/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12939399
too much makeup?
checked.

I AM COOM

>>12939399
would love to eat her pussy out (if real human female)
Anybody have her phone number?

>>12939438
1-555-hav-esex

>>12939399
I'd rape her.

I used to eat red meat every day and a couple months ago, I cut it down to once a week.
Now when I see red meat it makes my mouth water.

>>12939720
Kill yourself.

>>12939720
This, but not really. Just as a compliment.
>>12939732
Cringe

>>12939438
You don't want my exes number trust me she's fucking nuts

>>12940025
If you couldn't handle her at her worst you didn't deserve her at her best.

>>12940031

>>12939399

fucking dill pickles
my mouth is watering just thinking about them things

>>12939399
them thighs...hhhnnnnnnggggg

Pic related with a few conies and replace the cheddar with habanero cheese and lots of hot sauce

>>12940239
Mt. Olive makes just about the worst pickle in existence.

>>12939399
Can you imagine how wet she was?)

>>12940025

>>12939399
How many pounds of make up does she have on?

>>12940031

AHHHHH CLOSE THE DOOR MOM IM GONNA COOOOOOM AHHH YEA OH GOD YESSSS IM COOOOMING

>>12940348

was expecting this
your Mom gives the worst blow job in the world but loves it up the old rectum

>>12939399

The smell of coffee.

>>12940372
DID SOMEONE SAY COOM???

>>12940031
I wonder if this is a tranny, a fat girl, a fedora tipping faggot, or just some good old bait. I can't tell anymore since we have all of those these days.

10/10. What a knockout. And I prefer blondes even. Imagine the social circles and social value you’d have to have to be with her.

>>12940448
it's called a gun anon

>>12939399
I'd like to shit in that bitchs hair

>>12940458
Good post

>>12940448
Stupid post

>>12940454
>>12940461

Y’all are fags. Probably couldn’t hurt a fly def not capable of harming a person let alone a gorgeous woman. Why even pretend?

>>12940469
>Why even pretend?
You're pretending to be old enough to post here.

>>12940477

I’m 32. Why pretend to know what you don’t? Reevaluate everything man including your life. Youre fuckin clueless.

>>12940479
>I’m 32
Christ, that is so much fucking worse than actually being underage. You act half your age.

>>12940458
You sir, are a true gentleman.

>>12940479
>32
>on 4channel
>acting superior to anyone
sneed

I'd like to throw acid on that bitch pussy

>>12940482
>>12940501
>HURR LOOK AT ME BEING SO RUDE THAT's FUNNY
zoomer humor out

>>12940512
I'm not joking. I'm dead serious. You're acting half your age.

>>12940514
yeah and i was dead serious about pounding ya sistah's ass last night.

>>12940501
>he still doesn't know he's here forever
shit posting is not something you just quit my young friend. you'll learn

>>12940479
Hahaha fucking loser I'm 29

>>12940747

dudes, I'm 61
no lie

get it while it's hot because it will cool off

>>12939732
>if I defend the moid she will reward me with sex

>>12940768
Low IQ parrot.

>>12940770
Says the pond scum trying to rescue a maiden from imaginary e-rape on 4chan

>>12940764
Fug, you're older than me and I'm in the 50's. But you're right, that shit gets tiresome and old.

>>12940031
implying her best is worth her worst

>>12939399
Would rape

>>12939399
fapping

>>12939399
GOD I WANT TO SMELL HER CROTCH

FROM THE FRONT OR THE BACK IS FINE. I JUST WANT THAT FEMININE MUSK PERMEATING MY NOSTRILS

FUCK

I want to stick my tongue up her butt hole

>>12939605
>doesn’t get it
Unironically have sex

>>12941758
WHO IS SHE????!!
please tell me she has daddy issues

>>12941802
Phil Collins daughter

>>12940239
Try Bubbies. super tasty no vinegar just salt. much more refreshing.

>>12939438
>>12939605
>>12941797
I don't get it, what's the bit?

>>12940388
did he just COOM on his cat?

>>12940512
>>12940514
>>12940521
Being 30 is for fags, but saying you pounded someone's sistah's ass last night is incredibly based.

You're half/half

>>12939399
Fried chicken liver. Don't know why I find these fuckers so addictive but I do.

>>12939720
reminder that there is no rape as long you are chad

>>12939408
>not liking smokey eyes
gay to the max

>>12941815
Can you imagine if that was your daughter? What a mess he must be, psychologically.

>>12942750
Why? What has she done?

>>12942757
Taunting him with the smell of her vagina

>>12942761
Oh, you're a cumbrain. Right. Your perspective is not healthy to begin with, and a cumbrain is already a psychological mess before his mania affects his relationship with his own daughter.

>>12942782
Cumbrain? What does that even mean? Also, is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>12939732
Calm down, fatty. Nobody wants to rape you, believe me.

>>12942749
Her skin is yellow with makeup, you can't even see her skin. That's like coloring a steak brown with oil paint.

>>12942791
I think about this logically: you’re a fucking fruitloop who just went on some rant about the fact you feel bitter you could never fuck your own daughter. You’re not even worthy of being a cuck, pedo freak.

>>12940410
It's literally a fucking joke dude, how impossibly dense are you

>>12940388
hey that's my post! very nice

>>12939399

>>12943044
She’s like 27 years old, projectio-kun

I’m so fucking lonely, brehs.

>>12943690
mommy

>>12940469
I'd destroy a fly. Yesterday I smacked one out of the air and killed it while it was dazed.

water

>>12943690
Guys...I think I am going to COOOOOOOO