/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i make sure to use salt, i think i forgot the butter though

I grew up eating buttered rice as a side. Didn't know gooks think it's weird until I came to this board.

>>12993586
Do Americans REALLY?

>buttered rice
i prefer ghee

>>12993586
Yes because what a bowl of pure carbs needs is to be drenched in butter. Post wrist, seethe, cope, dilate, have sex, and then kys

>>12993611
Ghee is why India has the fattest vegetarians.

>>12993586

You...you may have just inspired my next meal.

butter and black pepper

>>12993619

ew ew ew fucking C*rbs ewwwwwwwwww

just run for ten minutes more that day, fag

>>12993586
Unless you're doing soy sauce or something you need butter
One of the things that needs it

>>12993586
>not pouring milk on it

>>12993586
Soy sauce.
>inb4 "you're not supposed to put soy sauce on rice!"
Bull fucking shit. I remain convinced this "rule" is modern meme nonsense. Chinese restaurants have always given you soy sauce packets with your rice orders. And tamago gohan is exactly white rice and soy sauce with egg mixed in.
What've found looking into this since the last thread is rather than rice and soy sauce being some crazy Westerner thing that Asians are baffled by, it's instead something Chinese, Japanese, and Southeast Asians merely avoid because of poverty connotations. Pic related shows a couple such comments, one from Malaysia and the other from China.
Also have this link to an almanac covering the topic of Guangzhou cuisine where it explicitly mentions rice with soy sauce as not only something eaten by Chinese but something eaten as a ubiquitous staple meal by the poor, which further corroborates what those other two comments were getting at.
https://www.encyclopedia.com/food/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/guangzhou-canton-cuisine
>Food is almost unthinkable without soy sauce. Rice by itself is not a meal, but rice with soy sauce is, and for the poor in earlier times it was, often the only meal of the day.

>>12993586
I do, but it's not often. It reminds me of my poorfag childhood too much.

Putt buttah in rice? NO. You put a raw egg in rice, it must be plain white rich. no salt. and especially NO SOY SAUCE

>>12993766
imagine sperging this hard to an argument that nobody even posted

>>12993628
it's good real good.

>>12993766
Interesting, never heard about that

>>12993586
The Japanese are SEETHING

>>12993766
Where did poor people get soy sauce? Checkmate.

>>12993820
yes! eat your salmonella, goy.

White rice, scrambeled eggs, and maple syrup.
The patrician meal

>>12993855
that post was clearly not earnest autist

>>12993766
Interesting stuff. Thanks anon.

>>12993850
>Where did poor people get soy sauce?
From soybeans? I don't get it.

>>12993821
>imagine sperging this hard to an argument that nobody even posted
Look anon, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.

>>12994028
bro... you just posted cringe bro.....

>>12993586
>cooking rice in plain water
shiggydiggydo

>>12993586
yes i do op, also black pepper

>>12994030
Zoomer who wasn't alive back when Mr. Show was on the air? Or just someone who hates Mr. Show?

>>12993586
You cook the rice WITH the butter

I just moved to shitass L.A. and am broke but today bought calrose botan so I finally get to use rice cooker again. Gonna try knorr broth as cooking water for first time and also bought some dona Maria mole to top it with too.

>>12993855
Imagine being americucked so hard that you cant have decent eggs.

>>12994069
haha such an epic and relatable reference fellow boomer
dae sick references? LOL

>>12993586
I always did growing up. Dont eat rice anymore. Probably should. Best combo though for sure, anon. Cheers

>>12994106
Zoomer then?

>>12993656
You're missing the point you gigantic faggot.

>>12993586
>an entire knob of butter for a few spoonfuls of rice

do americans really...??

>>12994062
>ketchup on rice
what are you 6

>>12993766
I never heard about not putting soy sauce on rice and I've never seen any person asian or not stop another from doing so.

I put chili oil and soy sauce. only way to make it edible honestly.

>>12994062
dios mio

I have local farm supplier of fresh, unwashed eggs. Is there any reason I shouldn't crack one open onto a fresh bowl of rice whenever I make one?

>>12994062
somebody ought to put this sad cunt out of our misery.

>>12994590
Cook it with the rice.

>>12993586
i can't imagine putting it on short grain rice

>>12994196
how rude mister

>>12993656
keep it up anon and you'll successfully kys

>>12993624
Ghee>butter on popcorn.

>>12994833
Look at this special snowflake buying short grain rice.

I just use Star Anise, Cardimon pod, and a bay leaf when cooking it.

>>12993855
You're about as likely to get salmonella from raw spinach.

>>12993586
Ill melt butter/ghee and mix with turmeric, cardamom, saffron before mixing it in rice.

I don't really see the point in butter only.

>>12993586
Rice, butter and ponzu shoyu is pretty good.

>putting butter on fucking rice
Fattest thing I've ever read. Who the hell doesn't like plain rice? Sprinkle some salt in the worst case of the shittiest, cheapest rice.

>>12995291
butter is good on rice you dumb stupid idiot

>>12993656
Post body

>plain rice with just butter
Sounds like something the Indian guys I know do.

>>12993586
Olive oil and garlic. Tank me later, you obese faggot.

>>12995804
*thank

>>12993586
White people shit

>>12995818
nigger people shit

>cooking plain white rice to begin with
There’s your problem sport. Use chicken stock at the very least.

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>>12995839


CHE SCHIFO

What the fuck are you niggers eating, holy shit.

>>12995876
quiet pastanigger go eat more horses

>>12996025
Holy shit, your breath smells like Paula Deen's crotch.
Stop putting butter on everything, you fat fuck.

>>12993586
Rice? You know, its kinda funny, but Ive actually never had that.

>>12996236
mamma mia is that a pony that nobody has killed and eaten yet mamma get the gabagool

>>12993586
Yes, and salt

>>12996318
smother it in butter bra put it in sweet bread oh my god i only gained 25 liberty pounds this week gotta try harder
lets go to mcdonalds later, they have diet water with only 2 pounds of sugar per cup

>>12994082
>boiling rice in butter
Americans, everyone

>>12994062
Ah nothing hits the spot like a big plate of white rice and a side of ketchup for dinner. A true classic.

>>12997000
its really not that bad, sometimes i add chicken dust

Butter and parmesan.

If you flavor your rice, you don't know SHIT about cooking. Rice is supposed to be a bland and neutral side dish that you eat with the more flavorful main dish to balance it out, and to act as a palate cleanser of sorts. The only exceptions are when the rice is itself the main dish, as in risotto or tamago kake gohan.

>>12997191
weeb detected

>>12994981
this only because you can cook it in the ghee

>>12997131
wtf is chicken dust?

>>12993586
The white rice could use bugs.

>>12997191
>Rice is supposed to be a bland and neutral side dish that you eat with the more flavorful main dish to balance it out, and to act as a palate cleanser of sorts.
You're acting like a faggot of sorts, and I'll continue eating non-bland rice because I like flavor. Why the fuck do you need a palate cleanser anyway you pretentious piece of shit? Are you a Michelin Guide inspector? Have a wine tasting inexplicably scheduled halfway through completion of your intentionally bland rice?

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>>12993586
i usually make it with tamagoyaki along with splashing some soy sauc eon the rice itself
shit's ace

>>12997191
Shut the fuck up nerd

>>12993586
I haven't had this in years. I just now heated up a cup of cooked white rice, added about 2 tbsp unsalted butter, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, some cayenne (thanks Chef John), and chowed down. So freaking tasty. Good memories too. Thanks anon.

>>12997625
I don't like chicken in my rice when its like big and chunky so i use a slapchop to chop the chicken into fine pieces i call chicken dust

No i dont like butter

>>12998905
You are a vile animal. Do you know that?

>>12998905
it's not the craziest thing I've ever heard. Blending in a food-processor would be too much but that's not crazy.

>>12997135
what a cruel waste of good rice & parmesan. fucking nigger.

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>>12993601
same

>>12993820
dilate

>>12994815
no, you have to see it

>>12994855
based drunk family matters poster

I always eat rice with soy sauce.
But then I am a Dirty Flip.

>>12998924
its not that big a deal

>>12999132
STOP FUCKING ST

>>12999132
mmm fresh poo side with rice

>>12994062
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>>12999132
>/ck in charge of war crime recording

>>12996383
That's not what I meant idiot

>>12993586
>buttered rice
I'm European and I gag at the thought of it. Boiled rice is also disgusting.

>>12999429
stop fucking street? kek

>>12996383
nice1

>>12997191
>if you flavor your rice you can't cook
>unless its a recipe of flavored rice

can you imagine losing your shit because some douche across the globe put some flavoring in their rice?

that's why our women are fucking niggers nowadays

>>12993601
The fuck you on about?
Putting butter in rice is a thing in Asian countries

>>12999819
I suppose you only eat rice seasoned with immigrants' dicks
fucking sperg

>>12997668
Please, feel free to mix ranch dressing into your rice if you like, since you seem to be of the opinion that more flavor = better. I am not sure if Americans are aware of this concept, but some people prefer quality over quantity, and not just when discussing portion sizes, but also when it comes to the taste of the food itself. Sometimes less is more, and a milder flavor is more enjoyable. This is why some people do not add ketchup to their steak, but prefer only salt. Try it some time, you may enjoy it.

Palate cleansing is a good practice to prevent olfactory fatigue. When you expose your palate to constant stimuli, it undergoes sensory adaptation, causing you to perceive aromas less clearly. Thus you enjoy the food less. Most people are aware that the final bites of a dish are not as good as the first few. This is one of the reasons why people like to have a side dish in the first place, because if you just eat a single dish, you may not be able to perceive the flavor with the same clarity.

Furthermore, the concept of contrast is important in much of Asian cuisine. Often the main dish is intentionally made too strong, since it's expected that you will eat it with plain rice. If you ignore this concept and instead make every element of your meal salty, spicy, sweet etc., your meal will taste inauthentic and unbalanced. This is what we call Americanized cooking, an infantile obsession with always having more flavor, more spice, more fat and more food. But the mark of a civilized person is the ability to appreciate balance.

>>13000886
Based retard

>>12994196
Not everyone watches the same gay shit you do.

>>12999450
it was chili, it didn't work out well so i don't try that anymore
I tried honey mustard also, but that again didn't work out

Not ONE single nigger on this god forsaken hellhole posted the best rice combination of this reality
NOT A SINGLE CU/CK/ HAS MASTERED THE ART OF RICE AND BEANS

>>13001027
holy shit, man

>>13001027
groumet cooking in that pic right there

>>13001210
bean are gross you should try adding corndogs

>>13001255
Take that nasty shit out of my face
Beans are not gross

>>13001255
Are u me

>>13001326
i'm not sure, am i?

>>13001351
take a fucking bite I know you're taking us on a jape

>>13001027
>it was chili, it didn't work out well so i don't
Chili and rice is great, but I'm gonna have to ask you to knock it off with the ketchup, mustard, and cookies. Stop liking what I don't like, please.

>>13001351
AAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhh wtf am i looking at

>>13001624
its really not as bad as you think

>>12993606
Not just americans.
Persian rice uses butter as well.
It is parboiled, then steamed on top of potato slices while butter runs through it from top to bottom.
A small portion of it is colored with saffron.

It is the best rice you can make. Most tasty, most beautiful.
No competition.

>>13001967
Alternatively, use the same method to make herb rice, but you mix it with shitloads of herbs and use lettuce leaves as a base to steam it on.
Persians know their rice, fellas.

Please knock it off with the mixing in of random condiments.

>>12999132
SO THATS WHAT THE WHITE SPECKS WAS IN THE FORBBIDDEN PHOTO

>>13001984
I only ever saw recipes where it was done up super crunchy. didn't know there were multiple kinds.

Didnt grow up with it

Arroz con Habichuela isnt the same with butter rice, plain rice of high quality is more than enough. hell balsmati already taste buttery as is.

white rice+salted butter+sugar+cinnamon=breakfast

>>13003189
Is that a real thing or just ghetto rice pudding.

So much sugar to start off your day jesus christ just call it dessert.

>>12999132
DO NOT STOP POSTING

>>12993586
It confused the shit out of me when my roommate added not only butter, but chicken bouillon to his rice. I only add minced garlic and a bit of soy sauce when I cook rice normally. The only oil I would add to rice is a minuscule amount of sesame oil.

Damn i need to eat some fried rice with a pad of butter on it. But I can't make fried rice at home. You need jet burners under a wok to crisp up the rice, and home stoves don't get anywhere close to that.

>>12993586
No, I just use like half a shot glass of buffalo Frank's red hot for every cup and a half.

>>12993766
>And tamago gohan is exactly white rice and soy sauce with egg mixed in.
Japs always sperg out about soy sauce on rice. Exept when a company here made a special "soy sauce for putting on rice". And then the TV shows are "wow, it's so delicious. I never thought to put soy sauce on rice until some company told me to do it". Fucking braindead.

>>12999819
Well I'm european and I always ate it as a kid, how about that ?

>>13001210
*farts*

Plain rice with soy sauce is fine

>>12993586
Garlic, salt and EVOO.

>>13003680
tried it on good short grain, somehow far worse than with apple vinegar.

>>12993586
I've found using butter instead of vegetable oil improves the taste of stir-fried rice. But there's excuse for added anything to plain white rice. I've only ever seen parents do this for their kids. Add sugar and butter to their kid's rice. Because America.

>>12993606
Yes I remember it as a kid. As an adult one of my favorite spoons of food is that first huge scoop of freshly coked white rice straight out of the pan, off the spatula. I don't know why. It's just so fucking good. Plain, of course.

>>12993586
Olive oil

>>13004128

>>13003987
In korea they feed babies rice + butter + egg. Babies love it.

I don't eat rice because carbs are bad

>>13004196
>CARBS BAD!
whats it like being a non playable character

Rice is cooked in oil and a bit of butter with lots of garlic and bell peppers.

>>13004231
>garlic
No... just no. Unless you add meat no garlic.

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faggot

>>12993586
Is that the mythical High fat high carb diet?

>>12994062
please stop posting faggot

>>13004274
Then come here and suck this dick
I'll save my nut for you to season your rice

>>12993619
>Buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword
Umm, how about having an actual point instead, sweetie? It makes your argument far more potent, after all!

>>12993656
Skipping rope is the patricians exercise. But yeah, this guys not wrong. Try hitting 170+ bpm for ten minutes before complaining about macro nutrients.

>>13005163
>Skipping rope is the patricians exercise.
I'm sure it is, Karen. If you're a man, however, I suggest picking up some weights.

>>13005224
There's a reason everyone who's ever stepped in a boxing ring skipped rope for 6 months before the fight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImIY6x6qQH0

>>13005253
I'm sure there is. But skipping rope sums up everything that they did?

>>12993766
Hmmm, I think that is specifically discussing rice on sushi. Because the soy sauce overpowers the flavor of the fish if it saturates into the rice. But I don’t think it does that if the soy sauce only comes into contact with the fish. Hence people sperging when they see sushi dipped into soy sauce on the rice side.
Also, as a side note, socialism beer.

>>12995822
Faggot people shit.

>>12999132
I hope someone finds you and force feeds you this shit blended up.

>>13005307
Skipping rope allows you to efficiently switch between aerobic and anaerobic exercise(and dial in intensity) with 2 square feet of room and a rope. It also trains your coordination massively. Jump rope. You can curl 30lbs after if you feel like posting on /fit/.

>>13005385
Shit, anon, I looked it up and it looks like you're right.
Thanks for enlightening me, friend.

>>13005430
10 minutes a day, push your self in intensity, rather than duration, first. After a few days the coordination will start clicking. Then you try to break yourself.

>>13005461
Will do, my man

For me it's ghee.

>>12994090
>I just moved to shitass L.A. and am broke but today bought calrose botan so I finally get to use rice cooker again. Gonna try knorr broth as cooking water for first time and also bought some dona Maria mole to top it with too.


Try cooking the rice with chicken stock and garlic, and some sesame. It's delish.

>>12994090
Can you go back to where you came from? We really don't want you here, with your shitty attitude and all.

>>13003274
okay
>>13004318
oh my bad anon

>>12993619
Carbs and butter are fine for you in small amounts. Most of the healthiest groups of people in the world consume rice daily.

>>12993855
Put it in the rice right when its steaming hot and it'll cook the egg without scrambling it.

>>12993586
have i been doing it wrong my entire life? is it worth it?

>>12993586
>light perfume, sweet rice
>needing to add anything else

>>13005351
>Hmmm, I think that is specifically discussing rice on sushi. Because the soy sauce overpowers the flavor of the fish if it saturates into the rice.
Nah, it's definitely a thing where modern Japanese and Chinese people will at least pretend soy sauce on rice is some crazy weird practice only Americans do.
It's bullshit they act this way because Americans most certainly didn't invent soy sauce on rice like I demonstrated in my last post. But it's a lot like how Chicago-fags will pretend ketchup on hot dogs is some crazy food violation when everyone knows ketchup and mustard have always been the two most basic and universally available hot dog condiments in existence.

>>13006603
>iT's BeTtEr PlAiN
I hate you anti-flavor retards so much.

>>12993601
really makes me wonder on how the bugs managed to survive this long

>>12993821
have sex with me

>>13006498
if you don't like the taste of butter then don't obviously
you want to butter it when it's hot so the butter melts in nicely

>>12994062
extremely based

>>13006675
Imagine trying to have sex with another man on an oriental cartoon enthusiast forum because you like how he told off another cartoon enthusiast for writing too much about rice prep taboos.

>>12998905
I haven't lost this hard since a nigger was president. Holy shit anon.

>>13005590
darn kots will eat anything

i like bacon and hotdogs in my rice with thousand island dressing

>>13006795
>bacon and hotdogs
ok yes, im intrigued
>thousand island dressing
nigger wtf

>>13006801
it's actually not thousand island dressing, it's called Rhode Island dressing. it's almost the same but not quite.

it's really good tho, even on fish fingers and mash

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>>13006807
here's a pic without dressing (and bacon).
we call is sausage risotto here in sweden

>>12993606
americans, I...

>>12993586
I worked for a Japanese bank once on a temporary contract. They had a pretty good staff canteen that had a mix of Japanese and western food. Stuff I had never seen before like ‘ice noodles’ which was basically the usual noodle bowl thing they do but with ice cubes added. Quite interesting.

Anyway, my second or so day there, I decide to try the Japanese section and get a bunch of stuff on a tray I can’t remember but that included a bowl of rice. I go back to the table, sitting with some of the other guys including a couple of Japanese in the team. Really looking forward to it all. On the table there’s all kinds of condiments like soy, vinegar and what have you. So, I set myself up, looking forward to using my chopsticks properly and secretly hoping this will impress them. And I grab the soy and start adding it to the rice...

And the whole table goes dead quiet. The stern looking Japanese guy at the next table gives me the dirtiest, most withering look. So, I’m like oh shit mid pouring, holding the bottle looking around. And one of the other western guys at the table says to me “it’s very rude in Japan to pour anything on to the rice, you just leave it as is or it’s basically an insult”. So, of course, being British, I fall all over myself apologising and headed back for another bowl taking the tainted, poisoned one back to the counter with endless grovelling nods of my head as the woman behind it gives me another. Return to the table with my Contrition Bowl and all the Japanese then side-eye me one more time before returning to their lunches. Now, if I ever want to put soy or chilli on my rice, I make sure there are no Japanese in the vicinity.

So yeah, they take their rice pretty seriously, that’s for sure.

>>12997191
>Rice is supposed to be bland
Cope!

>>13006813
wow do americans really??

>>13006872
you're on the inside lookin out bro. no one gives a fuck if you put soy sauce on your rice you autistic freak.

>>13007005
>sweden
>america
???

>>13000886
Wow it's actually been quite a while since a spotted a live fedora in the wild. makes me realise how much 4chan has changed over the years

where i live it's pretty common to eat rice with butter and/or cheese also rice with milk as a dessert (you can add some cinnamon if you want)

>>13006603
>not adding anything
Even starving poor people don't settle for that.
https://www.encyclopedia.com/food/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/guangzhou-canton-cuisine
>Food is almost unthinkable without soy sauce. Rice by itself is not a meal, but rice with soy sauce is, and for the poor in earlier times it was, often the only meal of the day.

>>12993586
butter and parmesan master race right here

>>12994062
thats fucking disgusting. I dont know you but i hate you already

Sometimes I eat plain white rice with olive oil and ketchup.

But it’s only worthy with top quality extra virgin Tuscany olive oil, don’t even try with the regular shitty and cheap oil hat you use for cooking.

>>13007907
>Muh glorious Tuscan olive oil pressed over 1000 times
God europeans are so pathetic.

>>13008350
fuck knows about the tuscan variety, but i absolutely can feel the difference between cheapo olive oil and a decent one. may be there is a step above that,
or are you saying its just a meme that every single chef who had em praises san marzano tomatoes for example?

>>12993766
I'm Malaysian and I do often times just eat rice with soy sauce and a fried egg, but I kinda get what you mean by food for poor people. But nobody really cares I think?

>>12993601
More importantly who give a fuck what an Asian thinks?

>>13008366
>just a meme that every single chef who had em praises san marzano tomatoes for example?
It's probably that because anytime San Marzanos are mentioned here people throw a bitchfit. Any ingredient considered a step above with a commensurate higher price intimidates these incel neets.

I just made TKG and ate it. Am I going to die?

>>13009557
I do

t.ungodly weaboo and and chinkaboo hybrid

>>12993586
I put olive oil in the rice as it boils/cooks

>>13005564
Finally a patrician

>>13005564
Personally I just use a bit of chicken knoor, garlic and parsley. Just the subtle flavors make it much better unlike chicken dust retard.

Also if you want to make Mexican orange rice just use the knoor tomato broth along with a bit of black pepper and some oil. Mix and fry that bitch in a pot before putting in water.

>>13010162
You just know.