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12973631 No.12973631 [Reply] [Original]

Dear /ck/ how do I make delicious pickles? Not sweet, I liked pic related.

Full disclosure: the last time I was really hung over I drank some pickle juice and it was the best thing ever, so I actually want good juice out of them more than anything because I drink a lot.

>> No.12973637 [DELETED] 

>>12973631
I'm gay, btw, if that matters.

>> No.12973671

>>12973637
You can try slavic sun pickles. Making it weak sour with vinegar and giving it some sugar. Fermenting inside the sun until its getting cloudy

>> No.12973673

>>12973637
it does actually, too much pickle juice and you'll get briney diahhrea shits, leading to you probably squirting icky pickle shits onto your boyfriend when he pulls out from aggressively pounding your ass.

as for the pickles idk, use dill or something

>> No.12973869

>>12973671
OP here, not a fag. People projecting that you have to be gay to drink pickle juice are just too weak for the godly nectar. If you've never been properly hung over (sweats, shakes, severe dehydration) you don't know how much electrolytes help.

I don't think your recipe would work because vinegar would make the brine worse to drink and why would I add sugar if I said I don't like sweet pickles?

>>12973637
We can't have a discussion about penis shaped foods without big gay huh?

>> No.12973948
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>>12973869
Im sorry. First I readed "Im gay" and stopped after the first sentence.
You´re right, god hates gays and vinegar is bad to drink. I bought sweet pickles from vatnic market and making a similar kind but its mostly kind of sour.
I can take a image from the sweet vatnic ingredient list if you want