13012255

Cold for Hot

Ouch!

>> No.13012486

KitchenAids
HIV chef

>> No.13012490

Waffle
Blue waffle

>> No.13012670

>>13011221
>Things you shouldn't mix
Race.

>> No.13012689

>>13011739
DO NOT

>> No.13012893

>>13011221
>Habaneros
>Carolina reapers

Did this way back b4 I knew reapers existed. Did not like

>> No.13013005

>>13011221
>Casserole
>Asshole

>> No.13013372

Cayenne for Paprika

>> No.13013395

>>13011221
>mustard
>mouse turd
Definitely clean your surfaces and keep your home pest-free.

>> No.13013437
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>>13013005

>> No.13013447

>>13013395
a couple years ago I had a mouse problem and didn't realize they could climb up the wall and poop on my countertop because my blanket gives off these mouse poop looking fuzz balls and it wasn't until I washed the whole kitchen I even realized there might be an infestation. The worst part was when I caught one in a mousetrap at like 2am and he didn't die for 10 minutes. Lots of screaming and shaking around kind of traumatic

Then in the morning I found out he shit himself on my tile floor

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>>13013005

>> No.13013497

got any more comfy peppos?

>> No.13013558

>>13011608
best reply so far

>> No.13013562

Races

>> No.13013745

>>13012490
Mother of God

>> No.13013761

hot dog
a dog that is hot

>> No.13013858

Physalis
Syphilis

>> No.13013889
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>>13013497
Have this comfy apu

>> No.13013933
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>>13013889
very nice. saved

>> No.13015120
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cats and cakes

>> No.13015203

>>13011221
>tartar sauce
>cream of tartar

>> No.13015209

>>13011221
>indian shit
>food

>> No.13015215

>>13011401
Tastes like a dirty drunk Irishman dips his syphilis-ridden cock into each batch anyway.

>> No.13015219

>>13015215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk5SkiBna24

>> No.13015521

>>13013745
Oh crumbs, you didn't google it?!

>> No.13015536

>>13012222
i was once in a culinary class where we made meringues
one dude made a huge batch of them only to taste it and realize he used salt instead of sugar

pretty tasty though

>> No.13015545

>>13011221
>butter
>my penis and balls

>> No.13015601

>hair of the dog
>dog hair

>> No.13015610

Strudel
Poodle

>> No.13015674

Salamander
A live salamander

>> No.13015678

Broil
Boil

>> No.13015682

Broil
Grill

>> No.13015683

Char
Cha

>> No.13015688

>>13015682
They're the same tho

>> No.13015703

Boning
Well, erm, boning

>> No.13015706

Dishwasher
The wife

>> No.13015710

Slow cooker
Retarded chef

>> No.13015718

Corn
Korn

>> No.13015722

Fries
Flies

>> No.13015737
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>>13015710

>> No.13015739

Pepper
Hot pepper

>> No.13015744

>>13015737
Nigella is a self-proclaimed cook, not a chef. Although she is retarded for taking cocaine.

>> No.13015746
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>>13015744

>> No.13015758

>>13015746
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7025683/Domestic-goddess-Nigella-Lawson-says-shes-home-cook-professional-chef.html

>> No.13015768

Juice
Jews

Knives
Wives

Granny
Tranny

>> No.13015786

>>13015768
What if your granny is a tranny?

>> No.13015811

Anise
Anus

Vegemite
Vagina tight

Blender
Rear end her

Rapeseed oil
Rape dat goil

Turmeric
Tumescent dick

>> No.13015812

>>13015786
It's now gonna be called Danny.

>> No.13015816

>>13015786
Then he's your grampa

>> No.13015825

Curry flavor
Curry favor

>> No.13015841

Thyme
Time

>> No.13015847

Brisket
Frisk it

>> No.13015860

Cheese
American cheese

>> No.13015874

Cabbage
Pot washer

>> No.13015894

Lassi
Dog

>> No.13015901

Shrimps
Small guys

>> No.13015908

Chilli
Cold

>> No.13015920

Sage
Nothing

>> No.13015928

>>13011221
salt
sugar

>> No.13015932

Plaice
Place

>> No.13015936

Sole
Soul

>> No.13015943

Bay
Bae

>> No.13015971

>>13011221
Potato
Cyanide

>> No.13016065

Rice
Lice

>> No.13016074

Pollock
Bollock

>> No.13016081

>>13011221
Races

>> No.13016102

>>13011449
>baking powder and baking soda
But it’s almost the same thing.

>> No.13016107
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>>13016102

>> No.13016117

>>13016102
Try using the latter instead of the former sometime.

>> No.13016178

>lactose intolerance
>blacktose intolerance

>> No.13016181
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>>13016178

>> No.13016185

Blackened swordfish
Blacked swordfish

>> No.13016194

Beef
A problem

>> No.13016203

Chlorine
Ammonia

>> No.13016206

Chick peas and beans.
Here's how to tell them apart; I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a bean in my mouth.

>> No.13016215

Dry age
Dry and aged

>> No.13016224

Knife (USA)
Knoife (BRITFAG)

>> No.13016246

Bourbon (UK chocolate biscuit)
Bourbon (US cheap whiskey)

>> No.13016256
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>>13012689
>donuts
>dog nuts

>> No.13016259

>>13016206
Based.
Peas are the greatest invention of all time.

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>>13015120
>he doesn't know

>> No.13016280
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BRAP! (USA FART)
BRAP! (UK unicorn polite emission of gas)

>> No.13016294 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAOsuGM4LI8

The gimmick was he was Whitney Housten's nephew and her music was always used in the episodes. It introduced me to one of my favourite songs ever when I was like 11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxZD0VQvfqU

>> No.13016300

>>13016280
Dumb Yank thinks unicorns are a thing.

>> No.13016308

>>13016300
That's just our chicks, if you want to bang them then you have to pretend to like unicorns and leprechauns and shit like that.

>> No.13016312

>>13016300
Unicorns are real in scotland

Yanks think haggis is an animal

>> No.13016315

>>13016256
I unironically love these comics.

>> No.13016318

>>13016300
Having a stupid sounding brit accent helps as well, the dumb bitches go all creamy for that so we know how to fake it, aight m8?

>> No.13016320
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>>13016312
You mean they're not?

>> No.13016321

>>13016320
We had a toy haggis some relative bought. It was like an overgown fuzzy chincilla

>> No.13016332
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>>13016321
Maybe it was a Christmas present?
What do I know, I'm just a dumb yank you're the know-it-all UK types complete with retard accents.

>> No.13016350

>>13016308
>>13016312
>>13016318
>>13016320
>>13016321
>>13016332
So sad. But very apt from Yanks. No knowledge.

>> No.13016361

>>13016350
We had enough knowledge to get away from the UK and you didn't have enough knowledge to not join the EU that you're trying to get away from now.
Piss off with your British bullshit.

>> No.13016363

>>13016350
If you can't take your own bullshit then don't put it off on others.

>> No.13016364

>>13015928
this. i made the worst kool aid ever once. jesus it was like drinking liquid play doh and a bunch of salt

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>>13016364
A bottle or 4 of everclear would have helped.

>> No.13016370

>>13016361
But most of your food is Mexican? We were conned into joining the Common Market that later transformed into the EU.

>> No.13016375

>>13015943
Bae leaves :(

>> No.13016376

>>13016363
What have I said is BS?

>> No.13016377

>>13016361
You must've missed the news
Brits new PM is going to extend their stay in the EU
They couldn't leave even if they all wanted to

>> No.13016381

>>13016370
Where do you get that shit from?
Cite your source... "Most American food is Mexican"
Are you some kind of moron clinton supporter that just makes shit up like CNN and MSNBC types?

>> No.13016384

>>13016375
Did I say "leaves"? Learn to read and comprehend.

>> No.13016386

>>13016376
Everything since you're a britfag.

>> No.13016390

>>13016377
And that my friend makes Article 50 illegal.

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>>13011221
>cumin
>COOOOMIN

>> No.13016394

>>13016381
Name the US top 50 most popular foods?

>> No.13016398

>>13016386
So you think unicorns and leprechauns exist in real life? Your parent must be proud.

>> No.13016399

>>13016394
Why don't you do that while I check out other posts, you stupid fag.

>> No.13016410

>>13016399
It's up to you to prove me wrong. Do it. With a citation.

>> No.13016415

>>13016398
Oh yeah, with a 4000 year old leprechaun flute, it's very real.

Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
Alabama Leprechaun Part II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIoUxlUdU00

>> No.13016419

>>13016410
Here's your citation
>>13016415

>> No.13016422

>>13016415
And there he states the US intellectual level.

>> No.13016427

>>13016419
see>>13016422

>> No.13016430

>>13016422
That means so much from a sand nigger that's run by Merkel in the EU. When are you going to start having sand nigger speak as a required course in your schools?

>> No.13016439

>>13016430
As opposed to ghetto nigger speak that you have? I ain't no sand nigger and I definitely ain't run by a Female Hiltler.

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>>13016422
If knowing things makes me stupid then I don't want to know what retard level you're on about.
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30

>> No.13016445

>>13016107
>>13016117
Baking powder is basically baking soda plus some acid.

>> No.13016449

>>13016443
So you only have 3 muslims in your country?

>> No.13016452

>>13016439
You must be right sir know-it-all, did some EU counsil approve that message?

>> No.13016455

>>13016449
Yeah, I'm from Andorra.

>> No.13016463

>>13016452
So you are denying ghetto nigga speech exist in your country? How dumb are you?

>> No.13016467

>>13016455
If you were from Andorra, you would know that there are a lot of foreigners there.

>> No.13016472

>>13016463
Where'd that come from? Of course nigger speech exists here, it's an infestation. Where did that ever come up in the conversation? You're just making shit up like CNN and MSNBC liars.

>> No.13016478

>>13016467
That's why people from there get out as soon as possible.

>> No.13016482

>cumin
>cum

>> No.13016483

>>13016445
Vinegar is just wine plus some acid

>> No.13016488

>>13016472
You called me a know it all and that the EU approved my message. The EU are all pro foreigners. But the EU population don't want them.

>> No.13016517

>>13016488
Enjoy your drumbed down rape and scultping crimes from nigerians and various migrant types. That's your way of social engineering? That's not mine.

>> No.13016531

>>13016517
How many mexicans in USA?

>> No.13016696

>>13011221
>poo poo
>pee pee

>> No.13017237

>Fortune cookie
>

>> No.13017244

>>13016531
Mexicans are caucasoid-mongoloid hybrids and have genes for high iq, negroids do not

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>salt
> icing sugar
>cocaine

>> No.13019436

>>13011460
>women
>anything else

FTFY

>> No.13019485

>>13012145
I don't bake, what's the difference desu?

>> No.13019490

>>13011271
Hehehe

Fish and chips, seriously who does that?

>> No.13019491

>>13015209
>a non faggot
>you

>> No.13020213

>>13011271
xD

>> No.13020237

>>13012222
Checked, also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjCinn-sjzk&t=4m34s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVvR_ZDjfhQ&t=2m7s

>> No.13020385

>mayonnaise
>food

>> No.13020507

One time my friend "breaded" all the fish we had just caught in Splenda. I swear he just did it to fuck with me but WHY

>> No.13020528

>>13012237
Buy real shredded horseradish. It tastes better and is very hard to mistake for anything else.

>> No.13020566

>>13020507
please tell me you at least dickpunched him or something

>> No.13020578

>>13020566
He's paid for his crimes

>> No.13020585

>>13011221
Orange juice and toothpaste

>> No.13020591

>>13019490
Fuck off mate. Fish & chips on top of a newspaper Is a delicatessen

>> No.13020827

Juice (for baking)
Jews

>> No.13020843

Cumin is not an abbreviation for cinnamon