/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12940957
This was the best fast food I have and probably will ever eat.

>>12940978
Are you okay? Do you need to talk to someone about anything?

Kneel, bitches.

>>12940957
>>12940978
>>12940986
>>12940988
But how does it taste?

>>12941006
I don't know, ask that guy >>12940978

Fried butter

Deep fried butter

This

>>12941031
what the fuck is the point of making that a veggie burger if they're just gonna toss all that shit on it

>>12941035
cuz its like a salad and the doctor said i need to lose weight

>>12941031
>make fauxger
>put bacon and cheese on it

>>12941017
>>12941022
benis :DD

>>12941417
it's better with sound, and maybe one of the funniest things SNL has done this century
https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc

>>12941031
>>12941035
about 850 calories, but yeah, pretty bad

>>12941006
Extremely salty. I wasn't impressed.

>>12940957
I can't post everything from schenzen.

>>12941035
>>12941108
I mean aside from the whole beef industry thing, the impossible whopper tasted really good to me.
I have no idea how the beyond burger tastes though.

>>12941006
Like two pieces of chicken, cheese, and bacon.

>>12941560
>I mean aside from the whole beef industry thing,
I want you to come down to California and watch the mexicans pick your lettuce and tell me if that shit isn't any better.

Plebs.

>>12941039
>supersize literally back by popular demand

>>12941117
based

>>12940957
Muh dik

>>12941628
You are like baby. Observe.

>>12941424
Cringe, I wish I hadn't watched that with sound. Its honestly much better without the faggotry.

>>12940957
Anything from Heart attack grill where you have to pay in advance just in case you die while eating.

>>12941983
based

>>12941983
>”I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.”

>people want to bring THIS over

>>12942006
that burger looks dry and even healthy compared to what some others offer. It has some healthy vegetables on it!

one genetics in a bowl coming up

>>12942144
Checked. It was probably made just for the shot. They usually look like this.

>>12941017

This is not real.....how...what...why....???

>>12942643
BECAUSE AMERICA! FREEDOM AND SHIT, YOU KNOW.

>>12940978
The double down isn't that unhealthy, it just looks it. Compared to a regular fried chicken sandwhich, you're replacing the bread with another fried chicken breast. Bread in america is loaded with sugar and fats, so it's actually probably pretty comparable in terms of calorie count.

good thread

>>12941424
>funniest things SNL has done this century
That's not saying much.

>>12942167
I can't even tell what the hell he's even putting in.

chizza is the future

>>12940988
Jesus fucking Christ. That is just fucking incredible.

>>12941628
Fuck yeah wayback burger. This dude gets it

>>12940957
>unlikely.jpg

>>12940988
/thread
The true dark king will never be defeated.

>>12941022
>>12941017
Do Americans really...?

>>12941589
>I want you to come down to California
LOL no

>>12940978
>fried chicken as buns
>had fewer calories than a whopper
How?

>>12944337
potato chips
>jicama
>japanese peanuts
>chili tamarindo candy
>not sure what the red discs are, but no doubt sour & chewy
>pickled sour plums
>not sure what the dark sauce is, no doubt sour
>chamoy sauce
>chili sauce like Valentinos
>Tajin because it's not sour & salty enough
>more salt
>lemon or lime juice
>more chamoy sauce, maybe spicy
>and a glug of Clamato
it's going to send your sodium levels through the roof

>>12944416
Pajeet, is that a rat?

>>12940957
Arbys meat mountain

>>12940988
A diabetics nightmare

>>12940988
>13 grams Dietary Fiber
>high in vitamin A, Calcium, and Iron
That's actually quite healthy.

>>12941417
I knew it was SNL once I saw the taco town logo

>>12942125
It just ... keeps ... going

>>12941039
Why does Carl's Jr. use such disgusting cheese? It's American but it tastes even faker has a weird sour aftertaste.

>>12941417
would tbphwymd

>>12941017
>those toes

>>12942108
Does anyone have the chart?

>>12941017
>>12941022
I’m American and I go to county fairs fairly frequently and I’ve never seen these. Are they actually real or is this just another penis inspection day?

>>12942655
It's not just about what you're eating, it's about how much you're eating of something. The """sandwich""" has little in the way of complex carbohydrates, and nothing in way of vegetables. It's two pieces of breaded meat fried in oil around several more pieces of high-fat meat and dairy products. It's an animal protein and fat overdose thinly disguised as a meal.

>>12946510
It's real, but it seems its prevalence is limited. It's been offered in places like Texas and Iowa, but it was actually an originally Canadian concoction.

>>12941628

I wish I knew how wayback makes such great burgers.

>>12942125
>>12942167
>soggy chips

what is even the point of this?

>>12941424
Once again, MadTV did it better.

>>12945248
They couldn’t find a way to inject sugar into the chicken.

>>12940988
>32oz. milkshake
This is also 32oz.

>>12946301
Stop this!

>>12941035
This triggers the vegan.
Ha Ha Ha Ha

>>12940957
>America
>the thread.........

>>12946301
it also has 263 grams of sugar, anon
thats 66 teaspoons of sugar
thats more than the cup in this pic

it also has 1770mg of sodium, which is equal to a pack of instant ramen and 75% of the RDA of sodium for an adult

>>12941035
It's just another kind of food. Variety is the spice of life.

>>12942650
Freedom to die an untimely and slow death.

Nice

>antinutrients

>>12941039
Ughhhhh thicc

>>12946441
Pic realed?

>>12946662
I know right, based as fuck.

>here is your impossible whopper sir

>>12940988
This thing isn't even real. No, really. I tried verifying that this thing actually existed with these nutrition facts, and could not do so. It seems to have been shopped to make it look worse than it was

every post here is invalid. visit Scotland

>>12947943
Looks like a collection of mumified scrotum

>>12945353
The dark stuff is salsa maggi. In other words, mexican soy sauce

>>12945353
>>not sure what the red discs are, but no doubt sour & chewy
I think they're chili tamarindo rolls.

>>12948044
hmm, I was going to say soy sauce, but that just seemed wrong. Never heard of salsa maggi, neat.
>>12948069
thats what I thought, but they were kept in a jar with juice, thought they looked like pickled beets

>>12942006
>where you have to pay in advance just in case you die while dining-in
ftfy, your orginal statement is retarded because all fast food joints make you pay upfront. the difference is that dine-ins let you pay after.

>>12940957
Deep fried Coca-Cola balls. Being skinny here in America is hard.

>>12948388
Have you tried not buying unhealthy food?

>>12948415
Fuck off commie

>>12948415
I never said I wasn't skinny silly goose

>>12944612
we do not
deep fried butter is a total meme that only 600lb lardmountains fucking fall for

Deep fried poptarts

>>12942149
I forgot how much I hate this fucking retard.

>>12941006

It was great. The one I got was juicy and tender as fuck, and it was well-seasoned. It was so big that I end up eating it with my best friend. Way better than Chizza.

My only complain is that the bacon was way too soggy for my taste.

>>12940957
>>12940957
>Tender Juicy Hotdog

based and PINOYpilled

>>12942149
Is this fucking Jack? I want that guy to die in a car fire.

>>12940957
Is this really that bad? I mean, it's a single hot dog wrapped in fried chicken. Sure it's not good for you but it can't really be more than 700 calories

Probably this monstrosity

>>12949575
Not any less healthy than a donut, couple pieces of bacon, and an egg

>>12940988
>soy

why?

>>12946947
I can't believe I eat that much cholesterol and saturated fat a day simply by consuming eggs.

>>12949680
Oil in the oreos perhaps? Maybe an emulsifier for the shake too

>>12949718
more theories please

>>12946947
Did the guy who made this picture originally save it as a jpeg? I can't find a single legible instance on google.

What’s the greasiest unhealthy shit i can possibly eat to acquire calories, Oreo Shake levels of energy that doesn’t have animal products in it?

>>12949759
I have the bubblebass burger jpg, will post, can u answer this though?>>12949776

>>12949730
That’s it. They’d have no other reason to throw in chunks of soybeans, milk, or SPI

>>12942108
we serve food here sir

Somebody post the canned pork brains with like 2,000% cholesterol.

>>12949809
you post it

>>12949855
no u

>>12949650
Yeah but it's gross

>>12949776
just chug cooking oil

>>12949809
>>12949855
>>12949923

>>12940988
>263g of sugar
the perfect amount of sugar in a drink

>>12946586
I know this is bait but holy shit did you get my eyebrows to furrow. I don't even like snl that much but mad tv was an absolute abortion

>>12941983
The guy in the back makes me think of that Spyro the Dragon Subway pic. You know the one.

>>12941031
>>12941035
>>12941560
I tried one and wasn't impressed
actual veggie burgers (made with beans and carrots and shit) are pretty good
no replacement for beef, but they are great to swap with beef for the same sorta texture

>>12946351
>>12942125
>>12946578
>>12942167
>>12944337
it's basically garbage potluck

>>12948388
>>12948635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk
we'll fry anything

>>12949680
Soy is very cheap and versatile, so it gets used in a lot of things.

I don't understand why retards screech about soy, it has been scientifically proven to be safe.

>>12942125
best and brightest

>>12946600
I think they avoid the vegan stuff cause it’s expensive.

>>12941017
American was a mistake

>>12951162
The soy industry has a lot of influence. You can't trust science that supports an industry that has a lot of influence. The studies might be entirely correct, but you can't trust them to be.

>>12951296
>You can't trust any scientific studies because they might be biased
>Therefore I get to make things up out of whole cloth and believe them instead

AMERICANS
AMERICANS WHY
OH GOD I'M GOING TO SICK

you know you want it

>>12951441
I hate America.

>>12951441
Imagine seeing your own kid do this and realizing you've completely fucked up and the thing is not salvageable. The only question is do you give it up for adoption or just commit infanticide on the spot.

>>12941035
>>12941108
beef industry = very very bad
pork industry = mildly bad
milk industry = mildly bad
so it's an improvement (like baby steps), since meatears are too retarded to go full vegan

>>12951624
>beef industry = very very bad
>milk industry = mildly bad
What? How?

>>12951159
People should get psychic readings while at it.

>>12942006
>you have to pay in advance
No you don't

>>12951441
>>12951580
>>12951595
>lol a little girl that kneels before a cross? thats so disgusting and racist! Why isnt she a stripper with a black boyfriend yet, or at least taking testosterone to transition? her parents have just failed her. and its made out of HFCS soda!!! Children should be taught to scoff at religious symbols ESPECIALLY if soda is involved!
I hope you all get raped by packs of niggers.

>>12951439
What cheese is that?

>>12951692

>>12951697
It kind of looks like brie.

>>12949926
You're gross

>>12951693
>Why isnt she a stripper with a black boyfriend yet
This but unironically

>>12946660
>almost 2 whole grams of salt, who gives a fuck
If your kidneys are fine and your BP isn't 250/130 or some ridiculous fucking number salt doesn't matter that much

>>12951693
back to pol with you

>>12951693
I'm not even anti christian but shes praying to bottles of soda and the mother is bragging about it. Its pathetic.

>>12951700
>>12951697
it's raclette

>>12940988
Not even that bad desu

>>12940978
I would not call 52g of protein unhealthy

>>12951595
>implying the parent isnt just making the child kneel there for a photo op
you have a little brain

>>12946301
That’s dairy for you. You’ll be morbidly obese but you’ll also get the majority of vitamins you need.

>>12952647
That must be why l, until recently, was fat as fuck but had wonderful hair and skin.

>>12952151
Ahh raclette, I learn something new every day.

>>12945248
Its usually the sauce. Sauces are full of sugar and fat and are the easiest way to boost a calorie count without even realizing you did.

>>12942167
PLEASE NO

>>12947943
>>12948037
reminds me of this, because I can't tell what I'm looking at

desu...

>>12951441
Peak burgerpunk

>>12946602
Corona Familiar is so much better than Corona Extra. I know it's the same beer, but the brown bottle makes a huge difference.

>>12942125
>stop
>stop
>STOP
>holy fuck it's not even half over

>>12951940
I can tell you dont have kids and never will. its just something thats cute and youre all seething and grinding your teeth over it
>omg cringe
>thats so cringe d00d
>ugh are they christians
>fucking soda
youre the one thats pathetic. seethe more

>>12951703
>unironically
kill yourself

>>12953767
thats strange, any anon name something?

>>12940986
>>12940978
>Not posting the zinger double down king

>>12951151
Potatoes make for good veggie burgers too

>>12949967
What the fuck

>>12951693
People should scoff at religion at this point.
It awesome that you managed to stumble onto the right idea even if accidentally.

>>12954378
This, these fucking incels freak out about normal shit like STDs, which are just like infections or little cuts. All it is just a little scar on your dick that’s it STDs are literally nothing.

>>12953767
>>12954437
its a dressing table (?)

thats a wig on lower right (the dark bown stuff), another wig on upper right (light brown hair)
on the left you can see several jewelry holders with earrings in them (the white squares)
in the middle is a half buried sparkling wine bottle with a couple of bracelets over it
the white cloth covers everything and theres like scrunchies and all sorts of random feminine accessories so its hard to tell what is what

>>12940957