/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12985060
irish benedict and oysters

1 cup coca cola
1 cup jalepenos cheetos
9 slices of land-o-frost black forest ham between 2 slices of nature's own whole grain bread, or as i like to call it a "ham sandwich"

Steak and kidney pie

I had cheese and crackers.

A pizza slice and a cup of black coffee.

>>12985060
EGG

The gums of my back lower left tooth has swollen, so I am having trouble swallowing without pain, let alone eat. I'm thinking mashed potatoes for breakfast, Kraft dinner tonight

bread, ham, eggs

Sugar.

I intermittently fast, breakfast is not a necessary meal

>>12985060
Bacon and egg on an everything bagel.

>>12985216
That's not a proper breakfast. Get some bacon and eggs with that.

Stopped at Czech Stop in West TX last night on my way down 35 and got a bunch of kolaches.

>>12985232
>I intermittently fast, breakfast is not a necessary meal

>>12985060
Leftover chinky food, eggrolls and pork lo mein.

During the week it's coffee, a banana, and a granola bar before I start work.
During the weekend I'm rarely up early enough for a proper breakfast.

BLT if I'm being completely desu with my family baka desu

Apple with peanut butter and a couple hard boiled eggs.

>>12985287
Your gonna burn a hole in your stomach and maybe get ulcers doing that. Just think ahead a little and get a bunch of chinks on a Thursday or Friday night, that'll last into the next week.

>>12985292
It's a good time of the year for appel, though a little later is even better.
http://www.cidermillendicott.com/index.html

>>12985291

Sandwich looks tasty gun and watch are tacky though.

>>12985298
>Just think ahead a little and get a bunch of chinks on a Thursday or Friday night, that'll last into the next week.
I don't know what fancy neighbourhood you live in, but the local Chinese whores rarely ever make enough breakfast to share on the morning after.

>>12985232

>>12985319
If you don't have a Chinatown around you with trolly dolly ladies with bingo cards on a Saturday or Sunday morning you get it the night ahead. There's nothing fancy about Chinatown in Manhattan.

>>12985319
One can roll into one of those dumsum joints and the strong tea that the trolly dolly ladys give people wakes me right up. That and the dimsum are great hangover fixes.

>>12985232
What if I told you that:

>everybody intermittently fasts (no one eats all the time)

>everybody eats breakfast (you will break your fast eventually)

>>12985316

>>12985336

>me.

Suck it tacky gun poster.

>>12985347

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>>12985060
Eggs and beans and coffee

>>12985323
>>12985332
I was making a joke about letting Chinese prostitutes stay the night.
Also, if you order "strong tea" at my local Chinese restaurant, you get beer in a teapot.

>>12985316

by the way I'm gay if that matters.

>>12985361
Strong should be a couple whiskey shots in the tea, that's great by the way for an early morning airplane flight. Just a couple shots to get me on the plane then I can enjoy the g-forces and turns and cool views taking off then I'll fall asleep and wake up just in time for the landing and more turns and g-forces.

>>12985363

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>>12985316

This.

No love for The Lord Humongous?

>>12985232
Based. Hunger in the morning drives me.

>>12985060
I just ate basically that. It was the breakfast sampler at IHOP. So fucking good man, soooo fucking good. Made me want want to melt into a puddle.

>>12985416
I miss Friendly's, the one local to me closed down about 5 months ago, it really surprised everyone around, even worse their employees that showed up to work to see a "this place is closed" notice on the door. They made some good breakfasts and onion rings.

>>12985291
Lol what kind of faggot puts one of his guns next to his sandwich for a picture, and then is like "wait, that's not right, let me take off my watch and put that in the picture too, so people will think I'm rich and dangerous and not a person to be messed with... Yeah!!"

It's. just. a. goddamn. sandwich.

For me, it's pomegranate-acai Hi Ball

>>12985060
dick

>>12985433
Well, aren't you the lucky one..

>>12985443
Being a man has responsibilties, it's not as simple as being some chick that just spreads her legs and expects stuff.

>>12985425

>>12985461
the fuck are you on about?

>>12985428
For you it's Quinky Semen Sauce.

>>12985461


>tfw people on 4 channel tell me women are sluts and will fuck anyone but am still a virgin at 34

>>12985291
Burger losers are awesome

>>12985425

>let me take off my watch
>implying I'd wear my shitty omega when I have a Rolex now

>>12985511
The point just went whoosh right over your stupid little head.

>>12985500
Condolences since you're still a virgin at 34, you might consider renting a hooker.

>>12985523

brb need to move some cars around.

>>12985552
It's kind of funny that those spots had to be whited out to prevent doxxing, this is 4chan.

>>12985529

I tried a hooker off backpage one time. I called the number and she said for an extra $50 her friend would fuck me too. I said yes, then showed up at the hotel. The two girls were completely different than the ones shown on the image, and asked if I was the police or if I was followed. They then smiked crack, and took off their clothes and asked me to take mine off. I stripped to my boxers and laid on the bed. They smoked more crack. I asked to try the crack, and enjoyed it. I didnt have sex, but stayed for 2 hours smoking crack with them.

>>12985564
That's what you get from backpage, I know this isn't in vogue anymore but use the yellowpages if in a place that still has those. Look under escorts or massage, never pick the obvious or use webpages. Webpages are just rife with criminal elements looking to rip people off, that also use a reputable hotel, and never give your personal information out. The more reputable the hotel, not some pay by the hour place the hotter the chick will be.

>>12985564
At least you didn't bring the chick to your own home, so your thinking.

Leftover jambalaya from dinner last night. Breakfast foods are a meme. Break free from the same fucking starch, maybe with fruit, and one of three acceptable proteins prison.

>>12985232
yup, my breakfast involves not feeling sluggish and stuffed and instead involves a caffeine pill with to prepare for the day

>>12985564
too bad they didn't rob you like good hookers and pimps do

Always remember to check that your mom's egg isn't cracked otherwise you'll never hear the end of it if you bring hookers and the pimp to your own home.

>>12985593

on another occasion I took a shit load and phenibut and was boozing while doing coke in a laundry room at a house party for a few hours. A buddy came in and asked if we wanted to to party at his house with some girls that wanted to fuck. Said sure, then took 2 sugar cubes of acid. Took an hour to get to his house, acid kicked in, turned out the girls were crack whores. I let one blow me in the outside stairwell while smoking a cigarette and laughing. my penis never got hard.

Just remember that no matter where you are, that's the place to be!

Always remember to never forget Damone's five point plan...

First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won’t regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. "Isn’t this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you.
It’s a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important,
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

4 hard boiled eggs and 2 pieces of buttered toast

>>12985291
This pic is something a woman would take. The actual subject matter in background and some stupid shit they want to show off up front

>>12985656
Bu... bu... LANA!

I'm pretty sure that Lana would be good for breakfast.

>>12985656

It's funny because you've never been in a relationship with a woman and just live off memes.