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12972549 No.12972549 [Reply] [Original]

Why does no one like me?

>> No.12972576

>>12972549
>>>/adv/

>> No.12972676
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12972676

>>12972549
I do, but only 1-2 times a year since it's just a glob of nugat with cheap weird soft peanuts. the real question is why does no one like ME?

>> No.12972685

>>12972549
Because a candy bar needs chocolate. You may not kike it but this is the truth.

>> No.12972697

>>12972676
I like Zero

>> No.12972719

>>12972676
Zero is my hero!

>> No.12972728
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>>12972676
Zero fucking sucks asshole, tastes like a shitty trader Joe's protein bar but instead of making gains it makes you a fat bitch

Pic related is a mistreated candy

>> No.12973080

>>12972549
fuck off that's one of my favorites

>> No.12973233
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>>12972549
best vending machine snack, coming through

>> No.12973248
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12973248

BEST ONE COMIN' THROUGH

>>12973233
honorable mention

>> No.12973325

>>12972676
Zero bars are my shit.

>>12972728
Acquire taste

>> No.12973346

>>12972576
I'm wondering if this is a misunderstanding or a roast. If the latter based and fpbp.

>> No.12973370

>>12972549
But I do senpai. Only candybar i'll eat more than once every five years.

>> No.12973407

>>12972549
I like you. Baberuth is good too.

>> No.12973413

>>12973233
Sounds delicious, but also like a great way to get cavities.

>> No.12973419

>>12973248
based and redpilled. i dont know if they even make these candies anymore

>> No.12973426

Because you're too sweet and you cut up the roof of my mouth, bro. My jaw needs to rest after eating one of you.

>> No.12974012

>>12972728
goddamn those are garbage

>> No.12974021
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>>12973407
Sloth luv Baaybee Rutgth Rtuth Ruth. Baybee Rugth.

>> No.12975052

>>12972728
literally just chocolate chips with sprinkles, grow the fuck up

>> No.12975059

>>12972549
I saw an old woman buy like 10 of those things just today

>> No.12975067

>>12975059
It's because this thread reminded me of them and I got a craving.

>> No.12976873
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12976873

but you're one of the best candy bars. tied with Heath I dare say.

>> No.12976987

Boomer candy. Tastes good with a cold coke tho

>> No.12977184

harold lauder

>> No.12977208

>>12976873
Dont like health bars

>> No.12977215

>>12976873
crushed heath bars on top of vanilla ice cream is the best

>> No.12977258
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12977258

I'm a simple man

>> No.12977266

>>12977215
Heath Blizzards from DQ are a guilty pleasure of mine.

>> No.12977275

>>12976873

heaths is ok but youre overrating them

>> No.12977288

>>12972549
>Payday
Best combo of healthy and tasty

>>12976873
>Heath
Patrician

>> No.12977465

>>12972549
>Why does no one like me?

unnecessary reminder that i'm paid in peanuts

>> No.12978981

>>12972728
bad bait

>> No.12979010
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>>12972549
PD mean fags in french... You can reverse it also, DP', pronounced like Johnny Depp (who look like a fag).
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A9d%C3%A9

>> No.12979072
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12979072

>>12972549

I like 'em well enough. Pretty filling though.

Any Big Turk fans about?

>> No.12979084

>>12973325
Zero is a literal who, try to have some standards

>>12974012
You probably eat raisinets you big gaper

>>12975052
>literally just chocolate chips with sprinkles, grow the fuck up
Can you not enjoy simplicity? Theyre delicious and you can add them to anything. You sound like a zoomer fuckin dubstep listening jenkem huffer

>>12978981
Fuck you pussy

>>12977288
>it's healthy cause it has peanuts
Boogie pls go

>> No.12979089

>>12972676
I dont know what it is, but if i saw it in the store I'd assume from the title that it was some weird 0-calorie snack

>> No.12979092

>>12976873
Muh dick

>> No.12979102

>>12972685
With white chocolate you can easily tell if your roommate sodomized themselves with your bar while you were gone. Enjoy your shit covered chocolate you zero unbeliever.

>> No.12979104

>>12972676
Simple. Their branding sucks fucking donkey dick.

>> No.12979110

>>12979104
>Their branding sucks
You spelled taste wrong

>> No.12979112
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12979112

OUTTA MY WAY CANDY FUCKING SHITS

>> No.12979120

>>12979110
Come on, do you really think I’ve ever eaten one of those things?

>> No.12979213
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12979213

With a cold glass of milk there’s nothing better

>> No.12979228

>>12972676
I think its packaging scares people away and is misleading. Silver? Blue and white? I always thought it was something minty before I tried it.

>> No.12979248

>>12972549
You ARE my favorite candy bar ya retard!!

>> No.12979266
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12979266

luv muh guns
luv muh freedoms
luv muh beer
luve muh reese's
simple as brother

>> No.12979339

>>12979228
It's like a white chocolate snickers bar without the nuts

>> No.12980802

No one in this thread is physically capable of running a mile. Bad news bears.

>> No.12980813

>>12976873
skor >

>> No.12980834

>>12979072
Boomer, you and your fake turkish delight can get off the computer.

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12980955

>>12972549
because I exist as the superior peanut bar

>> No.12981035
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12981035

>>12980955
>NUT ROLL
is that interchangeable with white ropes

>> No.12981171

>>12981035
shoo shoo coomer zoomer

>> No.12982018

>>12972576
Was that a bad joke or are you actually retarded?

>> No.12982029

>>12979213
Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger

>> No.12982035

>>12980955
I've got a salted nut for you right here.

>> No.12982038

>>12982029
What if I finger your butt with my finger?

>> No.12982985

I've bought more pay days than any other candy bar in recent years, fucking casuals