/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Enjoy your stress hormones

>>12970049
Enjoy your chemical dependency.

>>12970046
>>12970055

Thanks for reminding me to make my cold brew for tomorrow anon

>bitter
>acidic
>gives you anxiety
>makes your breath smell like shit
>gurr me pretend to enjoy

>>12970145
It's an aquired taste but you can learn to love it. Like BBC

I stopped drinking coffee after I found out that it can dramatically raise your blood pressure. Also, green tea tastes better.

>>12970046
The only way to make coffee taste good is to add a good amount of sugar and half and half.

>>12970186
For me, it's just a cheeky splash of milk

>>12970046
That's what I used to say when I was a teenager before I discovered half and half.

>>12970046
I used to hate black coffee but then I realized I just hate shitty coffee and that's all my poorfag parents would buy. Had some decent freshly ground shit and decided it's pretty good

>>12970046
Somebody has never had good coffee

>>12970200
>>12970458
very hip, bros

>>12970259
Yes you are a normal person and not a close minded ignorant retard

>>12970145
>>bitter
>>acidic
neither of those things are inherently bad.
>>gives you anxiety
that's more due to how you handle the effect of coffee rather than the coffee itself
>>makes your breath smell like shit
just brush your teeth after having a cup lol

>>12970523
>just brush your teeth after having a cup
brushing the tongue would be more effective, as that is where most mouth odor comes from

I always get reminded of that Rockos Modern Life episode where they drink mud because it's "hip" and everyone hates it

>>12970531
true, but i think when most people brush their teeth they include brushing the tongue

>>12970131
shut up stressed retard

>>12970151
bitter acidic shit isn't an acquired taste its an addiction.

OP is a literal nigger

>>12970458
>move to Africa and grow your own beans just so that they dont taste like shit
im good ill just stick to water

>>12970577
cringed retard

>>12970546
pretty sure americans dont brush their tongues

>>12970046
Your shit tastes like coffee? Interesting. You wanna live with me, all expenses paid?

>>12970145
The bitterness and the breath ain't bad though

>>12970145
>a drink people have been drinking longer than some civilizations have existed
>pretending
Okay dumbass. Go add more sugar and cream to your soda.

who else /2minute 30 second french press/ here?
i like my C A W F E E smooth

>>12970046
>looks down at coffee
I disagree
>looks further down at lack of pants
but you can fuck me if you want

This thread makes me frustrated

>>12970576
This

>>12970904
4min here boi

>>12970904
I guess I take mine with a slight side of masochism. 5-7 mins here.

>>12970049
do you enjoy staring at the sun, by any chance?

>>12971048
I assume light roast ?
or that'd be gross

>>12970904
4+stir+10min here. same way you do cupping.
it does not get bitter, it's usually quite sweet actually.

>>12971084
this is a patrician technique

but no fucking way I'm waiting that long for coffee

>>12970046
based

>>12971078
fairly dark, usually something South American (nutty, chocolatey). Ground on the coarser side of a press-grind to offset the longer extraction time.

>>12971088
mmmm
I guess, I like my coffee really balanced so I just stick with a medium / light medium with a coarse - ish grind for 4minutes
Though I'd prefer longer brew time over shorter since I don't like acidic coffee

>>12970046
Coffee is good for your liver desu

>>12970046
>Coffee tastes like shit. Fuck coffee and fuck coffee enthusiasts.
Total support. Fuck coffee drinkers.

>>12971098
Most, if not all of the people I've fucked have been coffee drinkers. I support this message.

>>12970186
Speak for yourself. I love black coffee.

>>12970573
t. child-palated subhuman
>>12970577

>>12971051
Im not ray peat

How can one beverage make child-palated faggots so incredibly mad?

>>12970904
>more of a moka pot man myself

itt
seething coffeefags, keep drinking your niggersweat

>>12971187
See >>12970963 and cry more, you little fag.

>>12970046
Based. Fuck coffee and anyone who drinks it or likes it.

Got this buddy of mine, who wont drink coffee, unless it's a decently made espresso.
Will literally tolerate withdrawals and get super antsy and aggressive, rather than just drinking a normal cup of coffee.
Pretentious douchebag, seriously.

>>12971322
Makes no sense, otherwise he would've gotten over his addiction by now

Coffee appreciation threads need to be banned as well, they're just blatant shilling like the sipthreads

>>12971323
No, because when he finally does get his crappy espresso, he makes a big deal out of how tasty it is and drinks it every chance he gets.
He does drink a lot of coffee, just refuses anything that is "not up to his standards".

>>12971314
>>12971323
rent free

>>12970046
OP likes to waffle stomp

Thanks for this thread. I'm going to have some black coffee and ginger nut biscuits.

>>12970963
They really don't, it's weird. They'll have energy drinks sometimes but they generally prefer to burn and inhale their stimulants.

Now if you do find a black who drinks coffee, that's an excellent sign that he's One of the Good Ones.

>>12970182
sencha is life

>>12971078
Doesn't matter really. It pretty well stops -well, slows down so much that it may as well have stopped - extracting around 3 minutes anyway.

>>12971092
>>12971088

Stop grinding coarse for french press. You should be grinding a bit finer than you would for a v60, somewhere around table salt.

>>12972431
At least post your rationale, dumbass.

>>12970046
Its an acquired taste
Also The stress, tiredness from lack of it is completely overblown

>>12972034
[In my most commanding James Earl Tshchalla!x voice] "I will have the smallest cup of your darkest blend, as to reflect my own humble assets." [wait for fear to turn to laughter] "No, but really, 10oz or so of something that makes me look pale. Do you have a Neapolitan roast happening?"

>>12972431
depends on the grate on the press, but a salt-grain/pourover grind would slip through most, and I like the oilslick on my coffee, which does take time above 80F to pull from the grinds, no matter how fine. If I were drinking finely ground french roast in my press, I'd either have to go with a very short brew (maybe 90s) with a very careful pour, or I might as well be making turkish coffee with spent espresso.

>>12970747
i'm american and i do. a lot of toothbrushes even have a dedicated tongue scraper on the back of the head.

>>12972525
the Orabrush is god-tier.. have had mine for years