/ck/ - Food & Cooking

muslim dick

bangers and mash

>>12975464
That thing looks like my butthole after eating all those beans

>>12975464
All foods are anglo foods, the weak are meat and the strong do eat

Starchy carbs and red meat.

>>12975464
Well I'm an Anglo and I had this for dinner the other night

>>12975464
Any food devoid of flavor, spice or seasoning should suffice quite nicely.

>>12975617
>look mom I posted the meme again, does that mean dad can come home soon

>>12975535
Nice cucklery

>>12975464

That pic is disgusting, I almost threw up just looking at it. And I’m from UK

>>12975626
>implying black dads want to come home

To be honest, the food of this country is not very good.

>>12975994
You come across as some kind of millennial faggot.
Man up.

>>12975996

>>12975464
>Bubble and squeak
>Toad in the Hole
>Faggots
>Pork pies
>Scotch eggs

>spend literally hundreds of years stealing spices from the whole planet
>to this day and age brittish food is still the blandest food ever created
wtf bonglets

>>12975927
??

>>12975535
looks like ashtray and cheese toasties

>>12976343
why do you think they HAD to steal spices?
also all their colonies told them to fuck off so they went back to seasoning their fat/flour/meat fare with depression and sadness

>>12976343
>to this day and age brittish food is still the blandest food ever created
Russian food is infinitely worse than even British food.

>>12976757
Fuck off, nothing was stolen it was bought and paid for. Keep having that shit chip on your shoulder, you know it's going nowhere except your grave.

>>12976056
I just waited a really long time for that gif to loop lmao

>>12976780
all hail the british empire! oh wait.

>>12976794
better to have had an empire that burned out than to have failed at ever establishing one at all

>>12976800
you sure are angry and bitter sounding over a jest pomfriend, NZ has no need of silly things such as empires :)

>>12976807
this can't be from a real publication...

>>12976812
>NZ has no need of silly things such as empires
spoken like a woman with 30 cats asserting she doesn't need a man

>>12976819

>>12975464
>I wanna be eternal
t. dies at age 48 from heart attack

I eat a lot of junk food but this kinda shit is literally bottom of the barrel

>>12976824
where would the man sleep if she had 30 cats?

>>12976834
on the cats

>>12976831
>Chizzy takes a man home who has been dazzled by her curves at the club
>unzips her dress and a pile of sanitary pads fall out

>>12976807
>>12976831
Source? This looks absolutely cursed.

>>12976960
>Source?

>>12976960
they're from "take a break", a UK women's mag

>>12975535
The fuck is it?

>>12976343
Never use from your own supply
Literally rule number one which we learned after our opium exploits

>>12977613
looks like crumbled black pudding and cheese

>>12976849
>iceberg lettuce
why do people spend their money on that garbage?

>>12976824
spoken like a larper

>>12977613
>>12977716
Yup, yon fella me lad got it bang on the money

>>12975464
Every variation of meat pie you can imagine.

>>12975464
THIS NIGGA OVER HERE EATIN BEANS

>>12975464
Curry. Yes, it's based on Indian foods, but you'll never find a London curry shop's menu in India.

There's a large industry making what they refer to as "Modern British" food now

It ranges from generic French-inspired meat and veg to your pretentious crap of serving food that looks like a tree log or rock garden. Tiresome.

>>12976858
That's probably one of the least offensive thing I've seen her produce.

>>12977735
Because nothing else has the flavor and texture of iceberg lettuce. It's the king lettuce for sandwiches, burgers and supplements a salad well.

>>12981076
"Barely crisp water" isn't a flavor. Iceberg is common because it's a cheap as fuck lettuce the fast food industry foisted on us all.

Fact: Anglo food is the best food.
>Fuck France
>Fuck Italy
>Fuck Japan
Simple as.

>>12975464
>chip butties
>eggs and soldiers
>bean jaffles
>bubble and squeak
>stargazy pie
>stottie cake
>jam roly-poly
>syllabub
>sticky toffee pudding

>>12979472
Tudor > Modern

>>12976807
That’s toxic. You won’t die, but there’s a reason you spit that crap out.

>>12981076
Sorry, I meant lettuce in general. There's a whole world of greens out there and everybody just decides to go with soggy crunchy leaves that taste like soggy crunchy leaves. I just don't get it.

>>12975464
Why do Anglos like disgusting putrid shit

One thing I miss about England is the ready supply of Pasties and meat pies, I think unfounded outside of Australia.

>>12976807
normal mints would be less expensive than a tube of colgate lol

>>12975464

>>12976807
>>12976831
This has to be satirical.

>>12976849
Remainers think not having year long access to iceberg lettuce, or other vegetables we expect to be on the shelves no matter the time of year, will sink the British Isles into the sea.

>>12977735
Sweet, crisp, cheap and 27% of your recommended vitamin K daily intake per serving

>>12975996
>want to come home
Believing that imprisoned rapists have that choice.

>>12983565
you would think it is but the britbongs are a funny people

>>12983874
>He thinks that's the main problem
You idiots are literally cutting yourselves out of an economy you're dependent on now.

>>12983984
hahaha its the other way around, the EU is dependant on the UK

>>12984008
It really isn't. The EU's response so far has literally been "nut up or shut up."

>>12984019
where do you think the remain rhetoric is coming from?
its from the EU who is about to lose 10% of its income

>>12984023
The EU is also losing purchasing power.

>>12984023
>>12984031
>where do you think the remain rhetoric is coming from?
The blindsided voters who didn't take it seriously and now have been dealing with the shambling shitshow for years now? And now you've had two Pro-Brexit governments in a row collapse.

Because the EU has no problem letting a no-deal Brexit happen and fuck up Britain. They refuse to negotiate a new deal, either. They won't lose as hard as Britain will. That's not the negotiating position of a side that sees it as a big loss. Britain didn't even participate in the currency standardization.

And what do you think will happen when need a passport to go between Ireland and Northern Ireland? Because that kind of barrier is what brought about The Troubles.

And Scotland has declared if it goes through they'll leave Great Britain and rejoin the EU.

So, yeah, your entire rhetoric claim is nonsense.

Are pork pies even worth the import markup?

>>12975464
Conch fritters and hush puppies

Heh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27iJsZpQn3A
The Pogues - Thousands are Sailing Lyrics

>>12984283
Exported from where and imported to where? Be specific.

>>12984283
Even the basic Melton Mowbray Pork Pies in the shops are British made with British pork.

Like we'd ever let a foreign country make our pork pies. Whats next, the Cornish pasties?

>>12975535
Ah yes, black pudding and cheese.

>>12984421
fuck this picture is funny...I'll be saving this now

>>12982162
It makes you jealous of us and we can't help to not laugh at your jealousy

>>12982162
You might want to try to get over yourself, it's not becoming when your entire life is being jealous of the USA.
The Pogues The Band Played Waltzing Matilda Lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6IhLcnyuN0

>>12984333
Imported to the Antipodes

>>12984464
Insect eater!

>>12984421
Can you change this image please? I'm Australian but want to be the girl.

>>12984498
dont we all?

>>12975927
>cucklery
i'm gonna have to start calling butter knives cuck knives and steak knives bull knives

>>12984503
Girls don't. They don't understand how tough it is to have all the responsibility.

>>12984498
Stella Artois
From Brit friends they call them wife beaters, that's because the majority of people that drink Stellas also beat their wives.

>>12984507
That's why areas are made under sinks so they can get closer and do the dishes, even then they can't get it right.

>>12984510
that's pretty good. in the southern US we call tank top undershirts wife beaters for the same reason

>>12975464
Yo Angelo

>>12984498
>Can you change this image please? I'm Australian but want to be the girl.
get out of my country.

The chavs rarely cook from scratch, that's too complicated, long and gay.

>Breakfast

Children's cereal and milk, or marmite/jam on toast, leftover takeaway or just a Benson. Bacon butty on the weekend.

>Dinner / Lunch (this is usually just snacks but bigger)

Sandwich, a really shit sandwich like Ham and Salad Cream. Or a shop bought one like BLT or Tuna Mayo. Bag of crisps, or two, or three. Chocolate biscuit bars like Penguins, Time-Out, Twix, etc.

Microwaveable stuff like Rustler's burger, Ginster's Cornish Pasty, Rustler's BBQ rib or any off-brand / alternative to these. there also exists baked beans and ketchup pasties.

Or just biscuits, crisps and sweets.

>Tea / Dinner

Chavs like to eat anything that comes frozen in a bag that you put in the oven for 15-30 minutes at 200C. Usually in a 'meat and two veg' manner.

Meat / main products include Bird's Eye Beefburger, Richmond sausages, Findus crispy pancakes, small sausage rolls, chicken nuggets/dippers, Chicken Kiev, etc.

Potato is a vegetable to them. Potato products like crinkle-cut chips, chips, fries, curly fries, waffles, etc.

Vegetable will be baked beans or spaghetti hoops. Maybe rarely mushy peas.

Some food they have as a main itself like Spaghetti bolognese, lasagne, Shepherd's Pie, Cheese pizza. Again, frozen. Served with a stick of garlic bread if Italian. Also frozen.

>Takeaway Food

The further north you go in England, the more cheese gets added to everything and the larger the portions get. Once you hit the Scottish border, they forget about the cheese and say aye fuck it let's batter fucking everything lads

Fries that are so hot they melt their polystyrene container, served with doner meat. Or served with cheese, gravy. Curry sauce in some parts. Doner meat on pizza. Doner Kebabs.

Chavs treasure their maccies and are highly territorial about it. You will see the local pride at any given time, guarding their local McDonalds from terrorists, pedos and gaylords.

>>12984853
The fuck is a chav? You mean a bogan?

>>12975535
>cum and mold on toast

>>12985092
A gopnik in Russian terms but with less Adidas