/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12944590
Slop a shit

>jack_makes_meat_sauce.png

>>12944590
being this popular has conditioned him to become complacent.
the slop he is mindlessly pouring through a handle into another pot is a perfect metaphor in regards to the level of care and and respect he has for his content and the pigs who consume it.

>>12944590
I normally like babish (inb4 you call me a fag), but this shit is inexcusable. Actually room temp IQ move right there.

>>12944590
link it you mongoloid

>>12944626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZDl_R8Zp2E

>>12944626
https://youtu.be/c_BGPTK3GQk?t=165

>>12944646
>>12944652
jesus christ op get it together

>>12944652
thank you

what am I looking at here? did he do something wrong?

>>12944590
shiny side up...

he's definitely overrated.

>>12944590
reddit

what is the proper way to do it?

>>12944590
I actually cringed when I saw this. Disgusting, degenerate behavior.

>>12944590
I knew this long ago when he made Frito pie with chili with beans in the King of the Hill episode.

>>12944693
>his country doesn't have double shiny alu paper
Hello Somalia

>>12944793
grab both handles & tip towards you, dont pour through one of the handles

>>12944652
what the fuck, lmao

>>12944693
it makes no difference

>>12944793
he was being autistic and wanted to use the same bowl for the lasagne sheets for some reason

a normal person would just make do with what they have

>>12944829
it does. shiny side down.

>>12944590
>Dutch oven with two handles
>Only use one to pour
for what purpose

>>12944857
He's showing off that he's strong enough to lift it with one arm.

>>12944842
no it doesn't, the difference is negligible

>>12944859
lel

>>12944652
His name is pronounced Bah-bish? I always thought it was Ba-beesh?

>>12945217
Its pronounced Baldbitch

>>12944590
kek what a retard. This is jack tier

why the fuck does he over complicate everything
?

>>12945285
gotta pad out that run time

>>12944656
retard

>>12944590
I don't care, sorry.

>>12944590
Considering the amount of money he brings in, he really is lazy as fuck in a lot of ways. Oh well, the thousands of fucks who pay him money on patreon for "content" are to blame. Get money.

Why is /ck/ so fucking obsessed with babish? There are two threads about him on /ck/ 24/7. It's ridiculous. Why do you retards care?

>>12945495
hes the current face of cuisine on the internet right now, blame reddit, though they seem to be turning on him too since he's like an e-whore

>>12945541
Chef John is the king of cuisine, he was making cooking videos before babish was out of diapers. False pretenders have a short shelf life. They will all go while the king remains.

>>12945834
He's not terrible, but his recipes are soccer mom tier. Nothing special.

>>12945285
he's not really a chef
>>12945389
most of his videos are around 5-10 minutes

>>12945931
>he's not really a chef
this is why he will always be reddit, calling yourself a chef when you're barely a cook is major redditry

>>12945943
he never calls himself a chef

>>12944687
And this is closer to freezing point of water IQ right here, boys.

>>12945943
like anon said>>12945965
he's never called himself a chef and readily admits in a few different videos that he learned all his cooking basically from youtube and from watching chef john

>>12944829
ur mega retard
>l-light doesnt have enough energy to change temperature :(
stfu

>>12946014
>>12944860

>>12945495
Not just babish. They go off on anything to protect their fragile ego.

>>12944652
>salting the top layer of cheese

>>12944652
Terrible.

>>12945220
fuck

>>12946763
snl sucks ass and that fat coon ain't funny. get over it.

>>12944590
Why, you must be his biggest fan you fucking faggot.

>>12945966
who are you talking to?

>>12945495
I'm the guy who posts most of them. Babish is my ex boyfriend. He stole my idea for a youtube show so I set out to ruin his life by bitching about him here on /ck/

>>12946817
t. zoomer who has never seen goodburger

>>12944816
>tip towards you
Nice health and safety practices you got there Pablo.

>>12944652
Am I the only one who gets angry when people put on an italian accent when pronouncing the name of an italian dish/ingredient?
I get the impression he does it to make it seem like he knows what he's doing, but it's only ever italian. If you put on a chinese accent when pronouncing a chinese dish people would immediately turn on you (although i'd find that hilarious)

>>12946889
it not frying oil, tip towards you and you can actually see what you're doing instead of just the base of the pot

>>12944598
das it mane

Kosher pepper

>>12945220
lmao

>>12946981
It's always so fucking over the top. I saw a guy freaking out in the store the other day because he couldn't find the mozzarella. Kept shouting
>ugh, where's the mozzarella? I can't find the MUTH-a-RELL!

>>12947319
Kosher kosher

>>12946981
It's annoying and never sounds right, anyway.

>>12946852
>Babish is my ex boyfriend.
He's not gay.
Source: dated a female (without penis) friend of my sister's.

>>12947425
It’s 2019 bigot, he’s bisexual.

>>12946878
goodburger was a 90s "hey kid mister goldberg made a new movie, arent these blacks so funny and cool?"

>>12947425
He wore a wedding ring in the really early episodes of his show, he seems way too skinnyfat to be gay

>>12945495
4chan hates anything that's popular, bonus points if it's popular on reddit

>>12947425
>>12947483
Yeah he was engaged and in a recent video he mentioned having a girlfriend.

I wouldn't be shocked if he were bisexual, but he just seems to be comfortable with his sexuality and himself in general.

>>12946981
Italians get triggered pretty much any time a non-Italian tries to cook their food, I get the feeling Babish is doing it specifically to troll them

>>12947496
>but he just seems to be comfortable with his sexuality and himself in general.
Being rich and getting high as fuck on top-quality weed 24/7 will do that to a man

>>12944590
Its the alcoholism
its rotted his soy ridden brain

>>12947381
The exact same thing with young middle class people who go traveling on gap years
>Oh my god you would not believe how cultural Bar-the-lona is!!

>>12947507
holy fuck I wish I could get high all the time and jerk off whenever I felt like it and only have to pump out a shitty youtube video once a week.

he's not as retarded as the people who watch him (like op)

>>12944590
You all are fucking retarded. He’s sponsered, and didn’t want to put his arm in the way of the product he’s advertising. You’re watching an infomercial

Binging with Rabbi

>>12944619
>room temp iq
this made me laugh

>>12944619
room temperture is like 70 degrees idiot which is basicaly genies level intellaxe

>>12946014
maybe in your easy bake oven

>>12948204
if it's an infomercial for that pot he did a good job at making me never want to buy it for it's easy pour features

>>12944842
...Wait


Where you live, they sell tinfoil where both sides ARENT shiny?


What in the fuck is "Not Shiny" tin foil???

Is it rough/grainy or something? What in the living hell?

>>12949598
aluminum foil is rolled, the not shiny side is the side which didn't have a roller on it
it's more of just a matte grainy finish, still smooth but leads to soccer mom debates

some setups use twin rollers, but others use singles, shiny side is the one with the roller
the mirrorshine doesn't really matter, it's sort of a crappy product to use as much as people do, but has it's purpose
but I think that there is a thickness difference between the foils likely, I only buy cheap foil and barely use it so I can't say for sure without looking it up, but like most things, manufacturing cost is at play

>>12949522
Reminder to filter tripfags. Anonymizing isn't enough.

>>12946852
I have two questions
1. How big is his d*ck
2. Did he bottom?

>>12944590
I just watched this and was surprised he didn't make some remark about it when it happened.
I was like wtf that's messy as shit.
He usually makes a quirky remark when he fucks something up like that.

>>12950088
1. Like a pomegranate
2.no

>>12946981
I hate it when anyone does it with any language. I can understand spanish, though can't speak it fluently and I hate it when fuckers do it with spanish or spic food. Just fucking say it as you would normally.

>>12951421
But I would "normally" say it with the accent

>>12951428
Well congrats, have you told your parents?

>>12946981
>If you put on a chinese accent when pronouncing a chinese dish
I speak mandarin and this is literally helpful when I go to Chinese places. Go to a Chinese enough area and the person may have no idea what you mean in English. Reading the glorious Hanzi of the heirs of the dragon will compel them to understand you and create harmony.

>>12951421
>pronouncing words correctly is pretentious
The fuck?

>>12951445
Americans never bother learning other languages. Hell, they barely learn English.
Anyone who so much as pronounces the ñ in jalapeño is a limpwristed intelligentsia faggot.

>>12951445
>"dude you don't say Hummus like you are choking why the fuck aren't you pronouncing it right"

>>12944590
He already proved it by getting buttblasted over being told how to make proper carbonara by Italian chefs. I'm pretty sure he must've done something really retarded beforehand already, given how dumb and pretentious he is. But that was my first video I saw of him. Also my last. Fuck that retard.

>>12951442
Based

>>12945834
Chef John has long run out of sensible stuff to make though and he's run his own memes into the ground but keeps them going like FOX keeps the Simpsons alive. The cayenne is funny anymore, the rhyme isn't refreshing when you know it's coming every time and my god does he overdo the affected fake voice, which I never liked. Watch some of his oldest videos, he actually talks normal.

>>12946981
If it's a foreign word without an english equivalent, then it's not an accent, it's just the correct pronunciation. In that case it would be you, the one who in your mind is saying the word in a "normal" fashion, who pronounces a word from a different language with a very heavy American accent.

>>12951713
chef john has been on youtube for 12 years dude of course its gonna be hard to keep it fresh after that long. you should be watching him for recipes and how to actually cook instead of funny jokes you faggot. you can literally type in "X food chef john" into youtube and it will come up every time no matter what it is

>>12951740
yeah but there's two problems with that. His fake voice has become incredibly irritating to me and secondly his recipes don't taste as good as they look. There's better versions for most of his stuff on youtube.

>>12951750
read the blog then faggot and yes they taste exactly as good as they look. ive never made a recipe of his i didnt like aside from very early ones

>>12951753
Are you like his personal cheerleader? I'm sorry I insulted your cookfu but claiming that he has the best recipe for all his dishes is preposterous. But hey, if you wanna stay in your fenced Chef john yard and don't wander outside and try actually good recipes, that's on you.

>>12951759
i like how you cant refute anything i say so you instantly start strawmanning

>>12951766
I claimed that there's better versions of the stuff he makes. You didn't agree or disagree, you just ignored that statement like a coward. Well, if you agree, there's no reason to watch his stale stuff. If you disagree and think he has the best recipes for everything he makes, then you are fucking retarded. That's not a strawman, idiot.

>>12951773
Learn to read. All he said was that hhe liked all the recipes he's tried, not that they were the best. You constructed a strawman. Now you're simply making a bad argument centered on some shit that nigga never said. Just neck it.

>>12951421
Would you like a kwa-soh?

>>12944652
he literally had to do it because of the oblong shape of the pot. how is this even a thread?

>>12951871
Use a different fucking Pot purchased withthat Patreon money, maybe

>>12951468
that's a lot of projection for one post

>>12949403
Or 20 Celsius

>>12951871
when the other pot is that big you can use the wide side

>>12951837
I didn't claim that he said they were the best. I stated that there were better ones as a critique of Chef John and a reason I don't watch him, because his recipes are often mediocre. So, you learn to read. You're the one you seems to have problems with it.

>>12952361
>Claims to have a bountiful source of godly recipes
>Can't give a single example

>>12952361
>his recipes are often mediocre
literally the point of his videos is to give you a basic jumping off point for each food. the nigga has also been putting out 2 videos a week for nearly 13 years at this point so unless you have spent the last 4 years cooking a different one every day you can hardly say a his recipes are mediocre as there are so many of them. its like saying you dont like ice cream after only trying vanilla

>>12944695
>>12945541
>>12945943
What's wrong with reddit?

I will not put cottage cheese in my pasta
I refuse

>>12952908
It was like he was channeling the spirit of /Jack/.

>>12944619
Fag

>>12944598
Faggot

Why is it that every faggot that calls Chef John trash never provides someone better? Surely if his recipes are mediocre there must be someone better.

>>12953165
people who are mean to nice people are not cool dont take them serious

>>12952473
>literally the point of his videos is to give you a basic jumping off point for each food
>CHEF JOHN IS INTENTIONALLY OFFERING YOU MEDIOCRE FOOD! THAT'S THE POINT, DUMBASS!!!
Consider suicide.

>>12953165
Literally anyone at Food Network (except Sandra Lee).

Hey guys, Babish here. I just wanted to thank you dumbasses for all the views. Some of you even left hateful comments, but that just bumps my engagement score. You sure showed me!

>>12953595
please be real

>>12953128

>>12951722
god you're such a pretentious faggot

>>12952938
You must be new here

>>12954579
Not an answer.

>>12954676
>>12954579
>>12952938
Reddit is more or less the anti-thesis of 4chan and the two sites have had a mutually antagonistic relationship since both have been a thing.

>People here don't use the handle to aerate their sauces.
Amateurs!

>>12945541
>blame reddit
I use reddit solely for food and cooking related conversation and have never seen Babish brought up or posted, ever. He surely has a dedicated sub but he's not ever posted in the more generic culinary discussion subs.
You can't use reddit as your default bogeyman for everything.

>>12951722
based

>>12954281
unbased
>I'm worried people might think I'm gay if I enunciate myself clearly

>>12945495
Neo-/v/ contrarianism compels them.

>>12946763
It's a common technique used by pizzerias to add meltyness and extra flavor to the cheese.

There's a lot to hte about Rea, but I'll give him a pass on this given the proportions of both the pot he was using and the one he's trying to pass the sauce to. Getting overly angry about this means your drag your IQ trough the floor.

>>12951913
It's true though, anglo can't speak nor spell foreign word for jackshit and always butcher it when they "do".

>>12947504
Yeah, he got got by an Italian youtube show where angry roman chefs lost their fucking spaghetti about how 'inauthentic' his carbonara is, so he made a side by side vid on his carbonara vs authentic carbonara where he basically outright says his is better and has been doing the obnoxious fake Italian accent on all the dish names ever since. He's trolling 100%.

>not trying to use the handle as a sort of funnel
its called efficiency

>>12957797
cheese is already salty so that's pointless

>>12958305
Well that's just not always true. Some cheese is salty. Mozzarella really isn't. Why are you so stupid?

>>12949935
Truth. Also filter nigger vernacular such as "based"

>>12958376
Based as fuck.

>>12958341
>stupid for knowing how to cook
Why are you Italian?

>>12951722
>If it's a foreign word without an english equivalent, then it's not an accent
Pronunciation and accents aren't the same thing. Not American either.

>>12945965
>>12946003
Babish has a surprisingly similar background to Alton Brown (both started in film), but they took divergent paths. AB went the pro-route: he went to culinary school before pitching his show and emphasizes a lot more on why certain things are done. Babish/Rea started in immediately before developing his cooking skills. His show emphasizes a lot more of his film background than cooking, which is why his videos feel the way they do.

>>12951722
righto boyo

>>12953165
Chez John is kind of like Jack if Jack actually had some culinary skill and more than 5 brain cells. What I mean is he does a lot of experimenting and will fuck up on camera but leaves it up. So it seems like he's mediocre because he doesn't cover up his mistakes but he is a good enough cook that it's rare

>>12949403
>70 IQ
>genius

>>12945495

He appeared in all our Youtube feeds recently so we talk about it.
Google decides what we discuss in here, like it or not.

>>12960583
are you legitimately too stupid to not realize the post you replied to was being facetious? you might have a room temperature iq

>>12960643

There is no difference between being a pretend retard or a genuine retard.

>>12960664
yeah i'm sure you would know

>>12960583
>>12960664
I always love it when a retard with delusions of intelligence gets outed

>>12954790
Thanks.

>>12953165
Gennaro.

>>12954790
The general mentality of Reddit is no fun allowed political correctness, but the way it works also meant there are a lot of edgy subreddits as well. Many of them get shit canned if admins pick up on them or had a crossposting audience to begin with, which helps to explain why Reddit hate grew so much in the last few years. Because a lot of newfags are unironic Redditors who hate that site and try to fit in here.

>>12961601
>The general mentality of Reddit is no fun allowed political correctness
r/the_donald and r/pewdiepiesubmissions bring in so many adbuxx Reddit refuses to shut them down after all these years of racism, raids, problematic behaviour, brigading, etc. that got smaller subreddits canned so I doubt the "general" part of it applies. What you see is more like YouTube suggestions though, where you see subreddits the site thinks you'll like more instead of getting the actual big picture.

>>12945220

>>12946981
no i work in food service and cringe when boomers say "gah-la-mad" instead of calamari, i mean saying scungil and leaving off the last i is lame but not nearly so bad

>>12944652
>tattoos
Dropped. I will never eat anything prepared by a person with these disgusting things.

>>12961698
Hate to tell you, but if you occasionally eat in a restaurant you already have multiple times over.

>>12945217
>>12945220
it's pronounced "andrew"

>>12945217
Don't feel bad. For at least 2 years I thought it was bing-ing, like the search engine, instead of binge. I still hear it in my head like that sometimes.

>>12961830
I live in Japan and I don't dine at that kind of shithole establishment.

>>12944590
More comments mean more views, more views mean more money. You got played.

>>12952908
looks like diarrhea

>>12949401
newfag