/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12982980
Wow! And to think, I thought you were really gay when you fucked my ass!

What're those things in your picture? They're certainly not scones.

you're just not making them right

>>12982980
they exist for jam and clotted cream. no one would eat them on their own

>>12982980
>>12983015
tf are you people posting?

Every time I have a scone I feel like I’m eating shitty food from the Civil War.

>>12983020
I love plain buttered scones. Also plain buttered cheese scones.

>>12983025
Less the sultanas, these are the scones with which I'm familiar.

They're not as good as biscuits

>>12983164
damn right, brother.

https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/lemonade-scones/292387e6-4dcf-4c72-b8e6-e903384d1c34

>>12983232
not clicking

>>12983289
300g (2 cups) self-raising flour, sifted
55g (1/4 cup) Caster Sugar
125ml (1/2 cup) thick cream
125ml (1/2 cup) lemonade
40ml (2 tablespoons) milk
Lemon curd or jam, to serve
Whipped cream, to serve

Step 1
Preheat the oven to 220C. Lightly grease a baking tray.
Step 2
Place the flour, sugar and 1/2 teaspoon salt in a large bowl. Add the cream and lemonade and mix to form a soft dough. Turn out onto a lightly floured workbench and knead lightly until combined. Press the dough with your hands to a thickness of about 2cm. Use a 6cm round cutter to cut out 8 scones, place on baking tray and brush the tops with some milk. Re-roll scraps to make a few extra scones. Bake for 10-15 minutes until lightly browned. Serve warm with lemon curd or jam and whipped cream.

>>12983368
>tl;dr

>>12983371
god dammit, screw you

>>12983164
Eh, for savouries, I prefer an Ameribikkie. For sweets, I prefer a nice scone. To my tastes, Ameribikkies just don't pair well with tea IMO and I couldn't imagine eating a chicken burger on a scone.
Let's agree on one thing, though: whoever makes those weird things that are similar to both while simultaneously being entirely wrong can fuck right off. You know the ones, right? Basically a scone/biscuit but with egg in the dough rather than made by crumbing butter into the flour and buildig from there? Yeah, that. Utter rubbish, those are.

>>12983392
you mean the triangle abominations in the OP?

Scones are dope. I make scone dough, roll it out, load it up with cheese and a heap of other shit, roll it, slice it, bake it, eat it with more butter.

>>12983232
>>12983289
>>12983368
>>12983371
>>12983374

>>12982980
Fuck you, you flyover tastelet fuck

>>12982980
scones are good you fucking irredeemable nigger, you just need to understand that they're a base that you need external moisture and flavor to enjoy. imagine being such a fucvking pathetic tastelet and texturelet that you can't appreciate a goddamned scone

>>12983392
i am going to come to poopeelia and shove a beetroot up your kiwicutter

>>12983404
Nobody asked you, faggot.

>>12983392
>Eh, for savouries, I prefer an Ameribikkie. For sweets, I prefer a nice scone. To my tastes, Ameribikkies just don't pair well with tea IMO and I couldn't imagine eating a chicken burger on a scone.
cheese scones literally exist for this reason, they are peak savoury food

>>12983164
>>12983228

Scones can’t even compete with sourthern buttermilk biscuits. Britfags eternally BTFO AS ALWAYS.

>>12982980
they are dry yes but they're pretty good in with coffee

>>12983621
scones aren't meant to be savoury

>>12983630
So they're just meant to be a chewy mass of shit?

>>12983642
they're meant to be light and sweet served with cream and jam

>>12983660
I guess nobody let the world know then

>>12983670
no just the US doesn't know

>>12983670
Christ, where the fuck do you have to live to get chewy non sweet scones?

>>12983683
Scones exist in America, beantoast.

>>12983703
the US >>12982980

>>12983704
yeah but they're not real scones, they're triangle crap

>>12983717
>the shape isn't authentic so it's totally different
Did you have a lobotomy?

>>12983735
the shape is less important but it just shows you they're not the real thing
the recipe isn't even close to being the same
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/4622/classic-scones-with-jam-and-clotted-cream
vs american scones
https://www.handletheheat.com/how-to-make-perfect-scones/

>>12983756
literally the same. did you even read these?

>>12983769
yes, the american one has more butter, eggs and salt

>>12983597
You Americans are such cancer. Act like you're on /b/ no matter what board you're on and shit everything up with politics and fast food.

>>12983780
I’m Swiss, puddingpoop. ;)

>>12983794
No one asked you, faggot.

>>12983811
;;;;;;)

>>12983811
SEETHING

Not even fruit can save them. I picked up a blueberry scone on a whim yesterday and tossed it after two bites. They suck.

>>12982980
I'm American and I actually like scones more than muffins or donuts.

>>12984083
no you're not and no you don't

>>12984297
#REKT

>>12984083
>doubt

>>12982980
That's biscotti you retard.

Brit fag here, yes those scones look fucking awful make an english recipe and have them with clotted cream and jam them get back to me

>>12984775
Incorrect.

>>12984814
IT'S WHIPPED CREAM YOU INBRED FUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Agreed.

>>12984839
Clotted cream is not the same as whipped cream.

>>12984839
Incorrect.
Retard.

>>12984083
This

Local bakery does scones and shit really nicely, fuck a donut

>fat fuck is so addicted to sugar that normal pastry tastes "bland" to him
Many such cases.

>>12985954
No it doesn't, larpfag.

>>12984083
>>12986043
seething fatties trying to tell others what they allegedly like

>>12986043
Why are you so up in arms, friend?


Does it make you angry when I say I prefer a pastry that you dislike?

Why do britfags always larp as Americans to defend their shitty cuisine? It’s like clockwork I swear. YOU ARE INFERIOR, GET OVER IT.

>>12986083
((((pastry))))

>>12982980
Don't do this. I tried it once and I burned my dick.

mormon scones are great everything else is gay

>>12986797
what makes them different

>>12983015
those are butteries, a scottish breakfast food, not scones.

>>12987967
>mormon scone
they believe in a fradulent religion invented by a common con-man and base their social morality on teachings of really stupid and really racist charlatans in the few decades before 1900
you can taste the difference

>>12988314
>they believe in a fradulent religion invented by a common con-man and base their social morality on teachings of really stupid and really racist charlatans in the few decades before 1900
you can taste the difference

>>12988314
>they believe in a fradulent religion invented by a common con-man and base their social morality on teachings of really stupid and really racist charlatans in the few decades before 1900

>>12988325

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF THE LIES MY PARENTS TOLD ME, IT'S REAL AND SO IS SANTAAAAAAAAA

>>12988359
>NOOO YOU CANT BELIEVE IN RELIGION!! YOU HAVE TO BE AN ATHEIST TO BE A FREETHINKER BECAUSE REDDIT TOLD ME SO!!

I prefer American style (but without crazy amounts of sugar) scones to the Brits little bricks. The closest I get to bongbricks is when I feel like making farls with breakfast which are delicious and not bricks probably because they aren't English.

>>12988384

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE REALLY DID HAVE GOLDEN PLATES THAT ONLY HE COULD READ, Y-YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT THEM

>>12986797
>>12988032
mormon scones are not butteries, butteries are still baked in the oven, utah scones are fried. I do love british/regular american triangle scones, but mormon scones with butter and honey or apricot jam will always be my favorite

>>12988387
based

>>12988428
>british
Scottish. I'm not even a nationalist but every time I go to England I can never get a decent one, the English fuck up everything they touch. Last time I went, they were making them with fucking self-raising flour and they were soft and cakey instead of being flat, crisp and pastry-like like they should be.

>>12983642
So American food?

>>12986098
British? Me? Guffaw! That allegation is so startling that I'd nearly dropped my crumpet, mate.

>>12984839
>he doesnt know the difference

>>12988387
>bongbricks
This is what I'm calling scones from now on.

>>12982980
Dumb nigger

>>12992767
not an argument, /pol/.