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Buenos Dias is how you say “Good Morning” in Spanish. You know what also means “good morning”? Breakfast Quesadilla. OK, maybe not. But a good morning starts with a Breakfast Quesadilla.

Unfortunately some mornings don’t start off so well. We’ve all been there. Your alarm doesn’t go off, but you manage to wake yourself up out of a slumber and jump so quick out of your bed that you don’t have time to think about how tired you still are. You stumble out of your room off balance and run into the door after tripping over your laundry that you forgot to throw in the night before. Well, that bad morning doesn’t end there because aside from waking up late, stumbling out your room and bruising your shoulder, you realize that you lost your phone and you never have the ringer on so trying to find it is going to be impossible. But hey! Things are looking up because you found your phone in the couch cushions. Until your morning takes another turn because you forgot to charge it so you’re running on a cool 9%. All that battery drained from looking at pictures of the Breakfast Quesadilla late at night will do that to your phone.

We know these mornings all too well. And all you keep saying to yourself is how much you can’t wait for this day to be over. Or if you’re more of a half glass full character, then you optimistically say to yourself, “It can only get better from here”. You’re right. And that’s with the Breakfast Quesadilla. Whatever the case may be, your morning is not going well and it looks like you won’t have time for breakfast (again). Not good amigo, but don’t worry because Taco Bell® has your back and can’t wait to fill that void in your life. Behold the deliciously new Breakfast Quesadilla. It’s filled with your choice of bacon, sausage or steak, warm, pillowy eggs and melty cheese you crave, all served up in that Mexican inspired way that only the Bell can do. It’s simply good, or as some might say… “Bueno”.

>> No.12981426

>>12981421
tl;dr

>> No.12981435

I'm American OP. I don't need a Spanish lesson.

>> No.12981604

>>12981421
Excellent pasta, OP.
Gracias, te quiero.

>> No.12981703

Wow, great post! I for one will definitely choose to Live más when I get hungry this weekend!

>> No.12981707

You spent fifteen minutes writing a fake ad for a fast food chain you don't work for and aren't getting paid for, only to post it on a dying imageboard.

>> No.12981724

>>12981421
is this your stand up comedy routine?

>> No.12981738

I SURE FUCKING LOVE BREAKFAST MENUS

>> No.12981764

>>12981707
>>12981724
https://www.tacobell.com/food/breakfast/breakfast-quesadilla

>> No.12981890

>>12981703
Me too! I just paired my breakfast quesadilla with a breakfast bowl, available for the low, low, price of only $1!

>> No.12981937
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12981937

Listen, we love a well-placed karate chop as much as the next guy, but we can all agree that peace is the best, right? Especially since the Mexican Pizza was created with some peace.

The most obvious reason, of course, is because no one gets hurt. But a close second, and often-overlooked reason for why peace and harmony rule is because when different cultures get along, they start swapping recipes. It’s like tearing open a brand new pack of baseball cards only to find out that you have some duplicates and your neighbor has a card you want and you have one he wants. So you just trade straight up and basically become pals after that single encounter. But one clear example of cultural companionship at work is the Mexican Pizza. Two delicioso cuisines with a dash of peaceful engagement created an even more delicioso product. Without peace, there would be no Mexican Pizza. And who wants to live in a world with no Mexican Pizza? Spoiler alert, but the answer is no one. That’s like asking someone if they want free money and the person says no. See, it would never happen. Or offering to give someone a ride to the airport during rush hour and the person politely declines. Okay, that was a bad example because who offers to drive anyone to the airport during rush hour? That’s just crazy. But what’s not crazy is the sweet serenity from the Mexican and Italian cultures that is the Mexican Pizza. Crisp pizza shells, refried beans, and a layer of seasoned beef make the “crust,” while pizza sauce, a three-cheese blend, and tomatoes make the topping, creating a delicious love child of Mexican and Italian cuisine. A combination that only peace could have brought together. ¡Buen Apetito! Doesn’t solidarity sound delicious? We thought so. Now for all you international ambassadors reading this right now, you better get back to work or else we’re never going to have stuff like Baklavat Dogs or Sushi Cereal. Hmmmm, delish…ish.

>> No.12982078

>>12981421
I once got food poisoning from taco bell

>> No.12982084
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>>12981937
What the fuck is that?
That shit looks like someone put Cheetos puke, strawberry jelly and some mozzarella cheese past its due date on a fucking tostada (hard tortilla). Is that a fucking rat on the lower right corner?

And why the fuck did Captcha just used an image of my city's downtown?