/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12974204
Nope. Women that care about cooking already make 100k+. Women below that don't care about cooking and just want Chad horsecock and will accept the scraps tossed by alpha women.

>>12974204
Cooking is a skill men desire in women, but women don’t really care if men can cook.

>>12974204
Most women say that men who can cook are whiners and crybabbies

>>12974206
>women that care about cooking make 100k
what the fuck
imagine what this guy has had to go though to think some shit like this. Whatever happened, im sorry it did.

>>12974232
Single mother

Being good at cooking will not get you laid, but not for the reasons that >>12974206 gives because he is a sad incel cuck. However, being able to cook is effective for the purposes of retaining a mate.

yes women will fuck you if you cook well

don't listen to these virgins

>nesting

I've gotten laid once from cooking mediocre pasta
>hanging out with friend, she asks if a friend can come over, say sure
>she comes over, I open a bottle of wine, cook pepper and sausage pasta
>omg anon this is soooo good where did you learn to cook like this?
>stays the night

>>12974267
no bitch will fuck for food unless she's a homeless subhuman. however, if you already hook a bitch then being able to cook tasty foods might keep the sex coming

>>12974277
i guarantee that you could have cooked that slut a hotpocket and you'd still have gotten fucked

Not really, think of it as a multiplier instead of an additive. If theres something there already it makes it better but nobody is going to just suck my dick over quintuple chocolate cake or apple pie moonshine

>>12974204
Only if you are good though, and show some passion in your craft.

Also important that the girl is from a family that actually cooks, and can appreciate what being cooked for means. If she's been eating boxed macaroni and frozen pizzas for her entire life, nothing you make will impress her because she hasnt got a clue about what goes into making food.

All very touch and go though, use your best judgement. This does not apply to vegan/keto/gay/fat women however.

Sneed

Jesus what a shit thread. Why is this board only moderated for like 1hr every two weeks?

>>12974204
>Can cooking get me laid?
Short answer? yes.
It's not gonna get your foot in the door, but it can make the difference.

>>12974307
What's wrong with this thread?

>>12974204
Men are better, don't waste your time with a useless thot.

>>12974204
It's more like a finishing move. You'll never get to it if you don't have the ability to build up with things like basic human interactions and hygiene.

>>12974204
Sneed

>>12974307
think of the overtime gookmoot would have to dole out to the jannies! He’d go bankrupt!

>>12974204
it did happen to me once in college. I'd made a batch of chocolate hazelnut cookies for myself and a bunch of groupie chicks that were hanging out in the kitchen area asked to try them, one of them said she wanted the recipe and took me to her room.

depends on the girl, but most prefer loaded wallets, abs and pretty faces.

>>12975721
>Sneed

Sneed's

Feed and Seed

Chuck's

FUCK AND SUCK

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY WE GET IT

>>12975883
Have sex, retard.

Probably helps. I'd always try really hard to cook for my ex when she came around - home made chicken tendies, real carbonara, shakshuka... She hated my food though.

>>12976681
She sounds like a bitch.
You can find someone who can appreciate your dishes.

if you like fat chicks for sho

>>12976842
HOW DARE YOU

>>12974204
50/50

>>12976860
another buttblasted /pol/faggot spotted

>>12974204
If it hasn’t already you’re doomed to become a wizard, and if cooking hasn’t gotten you laid by 35 you’ll die a virgin for sure.

>>12974307
>he needs jannies to come correct “wrong think” because he won’t fuck off to reddit where he belongs

Most people? yes
You? no

>>12976865
>he exists in a world of /pol/ boogeyman’s because this is one place on the internet that isn’t an echo chamber intended to stroke his fragile ego

>>12975919
give discord link than, incel.

>>12976889
Imagine coming to a cooking board to post his s󠛡o󠛡yboy memes lmao

>>12976883

>>12976900
Imagine coming to a cooking board and REEEing about imaginary /pol/ boogeymen because someone posted something you didn’t like

You? No.

>>12976797

She left me anyways lmao. I also baked a cake for her the first time she came round

>>12976911
Lmao that wasn't me, retard.
This is you by the way when you think you're triggering random anons on a fucking cooking board.

>>12976951
>you’re a soiboy
>NO YOURE A SOIBOI
Absolutely riveting

>>12977016
>he can't even spell s󠛡o󠛡yboy
Lmao fucking loser.
If you're gonna shitpost learn how to first.

>>12977079
>so new he thinks someone trying to avoid a filter that’s been recently removed is a spelling mistake
You need to go back

>>12977097
Soy has never been filtered on /ck/ tourist.

>>12977097
Lmao this dude.

>>12976943
Did she hate that as well?

>>12977523

She later told me she likes cakes with simple designs but she loved the sweet gesture. I deliberately made it cutesy and girly though

>>12976863
lmao, beef wellington is a meme. no one actually likes that. why wrap a perfectly good filet mignon in pastry, anyway? gross.

Cooking helped me make friends. Even cheap ingredients cooked well can be a hit at a party. But it never got me laid.

>>12978060
>simple designs
What a cunt.

>>12978438

She just likes things with simple shapes and patterns and not too many colours, she's an artist/sculptor and she likes watercolour and diferences between shades more than garish looking designs. I did deliberately make a very cutesy cake as a sort of "hey, I like you, I'm being cheesy on purpose" so I did go overboard.

She was pretty mean to me towards the end though, but I guess I Must accept I wasn't what she wanted. Sorry to blogpost anyway

>>12974289
Bitches love hot-pockets.

>>12978454
>she's an artist/sculptor
Ah, a grade A cunt.

>>12974204
yes, fat chicks like food

>>12978525

LOL why do you say that? She was just very work oriented and really obsessed with her artistic pursuits, she spent all her time sculpting and painting while listening to k-pop or watching old cartoons. In fairness I have no idea what she saw in me initially.

>>12978538
Everyone who fancies themselves an artist either has no way to take a compliment and is a complete cunt about it or feel they make everything the way it's meant to be and are a complete cunt about it. Then that cuntiness pours out into their interactions with other people they don't feek "get it". 'it' being, well, whatever they feel is 'it' at that moment. The only artists I respect are dead.

>>12974204
>Can cooking get me laid?
No, having sex is impossible

>>12974204
If you can cook WELL and make yourself decient looking you'll have no problems getting the pussy

>>12978535
This is true even for slightly chunky chicks. I offered to teach her how to cook an apple pie and I got invited over. Who cares if the girl is a 4/10 if the puss feels the same as a 10/10?

>>12978684
I wonder sometimes if this is the kind of reasoning skills I lack that might have to do with me not getting laid at fucking all.
But cooking can absolutely get you laid. Imagine creating a cooking club at a community center, or on campus. You could get some mad pussy laying down weekly themes and throwing parties - teaching and learning with some new friends all about Coffee vs. Tea Night - or an Egg Fort Showdown. And this is the reasoning skills I possess that I think keeps me from getting laid.

>>12978568
I bet he doesn't even know sex is a myth.

>>12978743
Working together in the kitchen, being physically close and helping each other with tasks always you plenty of avenues to at least start the process of getting laid. The thing is, women want to get fucked too, but they're more coy about it so you usually need to give them an excuse or an out to make them feel better about it, so they don't feel like whores.

Compliments and occasionally treating them like people also helps

>>12974204
no,its all about your face.

how the fuck do I start to learn the very BASIC, FUNDAMENTAL principles of cooking

will helping my mummy out in the kitchen work? Following chef john from foodwishes dot cum?

>>12978921
practice. Try making something simple like pancakes from scratch or a stirfry. By cooking simple foods you learn the basics of how flavor interact, how long to cook things for, the amount of ingredients you need to make a dish and the proportions

>>12979005

i struggle a lot with timing and measurements. Sauces are also a ballache.

>>12979012
Cooking is less of a science than an art. People cooked food for thousands of years without strict or consistent measurements. take bread for instance, you don't need to measure out the flour, water and yeast, you just mix them together until it feels right to you.