/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nice, I'll take some of the Pep/Lives

>>12953994
>pepperoni and olives
>sausage and mushrooms
YOU FUCKING RETARD! Olives go with mushrooms and sausage goes with pepperoni. Other than that based and redpilled. Post a timestamp.

>>12954065
No, that order is almost entirely correct except the olives should be banana peppers

>>12954065
Sausage and mushrooms is the goat you fag, add some ham too and it's perfection.

dig in guys I set it all up

>>12954278
Are those dead cats you sick bastard!

>>12954278
I'll take two coats, an orange tabby and a slice of Hawaiian to go, please.

>>12954288
Fug, where's the dickered cat fag when you need him to mete out proper parking lot justice?

>>12954278

>>12954288
they aren't dead they're sleepy

>mushrooms

I'd rather have no food

>>12954278
>that meme
Any time a vet needs to do a large amount of similar operations at once, they tag the cats with name, owner, and procedure then set them in the back. That's probably a lot of spaying/neutering.

>>12954601
that sucks they get neutered but at least they get some pizza after

>>12954532
>tfw no more balls but at least you're stoned and there's pizza

>>12953994
based two medium/two topping coupon user

Made these babies today. For my first time making pan pizza (and not having a convenient seasoned cast iron), they turned out pretty well. Still room to improve, but damn did they taste good.

>>12953994
that has carbs

>>12954278
two slices from the center pizza and the brown tabby in the middle, please.

>>12955186
you overcooked the cheese, all that orange oil is the cheese separating. try babying it a bit and pulling it out as soon as the cheese browns

>>12955200
Gotcha, thanks anon. I'll try that next time, thanks for the advice.

>>12955221
no worries man, looks good anyway!

>>12955186
gagged a bit at all the grease desu
do you also drink straight olive oil?

>>12954065
I'm only half retarded, thank you very much. And your opinion is wrong. As for timestamp, gimme a sec. The pizza is cold now and I'm on the shitter.

>>12954995
It's a great deal, huh.

>>12955191
Yeah, I'm on a long-term bulk. No biggie.

the FBI is watching this thread

>>12955500
Good, I hope they come knocking at the door. Fuck the Feds and every other government cocksucker. Come have some cold pizza you spineless twats.

>>12955530
You ate a whole pizza?

>>12955550
I ate two whole pizzas.

>>12955761
are you fat or skinny?

>>12956081
Take a wild guess, frendorino.

>>12955761
jesus, finally a normal person on this board.

t. bachelor

>>12954532
>"If only you knew how bad, things really are."

>>12953994
>pepperoni and olives
>sausage and mushrooms

... Why... why not just... have all 4 on one pizza...?

>>12954635
underrated

>>12954065
olives should be on ALL pizza.

where's da pineapple?

I made 2 pizzas, one with cheese on sauce, and one with cheese on toppings (picrelated). I like the first one more but forgot to take a pic.

>>12954278
>dead cats
>kirkland products on shelf
chinks get the rope first

>>12956734

>>12956374
Ah, a fellow enlightened one. We are shamans of the new age, modern mystics made mortal for the moment. May we attain all that is well and good.
Let God make us one with everything, supreme.

>>12956423
Two 2-topping pizza deal, frendorino.

>>12956716
Yuck.

>>12955186
Got chest pains just looking at this

>>12956747
god i wish that were my planet

>>12953994
Pepperoni ? No thank you i'm not 5 years old.

>>12955483
rip anon he died doing what he loved, shitting

>>12957054
that’s good because you need to be 18 to post here

>>12953994
No thanks. I had some local pizza last night.

>>12957054
What euro shit country do you hail from anon? Because if there had been pizza around you would know that kids don't like pepperoni, it is way too strong of a flavor. Kids like plain cheese or maybe sausage.

>>12958287
>kids don't like pepperoni, it is way too strong of a flavor.
What the fuck?

>>12958294
It's true, I didn't like it until I was around 12-13, my brother never got to like it until his late teens. Any memories of eating pizza with my friends we always wanted sausage.

>>12954278
Thanks dude. Do we each get a kitty?

>>12958315
You weren't normal