/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13007625
are you fucking serious? Just fucking google it dumbass

>>13007642
Too lazy

you get kidney stones and your brain feels foggy. High blood pressure and stomach ulcers.

>>13007625
Oh fuck! I-I'm gonna do it...
I'm gonna... COOOOOOOOOM
OH GOD I'M COOMING!

>>13007642
All I found on Google that eating copious amounts of sodium is a perfectly fine thing to do, and that vaccinations are a Jewish conspiracy. :)

>>13007625
God I wish I were that stone slab

>>13007625
Just sauna 4x a week and you'll be fine.

>>13008206
Fuck off with your forced idiot meme you cancer spreading sack of shit.

>>13008243
OH GOD

....HERE IT COMES

YAAAAAAASSSSSS

*BRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMFFFFFPPPPPPTTTTTTTFFFFTTTTFFTTTTPUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTT*

Oh yess

*snnnniiiiiiiifffffffffff*

*SNNNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

*FFFFFFTTTTFFFTTTTFFFTTTTFFFTTTTTFFFTTTT*

Ah yes, onions my dear. How pungent. Might I suggest scallions and leeks as well the next time?

>>13008252
do people actually moan and vocalize while masturbating and cumming?
I’m always completely silent.

>>13008272
Sometimes. I didn't used to until I had sex on a daily basis and started moaning during sex.

>>13007625
Wow, I wish she'd sit on my face.

>>13007625
Too much salt can apparently damage the lining of your stomach, leaving you more prone to infections. South Koreans have/had a ridiculously high salt intake of 13g daily and higher rates of stomach cancer from the infections. Recommendations for daily salt limit range from around 2.5mg to 5mg depending on the source.

ZR gets my goat every time

>>13007625
yes. my buddy died of blood poisioning. mostly cause by his high blood sugar and salt intake

>>13007625
The only two ways you can fuck up are
1) Eating way too much at once and not drinking enough water (you’d just legitimately die of dehydration, you’d have to be pretty fucking dumb)
2) Eating obviously more than you should for a prolonged period of time. This will cause the other electrolytes in your body to drain out of your cells, which is just a sneakier form of dehydration that causes your cells to die at a much higher rate. That exact phenomena is why people think it causes cancer when you’re older. Also there’s a shit ton of other side effects because your nerves can’t function correctly anymore due to being drained of things like potassium.

TL;DR So long as you’re consuming sodium within reason you’re totally fine, don’t be a human trash disposal.

>>13008316
Sugar is definitely more dangerous than salt, and far more addicting. The only people who get addicted to salt are tastelets.

So is it a bad idea to eat 1 block of ramen with 2 seasoning packets twice a day? How can I undo the damage I've done?

>>13008322
i don't think anyone really gets addicted to salt. they just get to a really high intake level from fast/processed food which has more than what someone would use at home.

>>13008329
I wouldn’t say they’re addicted to the salt specifically, but there’s definitely an addiction to the type of food that’s high in sodium that leads to fucking up that badly

>>13008243
Coomer embarrassed at being called out detected.

>>13008243
A forced meme is just a meme. The forced part is redundant.

>>13008327
Drink more water. There is literally nothing wrong with RELATIVELY high sodium intake. If you’re eating like 20g a day and drinking less than a liter a day then nobody is gonna be surprised.

You have to drink water.

>>13008393
You'll retain it and look like a tubby piece of shit.

>>13008331
basically fast foods

when you eat a big piece of sodium, it explodes when it comes in contact with your saliva

>>13008373
Wrong. A genuine meme propagates naturally through being shared by people to whom it genuinely appeals. A "forced" meme, on the other hand, generally is not funny, inventive, or clever enough to do so on its own, leading to people (generally the one who originally created the failed meme) "forcing" the meme by posting it everywhere themselves. Which is why they are rightly despised. They're basically just a desperate cry for attention, and nobody likes desperation.

>>13008858
Mega cope. All because the coomer meme hits too close too home.

>>13008858
>I dont find it funny therefore nobody can. It's surely just the person that made it that spreads it!! I have the ip logs trust me!
Seems like you're simply butthurt because you're a coomer yourself. Can't stand seeing your reflection so publicly, huh? :^)

>>13009223
ahahaha another wojack

>>13008243
Fuck off with your threads with sluts as the pic because you can't make a decent interesting thread without something entirely different to catch the attention of other idiotic porn addicted pathetic retards like you.

>>13009299
this isn't /pol/ or /b/ retard.

>>13009299
lmfao COOOM eheheh

>>13009299
A pondering expression fits the content of this thread just fine.

>>13008243
I am unironically cooming

>>13009299
it's a fully clothed girl showing off her legs. no one in their right mind would fap to this unless they're some sort of repressed Saracen that commits a rape spree over an exposed ankle or some shit. they're the ones probably forcing this unfunny shit desu.

>>13009385
you can see her striped panties, covering her...teehee...vagina...

>>13009385
>he doesn’t see it

>>13009394
who cares? you see more than that on network television or at the beach. are you retards triggered at the fact that these women aren't wearing burkas or the fact that men are attracted to cute women? there are plenty of food threads on this board with only a meal as the OP's picture with 4X more replies.

>>13007625
IM GONNA COOOOOM UGHHHH

Hhnnng im gnn im gonn hhnnngggg

Im gonna im com im gonna coom
Ccccmmmmmoooo
Oooooooooo
Im cooming im cooming im im im
Coooooooooming
Ahah shah ah sh sh
Aaaaaahhhhh!

God I hate women so much bros

>>13007625
I had a sodium-rich diet for over a decade without seeing a physician until recently. The most notable thing it causes is high blood pressure. Short term it's probably not that bad but long term it can do irreparable damage to your body. My blood pressure was so out of control (averaging around 180/100, normal is considered 120/80) I was prescribed blood pressure meds which I'll probably have to take the rest of my life to keep it under control. The meds also have side-effects such as lightheadedness and persistent dry cough. Aside from that, long term high blood pressure can affect the walls of your arteries; they can enlarge or harden when makes you more susceptible to heart diseases and infarctions. If your family has a history of heart disease, it only makes it this much worse.

Water offsets salt, so if you have a high amount of sodium in your body, you will also retain more water than normal. This leads to your body having to work harder to pump blood throughout your body and overall causes more stress on your body. If bad enough, you might be prescribed a waterpill medication of some sort to force you to urinate more frequently.

So take it from me, avoid sodium-rich foods if possible. Once I cut out sodium-laced foods and started going to reduced sodium brands and counting my intake based on nutrition labels, I lost around 40lbs in 3 months and my blood pressure dropped about 20 points on its own.

>>13009464
Just coom and get over with it fag

oooooooooo LOL

And now we see that the thread has more posts about the girl than the sodium problem.
I rest my case.

>>13008394
That's a fat girl meme

>>13009385
low virility

She's a whore mates.
Move on and talk about sodium intake.

>>13009385
This guy cooms

>>13008243
ungh yes daddy, I am a sack of shit, humiliate me!

I wish girls were real

>>13007625
only opened thread to zoom in on picture.
thx

i dunno but east asian girls are cute

>>13007625
>Is having a lot of sodium really all that bad? What even happens if you eat too much consistently?
Salt is good. Don't fall for the diet memes, they are all lies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amJ-ev8Ial8

>>13007625

lots of sodium regularly causes high blood pressure. Na+ is one of the ions used in your kidneys when they filter your blood. But I think if you just drink tons of water you'll piss out the excess

>>13010909
did you zoom in on the puss?

>>13008252
Scallions and leeks? I'm on it my sweets.

>>13008252

>>13009299
SEETHING eunuch

>>13007681
That's what somebody with too much sodium would say.

>>13007625
I just want a cute asian girlfriend that I can bake cookies and make chicken soup for.

>>13009307
this is /pol/ with a food theme retard.

>>13007642

Japs eat way more salt than most people and they are skinny healthy fuckers.

>>13008316
So what was it a sugar or salt overdose or was the damage gradual?

>>13007625
is that a female on a food and cooking imageboard? IM GONNNNAA COOOOOOOOMM
..........
ugh.....
thank you for this ebic thread op

>>13009299
gay

>>13007625
eat as much as your body allows it, if it seems too salty it is.
salt is the body's most mportant electrolyte. you literally get dumber and weaker with reduced salt intake contrary to what the fucking jews say.

people were paid in salt ffs in antiquity cause they stored their food in it, and nothing happened to them.

>>13014266
They died at 50 years of age.