/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12958768
>drinking
Enjoy your liver failure loser

>>12958768
>shitty vodka tastes like shit why does it taste like shit?

>>12958768
>Smirnoff
At least get Tito's
Even Popov is better

>>12958768
>drinking vodka straight
Why would anyone do this? It's just for mixing.

mix it with proper iced tea

>>12958783
to get in touch with your subhuman slav heritage

>>12958783
It's clean, crisp, and sweet without being cloying. A delicious adjunct to a light meal of caviar or oysters. Really a wonderful experience all round.

>>12958768
Smirnoff tastes like shit I feel like there is no way its triple distilled.

ah smirnoff, the favourite of alcoholics

i dont miss you, old friend.

>>12959058
It tastes like nothing. It exists only to make mixed drinks alcoholic

>>12958768
>Smirnoff
>taste
shitty bait is shitty bait

>>12959066
I don't know why a person who lacks functional taste receptors would be spending time on a food and cooking board. Seems pointless.

>>12958768
when i worked nights i'd hit the walgreens on the walk home before they stopped selling booze at 3am and buy one of those bottles of smirnoffs you're holding and some cranberry juice, and poured them over a mountain of ice. you could also pair bailey's and kahlua with your smirnoff but i usually go with ketel one if i'm making white russians

>>12958783
I used to to Stoli straight. But I'd have to cue up the Soviet Anthem first.

>Paying over $10 for a handle of vodka

>>12958768
poor bait

>>12959058
It is not slightly sweet fuck off

>>12959730
What vodka do you like Less Than $10 per Handle anon?

>>12959949
Crown Russe.

>>12958768

Most meme vodkas are sourced from the same ethanol producers. The whole point of vodka is its a neutral spirit. Try Luksusowa for a legit smooth, budget vodka that goes well with everything including more vodka.

>>12958783
to get drunk extremely fast

>not titos
>not stoli
>not greygoose

You fucked up

>>12960173
>not the vodka tampon

>>12959840
Of course it is. Pure alcohol tastes sweet.

>>12960201
>not kirkland

Ftfy

>>12960798

>cuckland

ftfy

>>12960201
>greygoose

brainlet detected kys

>>12958768
>drinking alcohol for the taste

Youll grow up one day

>>12961043
but I wanna grow up NOW!

>>12958783
i put ice in it, fuck you.

>>12958768
>vodka
there's your problem

>>12958768
yeh, vodka is kind of shite
especially that mid-shelf commercial garbage
you're looking for a vodka made form potatoes - go try a small 200mL bottle of Tito's next time and try not to shit on ALL liquor....

>>12958768
Literally nobody here posts Smirnoff.

>>12958768
Perkeles in your path.

You need to drink enough to burn off the sensitivity in your mouth and then you can enjoy it.

>>12958768
Wtf is wrong with yer thumb?

>>12958768
Yes potato water turns magically delicious cause you distill it.

>>12958768

here's the one
cheap, burns clean, no hangover
repeat

bait

>>12958772
>gay
Enjoy your AIDS faggot

>>12959066
good vodka is like drinking water when you are really thirsty, it doesn't really have any taste but still somehow tastes great

>>12959840
it is, just not the kind of sweet you're used to

>>12959058
You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. I tip my hat to your eloquently refined taste palette

>>12961925
I second this notion.

>>12961925
>no hangover
not the way i used it

>>12958768
I grew out of Smirnoff when I was 15

Svedka is breddy gud

i used to drink a mickey of it straight all the time and fairly quickly, would get buckled real fast, then one day my friend said you don't look like you enjoy yourself when you drink and that day for first time in my life went in fugue state rage mode, haven't drank it since, I miss it, wasn't the vodkas fault

>>12959093
Jusy like a woman on /pol/ who doesn't believe women should vote, therefore doesn't vote.

>>12963918
Political action isn't limited to the ballot box

Good cheap vodka reporting in

>>12963521
>You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
Anyone who says this in 2019 is unironically confirmed for being uneducated cringe-material for attempting to sound intelligent.
>I tip my hat to your eloquently refined taste palette.
The hat tipping however leads me to believe you may be shitposting behind several layers of ironic autism.

Regardless, this post is full of autism and pseudo-intelligence.

>>12963958
I used to drink this all the time when I was a near-daily drunk. I fucking hate it so god damn much.

Gets the job done real good though.

>>12963714
Coincidentally, that’s when I stopped fucking ur mum

>>12958782
yeah, i'll drink titos straight, but smirnoff level needs a chaser, or mixed with something.

>>12963950
For me it is.

>>12963985
That post is obviously satirical as it is replying to an even more reddit fedora post

I drink straight vodka everyone once in a while. I always pick up some pickled vegetables to go with it.

>>12964081
He was obviously pretending to be upset at the obviously satirical response to the obviously ironic fedora post.

>>12961614
this and svedka.

>>12964181
And he was obviously pretending to explain the comedy behind the obviously satirical response to the obviously ironic fedora post.

God, fucking newfags.

>>12960201
>brainletwojack.jpg

who /Taaka chased with mouthwash/ here

>>12964647
If you’ve actually drank mouthwash, I feel sincerely sorry for what your life must be like. I wish you could’ve had some better RNG, you poor bastard.

>>12959058
This. Well put

>>12964656
I solely use it as a chaser (and don't swallow it unless I'm absolutely wasted), it's actually amazing how well it gets the rocket fuel taste out of your airway.
Weird part is I'm not a serious alkie, just a massive scrimper when it comes to money. Why buy "medium shelf" when a $7 liter does the job?

>>12964704
The idea that you’re putting mouthwash into your mouth while drinking rocket-fuel-tier vodka is somewhat provocative when paired with the phrase “weird part is I’m not a serious alkie”.

Especially when you say a $7 liter “does the job” and you’re not even intelligent enough to just mix the damn vodka with some kool-aid at least.

>>12964723
I know it sounds weird, but I'm just poor as shit.
I can freely admit when I'm addicted to something (I was addicted to weed and ceased its consumption), but I rarely actually get wasted- mostly it's a light buzz after work or a moderate sesh with some vidya on days off.
If I was going through bottles per week I'd see a problem.

>>12960442
A true connoisseur.

>>12958768
straight vodka tastes like ethanol... might as well be kerosene. It's meant to be mixed, or at least served cold with some citrus. Neat vodka is for masochists.

The only way to drink vodka is take shots and chase with beer.

>>12959061
Vodka in the morning is a terrible idea. great fun, but impossible to not get extremely drunk, so you're immediately in bed again. buying like 20 litres and just drinking, passing out, immediately drinking, passing out etc until it's gone, that's quite fun in a legitimately dangerous and carpet ruining kind of way.

>>12964761

Dude, I make vodka, it IS ethanol, and ethyl acetate and a bunch of fusil alcohols you've never heard of. I'll show you a group of "flavours" that are just ethyl pentl sextl versons of booze that tases like shit.

>wants to drink alcohol for the taste
>goes for vodka, the second worst tasting alcohol next to gin
idiot

>>12958768
>wodka
>taste

>>12967845
>next to gin

>>12960070
They sell those alligator hat/mask things at Dollar Tree.

>>12967880
gin tastes like ass fuck you
might as well open the pinesol and take a swig

>>12967845
>>12967935
>gin taste bad

Tits or gtfo

anyone who says vodka doesnt have a taste is a grade A. retard

>>12959093
are you seriously arguing that dilute ethanol is some sort of complex gourmet delicacy

>>12967913
>They sell those alligator hat/mask things at Dollar Tree
This isn’t a proud time in your life, is it

>>12963985
You and this whole trend of "ironic" anti-intellectualism need to die. There is no merit in acting like a fucking retard.

smirnoff is well rated
don't listen to the snobs
plus, you don't drink vodka for the taste

>>12959058

It's absurd, yet placid.

>>12968083

I drank smirnoff in highschool and even then I knew it was like licking a homeless man's anus. I now make vodka and know exactly why. Drink RS, stoli, banff, even Russian Prince. Not fucking smirnoff

>>12968099
Well maybe you shouldve spent your time studying instead of giving homeless men rimjobs, anon.

>>12968121

and do without homelesshead? I don't think so.

>>12959840
pussy

>>12958768
>that thumb

>>12959061
Is that Michael Jackson?

>>12968149
Whats wrong?

>>12968186
That's 3.1 on the Fonz scale. That requires surgery.

You litterally got the worst vodka on planet earth. Prison inmates have made better alcohol in their toilet retard

And yet...

https://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/26/dining/a-humble-old-label-ices-its-rivals.html

>>12968186

>>12958768
Nobody drinks for the taste really. Islay whisky sniffing gayboys wouldnt go near the stuff if it didnt get them pissed and fuck their brain chemistry up just enough to make them forget how shit everything is for a while.

>>12968357
i'm a sniffing gayboy and I'm not really interested in getting drunk.

You don't drink vodka for taste retard

Dump that liquid Jew right out and never touch it again.