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12996550 No.12996550 [Reply] [Original]

Hey has anyone tried that new brisket from Subway? Coworker is offering to buy me a sandwich for lunch and they're advertising this at the moment. I'm obviously skeptical.

>> No.12996619

>what if this one meal isn't everything i hoped it would be?
Stop being fat, fatass.

>> No.12996636

>>12996550
report back after you've had it

>> No.12996650

>>12996619
>what if this one meal isn't everything i hoped it would be?
What? I think you're projecting pretty hard here, fatty.

>> No.12996652

>>12996550
Its not very good

>> No.12996657

>>12996650
>asks "what"
>immediately pretends to understand what was said
Which is it, fatty?

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>>12996550
>new
>subway
Has anyone seriously been to Subway in the past decade?

>> No.12996708

>>12996550
God, imagine how many dicks have been in that thing by the time it hits your desk. Stay skeptical, stay alive.

>> No.12996761

>>12996657
The what was wondering where all the vitriol came from but keep projecting fatty

>> No.12997470

>>12996550
I hope you like spending the rest of the day on the toilet.

>> No.12997490
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>>12996550
>eating at Subway
>ever

>> No.12997498

>>12996761
Fuck you fatass

>> No.12997577

The BBQ brisket sub at Firehouse is better.

>> No.12998087

>>12996761
>>12997498
You both should just apologize to each other and have angry makeup sex.

>> No.12998178

>>12996550
boomer slop

>> No.12998184

It's brisket. You can't go wrong with brisket. Just fucking eat it.

>> No.12998199

>>12996550
>mmm microwaved brisket
Fast food is gross particularly subway.

>> No.12998235

>>12996550
subway lost it's appeal when I grew up and realized it's the most processed shit food out there.

It's basically just mashed together processed meats, with highly preserved bread proofed in a steam oven, the veggies and sauces are on par with Domino's and Papa johns, frozen or mass packaged.

It's basically a mainstream pizza place without cooking their shit. They were once the niche king, but it's lost it's appeal. Retreat the the NA market, and become an American classic and focus on quality ingredients, fuck the rest of the world.

>> No.12998371

>>12996550
I've had it.
It's pretty greasy and not much better than the regular steak & cheese. They give you a lot, though.

>> No.12998419

>>12998087
make me queer bitch

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>>12996550
Even that picture looks bad. Brisket shouldn't fold like something from the arts and crafts section of Walmart. Why is there some random slices of orange cheese I can't identify on a brisket?

Not only do I hope deaths were involved in the creation of this product, I hope they are involved in the distribution.

>> No.12999060

>>12996550
Stick with cold cuts. They've never had good steak or chicken so I can't imagine their brisket would be much better.

>> No.12999081

>>12996550
You obviosuly work for subway, fuck off and kys marketingfag