/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck off, Monster. Aren't you supposed to be getting assrammed by VPX?

Whatever happened to those obnoxious sip boyz threads?
Hopefully some based mod doxxed them and sent death squads to their homes

Tear into a can of the meanest energy drink on the planet, Monster Energy!
It's the ideal combo of the right ingredients in the right proportion to deliver the big bad Monster buzz.
Monster packs a punch but has a smooth flavour you can really pound down.
Athletes, musicians, anarchists, students, road warriors, metal heads, geeks, hipsters and bikers dig it - you will too!
Monster Energy: Unleash the Beast!

Monster Energy truly is great.
A can is just what I need to keep going about my busy schedule!

I'm a serious gamer myself and Monster Energy is just what I need to keep my concentration and energy up during long gaming sessions.
I wouldn't have anything else!

Whenever I see this threads I try to imagine the people at the marketing departement thinking it's a good idea to use big titted, barely clothed anime girls for the freaks on 4channel. What's the pay off?

>>13003292
It's better marketing than what they actually do.

>>13003091
I wonder if I could make that girl drink a lot of sips so that her titty juice taste like a white sip.

I love Monster Energy!
Not a day goes by where I don't crack open a can of my favourite energy drink.

>>13003292
I have both repeatedly posted timestamped images Monsters and turned my friends on to drinking them as a result of it being a meme, and I will redouble my efforts if they're posting quality girls like Rikka

>>13003091
based
>>13003103
cringe

I

>>13003536
Sure

>>13003539
Do

>>13003543
Love

>>13003539
cringe.

>>13003546
Monster

>>13003548
Girls

>stupid edgy posts like
>>13003112
>are okay
>but you dare give anyone a heads up on burgerland
this board is garbage

>>13003091
This thread is garbage so I'm going to use it to publicly air a grievance I have.

The monster zero ultra meme used to be a fit meme centered around a fake advertising campaign for zero ultra that spawned from someone mentioning using it as preworkout.

Now for whatever reason it has been co-opted into another of many low effort unfunny wojak spinoffs called the "boomer", the popularity of the boomer meme has since killed the "sips" meme entirely, and worse still, any attempt to revive the meme through sipposting is mistakenly seen as boomerposting. I'm only making this post to try to inform my fellow users so that maybe in the future an original meme like sip posting won't be devoured by the tide of shitty, unoriginal wojak spinoffs.

>your red bull, sir
>that will be $99.95

Why the fuck would you drink one when the day is over? You don't need energy at that point, your shit is done.

>>13003938
weebs btfo, based burger mods

>>13003938
Cry more, cr*nge nigger
Instead of making bad posts and complaining about less bad posts, you could instead rep*rt them

>>13004031
What's actually more pathetic?
Being the fat greasestained loser in the middle, or one of the whores hanging out with him for money?

>>13003091
cunny

nice shill thread

>>13003091
nothing like that first sip

>>13003553
Bump for mod-approved shota porn. Don't try to report this post, it won't get deleted.

>>13003292
Nigger, if you think that is the lowest level of marketing and psyops in general that happens on the website, you are a newfag. The viral marketing train started around 2014 and has been full steam ahead since.

>>13003553
>been up for 17 hours
good job mods !

>>13003091
Where do I get more art of these monster anime girls

The only good think to come out of monster were Boomer memes.

>>13003091
i have high blood pressure i will never drink monster for the rest of my life

>>13003553
Extremely high quality post.

>>13006840
No problem, bro. As your janitor I'm doing my best to keep /ck/ shitty.

I like anime and the picture of an anime character is holding monster can (which I also recognize) so I will go and purchase a can of Monster drink

Why does Monster gets posted lots when red bull is the superior and came out first

>>13010177
because red bull is shit tasting, overpriced and has a tiny serving size.

I actually got a red bull from a couple girls giving them away at a big 5 once. I got a sugar free one.

>>13003091
https://youtu.be/0wdRQW8WmVI

I can't even remember the last time I had an energy drink. Saw a slobby loser grab one from the fridge at the store earlier today, I laughed and felt good about myself.

>>13011523
Nice blogpost faggot

>>13003546
She is literal perfection how did they do it
I have not drank a monster in a decade

>>13011402
this and also far less caffeine which they try to make up for with a 10000% dose of B vitamins you'll just piss out, because vitamins do not work like that.

>>13003553
based mods keeping this based post up

>>13003553
May the mods get to meet their waifus in their afterlife and have many children with her.

get a 24 pack of monster delivered right to my door each week.

>>13003553
Based AF and based mods

>>13003553
Fukken saved

>>13003091
Huh? Why did she take her top off?!?!

>>13003112
Evolved into boomer, went through reddit, twitter, and instagram, then died.

>>13003112
They all reached their personal limits of build up of the chemicals in it and couldn’t drink it anymore without vomiting.

>>13003103
real talk, what is good from barqs?
I have consumed many energy drinkns, my favorite is Bawls but you can only get that through speciality stores and online now.
I usually get ultra or absolute zero now when I need a pick me up, though I don't care if it has sugar or anything if it's good.

coca-cola energy is fuckin' shit.

>>13003553
Delete this disgusting shit

>>13003972
No one cares you loser faggot.

>>13004049
All 3 are trash

>>13012081
Cuck

>>13017909
Didn't even know that was a thing