/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12975110
I want to fuck that sea creature along with my boys

Nice toy ya got there

Looks like a fleshlight

>>12975118
You want to fuck your boys? You gay

>>12975118
You sound like a true homie, hmu

>>12975110
what brand is this?

>dog fleshlight
Dogs and cats can just be picked up from literally any alley or street corner- you could just fuck a real one for free.
Am I missing something here? I’m not a zoo gag, but if there were feral unloved women all over the fucking place I’d throw one in my car, take it home, fuck it, and then kick it back out into the street.

>>12976177
Dogs have teeth and cats have claws and teeth, sea fleshlights aren’t going to harm you or put up a fight.

>there are people on this planet whose job is to make dog vagina/asshole sex toys for men
>there are people on this planet who buy said sex toys

>>12976221
bruh i got some bad news if you think this is a weird as it gets

>>12975110
Did you really come all the way here from /trash/ just to shitpost?

>>>/trash/25632988

>>12976177
How the fuck do you know that's a dog flashlight

>>12976244
see
>>12975133
what the fuck do you think it is?

>>12976244
From the pixels.
Also- people who know how to communicate effectively on the internet read an entire thread before posting.

>>12976250
Looks alien to me.

>>12976213
>losing fight to a dog
Pathetic.

>>12976257
It takes 3 seconds on Google to find out that that's what dog cooch looks like
>>12976260
Don't rape dogs

>>12976260
Maybe if you're trying to fuck a chihuahua. Try fucking an angry pitbull or akita

>>12975357
Thats because it is

>>12975110
>>12975133
>>>/trash/25632988

>>12976267
If they cant tell you to stop how can it be rape, you don't know that they're not enjoying it, just as you cant know that they are enjoying it. So its 50/50 and im a glass half full kind of guy so im going to assume they enjoy it.

>>12976280
You know, everytime I think I've seen everything this site has to offer, there is an anon that makes me remember the sorry state of humanity.

>>12976267
The only reason I don’t rape dogs is because I don’t find them sexually attractive. If dogs looked like women I’d rape one a day.

>>12976281
They can tell you they don't enjoy it by biting the fuck out of you, scratching, or just generally trying to get away. It's not hard

>>12976177
>feral unloved women all over the fucking place
There are, just find a homeless woman with mental issues.

>>12976294
you're not supposed to rape women either. swede detected

thats a hedgehog you absolute fucking RETORD

>>12976294
Calm down Muhammad

>>12976294
goats look like women? or they deserve to be asked for consent?

>>12976306
Show me a homeless woman retard. Nobody let's that happen

>>12976307
When I empathize with the zoofag or the lolicon or whatever, I imagine being born into a totally different world where the roles are reversed.
So in this world women are these happy go lucky stupid beasts who lie around naked in gated yards, yelling at each other all day. Mexicans breed big beefy dykes who stab each other to death in knife fights. There’s a big thanksgiving show for the prettiest midget girl, the prettiest black girl, the prettiest redhead, etc. and you’ll just be driving around and you’ll see loose women wandering around.
In that situation, where you know they have the lower status, you know you can fuck them and nobody will ever know, you know it doesn’t really matter because it’s some random broad who’ll probably end up as roadkill within the next year - I think you’d fuck it, most men would.
In this respect the zoofag lives a comparatively charmed life.

>>12976312
>RETORD

>>12976306
Homeless women are ugly.
Are stray dogs “uglier” than pet dogs to the zoofag?

You mean cock them?

what does this have to do with food?

"This post is off-topic"

>>12976307
>you're not supposed to rape women either
wrong

>>12976335
I think its sheep that have the vaginas most similar to humans?
also strangely dugongs are right on the money too

>>12976348
Go outside nigga
I live in vista they're fucking everywhere

>>12976177
anon thats rape

>up for almost 12 hours

Mods hit with confusion
It's Super Effective
>>12977694

>>12977706
Well, it IS a mollusk, isn’t it?

>>12977694
Just like my penis

put me in the thread sim

lol mods delete the bagged vodka thread but leave this up. what retards. they even do it for free.

>>12976221
>there are normies browsing 4cancer
this shit site died in 2008

>>12976213
You know tranquilizer darts are thing, right? Dip shit.

>>12977663
>rape
It's a fucking dog.
Like, if I adopted and castrated some street urchin I'd be a monster but it's fine if I do it to a dog.
They don't have agency.

>>12976348
You did since the only woman willing to accept your tiny thing was a lice ridden homeless woman. Yor mum could have told you that.

>>12978205
I knew a certifiably crazy and old homeless lady who walked around a bus stop I used to wait at sometimes and she had two boyfriends, one I never saw but he owned a trailer or something and kept kicking her out and she would go back to the more homeless boyfriend who was like 6’5. Women do not exist in reality.

>>12977727
see a doctor anon. thats a fairly serious medical condition

>>12976281

>implying a dog can't tell you to stop.

>>12976177

Human dicks dont fit right in dog pussy. Generally speaking, unless the dogs had puppies or something, you are going to be hurting the dog.

>>12977663
not if he’s canadian

>>12975110
Did you fucking skin a geoduck you monster?

>>12978241

>implying

Those are memes. Petting a dog with a boner is illegal here.

>>12975110
>>12975118
i agree with this asshole, fuck that thing anon

>its still here

>>12979631

>>12977694
>>12978007
>>12979631
I mean, if you were a mod or jannie, would you want to moderate this board?
I sure as fuck wouldn’t, shits somehow worse than /v/ or /tv/

>>12975110
I think that's a dog pussy

Goodthread

>>12975110
Looks tasty

>>12975110
>>12975133
I'm not even sure what I'm looking at anymore

>>12979848
It’s a sex toy for furfags.

Loking at it makes me wonder though, if it’s for furries, why would theyvmake it with rubber hair and not synthetic fur? Easier clean up I suppose but you think those autists would prefer the fuzz.

>>12980961
Many furries don't actually like hair. They just like smooth blobby cartoon anime "fur".
Uh, speaking for a friend.

>>12979840
>Mobilefag is a redditor
Expected

>>12980970
I've noticed this as well. In pretty much all furry porn the character's body is completely smooth, except for a few rough patches around the elbows or whatnot to imply hair. I mean think about how gross actual fur is, think about how nasty a titty covered in fur actually is. This is why I wanna fuck a dolphin, nice smooth skin everywhere.

>a day later this shit is still up
I guess we should start dumping porn then?

>>12975110
>>12975133
Not gonna lie bros, I would.

i hope anyone who purchased this is put on a watchlist

>>12981027
said the guy on 4chan

>>12976280
Why the fuck is there even a general for dog puss?

>>12981047
Don't be stupid anon. It's not JUST dog puss.

>>12981047
shhh, don't tell him about the (female only) horse penis general

WHY this thread still up??

>>12978087
i wish you died in 2008

>>12981047
that thread isnt even the worst /trash/ has to offer

>>12981334
Based and redpilled anon. Dont tell me about the dark side of /trash/ pls. Save your edges to the hard core anons on /b/ this is a blue board i dont even

dude weird, look what I found

>>12981418
Bru..

>>12979029

>>12981500
This

I found this growing next to the stream by my house, do you think its edible?

>>12981656
Its red and prickly that's a no go chief. If you see a green or brown looking one it's probably safe

What recipe is this

>>12975110
Okay, I am one hundred percent certain that is a female dog's pussy and asshole.

It took me until the very end of this thread to realize it wasn't a real sea animal

>>12976177
not everyone lives in a third world country anon

>this thread still up
>EAT BUGS pruned almost immediately
no hotpocket for you today jannie

>>12976350
>who lie around naked in gated yards
>lolicons
What fucking location are you in where there are just naked kids rolling around outside in plain view?

>>12982199
this thread is 36 hours old now

>>12979650
No way is /ck/ worse than either of those two. /tv/ is especially hellish.

i keep finding these nuts (pic related) in my backyard, are they safe to eat?

>>12981418
Should these eggs be fried or poached, /ck/?

>>12982264
Well the lolicon version is one where women are unfuckably haggard after 16, but they live normal happy healthy lives while looking like repulsive grandmas.
Pedos still fucking ruin human lives and I can't condone their actions, but I understand that they're in a bit of a pickle.
Basically, when I empathize with weird perverts I imagine a world where the thing they want to fuck is a sexy woman. Like fags live in a world where you can have sex with basically any woman who seems like she fucks dudes with no questions asked, no expectations at all- suddenly fucking until you die of AIDs makes a little more sense. Footfags live in a world where like, having a giant lingerie collection is a classic joke about women and broads walk around with just 5-6 straps covering their naked bodes.

>This thread has been up for 3 DAYS

>>12979029
Jesus Christ

>>12979029
imagine that mango was ur dick

>>12983236
I'd rather stick my dick a weird mollusk.

>>12975110
Put your dick in it.

>>12981004
Go home jotaro

>>12975110
You should fuck it.

>>12975110

>>12983620

>>12983624

>>12983616
Shake that tail thang.

I read somewhere that you guys intentionally leave threads like this up to spite us, why do you hate us so?

>>12983665
My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

>>12983624
>>12983632
>>12983620

>>12975110
Horse pussy.

I'll always remember this

>>12981299
me too

>thread's still up
>janny has deleted some posts inside the thread
>there's leebait in it now too

>>12985125
I've been worried about the future of 4chan since mods on other boards are pretty awful these days. I'm really glad to see /ck/ mods are still based.

>>12984028
That's a dog, you pleb

Based mods leaving this thread up

>>12981865
...how do you know...?

>>12981047
/trash/ is where all the stuff that was too weird (or too furry) for /d/ was banished. It's also where bad threads go to die and I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been thrown onto the board yet.

Honestly it's probably not the weirdest thing on the board. There's a general for dolls as well.

It's also the only place for captions now that 9 - 1 chan is defunct.

I feel like I'm a hypocrite if I say it but fuck it

>Dog dildos are okay but dog fleshlights are fucking wrong

>>12986509
nah dey aight

>>12986509
>Dog dildos
those look like they'd really hurt up the butt

i dont get the draw

>>12979029
Damn that monkey sure likes bananas

>>12975110
dude you can fuck it.

>>12986509
as long as you aren't actually fucking a dog why would either be wrong
theyre both equally as degenerate though

>>12975133
OP BTFO

We deserve this.

>>12986509
Why do you believe this?

>>12987070
it's a gay opinion, so I'm going to guess he's gay.

>>12987080
It's also a woman opinion. And either way, I'm curious what the logical thought process is.

>>12987070
Just the way that thing looks. I feel like there's some wiggle room when it comes to dog dicks but it looks like someone made that thing to be the most lifelike dog pussy ever, you get the uncanny valley of sex toys
...I'm also pretty gay

>>12987070
Not him, but I can see where it stems from.
A male dog fucks you because he wants to. A girldog gets fucked by you because it's what YOU want. The dynamic is totally different.

>>12987305
What if shes in heat? (like the size of that pussy implies)

>>12987305
Not if you're not a retard and actually learn how animals communicate.

>>12987305
its a dildo anon
it doesn't want anything

>>12976269
>not being able to woo a pitbull or akita into submission
fucking casual

bump

>>12977694

Its still here... fuck.

>>12984000
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough (ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
https://derpibooru.org/1058961

>>12987991
Well if it's high quality silicone, theoretically, you can cook with it.

>>12988013
Can I brew tea in my dolphin fleshlight?
Asking for my sister.

>>12988037
Yes, it will actually clean it at the same time thanks to the boiling water

>>12988037
Does your sister have a penis or does she just mash the fleshlight on her vagoo? Asking for my dog.

This thread made me apply for a janitor position after 12 years of browsing this site.

>>12988104
I'm guessing she uses them as weaponry.

>>12988128
A fleshlight as a weapon seems much worse than a dildo. A large dildo has the heft and shape of a club, while a fleshlight is more compact.

>>12988114
Maybe that was the long con.

>>12988005
fucking finally i was worried lee

>>12988005
>Thread about a dog shaped flesh
>featuring tony the tiger porn and niggers who're talking about raping dogs
>this fucking lad decides to bring up a pony crop as the shit to get upset about

And yes, I fucking googled mlp memes for this image and I'm fucking daring the mods to do their fucking jobs and end this /trash/ fire of a thread

>>12988188
Hang yourself shill

>>12988193
You fucking first

>>12988201
I'm not the one shilling, faggot

>>12988205
You're not and either am I. I'm crashing this thread

>>12988209
Please just fucking die

>>12988222
If you're truly upset then you know what must be done. Do it! Do it now you fucking faggot! Report me and lets if now there's any hope left in chan

>>12988245
I really can't wait for when you rot in a grave

>>12988257
Same senpai, same

>>12988263
But you even more. Like I literally wish I could make you decompose while you're still living at this very moment.

>>12988037
The dye is the only concern. I have a spatula good to 500F, not even shitting you. A severe concern would be the tea dying the silicone which happens with food utensils, but is easily fixed by bleach which in small amounts does not seem to affect the silicone but will turn it perfectly white again.

For anyone that owns silicone kitchen tools, bleach is a great tool.

>>12988275
Honestly I can't think of a new keyword to add to "mlp memes" to fuck with you with. I know I could post anything and make you reply but I generally want to keep with a theme based off what I was saying. So You Win, you defended the dog fleshlight thread on /ck/

https://youtu.be/3NuFVQk_CCs

>>12988037
imagine the smell

>>12985125
Lee bait is honestly the most stale bait.
But he still bites.

I am apologize

>>12988790
gross dick homo

>>12988790
my recipe calls for one large sausage, not a small

>>12988790
are you uncut?

How is this thread still up holy shit

>>12975110
looks like a sea cucoomber

>>12988790
Vacuum your god damned floor you degenerate smelly sack of shit.

>>12989000
Janny's account was compromised.
That's what happens when you trust fucking discord.

>>12979631
How long until we get this a sticky?

>>12975110
Lol the desert in the backround is the best touch

>>12989226
It's a rare desert mollusk.

>>12975110
>janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks
>make sure to check your spam box!
And yet we still don't have a single janny who even spends time on this board. The only one who even deletes off topic threads is the mod who comes through first thing in the morning.

>>12988790

>>12977694
>come to /ck/ for quality content
>this shitpost is still up
Anon I feel your pain

>>12978228
>Human dicks dont fit right in dog pussy.
This meme again

>>12989573
Dogfuckers deserve the rope.

>>12989433
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
https://derpibooru.org/1180710

Someone should do Lee Goldson a favour and blow his fucking brains out already.

>>12982541
I like you anon, you've got empathy and wisdom.

>>12976306
>>12977646

Where? I'm getting desperate as fuck

>>12975133
Isn't it a dragon dildo equivalent?

This thread was moved to >>>/trash/25702546