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looks decent
inb4 some retard texcuck comes into the thread and complains about there being beans in it.

>beans
>chili

here we go again

chili without beans is just sloppy joe filling

>>12972051
Grey meat, bleh

>>12972051
That chili has beans in it.......just like God intended!

>>12972150
How do I make it less grey. It is slightly less grey in person than it is in the picture.

>>12972164
AMEN!!!!!

>>12972165
Make the meat into patties, either grill them or sear them in a hot pan. If using a pan be sure to drain the grease between patties, the moisture is preventing the meat from browning.

Thinking about them beans....

Yall put black beans in your chili's or just red kidney?

>>12972264
I put pinto

>>12972264
Red, kidney, pinto. Any, some, or all of the above. My big thing is both ground beef for a thick chili, and stew beef for big chunks of beef to chew on.

Beyond that, my chili needs fresh jalapenos and habaneros at a minimum. Seranos if I'm feeling froggy.

The only liquids allowed in chili are beer, tomato juice, and beef stock, period.

Finally, I like to throw in corn just for some more fiber, texture, and color in the chili. Suck my dick, Texas faggots. Your chili is boring-ass, homogenous bullshit, no variety in the flavors or textures. "Chili cook-offs" breed nothing but wanna-be's and a single variety set in stone.

Texas, your chili sucks. And you know absolutely jack shit about barbecuing pork, for that matter. Literally every other Southern state is better at barbecue pork than you.

>>12972264
I sometimes mix red with black if I make a big pot of Chili. One time we went absolutely crazy and made an ungodly amount of Chili with 3 different beans in it. (White,Red,Black)

>>12972051
>beans

>>12972051
I see you didn't fill it to the fucking brim this time

>>12972051
Based

>>12972165
High heat, make sure there's a thin coat of vegetable oil on the whole bottom of the pan. Hot pan, hot oil means the water in the meat evaporates rapidly and develops a sear instead of just steaming in it's own juice. The anon that mentioned working in batches and making patties or clusters, not a bad idea. Personally I'll take the slab of ground beef and sear it on one side really well, then flip it and do the other side before breaking it all up.

>>12972051
Don't forget some chile peppers and masa harina, and don't forget to do the masa harina as a slurry.

>>12972149
Nah, more like burrito or enchilada filling. When I make chilli I use ground beef and beans but for my burritos I make the tex-assfag style chilli with chunks of beef braised in a dried mexican pepper sauce and shredded. Both have their place, and they need to stay in it. A bowl of chilli should be slightly soupy with ground beef and beans.

>>12972478
Gotcha. I did but took the picture before it was totally full.
>>12972514
Will keep in mind next time. What about the grease though? Won't it just be sitting in it?
>>12972552
Based

>>12972552
You come across as professional taco bell hell as in intro to conversational advertising.
I'd throw that in someone elses shitter, I wouldn't want clog up my own.

test.

>>12972051
>beans
Enough already. Fuck off with your shit b8.

>>12972290
What you describe is sloppy Joe, or at best beef stew

>>12972051
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

>>12972584
>he dosent eat beans in chili

>>12972584
It's funny how pathetic you are

>>12973243
You're the one who spends all his time pretending to like something nobody would ever sincerely like just to annoy people.

>>12973255
Open your tastebuds and actually think for a change. Try foods with beans if you hate beans.

I prefer all beans no meat

>>12972264
I use kidney, pinto and black. Pinto gives it overall thickness, kidney absorbs flavors really well and the black beans add an extra texture.

>>12973278
I would unironically eat this over chili with just ground meat and chilis.

Also, i'm feeling generous. My secrets are chipotles and andouille sausage.

Jack has a new chili recipe

I was gunna make a thread about slow cookers but I think this thread will do. Growing up my parents only used slow cookers for chili and stews. Is it a meme way of cooking?

I'm renovating a house right now and the wife cooks almost all of the dinners for her kids in a slow cooker and jesus christ it always smells fantastic. She makes so many different things in it that didnt even know was possible to make in a slow cooker. Is it any worse than cooking by other methods?

>>12972264
Usually kidney unless I dont have any but have others.

>>12973255
What? I've never had chili that didnt have beans in it

what's the deal with "chili" that has like a tablespoon of chili powder and maybe a jalapeno or two for an entire pot worth? if you don't have at least this many peppers in your chili you're doing it wrong.

>>12973387
slow cookers are memes for lazy cunts. they're supposed to let you cook your dinner while you're at work, but you still have to do all the prep. who wants to get up at 5am so you can chop all your vegetables and brown your meat? the only use you can get out of them are for low effort recipes of just throwing in a piece of meat with a bag of frozen vegetables and a can of soup.

>>12973431
>Vegetables, piece of meat and can of soup

That's basically what she puts in there but it smells fucking great. She makes the kids breakfast on the stove every morning and packs them lunches then loads up the slow cooker and leaves for work

>>12973387
That's an upside of slow cookers. They make it smell great all day.

So to the anti-bean chili people out there, do you just eat a bowl of beanless chili? That seems like shit.

>>12973727
But the taste, anon? Does it taste at least close to how it would if you cooked it by other methods?

>>12973752
It's not even chili if you dont have beans. Its meat sauce for spaghetti

>>12973784
What's it like thinking the filler-ingredient slop your mom makes you is high-quality cuisine?

>>12973814
>chili
>high quality cuisine
>on a board that half of the threads are about fast food

I just wanna eat a huge fucking bowl of chili while watching a football game you fucking yuppie

>>12973847
Then just get a fucking can, you slob.

>>12973781
Yes it's the same

This is what perfect chili looks like

ITT: Texas fags larping as screaming italian nonas. Weird af!

>>12972051
>it's another beans don't belong in chili thread
I hate you retards

>>12972051
They had a chili cooking contest where I work and I googled award winning chili recipe and literally won an award with it.

>>12974160
What kind of shit office do you work at where you're expected to deal with that? At every place I've worked for, you go in, do stuff, and leave. Nobody in their right mind wants to stick around, that's because we have our own lives to lead.

>>12974160
Madness, Madness
I call it gladness

>>12974172
I work at Jack in the Box as a butger craftsman btw if that matters

>>12974348
Everything matters, that's the cool part of life, but then I don't need to tell you that.
We all know it inside.

The chili was good just so you all know

>>12973784
>confirmed has never made chili in his life
Real chili has nothing in common with pasta sauce

>>12976582
The greeseball italians call it sauce or something.
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