/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12977805
migrants and fat kids. What a nice country :3

>>12977819
You talking bout Murica?

>>12977824
I hope so, its sweden?

>>12977819
>filipinos in the philippines
>migrants

why is she fearing the 'BEE?

>>12977824
>>12977885
fuck... I goofed bad. How can I delete my post? It says it's too old.

>>12978085
You only have a short time to delete posts, which acts as a measure to prevent people from deleting a post based on negative replies or just to prevent trolling. You can always keep using a name or trip, though, which at least makes it easy for people to filter you. ;)

>>12978085
Nice Try
>>12977885
And KFC is everytime in africa? Blame pol, not my fault ;3

>>12978023
She knows she's the secret ingredient. Also saved.

SOEMEBODY POST THE EGGMAN BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

>>12977805
>>3011769
For sound

>>12978105
POST THE WALRUS BEFORE I SHIT MYSELF

>>12977822
is...is...is this the infamous, the legendary, mestre da pizza ?

>>12978097
KFC is an American restaurant opened by a white dude who literally called himself "colonel". Yes, black people do really like fried chicken, but African Americans are neither African nor migrants. You should really lay off the /pol/, if you catch my drift.

>>12977805
I wanted so bad for the BEE to turn around and shove his face against the glass like somthing from a horror movie, I dont know why shes running, it's not like you can escape the BEE

>>12978120
I cant vistit a german KFC without that subhuman feel. No Anon, pol is right but blacks in Germany are real africans, not like your upperclass guys with high education

>>12978135
einzelfall

>>12978085
Why don't you delete yourself instead

>>12978144
Das war unerwartet, erstmal meinen Tee wegputzen du Mongo

>>12978085
just go back to your containment board and we'll forget all about it

>>12978135
>german kfc
Literally nobody asked about that, and literally nobody thinks of Germany and KFC together. It's an American fast food restaurant that feels like a shithole even when it's in a nice neighborhood and is also really popular in SEA for some reason.

>>12977805
How does bee get out without breaking the kids?

>>12978174
Pretty sure that's where he lives.

>>12978189
who thought it would be a good idea to start a kids restaurant in a beehive?

>>12978200
Other bees?

>>12978169
Haha, /pol/ is right, Thx to clear that for me

knock it off with the polshit

>>12978234

>>12978237

>>12978240

>>12978215
Clearing what up? "Nice neighborhood" is a euphemism for money and mostly white. The point was that fast food places are almost always shitholes, but that KFC is of particularly low quality. /pol/ is never right, and you're a good example.

>>12977805
FEAR THE BEE

>>12978085
Don't ever come to this website again, R*dditor

>>12978411
>japan's most famous sandwich

Bitch that ain't Sando de Panda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

>>12978411
>$85
>fried steak
>not set on a rack immediately after frying
This doesn't make your city sophisticated, and it doesn't cancel out the rats, either.

>>12978436
What's wrong with rats?

>>12978467

>>12978467
Did it explode?

>>12978473
no, it eggsploged

>>12978467
That chicken wouldn't back down

>>12978234
>>12978237
Dafuq

>>12978486
it's a shellfish. that phallic-looking part is a foot that it uses to anchor itself to rocks to filter feed(i think, it's different with every type of shellfish)

the reason they used to eat them is because of some strange sympathetic magic thing where "since it looks like a cock it's got to increase your cock size". I think it's increased in popularity nowadays or something, which is why they're livestreaming eating them

>>12978023
top keg

>>12978486
>>12978493
Geoduck. Pronounced, typically, like "gooey-duck". You'll often find them fresh in tanks at Chinese grocery stores.

>>12978519
>Chinese "food"

>>12978128
based and 'BEEpilled

>>12978246
okay the first one was just retarded but this was kind of sad

>>12978527
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>>12978527
You used to be able to get loli-butt at a Shanghai butcher by asking for "veal cutlet". Ah, the good old days.

>>12977822
yeah I'de like the uhhhhhhhhhh corn mayo pizza
cooked in a garbage fire until crisp

>>12978555
I bet you that utter mongrel just fucking threw that brie rind into the trash...

>>12978561
What else would you do with it? Are you some hippy with a home composting pile?

>>12978411
>repeating the same fucking clips like 5 times
quality content

>>12978564
You eat it. Soft cheese rinds are fucking tasty.

>>12978590
You realise it's literally mould right? Do you go licking the crap in the corner of the shower too?

>>12978596
Mould grown from cheese isn't the same as mould grown from shower scum.
That's like saying you don't eat mushrooms because they're yucky fungus.

>>12978614
Mushrooms are vegetables

>>12978617
I'm being trolled, aren't I?

>>12978624
Not trolling, just bored, a bit drunk, and brie rind is grim

>>12978624
>>12978617
From a culinary perspective they are a vegetable, just like tomatoes are culinarily a vegetable.

>>12978637
Fun fact: tomatoes are actually a fruit. A lot of people don't know that

>>12978527
He's eating people?

>>12978649
That depends on if you consider the Chinese to be people.

>>12978624
technically fungi are separate from both plant and animal kingdoms, they are a bit of both kingdoms mixed together, if you will

>>12978230
Oh shut up you fucking crybaby.

>>12978658

>>12978663
>Cutting pizza at very high speed.webm

you lied, that was slow

>>12978656
Fair enough.

>>12978673
>bugs for colour

>>12978662
> nutritional yeast, called "nooch'

nobody in the history of the entire world has ever called it "nooch" not even once.

also nutritional yeast is still "yeast" AKA an fungal organism that (was) alive.

>>12978352
This is the new eggfort for how cringe and fucking stupid it is. The fact that you have this saved on your computer is pure faggotry second to the people who created it. I hope your next meal is tasteless and room temperature.

>>12978709

>>12978673
His face is so creepy looking.
But good for him.

>>12978714
Why is this guy such a fucking faggot and how do people find his "quirky" personality at all appealing.

>>12978741
>"LeT pEoPlE eNjOY tHiNgS"

>>12978741

what a terrible thread. fuck this trash board

>>12978741
Yeah I would fucking smash Marshmallow's fucking eat in if I could.
He should've done what Daft Punk did and just not ever fucking talk fuck off.

>>12978554
That's my go to at my local pizzeria.

>>12978554
it's not mayo, it's a kind of cream cheese.

The pizza is chicken, cream cheese and corn.

>>12978966
>t. Guy who cooked the pizza with garbage

>>12978966
>>12979006
Since it's Brazilian, it's probably ''Catupiry cheese'', i do think it actually goes well with Chicken and people do like it a lot, the corn is rather uncommon though, and of course the piss-poor amounts of sauce and the lack of actual cheese is atrocious.

>>12978246
Jesus eff-n' christ! What consumerist message are they sending? Come to our restaurant! Watch yourself get cucked, your dreams SMASHED and your soul BROKEN?!

>>12978352
This webm made me really REALLY angry.

>>12977805
The kid has a 2000 calorie meal plus a large soda and ice cream. I'd make a fucking citizen's arrest for child abuse

what do posters on this board grind their teeth about the hardest? tipping, america, jollibee, eggman, jack, or /pol/?

>>12978555
WTF is she doing to that brie???

>>12979006

>>12979006
>>t. Guy who cooked the pizza with garbage

>>12979006
We simply cannot compete with the high American culinary standard :/

>>12978486
asia was a mistake

>>12977822
Based brazillian pizza master

>>12978234
God I wish that was me.

>>12979261
That is so cute!
Whats it from?

>>12978673
so that was only one shot of booze? probably a $60+ dollar cocktail and it has one shot in it. it's mostly lime juice, syrup, water, and tonic. what the fuck. a $5 martini has more booze in it.

>>12979386
Stop being poor.

>>12979360
e621.net

>>12977822
Easy on the mayo, champ

>>12978702
>an fungal organism that alive.

Yikes. Looks like someone doesn't know how to use parentheses. Not to mention that "an"! What's going on, anon? Get it together please.

>>12978662
Nooch is pretty good on pizza and pasta

>>12978240
Does this ever happen...

>>12979443
you are and idiot :)

>>12979450
"an idiot"

Seriously, what is you're problem?

>>12979006
Anyone have that webm of the raccoon hands making a trash pizza?

>>12979530
No.

>>12978492
can you cook things???

>>12979360
zootopia

>>12978234
>>12978237

>>12979450
heh
>>12978702
hope you're not trying to say vegans should care, since that would make you dumber than most vegans.

>>12979552

>>12979674
no, I was saying that yeast is a form of fungus. I was talking about fungi before, It was adding onto my previous comment

>>12979552
love me a good ebin waste of food.

>>12978352
Jesus the other comments before me are retarded. This shits amazing

>>12978352
>don't forget the olive
kek

>>12978663
great now my pizza is soaked

>>12978240
It's a fast food commercial about a guy getting cucked? How does that sell fried chicken?

>>12978492
So this is how they came up with Tasty.

>>12978352
:)

>>12979398
How does he get out?

>no Jack

>>12979723
Start my first shift there tomorrow. Wish me luck not getting fat bros!

>>12978427
based

>>12977805
Flips are so fucking ugly, goddamn

>>12977822
love me some 'za with 'rn

>>12978649
its sacha baron cohen wearing a mask in his latest show

>>12979832
How often does he fully cook stuff like that?

>>12978493
Geoducks live pretty deep in sand. The siphon reaches up to the surface for filter feeding. To hunt them, at low tide you look for wee bubbles where the siphon is, then harpoon it (or use a heavy clamp with a string), then dig it out (which can be a giant bitch).
If you aren't Tenchu the ninja, the geoduck will pull down its siphon and you'll never find the damned thing.

t. went after them w/ my dad in California.

>>12978493
It's found deep underneath sand...like most clams. They're pretty damn good actually. The meat is subtly sweet with a texture similar to very very tender octopus. Asians don't eat it for the magic cock shit.

>>12978478
Holy shit.

>>12978240
>>12978246
Is cucking a big part of filipino culture? I gotta say, neither of these cuckmercials made me particularly hungry for a Yum Burger.

>>12978752
Stop being fags

>>12980063
>Is cucking a big part of filipino culture?
Considering their women fuck exclusively outside their race I would say so

>>12979727
>>12979731
>>12979739
>>12979743
imagine the glorious shits they must take

>>12980092
Girls don't poop, silly

>>12980098
they poop they just don't fart

>>12978240
Natasha, I love you
despite knowing love is more
than seeing you.

>>12978352
This made me laugh, posting to say that

>>12978352
I'm so confused but I guess that's the point.

>>12978240
he is gay you dumbos

>>12978411
>here's why it's worth the price tag
>fails to show why it's worth the price tag

>>12980193
So he pours grain alcohol into a glass, lights it on fire, lets most of the alcohol burn off, then pours expensive-looking beer on top of the remains?

Uh, no thanks. Next time I'll just take the beer.

>>12977805
What I like about this is the kid isn't behaving like
>I am a dumb child and things I don't recognize are scary to me

They have assessed the situation and actually sense danger. They're trying to hide to avoid being spotted by the creature. That's a little kid genuinely fearing for their life.

>>12977805
to be fair that faggot bee is creepy looking

>>12979391
Gold flakes are a total meme. They add absolutely nothing except for bragging rights. You just end up pooping all of the gold, assuming the foil didn't blow in the wind or get stuck to literally anything before you could consume it.

>>12979814
Home dawg lives there

>>12979719
Here's your glass of water, just give it a few mintues

>>12978714
I want to flip this guy upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>>12979743
I want to hear her belch

>>12978471
yes amazing nothing better than egg cooked 1/3 of the way through in a giant slimy pile

>>12980336
Weebs will eat shit if it says it is made in Japan

>>12977822
love that BR ZA. no box for me please, just throw it in the trash

>>12980424
Hear me, and hear me well: I don't know what insignificant shithole you hail from, but I must lament the fact that it hasn't been carpetbombed enough to eradicate every trace of your verminous folk. You are a testament to the low character of your people, a blazing sign in this modern hellscape that advertises the absolutely deplorable nature of your backwoods no-name land. You aren't worthy of the bullets that would send you and your kind back to the abyss from whence you spawned. As for my political leanings, you are far from the mark. You have missed me by such a large margin, and it speaks volumes about how sorely you lack intuition of any sort. You will be forgotten at the moment of your passing. You have died.

>>12978555
look at that fattie with its fat hands

>>12980302
Magic coffee.

>>12979664
The fuck is that new wojack variant

>>12978448
I think he was talking about the israeli rats.

>>12980336
Japs love raw eggs.
Must be the fact that they aren't at a high risk of salmonella like in other countries.

>>12980453
first day here, reddit?

>>12980463
Nigger when I first came here Snacks was still a mod. I don't keep track of all your /v/ and /r9k/ memes these days. Durrrr le zoomer boomer ebin wojak xDDD totally not reddit xDDDD
Kill yourself you oxygen thief.

>>12980477
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>12980222
probably warm beer too

>>12980477
>doesnt know about the coomer meme

unless you frequent /int/ youd be forgiven for not keeping up with how quickly memes like coomer/gigachad explode out of nowhere

>>12980460
americans cant eat raw eggs either, fortunately in europe we can

>>12978240
lol wtf. I totally thought it was gonna be the BEE. Absolutely shook that they played it straight.

>>12980511
American here Pennsylvania Dutch and Irish if it matters. I've eaten many raw eggs. People are way too over concerned about these sorts of things.

>>12978352
It was funny up until the japanese knife part.

>>12978471

>>12978641
A lot of smug know it all dipshits wont shut up about it, so yeah, almost everyone knows that.

>>12980511
>americans cant eat raw eggs either

>>12980193
Am confused by how the fuck this would be good

>>12980691
i love how he turns it around to check if its actually chocolate.

>>12980477
cringe

>>12979251
Math isn't your strong suit I see

>>12978673
>compound gin + tonic + red food coloring

>>12979391
Imagine the type of person that buys a drink like this. Slivers of metal in a fucking drink.

>>12978230
Kys nigger

>>12981124
Dude died by the end of the video, so the point stands.

>>12981251
So it's his zombie that is livestreaming today?

>>12978555
>DUDE BEER LMAO

>>12981253
No. God gave him a second chance as a warning to not let other americans eat raw eggs.

>>12979745
I swear even an actual monkey can figure out the "secret" to their fluffiness.

>>12981263
t. Randall Munroe

>>12978673
>>12979719
The Japanese are way too autistic to run a a bar. Imagine ordering a drink, waiting 10 minutes for the first idiot to cut the ice, then another 15 for the second guy to actually make it. Then half an hour after you ordered it finally is made, and you get charged $100 for was is a dolled up shot of booze.

>>12981251

>>12981279
Typical uncultured pig can't appreciate the artistry of hand cut ice. You must earn no money if you can't appreciate a man of supreme expertise fondling your ice for a couple of minutes with his bare hands.

>>12979723
That yellow piss sauce he has to squirt on everything really rustles my jimmies

>>12980691
when i was a kid i wanted "cold hot cocoa" (i didn't know it was called chocolate milk)

we had some of this and i begged my parents to make me some "cold hot cocoa" but they said it wouldn't work

i was smart enough to let it go, but boy was i disappointed

now that i'm an adult i drink "cold hot cocoa" whenever the fuck i want #winning

couldn't they have just done 1:1:1 cocoa, sugar, and water to make a syrup?

>>12980106
Imagine the smell

>>12978673
>Callaway

Gets me every time

>>12981025
t. butthurt japanese weeb

>>12978467
BIG kek

>>12981270
>an actual monkey can figure out the "secret" to their fluffiness
>they show the secret in the webm
U wanna banana?

>>12978352
Pretty fucking funny.

>>12978234
that crab is having boiling water poured on it

inhumane fuckers

>>12978240
So...
If I go to Jollybees...
Im gonna become a cuck?

>>12978115
Based

>>12978246
What the fuck is going on.
Jollybees will fuck up your relationships???

>>12978663
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A PIZ-ZA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>>12978714
i went pee while watching this so now i dont have to go pee anymore thank you mr i liked peeing and watching this video at the same time thank you

>>12981163
>h-he mathatmatics the calories in the tendies! must be bad at mr math

>>12979398
The king has arrived

>>12977805
That's all 100% instinctual fear of a large unrecognizable animal.

Some people see just a stupid kid being afraid of a giant cartoon BEE, but it goes deeper than than that on an evolutionary level.

>>12979705
what the fuck

>>12978230
How are people this uncoordinated?
Do you not know how your body fucking works

>>12979719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Od7LEMZuKU

>>12979530
>canned meat
>5+ shelf life
spam doesn't lose nutritional value, you can eat ww1 rationed beef jerky and you'd be fine, it would taste like sandals soles though

>>12980222
not only that, the way he pours it that beer is all going to be foam

>>12981708
>you can eat ww1 rationed beef jerky

>>12978240
what the FUCK does a guy getting friendzoned have to do with chicken

>>12981711
Didn't he eat a Civil War era beef jerky?

>>12981721
No, that was hard tac.

>>12978023
I have a theory that those kinds of costumes are uniformly creepy for kids, and that the giddiness comes from the eventual realization that this formerly terrifying thing is quite friendly. As adults, we just see this dumb bouncy thing played by some guy in a suit, but as a kid shit like this or animatronics is downright unsettling if you have nobody to explain it or warn you about it.

>>12979723
*taps knife*

>>12978234
>letting it spray her like that on purpose
this is some weird fetish isn't it?

>>12981690
if my kid reacted like that i would of gave him a reason to be afraid

>>12981742
>As adults, we just see this dumb bouncy thing played by some guy in a suit
Some of us see a bit more.

>>12979398
Can someone Post the poor Guy next top the Egg chad

>>12981711
>>12981721
>>12981726
stuff like pemmican and hard tac assuming theyre kept in dry dark and cold conditions could possibly hold for over 100 years, hard tack longer because its low moisture, also in numerous videos steve has shown how well peanut butter holds because of how little moisture it contains

>>12981759
This is kind of a reddit-y thing to say, but it's always annoyed me how essential oxygen and water are to life, but how they essentially destroy everything they touch slowly. True, we live by that same oxidation, but still.

>>12980511
I've eaten tons of raw eggs without incident, so has Rocky and Hulk Hogan, sorry buddy boy.

>>12981746
you need to see the inside of a gas chamber

>>12978352
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>12981810

>>12978467
Just how much oil is in that pan?

>>12980691
>at that moment, he knew he screwed up

>>12978662
>mac n """"""""""cheese""""""""""

>>12980691
Why not buy your kid a pack of that instant hot cocoa shit they have at the supermarket instead of embarrassing them for the entire world to see

>>12979261
"organic", OK i laughed

>>12977805
Big food portion for a kid?

>>12979832
what
the
fuck?
did he cook that in a plastic baggie????

>>12981930
Yeah he boiled it in a plastic bag.

>>12980222
Is that a she. Is this some /ck/ jargon I'm not aware of.

>>12979391
>viceland

>>12978649
that's fake, but if you travel to southern china you can have sopa de feto uma delicia

>>12977819
What's it like being an absolute buffoon?

>>12981952
>>12981930
heres your BPA and xenoestrogens bro

>>12981423
Cringe even if ironically

>>12982014
Pretty good, I get replys from YOU :3
>>12979166
>namefagging
Withing 10min giving me so much love, sorry poorfag I have a wife

>>12979719
Imagine paying $5 for ice

>>12979723
>when he uses his hands to break up that pork

>>12978547
>who hurt you
Im not that poster, but Jesus fucking Christ, when did this site so infested by you limp dick passive aggressive fags? Kindly retreat to reddit.

>>12978555
>peeling the brie

>>12980453
the coomer

>>12981876
What do you think is going on here?

>>12981699
I haven't had fast food for 2 months now and I want a big mac so much now

>>12982151
Kid wants to eat powdered chocolate, mom gives him cocoa powder instead and then embarrasses him for the entire world to see.

>>12982158
You're close but not quite

>>12982155
Your eating dead babies anon

>>12982172
Come again?

>>12978673
Uh yeah can I get uhhhh Miller lite?

>>12981861

>>12981861
>>12982221

>>12979258
yes

>>12982221
that bacon is straight up burnt
i love how retards think keto = healthy while shoveling fucking disgusting amounts of cheese in their face
why do amerilards love cheese so much
fucking government cheese caves

>>12978555
using brie as an ingredient. what a horrible thing to do.

>>12978352
>People don't realize this is fake

>>12978115
You're a faggot

>>12981699
Frame splice @ 00:57seconds. He cheated

>>12981124
I just want the audio outside the bathroom a few hours after this took place. The screams would bring me much joy

>>12982237
>actually, yeast is vegan because hsjsiwosgvdhsis
Everytime.

>>12980335
I want to hear your death rattle.

>>12978673
I bet I could do better

>>12978662
Going straight from
>we deserve a nuclear apocalypse
to
>we need a nuclear apocalypse

>>12977822
A little more hot sauce, little less chicken, and no corn and that might be edible if made by a white guy

>>12978492
Isn't a quesadilla in a waffle iron just a quesadilla with acne scars?
Also theres a restuarant near my house that does waffled mac and cheese, they batter it before they put it on the iron and its fucking horrible

>>12978352
Now it would have been clever if he let it loop at the dough stage.

>>12978352
would have been great if it just stopped at THE OLIVE!

>>12982943
What is that?

>>12980691
>this child
Whose child is that?
With fingernails like these...I bet this women is a whore.

How do I create a Webm? Let's say I have a video already...what program do I need to convert or whatever?

>>12983574
ffmpeg

>>12983419
cheese

>>12983574
webm for retards.

>>12979855
i would eat that at least once

>>12979552
wasted food like that triggers me so much

>>12980463
Coming from you?

>>12979743
must be expensive to feed her

>>12979727
whats in the small cup? is it mac n cheese? also
>eating the salad
gross

>>12983615
spicfag here, that's kinda the point of this torta, its so loaded to last all day. it's cheap for what its worth

>>12978352
:)

>>12977819
Thats almost certainly Flipland

>>12978268
Shut the fuck up you s o y guzzling little cunt

>>12978240
What the fuck

Is the Bee trying to advertise by offering Flips to chance to get cucked?

Also this is unrealistic, for full effect he should have been cucked by a balding white boomer with a pot belly who is wearing a tshirt and shorts to the wedding

>>12978246
>be Flip
>get cucked by burger

>>12978352
>katana

Masaokis has really improved his skillz

>>12982237
>vegan mac and cheese
>contains neither mac nor cheese

>>12978467
Is that chicken okay?

>>12981677
must be bad at social anything then

>>12984258
It's a Muslim chicken

>>12984214
lol triggered/pol/babby

>>12981279
it's part of the ceremonial culture there

t. expert
t. fucking your ass right now

>>12982114
Try $100.

>>12978085
You can't LOL. We'll remember this forever. You'll never live this down. You should leave this site because now we're just going to mock you whenever we see you.

>>12978234
Am convinced, they like to torture any animal before eating it

>>12978230
What was he even trying to do?

>>12978237
This kills the geodick.

>>12978240
>>12978246

>>12978411
so it's a slab of fat, deep fried in fat, served between fat slathered slices of bread. not sure i'm ok with this.

>>12979719
Fuck, japan is another world, and that's not a compliment.

>>12981930
It's called sous vide

>>12983579
why is it in the form of a moldy body stump sex toy?

>>12979719
Couldn't you just use a mold?

>>12984796
They can charge more this way.

>>12983052
All that 'yo' yeah okay Brad

>>12978234
>>12978237
I'm not racist but god almighty I hate Chinese people.

>>12978352
>make sandwiches until spring arrives
Top kek

>>12982943
>>12984612
i cant find what kind of cheese has that kind of rind with black hairy mould

>>12985188
My dickcheese.

>>12982328
I don't think many people claim keto is "healthy"
But it's an effective way to lose weight.

>>12983732
My friend is a body builder and he eats plain baked tilapia every day