/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd eat the flesh of the weakest soy/bug fed Liberals before I personally ate bugs.

Why not? It's fun. I had a lollipop with a scorpion in it once.

>>12974967
Being squeamish about eating bugs is soy, so you can eat yourself.

Anyone got the webm of the guy eating a handful of maggots he scooped up from a dead animal and immediately vomiting?

>>12974974
>Heh, only REAL men eat bugs!
Great, you have fun with that. I'll stick to meat.

>>12974974
Good goy. You can have schlomo's share of crickets and maggots too since you love them so much.

>>12974978
Sauce

>>12974987
Bugs are meat, retard.

>>12974963
No thanks. I sometimes swallow flies when im running or biking and thats enough for me.

No thanks i'll have my beyond meat instead

>>12974963
fuck off faggot

>>12974963
This is beyond coincidence, if you can't see it's an op by now you're beyond saving

REEEE IM NOT A SOYBOY BETA KEK WHO EATS THINGS 4CHAN SAID WAS KEKED!!! IM AN ALPHA MALE WHO EATS ONLY MEAT!

AGHHH STOP ATTACKING MY INSECURITIES I MUST SHOW I CONFORM ON 4CHAN AGHHH!!!

>>12975276
YES YES ITS THE JEWISH CHINA MAN DEEPSTATE TRYING TO MAKE US WEAK SOYBOY BETAS THAT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL REASON...

What's the difference between eating bugs and eating shrimp?

>>12975301
Shrimp shells are more difficult to chew.

>>12974970
In Durango?

Please, consume your beef and milk pumped with estrogen and growth hormones
Don't worry, the world is fine. Just keep consuming and living your life.
Your favourite rich person is on your side, against the people that cause the reeeaaalll problems.
Your country is innocent. You are guiltless. Power is not responsibility. Everyone it has hurt was an enemy.

>>12975364

Do you think you've ever actually converted anyone here?

>eat bugs to preserve the environment
Okay

>by the way they're even more expensive per pound and have even more chemicals in them
Not okay.

>>12974963
Whose quest is it?
USSR's?

>>12975496
I’ll give you three guesses as to who considers us cattle according to their religion.

>>12974963

all they have to do is make a "bug" version of the impossible burger

>>12975516
Yeah, they would have had the same quests for other countries as well, but it's only the US apparently.
And we know who considers America as a main rival as well.

>>12975552
What is incremental change for 1000 alex

>>12975552
Russia is literally worthless. They’re capitalist now too.

>>12975393
Basically this. Couple months ago the store that I usually shop at started carrying some bug based protein snacks. I bought a bag just to try them and they were just fine, would eat. However, ounce for ounce they were about 3x more expensive than almonds and about half as nutritionally dense. I'll eat bugs, but only if it is a viable alternative.

Insects have more protein per gram than beef or ham. Also they're not fed with soy. Stop sperging out

>>12975579
Lean meat isn’t actually healthy, diets aren’t SUPPOSED to promote weight loss. People are into the rabbit starvation meme right now right? Well did you know turkey has the exact same problem?

>>12975591
>hi everyone I'm fat and this is how I cope

>>12975603
Yeah yeah keep trying, the resource of trust is wearing quite thin.

>>12975561
It's in a state of dormancy i'd rather say.
The old ambitions are still there.

>>12975614
The only person I could think of railing on russia instead the jews is a jew. The jews are a problem NOW, they are richer than any other race.

>>12975624
As who is actually in danger of losing their state, unconquerable Russia or Jewish people occupying the Middle East?

>Yes poor people start eating bugs so it will be even cheaper to feed you eh heh heh
>mmm this juicy medium-rare steak is quite delicious, I bet you wish you could have one too eh heh heh, sorry it's the climate YOU need to stop eating meat

There is a point and time for everything but this. This is special.

>>12975304
You aren't supposed to eat shrimp shells

>>12975516
The top 1% worship Mammon and him only.

>>12974978
Sounds like Wildboyz.

>>12975624
>you can't possibly have more than one enemy simultaneously, let alone have them in league with one another
You should pay closer attention to Russian rhetorics, n00b.

>>12975634
>jootard’s first conspiracy theory
The earth is flat too?

>>12975591
Based schizo

>>12974963
I might consider it if someone can prepare the insects like they do crustaceans. I think I could eat crickets, grasshoppers, andts, and cicadas.

>>12975289
>>12975291
Soy levels: 105%
WARNING: overload imminent!
Cuckolding fetish: 85%
Impotent rage: 95%
Self-respect: 2%

Solution: bring self-respect levels up to avoid total meltdown.

>>12975689
Like a pizza~

>>12975591
Seems like this guy struck a chord

If they made a bugmeal protein slurry that actually tasted good and didn’t look like bugs that you could form into patties like ground meat, I don’t really see the problem. Could be a good alternative.

>>12975719
That’s because you’re a demoralized slave who doesn’t even see reason anymore to be offered anything but base nutrition

>>12975171
a millionth of an ounce maybe, retard.

>>12975301
"bugs" are usually insects, shrimp are crustaceans
it's like asking what's the difference between eating fish and eating beef

>>12975552
Like it or not, the US is still at the center of the world so to speak.
By having murrilards eating maggots, it would set a new standard for maggot eating globally.

>>12975103
Anything for Israel.

>>12975702
Insects don't have the same kind of meat crustaceans have.
I like crickets best roasted and ground into a flour. Mealworms are also pretty good and insanely cheap to raise. I did it with a couple of plastic tubs and a sack of wheat germ from the feed and seed. People would probably eat bugs if they didn't sell them at novelty prices. It was about 9 bucks for my starter of 100 worms, 15 for 50lbs of wheat germ and I was already at max capacity in the first rubbermaid bin in a month. It was fun to toss them a bit of fruit and watch them gobble it up. Slaughter is easy and mess free since all you do is put the worms in the freezer overnight.
Edible insects have no business being that expensive.

>>12975591
>Well did you know turkey has the exact same problem?
The country or the bird?

>>12975757
US is also the head of the NATO.
So there is no need to waste resources into subverting other defenseless countries when you can just destroy the main one and then take the others by military force (which Russia perfectly does, to the neighbouring countries that aren't yet in the NATO).

Why won’t russia take over and save us from jews :(

>>12975820
Because...
>https://sputniknews.com/russia/201907131076237468-fireworks-dedicated-to-75th-anniversary-of-vilnius-liberation-from-nazis-illuminate-moscow-skies/

can someone tell me what's wrong with eating bugs apart from the fact that it hurts your feelings?

>>12974963
The pee tape is real.
http://pisstape.org/

>>12974963
Is it weird that I'm 100% ok with eating bugs as long as they are recognizable bugs like some Asians do, but absolutely refuse to eat them ground up in the form of meat substitutes? It's like with the former I know exactly what I'm getting into.

>>12975853
Asians don’t actually eat that stuff, it’s just for the gringo tourists.

>>12975858
I've seen Thais eat them.

>>12975846
You get food-cucked. Do you really think (food) alphas and bulls will stop eating delicious juicy steaks?
You are saving the world and the climate all so they can reap all the benefits, they get their clean air AND will still get to eat real food.

>>12975863
>apart from the fact that it hurts your feelings?

>>12975868
Is that not wrong? Is society supposed to be a prison?

>>12975846
>actively trying to make the world a worse place
Nonwhite detected!

>>12975851
>being this late to the party
It’s been proven fake many times, retard.

We need to stop eating meat to combat climate change

>>12975912
*commoners need to stop eating meat to combat climate change

>>12975868
So I'm guessing pic related is you.

>>12975853
It makes sense. At least the ones in your picture are honest. Whereas the powers that be are pushing for us to accept mashed up bug paste as a main dietary component while talking away real meat

the people suggesting eating bugs are either ignorant or just dishonest
aside from protein bugs don't have much of anything else going for them. They are nutritionally barren

protein is like the one nutrient people have no issue getting

>>12974963
>mfw collapsing living standards over the next 50 years are masked by astroturfing media to make it seem like eating powdered crickets in a a shared dorm of 600 people you pay $1200 USD a week to live in is COOL
>mfw the people at the top are gonna continue eating blue steak in their private jets

>>12976070
Don’t forget they’re just going to kill us once automation eliminates the worker

>>12974963
>Nosowitz
You’re fucking with me.

>>12975846
Its not kosher

>>12974963
>>12976088
haha what the fuck
https://modernfarmer.com/2019/09/this-trick-might-actually-get-americans-to-eat-bugs/
>the comments

>>12976070
AND fucking 12 year old virgins that just hit puberty

>>12974963
>Nosowitz

>>12976077
>>12976125
this is why s*y fags are so repulsive. Its not that being a big gay manbaby is so bad in itself (it is). But they love nuzzling up to corporate psychopaths like Peter Thiel or Jeff Bezos thanking them for all the cool gadgets they can play with, when those elite guys would drink their fucking blood for fun. Little slip ups in their public image like the Epstein fiasco shows that the morality of the ultra wealthy is a little different to the people they pretend to represent or work for. They're not "just like us", they're not quirky, they're not our friends, they're not even "stupid or "misguided." They're fucking vampires who will shred the whole Earth to make a buck.

>>12976149
Soy isn't filtered here, you fucking invasive /pol/tarded newfag.
Everyone, report this shitty rule breaking thread to help improve this board.

>>12976169
pinky promise ive been around longer than you. This is an obvious b8 thread but its not really off topic. The future of food is fucking bleak

EAT. PLANTS.

>>12976169
>doesn’t know the * meme
The way to get around the filter is soi

>>12975289
>>12975291
baste
>>12975364
i aint reading all that shit but still based

>>12976169
>t. /ck/ gatekeeper
Neck yourself.

>>12974978
>>12975108
>>12975686
No webm, but I've got shitty links.
https://muchozucko.com/3711/That-Moose-Maggot-Video
And here's an extra from the same 'tard, because it's relevant:
https://youtu.be/SfFCH7nVU94
The guy is Borgba on yt.

>Nosowitz

>>12975364
you are right but I grow and hunt all my food and you should too.

>>12974963
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I wonder who could be behind this post???

>>12975364
Go kill yourself you crying faggot. The only reason livestock exist is to be consumed. Also nobody is reading that blogpost you just posted

>>12976120
holy fuck based

>>12974974
Have fun, middle classes and below.

>>12976149
Or like trudeau not knowing black face was racist in 2000

>>12975383
>>12977022
>can't critically think
>can't read
Don't worry, I didn't expect anything more from you.

>>12977000
Based.
>>12976222
baste

>>12977022
Exactly. Keep consuming. Buy, spend, consume. Eternal growth is eternal success.

ed the fuggin buggs

>>12975729
Thats what meatcucks deserve

>>12975875
>Mommy!! Not eating meat makes me wanna kill myself!! Im in a prison if I have to eat other than ribs and wings!!

Grow a pair you fucking manbaby and eat some lentils

>>12974963
fuck you eat my shit OP