/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12936288
black people

>>12936297

doo doo doo doo-doo

>>12936288

It's shit food from a literal shithole country. The Philippines are known as the asshole of Asia. When your country is even more of a shithole than India, you know you fucked up big time.

...there's...not one near me? I hear one's opening up close by soon, though. It better be good, or else I'm going to make a thread about how shit is.

>>12936288
The food is pretty meh for the price. It's one of those things you go to for something different or just pure laziness but that's it.

The only people I know who go back there are black

sugar in spaghetti

>look mom I posted it again!

UPGRADE TO PINEAPPLE JUICE

>pinoy pagpag astroturfing
dude stop

>>12936334
Hear me, and hear me well: I don't know what insignificant shithole you hail from, but I must lament the fact that it hasn't been carpetbombed enough to eradicate every trace of your verminous folk. You are a testament to the low character of your people, a blazing sign in this modern hellscape that advertises the absolutely deplorable nature of your backwoods no-name land. You aren't worthy of the bullets that would send you and your kind back to the abyss from whence you spawned. As for my political leanings, you are far from the mark. You have missed me by such a large margin, and it speaks volumes about how sorely you lack intuition of any sort. You will be forgotten at the moment of your passing. You have died.

>>12936315

>>12936288
I bought it from a negro

>>12936376
The one in Indiana?

I had to drive all the way to Skokie to get my fix. Hopefully that cuts my journey in half.

>I took a road trip for Jollibee. I regret nothing.

>>12936536
Yeah, this. Who knew that went so well with fried chicken?!

>>12936288
breakfast menu

>>12936288
>Find a flaw
It was invented by smelly Fillipinos.

I seen the Chicago area Jollibee menu, and it doesn't contain most of the authentic Filipino shit I want to actually try.
What the fuck, its just fried chicken and spaghetti? Fucking fail, I wanted some unique shit Ive never had before. American Jollibee is shit, there is nothing Filipino about this place. Its generic crap.

>>12937607
Its fast food. You don't go to taco bell for obscure authentic Mexican dishes

>>12937898
The reason I wanted to try it is my Filipino friend (AKA, girl I want to fuck) is always showing me pics of random shit shes eating at Jollibee, but the one here doesn't have any of that shit. Its seriously like a "Chinese restaurant" that mostly serves burgers and fries. They had one job.

>>12936288
Black people food bad lol

>>12938152
>food
>lol

redpill me on Palabok Fiesta

>>12938271
sort of like pancit. except with thicker rice noodles. the sauce is made of pork broth, fish flakes, and anato. the main protein in palabok is ground pork and shrimp. it is topped with green onion, crushed pork rinds, and fried garlic slices.

>>12936546
based

JOLLIBEE®

JOLLIBEE®
JOLLIBEE®

>>12936546
Alright Pinoy cocksucker calm down. All those big words aren't going to make your hell hole of a country any better. Why don't you scurry off and go dig through a trash can and suck the cocks of your Spanish conquerors

ahhhhhh, it's good to be find my home again

Is it gluten free?

There's a Jollibee in my city, never been. What's good to try?

>>12941100
Beaner spaghetti

>>12941105
The spaghetti sounds the worst so I'm most curious about it.

>>12941109
Overcooked broken in half spagetts
Ketchup sauce
Sweet hotdog coins

>>12941100
Two piece spicy Chickenjoy with extra rice and upgrade to pineapple juice.

>>12936288
P A G P A G
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>>12936288
The sides are fucking shit. Literally public school cafeteria-tier.

>>12936288
>mascot is a literal insect, cluing you in to the vermin scurrying around in their kitchen.

>>12936334
Unironically based post. Fuck Asia, fuck the Philippines, fuck Jollibee and most of all FUCK jannies.

>>12938152
>black people bad
ftfy

Filipino food is fucking terrible. It is the literal bottom of the barrel, pond life, nigger-tier cuisine of the world. Even a stale shit on a plate would be objectively better.

It's not good at all

>>12938552
oh man that Yum Burger looks absolutely Yumptious

>>12942069
>oh man that Yum Burger looks absolutely Yumptious
And it is! Try it at your nearest JOLLIBEE® soon!

JOLLIBEE®

JOLLIBEE® coming soon to Indiana!

>>12942118
Love me me long time bby. Massage In kitchen?

>>12942148
cringe

>>12942148
Sorry sir, we do not offer the services you are looking for at JOLLIBEE®.

JOLLIBEE®

You guys should look up Mcdonald's Philippines menu

>>12942513

>>12942179
Can I piss on the jollibee so it smells like the phillipines?

Well the first flaw I found is that it's complete and utter shit.

>>12942550
Sorry sir, the JOLLIBEE® always smells fresh and clean, just like our JOLLIBEE® meals and JOLLIBEE® restaurants.

JOLLIBEE®

>>12936288
The closes one to me is over 3 hours away

>>12943110
if theres a will theres a way

>>12936288
The food

>>12942560
>>12942569
Nah dude stop it. I'd never eat that shitty yum burger or some sweet ass tomato ketchup "spaghetti". The only passable thing is a spicy chickenjoy. That's it. Just like how Mickey Dees are only good for their fries or filet-o-fish.

so many choices...

>>12936297
chinks are racist as fuck though, they will find a way to keep out the blacks. Also these are brown stabby chinks who don't fuck around

I'd like some chicken dippers and a big yum please

>>12945475
yes, and most of them are garbage

>>12936288
Do yourself with 1000 scorpions

>>12938552
How good or bad is Jollibee food actually, because at least this menu looks awfully bland.

>>12938552
>>12945475
How good or bad is Jollibee food actually, because at least these menus looks awfully bland and unremarkably except for a very few items.

the only thing good there is the chicken. ChickenJoy is what they call it and its tender as fuck idk if anyone else likes it or just me. oh and also oily too.

The Mexican spaghetti
>broken in half overcooked spagett
>Ketchup sauce
>sweet hotdog coins

>>12936288
I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>>12945527
Flips arent chinks

Alright bros I put myself in a food coma and ruined the rest of my work day to get a good flavor profile of this place. I waited 25 minutes in line, got the spaghetti, the fiesta, the chicken, the juice and a mango peach pie.

The noodles were not good. I had philipino nannies all my life growing up, only reason I was excited for this shit, and this shit did not fit the bill. Weak flavors, poorly cooked,. Wouldn't do again.

Spicy chicken was good, recommended but wouldn't wait for it. Gravy was passable.

Pineapple drink was sublime, as was the pie desert

I also paid like $19, which got me a lot of food but not enough to justify that price.

Overall 6/10

>>12948092
And people say its not worth advertising here

>>12945613
>yes, and most of them are garbage
*all of them are garbage
FTFY

>>12936288
>Mascot is a bee
>Bee is red
Fucking colorblind nips

>>12938552
This place looks disgusting.

>>12936288
it's shitty SEA-ified KFC. the food is simply not good, even for fast food standards.

>>12936288
Not in Ft. Worth

>>12938552
This is weirdly overpriced for fried chicken.

>>12942118
banana spaghetti

>>12936288

Filipino women are disgusting and turn into gremlins after the age of 30. God forbid if you're a Filipino man. The mango pie is a-okay on my book.

>>12948768
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

based jollibee poster

>>12936288
it's not even authentic Filipino food, I want fucking dinuguan and sisig, not this american shit

>>12948897
MANG INASAL is as close to authentic as you can get for a fast food

>>12948897
You wouldn't like either of those, even if you didn't know what they were made from. Stick to hamburgers and spaghetti for now.

>>12937607
Jollibee is meant to be a McDonald's clone, so that's to be expected.
Though you can try out their fiesta noodles, and I'm not sure if it's available there but get lumpia as well.

>>12936297

i've never seen a black person in jollibees, and when i told my black coworkers about how good the chicken is they said the mascot scares them/creeps them out.

which is just fine.

>>12945475
That looks fucking depressing

>>12949007
They should remember to leave the bay leaf tho

>>12948960
monkey face

>>12948092
what the fuck is that shirt old man

>>12949007
any italian bros here? i want to ask a question regarding bay leafs and doing the dishes

>>12936288
Fuck off, Pag-Pag shill.

>>12950070
who, you?

>>12950216
pretty sure he meant the monkey you are for some gay reason spamming

>>12936288
OMG! Jollibee! I literally NEED it!

>>12950240
you really do, it's delishus

>>12936288
There is no flaw! I can't wait until my city gets a Jollibee!

>>12936288
Nice advertising campaign, faggot. Your food is terrible, and your dark-complexioned employees are polluted with AIDS.

>>12938552
Thanks, this should have been OP's picture

I would def. visit but I can immediately see flaws.
>Family pack of Spaghetti
>Is one container with spaghetti+sauce+cheese
That's not an easy thing to portion

>Listing Calories on the main menu
Wow, that's something I would support even if I'm a little bit fat I want the data

when you get stung by the jollibee

>>12951829
What the fucking shit

I have no idea why anybody would want to market to 4chan.

>>12950138
Ok

>>12951829
fuck this gay earth

JOLLIBEE®

>>12953206
God I want the bee

>>12953206
Who are all the white children?

>>12948897
Theres nothing American about their spaghetti

>>12955124
That looks like complete shit.

I got nothing to do tomorrow and there's a jollibee nearby that I've never cared about but now I'm curious to try their spaghetti, seeing how every comment I've seen about it says that it's shit

>>12950252
He is standing where I once stood. The monster.

They should have those flip springrolls, lumpia.

>no honey mustard
OH HELL NO

>>12951838
>>12953156
>2019
>Ja Du still trolls people

yall fucking s2pid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWPRATTYnYk

>>12950046
Of course they have to pull the bay leaf out otherwise some idiot would choke on it and sue them.

>>12955381
but they do

>>12956406
O fuck I knew a Filipino who brought these to work and they were amazing. Guess I’m going to motherfucking jollibees.

>>12938552
So it's just another KFC, why would I, a white man of moderate stature, give a fuck!?

>>12949052
>McDonald's clone
How, their menu is all fried chicken, potatoes and corn. They are clearly a popeyes clone.

>>12957332
I don't know what that is

>>12955135
It was fucking delicious.

If you judge food based on how it looks you're fucking retarded

>>12956406
Aw they don't have those at the Washington location

>>12957887
I haven't had the hotdog yet either.. next time

>>12936288
Their spaghetti, god fucking awful. Everything else is alright

How do I open my own jollibee? Their site only has careers.

>>12943810
>not getting 59 cent hamburgers at McDon's
>not getting a double-quarter pounder at McDick's
>not getting a mcdouble at McPenis'

>>12957887
how was it beerother

>>12955124
>>12957976
Learn to read a thread silly asshole

>>12957976
>how was it beerother
It's always a great time at JOLLIBEE®! Come visit us to see for yourself at your closest JOLLIBEE®.

JOLLIBEE®

>foreign jolibee branch
>no halo-halo
>no pie
Branches outside Flipland are basically McDonalds with spaghetti

>>12958034
Damn straight

>>12958081
I got halo halo at the one in Washington see
>>12958025

Fast food.

>choosing jollibee over KFC, Popeyes or any other fried chicken
yikes!

>>12949007
I don't know why this shit gets reposted so much. Bay leaves should NOT be in finished, plated meals.

>>12936315
Thanks for reminding me I never saved that porn animated gif or webm. Was comedy gold and hot

>>12957332
Saying McDonald's clone was stupid of me, since they're the ones who adjusted to Jollibee by selling their own chicken meal and their own version of flip spaghetti here.
I remember it being an issue a few months back on flip normie twitter since someone complained that there isn't chicken available on american branches.

At first I wanted to try this but the more photos I see the more sick it makes me
Who the fuck would eat that sad fucking spaghetti, literal public school cafeteria tier

>>12938552
Christ, I can just hit up the local fried chicken chain and get five pieces and two sides for six bucks and change.

>>12936288
They opened one in Milan. Today I went there for business and decided to check out what the fuss was all about.

>Tried a chickenjoy with rice.
>Dumb flips gave me soda, although I told them I wanted pineapple juice. Didn't charge me extra when I paid though.
>The chicken was nice. Moist, crispy and didn't feel greasy. Couldn't put my finger on what spices it had.
>Rice was a bit mushier than the one I am used to in Asian restaurants, but it made a nice contrast with the chicken.
>The "gravy" was dogshit. Tasted like it was reconstituted from powder.

All and all I wasn't impressed but it was right for the price (6 Euroshekels) compared to other fast food restaurants. I may try the Aloha Burger if I crave fast food next time I am in the area.

>>12936379
yeah the pricing outside the philippines is frankly insane, shits supposed to be mcdonalds level.

>>12936288
chicken joy = good
spaghetti - meh

>>12936288
Line's too long