/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12949675
6

Ah, the original slop o shit cuisine.

Ethiopian? Really?

>>12949684
5

>>12949675
You didn’t go did you?

Is the menu just a blank sheet of paper?

>>12949696
>>12949702
>>12949690
>>12949689
you should try it, it is actually very good, even if it does not look conventionally good for the average white person

arguably the best african cuisine

>>12949713
I'm not a big fan of mosquito pies and mud cookies

>>12949719
its mostly spicy meats and stews

Fuck the memes. I want to try eating some it looks good. It's a platter of flavorful slop with a bunch of bread to soak it up with. You do this with pretty much every other cuisine at least this is being more honest about it

>>12949722
At least this quinine BTFOs manchildren who “can’t stand thier food touching”

>>12949720
That injara? Bread stuff is fucking incredible. Ethiopian food is legitimately delicious. Even the hick I work with loves the stuff

>>12949675
>being this excited to eat a literal pile of slop with nasty floppy pancakes
Let me guess: you voted for Obama twice?

>>12949722
>"bread" looks like a fucking wet dishrag
Fuck off, retard.

>>12949755
based

>>12949779
let me guess, you had fast food more than once over the past 3 days

>>12949783
does bread have a specific shape, pita, tortilla, baguette, etc bread is bread

>>12949806
>does bread have a specific shape, pita, tortilla, baguette, etc bread is bread
Yeah bread usually looks like bread and not stained, wet linen.

Ethiopian food is legitimately delicious and very based. All the Anon's ITT making presumptions should give it a try, if available.

>>12949819
you don't have to eat it ;)

>>12949713
>african cuisine
Is that an oxymoron, like “military intelligence”

>>12949829
>;)
Mulugeta is seething beyond measure.

>>12949832
> eats sushi and noodles and fried chicken feet
> does not know about based and superior food from mama africa

>>12949675
F

>>12949832
Mom gave you the wifi password?

>>12949675
My guess is money laundering. I have never seen an Ethiopian eat.

>>12949883

try it, it is good

>>12949847
Some of those vegetables look edible I guess

>>12949689
>>12949690
>>12949696
i can tell who came here from /pol/

>>12949720
>>12949722
looks like someone already ate it once LOL!

>>12949851
Soyboy who grew up with his mom in charge detected

>>12949719
Pretty sure that's like Rwanda

>>12949722
That does look p good. Still it can’t be worth black people.

>>12949675
The one near me bleaches their flour and you can taste the bleaching agent. Otherwise it was okay, was a pretty dingy atmosphere though.

>>12949847
>Mama africa
Anon, new data shows our oldest ancestors aren't from Africa.

>>12949997
Really? It was personally one of my theories for why black people are so fucked up

every year there's a festival downtown with an eritrean food stand which is basically the same thing and i spend all my money on injera

>>12949997
racist

>>12949997
>new data
Shit I hope lefties are ready to transition from constantly defending their retarded to beliefs to coping with all the memes of our age they based their beliefs on that turn out not to be true

>wahh why aren’t you posting about pizza or beer or steak
I hate this fucking board

>>12949954
I fucking kekd

>>12950008
>transition from constantly defending their retarded to beliefs to coping with all the memes of our age they based their beliefs on that turn out not to be true
Like every godfag?

>>12949675
Lucky you

having one good Ethiopian place is way better than having 20 different shitty ones that are always at war with each other for customers
god i hate living in DC, the lack of food variety is the only thing worse than the traffic

>>12950051
>dc

>lack of food variety

u wot m8 there's tons of decent shit here do you live in the ghetto proper?

>>12950021
What new data disproved god? I’m more or less an atheist btw (ignostic)

>>12949997
Cope.

>>12950071
I go to howard and there is fuck all but grease-traps and chicken boxes around me

>>12949954
harsh but fair

mmm diarrhea and a dirty towel mmmm

>>12949675
why would anyone open up a restaurant that serves nothing?

>>12949847
most of that looks great, I would be willing to try it but we don't have any african restaurants here mostly chinese, indian, italian and mexican.

>what do they serve at McDonald's in Ethiopia?
>Mcnothing

>>12949720
That bread is so fucking awful I can’t actually describe it. They have it with everything but it’s got the weirdest, gloopy consistency. Looks kind of like a thick pancake but breaks up like soft sponge. Just awful. Their curries and stews are good, though. Mildly spiced and very flavourful. They also have popcorn served after meals when you have coffee which is novel. Plain popcorn, no salt or butter or anything. But that bread, believe me, is absolutely dire.

>>12950317
injera is great
sorry your palate is shit

>>12949722
You all eat from the same platter. It’s put in the middle of the table and you use that shit tasting bread to pick it up. They also include hard boiled eggs in the meat parts which are spooned out by the host and handed to guests.

>>12950318
You must be Ethiopian then because in no way is that stuff even remotely comparable to anything westerners would think of as ‘bread’. It tastes like what unleavened flour added to soap would probably taste like.

>>12950317
If the bread had been more like a sponge it would have been so good but for some reason there is no crunch to it at all. It was like a piece of cardboard in my mouth. The bread was awful and I had no idea why the guy who made it kept putting it on and putting it on and putting it on. I am so sorry. That flatbread tasted like a carpet bagger's taint and had the texture of salty flour. Don't bother eating it. Get a real sandwich.

>>12950327
it's sour, i like sour
i like the texture too it feels good against my tongue

>>12949997
This man speaketh truth unto us.

>>12949826
Most of those annons won't eat anything but tendies.

>>12950332
I imagine it's like a crumpet made from sour dough
How close am I?

>>12950331
Yeah, it’s a massive letdown in their food. I can’t describe the taste but it’s also the texture. Just weirdly spongey and hard to swallow. Everything else is really pretty tasty.

>>12949938
They should go back.

>>12950356
Definitely not like a crumpet. Crumpet is still bread-like. This is just soggy in taste and texture. It kind of gloops round the food.

>>12949675
If african food is so good why are they all starving?

>>12950356
>>12950366
taste wise it's like a crepe made from fermented grape leaves

>>12950384
But that’s wrong. Crepes, like crumpets, still have a flour-y after taste. This stuff is not in any way comparable to what most would think of as a flour-based food. It may have it but they must add something to it that cancels any bread-like consistency and taste out. There is actually no point trying to compare it with anything in western diets. Just go try it and you’ll understand.

fuck I wish there was an Ethiopian place around here.
>>12950356
it literally just tastes like a spongy sourdough flatbread.

>>12950390
it's made from grass

>>12949675
I don't like how the bread gets wet so quickly

>>12950414
So even less likely to taste anything like what westerners would think of as bread, crepes, flatbread and so on then. Like I say, comparing it to any of this is pointless. Some may like it, sure, and it make be referred to as such and even look like it, but it is definitely not a ‘bread’ product as westerners would understand that term.

>>12950462
grass bread

>>12950414
>>12950497
what the fuck do you think wheat is?

>>12950684
The grass they use is not the grass that is used to make western flour-based products, ‘tard. This really isn’t very hard to grasp.

>>12949997
Source? A quick search only shows me that the new location was West Africa rather than east

>>12949720
it's just a worse version of indian

>>12949675
A popeyes really isnt that big a deal

>>12949847
miam miam :3

for me it's the Malian cuisine!

>>12949997
our oldest ancestors were all mixed*
(absence of racemixing leads to inbreeding actually)

>>12950317
>t. has fast food every night and probably doesn't eat anything else
go back to your fast food threads faggot.

>>12950370
woah original and witty!!1

>>12951574
Wrong.

>>12950850
According to Wikipedia the oldest Neanderthal admixture was found in Turkey.
Africans don't have Neanderthal admixture in their DNA, and that's why they still live in poop huts, and face dive cow anus.

>>12949675
I've had Ethiopian food on only two occasions, it was a small place in Portland that ended up closing. Tried the doro wot, ate it with injera and feta cheese. It was spicy and tasty, but the injera is pretty goddamn sour. It's an interesting cuisine, but it's not something I'd want to eat all the time.

>>12949675
Sorry that some of your local shops have closed down,have you ever thought of starting your own restaurant?

>>12949675
Mmm I'm sure it's super tasty as well as hygienic! Enjoy!

>>12951635
>wash hands
>eat
okay retard

>>12949938
i can tell who came here from reddit

>>12949938
They're as notorious as a very smelly shart

>>12949997
>makes assertion
>the data doesn't exist to support his assertion
Sure is smelling /pol/ish in here.

>>12952003
>lefty trying to blame lefty lies on /pol/
Lol it’s going to be interesting watching you guys turn the lying and hypocrisy up to 11

>>12949675
>being excited that ethnic replacement has come to your town

>>12951770

Fuck off back to your containment along with your poltard friends you worthless limpdick virgin NEET

>>12952015
who cares, i just want my food

>I must divert everything into an argument about ethnicity and niggers

We get it /pol/, you're schizo but shut the fuck up already

>>12949720
>>12949722
looks awful

>>12952040

Does it lack the pale shade of orange you muttgoblins seem to be so fond of?

>>12949883
>I have never seen an Ethiopian eat.
where can I learn this power?

>>12951770
I've literally been posting here since before Reddit existed faggot

>>12949675
Honestly african cuisine in general is terrible compared to literally any other place.

>>12952040
>>12952474
>>12952015
>>12952011
blatant samefaggot

>>12952474

No.

T. Finn

>>12952474
Someone’s never been to a brai.
South African BBQ is the best you’ll ever get.

>>12949675
>It's a restaurant that serves nothing!

>>12950358
You should go back and they should stay.

>>12951770
BASED

>>12952024
>>12952208
cringe...

>>12952726

I can smell you from this post. I despise people like you: ugly, awkward, shy and weak. I wish for your mother to die a painfil death: that is a fit punishment for that whore for the crime on nurturing a creature as revolting as you.

>>12952732
Not anon but no, you, for having written such drivel

>>12952763

>oof such drivel yyf öö do I sound smart now?

Get back to playing video games and being a virgin faggot.

>>12952474
Not sure how you’d know to be honest, you seem parochial and unworldly.
What if I told you the average Somali diet is considered the healthiest in the world?

>>12952782
>virgin faggot.
You Black nigger.

>>12949938
I can tell who doesn't have a fucking clue what they're on about.

>>12952703
‘Braai’. It literally means ‘burn’, and yes, South Africans do the best barbecue of them all. Serious man’s business with lots of cultural nuance.

>>12953146
>>12952703
Mmmm, charred white man ribs are my favorite

>>12952763
>no u
nice one dude

>>12953175
Braais are influenced by African cooking and are as equally enjoyed and used by Black South Africans, my defensive little flamer friend.

>>12950293
there is no mcdonalds in ethiopia

>>12949675
>ethiopian restaurant
I'll go to the indian restaurant if I want curry.

>>12953823
FUCK YOU GO TO ETHIOPIAN WE DONT WANT YOURE WHITE FILTHY HANDS AND STUPID FAT SMELLY BELLIES IN OUR RESTAURANTS FUCKING CANCER ONLY EATING THE MILD CURRIES

FUCK OFF TO ETHIOPIANS

>>12949675
>ethiopian restaurant

>>12949675
And they serve nothing but dirt cookies, right?

the best part about ethiopian food is that afterwards it doesnt feel like you've eaten anything

>>12954196
woah dude haven't heard that one before kek good one saved fellow /pol/ack xDDDXDXDXD

>>12955158
The power of /pol/yp meems they're so proud of for some weird reason, is to repeat the same unfunny crap again and again

>>12955314
I would actually laugh if it were original I don't care if it's racist but it's literally the same tired jokes on repeat every day

>>12952698
black people shit is pretty down the board unlikeable you delusional faggot. wanna take a wild guess why the internet's last bastion of free speech's overarching theme is ripping on them?

>>12953726

>>12955350
>internet's last bastion of free speech
Is this an euphemism for racist circlejerk

>>12952797
what do somalians eat?

>>12955577
a big nice dish of empty dood ahahahahaha XDXDXDDddDXDDX geddit?????!!!!! ahahahahaa i JUSt made thought of that then on my own can you believe it ahahahahaha XXddXDXDX

guys guys guys ahahahaha you wont fuken believe it I just knocked off work for the day and on the drive home I thought of another one ahahahahahaha xXDXDXDdx what's the national dish of ethiopia? MUD COOKIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuk I literally JUST thought of that one

>>12955577
i knew a somalian kid in middle school. he was 3x bigger than everyone else (both fat AND tall) and he ate these fucking huge packs of instant noodles at lunch every day. I don't know where he got the water to heat them up. damn this was like 16 years ago

>>12951605
>Neanderthal
lmao bitch where did the Hominids in general come from???

what? is it like kenyan food:
an empty field where your food comes parachuted in unicef crates

fucking nigger cookies

>>12956330
Not neanderthals? The whole africa is our birthplace doesn’t even make sense, literally suggesting that hominids start there 3.2mya and then go back to evolve to homo sapien then spread out across the earth again.

I prefer west african food desu. I’m a meat, starch, and stew type of guy.