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12963236 No.12963236 [Reply] [Original]

bon appetite, /ck/.

>> No.12963306

might want to close the window mate some leaves blew in onto your tomato sauce cracker

>> No.12963313

>>12963236
really does look like shit

>> No.12963316

You really went through all that effort just to make a troll thread on /ck/? Why bro?

>> No.12963354

>>12963236
Is that a fucking glob of ketchup in the lower right?

>> No.12963461
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>>12963236
Would eat. 7/10 at least. Looks a lot better than certain non-italian styles that literally have a layer of grease on top of them.

>> No.12963465

>>12963236
My shit I am taking as I type this looks nicer. I'm going to take a picture of it and post it here

>> No.12963471

>>12963354
a-are you serious? It's clearly a cherry tomato

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>>12963461
mm yeehaw now that's a pie i could get behind! nothin no better in the world american cago za and new york is the best!

>> No.12963507
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>>12963236
Sacre bleu! That pizza looks magnifique! The texture, crust and strong bull semen globs from African men make this pizza the pièce de résistance! I'm going to buy a pizza like this tonight with my boyfriend Tyrone!

>> No.12963524

>>12963461
You're supposed to dab the grease off with a paper towel.

>> No.12963566

>>12963489
Seething Luigi detected

>> No.12963577

Italian pizza is overrated

New England has the world's best pizza(and beer).

>> No.12963589

>>12963507
What an american post

>> No.12963707

>>12963577
hello fellow nutmeggar

>> No.12963807

>>12963236
looks pretty good (assuming the sauce actually tastes good)

>> No.12963862

>>12963577
lol what's your go to pizza joint around here?

>> No.12963875

>Uncooked baby tomatoes

Why

>> No.12963920
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>>12963471
Oh good, so now it's slightly redeeming slop. "Durr enjoy my tomato paste on cracker with uncooked herb and soggy tomate. If you're really lucky you'll get a slice with a bland disk of rubber on it!"

>> No.12963989

>>12963920
Serious question: is there something wrong with your brain?

>> No.12964003

>>12963920
>get a slice
>a slice

>> No.12964014

>>12963989
Yes, I don't like the bland taste of sweaty italian asshole. Sorry you've been deluded.

>>12964003
>80% chance you get a slice with a tiny corner of basil and barely any cheese
>I'm totally satisfied with this pizza experience
Who you trying to fool, bro?

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>>12963507
>with "my boyfriend"
>not with "my wife's boyfriend"
We make fun of cuckolds NOT gays.

>> No.12964030

>>12963236
WTF? there's a bunch of leaves in your bread, did you make it under a tree?

>> No.12964060

>>12963236
Good job on the crust, anon. But if you're gonna do the traditional use proper tomatos instead of cherry tomatos- and dont use the tiny little "balls" of mozzarella, get the tube and slice it yourself.

>> No.12964119

>>12963236
>putting whole jalapenos on pizza

are you insane?

>> No.12964254

>>12963236
Your mom has an appetite for "bones" if you know what I mean.

>> No.12964271

>>12963461
i dont understand why tf new yorkers and italians are assholes about dabbing grease off their pizza, to the point that they fucking kick people out of their restuarants for it. Its not my fault you made a shite pizza with so much fucking grease that my hands feel gross, asshole, im making my eating experience better

>> No.12964287

Thats not cheese, those are fucking eggs

>> No.12966035

>>12964023
>we
ill humor you anon, "we" make fun of everyone.
lurk more newfren

>> No.12966080

>>12964023
my husband's boyfriend

>> No.12966183

>>12964023
Seethe homo

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>>12963236
ok