/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>umami

>>12978971
>AN GF

as Jesus intended

>>12978991
>umami
I hate this meme.

>>12978971
shit's good. when you're making marinara sauce, add a tablespoon of this to the garlic/onion/olive oil you're sweating before you add your tomatoes. it really adds something. cuts down on the salt you need to add later, too.

>>12979192
how is umami a meme, you sperg, that's what it's called.

>>12979202
I tried doing this once but the stuff smelled like fish food so I was too afraid to put more than a tiny drop in

>>12979766
Yeah it smells strong by itself but once dissolved into the finished dish you won't notice any kind of seafood flavor.

>>12978971
I bought that shit once in Florida, my girlfriend and I tasted it spat it out and threw it in the nearest garbage can, it was that bad. It was salmon paste and damn nasty ass shit.

>>12979202
Why not just use a real anchovy for that instead of some nasty ass paste?

>>12978971
How dare they use the name and face of the Emperor to sell this fucking crap

>>12979542
It's aled "savory", you fucking weeb. Stop speaking made up garbage.

>>12979799
King Oscar > any lame ass tube french emperor
Bask in the light of the King's nobility!

>>12979808
It's umami

>>12979793
Because I can use exactly how much I want then. Don't have to open cans of anchovies when I don't need the whole thing. How is the paste "nasty"? It's literally just the same thing but ground up

>>12979952
Savory, idiot.

>>12978971
This stuff is great for table-side caesar. Squirt some in a tiny bowl beforehand to impress retards.

>>12979975
umami is literally just "savory" in japanese, retard

>>12980158
How is that anon a retard for calling out jap sneak attack ways to make shit up that already existed? Seems to me that your the retard for falling for stupid marketing tactics from bug people.

>>12979808
>Stop speaking made up garbage.
You're on a fucking cooking board, fucking idiot.
Are you going to complain about Italian words next? Or, god forbid, French terminology?
>hurr stop calling it sauteeing, call it high heat-low fat pan-frying

>>12980179
Japanese scientists discovered glutamate receptors on your taste buds and called the tasting of it "umami" you stupid fucking retard. You are such a shit for brains and a waste of space, you should fucking kill yourself already before you embarrass the human race any further

>>12980158
Savory and umami aren't the same thing.

>>12980251
Riight, sure, they invented taste as well, is that after they joined the NAZIs and sneaked attacked Pearl?

>>12980251
Maybe it was before, because as everyone knows the nips invented everything, even English. What would civilization be without the nips?

>>12980292
>>12980297
you are not even worth refuting

>>12980300
That's because you can't refute facts and if you try I'll make you look stupid.

>>12979808
umami in the west is specifically MSG (natural or not)

>>12980261
Yeah? Well let's hear it then.

>>12980158
You don't speak Japanese so don't pretend.

>>12980322
Say it with me:
Sa-vor-y

>>12980375
>implying