/ck/ - Food & Cooking

oh god i wish i were born in japan ;_;

>>12995380
I've started watching some anime after a long hiatus and I have to say, despite the shows making the foods look tasty, in general most japanese food looks unappealing.

Like, what the fuck is with hot pot? Just a bunch of soggy things floating in a thin broth? It's like terrible soup.

>>12995380
japanese food has a fuckload of sugar and sodium and is often fried or deep fried. don't see what exactly is healthy about that.

>inb4 weeb thinks the average nip eats sushi every day

>>12995466
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>12995380
>literally nothing but salty fermented snoy and fish
>Japanese """""""""""""""""""""""""""""''cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>12995469
>If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you
is this copypasta? i did no such thing lol

>>12995477
Yes

>>12995469
Lmao ownt

>Japanese are literally dying off from lack of libido because of tons of snoy estrogen in their system

>>12995470
You do realize that the word "soy" isn't filtered on this board because we have legitimate reasons to use it?
Or is your brain so soy-addled that you forgot you aren't shitposting on /pol/ right now?

>>12995380
>I'm a huge weeab pls rape my face

btw, dilate

>>12995489
It shows this comment is blocked.

What did he say?

>>12995577
Fuck off.

>>12995380
Remember when Mitsuke offered that sweet ass to Akihito and he was all like...."nah". God, what a fag.

>>12995470
Snoy is a Japanese twitter meme referring to the Sony corporation moving its videogame subdivision to California and censoring Japanese domestic market games.
What does that have to do with fish?

>>12995380
>Its very healthy to eats pounds of white rice.

>>12995745
Sure, that must be why Japan has one of the highest life expectancies in the world.

>>12995603
why tho?

>>12995612
Keep it relevant, anon.
Final warning.

>>12995508
I'm more upset about that sight picture. Some airsoft shit I guess.

>>12996205
They just don't report their elderly dying so they keep getting their pension.

>>12996205
>*dies of beriberi*

>>12996390
Prove it.

>>12996428
Read the news.

ah yes the amazing food of egg on rice and small pieces of meat on a stick

also Japs can't make a dessert to save their lives

>>12995380
>non-japanese cuisine
>everything else
So, Japanese cuisine is shit and unhealthy? I'd disagree with that.

And yet the unhealthiest culture to live in in existence; wage slavery, high suicide rates, disregard for the elderly, hyper consumerism which puts america to shame, etc.

>>12995380
You are CUTE but wrong

>>12995380
Kys weeb

>>12995380
>>non-Japanese cuisine
>everything else is shit and unhealthy
You're right. Japanese cuisine is pretty unhealthy.

>west vs east thread in /ck/
I thought only /co/ had these fucking weeb outbreaks

>>12996442
You mean Breitbart, lol?

>>12995380

>>12996221
Speaking of fags.....

>>12996225
It's not that easy to get real pistols in urban Japan.

>>12995387
>you could have been born a cute japanese girl
>you werent

>>12998568
>>you werent
You weren't because you frogpost.

>>12998635
but if I animepost then I get into an argument about this being an anime website

>>12998644
It's certainly not a frog website.

>>12998644
>then I get into an argument
There's a trick to avoiding that. It's pretty versatile, and works with a lot of different kinds of shitposters: don't fucking respond.

>>12995380
>I'm a weeb faggot

>>12998665
Did you just drunkenly make that image? Who says, "respond"?

>>12998745
Huh?

>>12995380
Oh yes i do love eating fish in literally every form, even with the meat
Japanese food is overrated and bland

>>12995380
I live in Japan, now suck my dick.

>>12998665
Ever heard of
uhhh
suh-suh-suh-suh-SUHGAY?

apparently you can get banned for announcing it tho :)

>>12995380
>fried food galore
>radiation contaminated seafoods
>carb overloaded rice
>haha bro jap cuisine is healthy
wake up weeb

>>12999941
Yuh, dude.
That's called bait.
OP already got the (you)'s he so craved.
We already lost this one :)

>>12995380
>Haiaku Wagecuck-san, finish your cup noodle and then back to work, it's just 10pm, onegaishimasu hiroshima nagasaki
I'll stick with McChickens and being a NEET

>>12995380
>soy sauce
>soy sauce
>soy sauce
>terayaki
>soy sauce
>mirin
>terayaki

WOW NIPPONESE FOOD SO EXCITI---

>>12999947
Hear me, and hear me well: I don't know what insignificant shithole you hail from, but I must lament the fact that it hasn't been carpetbombed enough to eradicate every trace of your verminous folk. You are a testament to the low character of your people, a blazing sign in this modern hellscape that advertises the absolutely deplorable nature of your backwoods no-name land. You aren't worthy of the bullets that would send you and your kind back to the abyss from whence you spawned. As for my political leanings, you are far from the mark. You have missed me by such a large margin, and it speaks volumes about how sorely you lack intuition of any sort. You will be forgotten at the moment of your passing. You have died.

>>12996205
Maybe it’s the ethnocentrism?

>>13000036
>being surrounded by only the same people magically raises life expectancy
uh, ok?

>>12999941
Yet Japan has the second highest life expectancy in the world and one of the lowest obesity rates. Really makes me think...

>>13000117
>trusting any asian governments statistics
they lie just as bad as china does to make themselves look good

>>13000139
fattie cope

>>13000167
stay made pedo loli weeb tranny

>>12995620

>>12995486
>muh stronk masculine virility never forget the 6,000,000 sperm cells
Wealth inequality forcing women who'd prefer to stay home and raise kids to instead go earn a wage does more to suppress fertility than any theoretical crisis of manliness / "hypergamy" / other incel projection

>>13000069
Homogeneity creates higher trust communities, which are good for you

>>12995486
>oy vey, goyim you're dying off!
>that cheap realestate market and competitive hiring environment is bad news for banks and stockholders!
>you need to import at least 6 gorrillion immigrants tommorow or your country is doomed!

>>12996221
Imagine doing it for free when you're not even a janny

>stay made pedo loli weeb tranny

>>13000250
Nice pseudo-science there, bro.

>>13000566
I understand you have a dogmatic conviction to universalist egalitarianism but that's pretty uncontroversially true

>>13000926
I'm talking about your made-up bullshit that seeing same-colored people somehow gives them a higher life expectancy, fattie.

>>13000975

>>13000069
>Being around brown people doesn't lower life expectancy, don't be a bigot

>>13001134
>life expectancy is directly tied to peoples race and skin colour because I can't think about it in a realistic paradigm of a complex web of causes and effects but instead have to reduce everything down to "ew brown people"

who to believe? Obese flyover trash or Michelin ratings? hmmm... tough choice.

>>13001177
>retreating into hyperbolic bluster because you can't handle that people are more comfortable around people who look like them

>>13000000
Sneed

>>13001265
You claimed that seeing people of the same color somehow gives you a high life expectancy and when you got called out on your bullshit, you started acting as if people were arguing in favor of multiculturalism or something. If that isn't retreating (and strawmanning to boot) or blatant goalpost moving, then idk what is.

>watch animu character dig into plain white rice
>"MM OISHII"
>try it for myself
>its so bland that its fucking gross

>mfw character puts a raw egg into it

>>13001517
I wish I could stand eating plain white rice, I would save so much damn money on sauces and seasonings, and they say white people have no palette just look at these japs.

>>13001539
They eat it with food you stupid fucking retard. Not a single jap eats plain white rice as a meal lmao

>>13001472
Homogeneous community -> stronger community bonds
Stronger community bonds -> increased life expectancy
Now if you'll indulge me in agreeing that neither of these are particularly contentious, let me further observe that if A implies B, and B implies C, then A in fact implies C

>watch gooktoon
>5000 year old child character in spaghetti straps eats plain white rice and fermented fish
>doesn't put ketchup, butter, and black pepper on everything
do japs really?

>>13001587
You haven't proved A implies B or that B implies C, let alone that A implies C. Let me know when you can back up your claims with actual studies such as the ones where food is associated with effects on people's health instead of your feefees on meanie darkies.

>>12995380
1 portion of katsu curry has like 800 calories in it, you weeb
and dont tell me thats not a common food, everyone i knew in japan ate it all the fucking time (not literally every day, but commonly enough that it was routine)

>>13001651
Stay mad retard

>>13001675
Facts don't care about your feelings, fattie.

>>13001658
It’s fast food for children, you stupid fucking retard. I swear to god /ck/ is the most ignorant board regarding the japanese diet. You people literally have no understanding of what the Japanese eat. I’ve lived with my family in a rural area in the south for a year, and the most common homemade dish is literally just a cooked fish with a small bowl of white rice and sake, maybe some picked foods on the side. They can actually eat the entire fish to the bone with just chopsticks, it’s amazing. Some easier “quick” dishes include vegetable and beef stir-frys, gyūdon, soba, etc.

Japanese food is not the fast food you get in Tokyo you fat fucking tourist weeb mutts.

>>13001698
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiii uwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "OOhh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!!!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

>>13001710
>big city english teacher

How does it feel living in Japan without actually knowing anything about Japan. Do you think living exclusively in the big cities of your home country and eating out everyday is an accurate representation of the day to day diet of most of the population?

Right when you started talking about the Italian restaurants in Japan you outed yourself, eikaiwa-kun.

>>12995380
baste and nippilled

>>13001517
should've used furikake, big baka

>>13001710
so....Americans do the best Italian food, got it.

>>13001710
this is beyond based, you tell those fucking weeb niggers how overrated japan is, I like the cut of your jib son. Sounds like the 'japanify' everything horribly maybe even worse than how america 'americanises' food pretty badly as well.

I won't let this thread die!

if japanese people are healthier it's probably due to genetics rather than their diet.
they have access to all the junk food anyway

japanese people aren't fat because the government actually intervened. look at the metabo law

>>13003358
>>13003349
yeah, no. weebs.

>>12995380
yeah sure davido

Yes I do agree that everything other than non-japanese cuisine is shit and unhealthy, like plain rice and raw fish is pretty bland and fish are known to have dangerous parasites

>>13003349
>if japanese people are healthier it's probably due to genetics rather than their diet.

>>12995380

When money runs low for the month my daily lunch becomes a big tupperware bowl of plain rice with a single umeboshi in the middle. I like to pretend that I'm a poor Japanese person just scraping by in a 3 tatami room. My coworkers make fun of my lunches, but I try not to let it get to me.

>>13007294
just call them white devil gaijin

>>13000117
Your posts really make me think you’re a retarded faggot, but you’re a tranny weeb, so it’s really more of a confirmation than initial prognosis. South Korea > Japan btw

>>13007452
<丶｀∀´> < Great nation of Corea is number one! Nobody beat great Corea. Death to weebs! kekeke

I think that japanese people are skinnier because you weebs make them cringe so hard that they shit out whatever they had in intestines thus leaving them malnourished

>>13008013
ThAnks 4 Posting this,,, THis is 1 of mah 4vrit meimai,,,, xxxDDDD DANKE

Polite sage.

>>13008047
you're welcome weeb

>>13007452
>not being a delusional landwhale makes you a weeb
Fat is clogging your brain, faggot.

>>12995486
There's no proof that soy does that

man i wish i was japan

>>13009428
Well you already got the declining birthrate part down.