/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>12932256
It is interesting that he doesn't cover any of the cut fruit. I think this is not how he keeps his fridge. This is just been done up for the video.

>>12932334
Good Eye.

>>12932285
NOOOO

>>12932285
>fire goes out and they're all still alive, just badly burned
>now it's time to bury them alive
It always surprises me how retarded and primitive africans are.

This is CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccFs1CozQ5E

>>12932354
this made me fucking sick

>>12932309
Seems like the Anti-Egg sperg is asleep right now.

>>12932285
no sound, what a shame

>>12932578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccFs1CozQ5E

>>12932541
A guy I work with uses that knife. I hate it so much.

>>12932406
>This is China
>NYC
Fried soft-shell crab is fine, and your inability to eat anything that even remotely resembles the animal it came from is the result of your coddled upbringing.

>>12932285
Why tho? Did the pigs have disease?

>>12932625
yes

>>12932609

>>12932406
Meant for
>>12932382
Webm unrelated

>>12932630
Ah, my apologies. I overreacted.
Have a good day.

>>12932625
Yes, Huge outbreak...
>>12932634
Kool, Just back from another Ban...

>>12932256
What sort of uncouth swine leaves cut watermelon unwrapped or put away in a container in the fridge?

>>12932838
I;m thinking about thos Beans

>>12932975
Whoever was responsible for setting up the fridge on set, clearly.

>>12932833
Something about the framerate of these webms makes me think that anybody who posts these has the mind of "I'm so quirky! LOL fun and unique dish!"

>>12932285
You can tell it's China and not Africa because they didn't put car tires around the necks of the pigs.

>>12933036
what's with using the knife to unwrap the cheese?

>>12932442
she can handle my sausage

>>12933071
They are low IQ people, anon.

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>>12932266
Vladivostok-core

>>12932630
Cold and weak coffee

if your coffee isn't black as the knife you are a faggot

>>12932833
nail polish

disgusting

>>12932279
all for about 5rmb. I miss china.

>>12932752
Hell yeah kid, piss on em!

>>12932838
Brits are irredeemable

>>12932752
based

>>12932752
>when mommu won't let you have the tendies even though you have enough good boy point for them

>>12933515
All anglo food is an insult to humanity

>>12932833
celery... stopped watching there..

>>12932354
now this is peak flyover bastardization

>>12932752
Some /b/tard is masturbating to this.

>>12932630
>gooseneck kettle
What a fag.

>>12932975
>not cutting up a watermelon into chunks and storing it a sealed container in your fridge ready to eat at a moment's notice
I don't want to cut melon every time I decide to eat it. It's a pain in the ass so I end up not eating it at all.

>>12933071
Same reason that he steadies the knife with his index finger instead of holding it correctly. Doesn't know any better.

>>12933715
>calling anyone a /b/tard in 2019

>>12932838
Bit expensive paying £3 for a pot of beans and cheese, but i'd love it if more cafes starting offering this.

>>12932260
that first sauce is complete shit and I'm surprised this guy has all his fingers still

>>12932309
OMG!!!! he looks fabulouth in this webum. did he get a new agent?

>>12932329
this is actually very tasty if you add red onion, jalapeños, and garlic. top with freshly chopped coriander...or 'cilantro' for you muricans.

>>12932406
i get soft shell crab poboys all the time. good stuff.

>>12932833
white trash food at its finest

>>12932313
>smuggle a playstation Vita into prison using this method
>guard takes the box of crackers
>"there better not be a game console in here"

>>12932585
uuuuUuuhgghhhhhhh

>>12932256
The best webms are always the ones where nothing happens because it's all dialogue.

>>12932347
>barely one scoop
Man, never meet your heroes.

>>12932274
if you kill while its still alive does it actually get less rubbery? freezing it should be worse though.

>>12935869
it's better to kill it after it has been dead for a while

>>12932406
do crabs feel pain? imagine being fried in oil so some fat fuck can gobble you up. being seafood is hell now that you think of it

>>12932313
who ever thought of that is a genius. how much cocaine could you stuff into that box?

>>12935869
I generally kill them way after they're dead.

>>12935869
>killing squid while it's alive
>2019
Always kill squid after it's dead

>>12932349
the chinese are such weird fucking people.

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>>12933036
it looks like he's cutting all the sides off of the cheese with the knife, I really can't understand why.
Don't those cheese singles rip open easily with your hands?

>>12936073
>people
>chinese
Pick one

>>12935888
the best we got is "they don't feel pain like we do"
whether they feel pain like something else who knows

>>12936912
why the fuck would you make a 2 minute long video that is just text with one picture

>>12932266
>ketchup
am i the only one seeing this?

>>12936936
Bored

>>12932288
the ROI on this is retarded, for its price you could pay a poor chinese kid to do that job for several years

>>12936958
spoken like a guy who has never had to manage employees

>>12932406
>eating the whole fucking crab
How the fuck are they not gonna get sick with all the nasty shit inside a crab? There's a reason we only eat leg meat.

>>12936853
the crazy thing is that parrot has actually learned what a cheeseburger is, otherwise it wouldn't even want it in the first place as cheeseburgers is not part of its natural diet

>>12933515
Nigga it's just beans

>>12936886
what if they feel pain worse than us and people just say they can't feel pain just to feel better about themselves?

>>12936991
"Crow, knows what a Submarine tastes like."

>>12936974
the thing that triggers me most about this is that she puts cheese directly on the fucking grill and just leaves the residue on there to burn to shit

>>12936999
that's the limitation of the study, they can only show that they don't feel pain as a mammal would because they lack the pain receptors that mammals have
that doesn't eliminate the possibility they don't feel pain in a different way though

>>12936974
>Ketchup
fucking hell

>>12936973
she's a subhuman insect person, for them the "nasty innards," organs, and filled bowels are like an elixir of life. They would probably wither and die if they went a week without consuming something disgusting.

>>12932406
>china
>new york city

>>12933036
WAT? no wonder they're starving

>>12937135
so he can eat like a normal person after all

>>12932279
With no sink around how does this woman wash her hands after each transaction?

>>12932354
Why do they gotta fuck up a decent bowl of shredded chicken like that

>>12932279
Chinamin burrito.

>>12937171
Why do you "gotta fuck up" the English language like that?

>>12932406
Why are they reporting on this like it's a big new thing? Whole deep fried softshell crabs have been my one of my favorites since I was like ten.

>>12937135
is that one of the columbine shooters?

>>12937176
They aren't? It's just a little infomercial on fried crab. At no point do they say it's a new thing. Dumb bitch.

>>12937018
can't stand these slightly sped up videos of people making faces while they prepare/eat food and explained like you're a retard

>>12932406
Lol I regularly fry softshell up like that at work, has nothing to do with that insectoid country

>>12936995
Exactly

>>12937162
She doesn't, it's China

>>12937021

Or all of that shit gets neutralized when cooked at a high enough temperature

>>12937475
keep telling yourself that, chang

>>12937029
i better the little zoomer bitch starting crying tears of rage in the parking lot

>>12936973
>we
Speak for yourself, immunodeficient.

>>12932838
Heinz beans are rubbish. It's maddening how better Bachelors' ones are.

>>12935771
/ck/ desperately needs sound desu, so much content would be better with it

>>12937135
>before your first taste of the adrenochrome

>>12937706
I believe this to be a literal truth. Literal in the sense of actual, not exaggerated beyond reality.

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>>12933520
He's a saucerer!

>>12933036
I love how this stops the moment the dude is about to add blood to the tomatoes.

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>>12937162

It's China. You have bigger worries than whether she washed her hands. You have to worry about whether the food is even real or if she's cooking with sewer oil or something.

>>12937811
I'd say he's mora of a warwok.

>>12936106

I'm really hoping that their cheese slices just don't come with that feature for some reason, but then again..

>>12935157
Why would I trust a guy who can't pour a beer?

>>12937816
I would prefer a plate that was actually arranged nicely. I'm not interested in performance, I don't want the waiter hanging around at the table when I'm hanging out with my friends or on a date.

>>12937255
Blame zoomers who doesn't have the attention span to watch and pay attention to anything over 30 seconds long. Why do you think tiktoks are a thing to begin with?

>>12937829
>hanging out with my friends or on a date
No need to lie anon.

>>12937829
That's cool, just don't go to a performance based restaurant.

>>12937717
That is pretty delicious not gonna lie but you need to season it more.
Very oily though

am i late to the party?

btw can someone post that webm of the guy turning a fish in a grill but it breaks up and falls through the gaps

>>12938163
holy shit burgers, what have you done?

>>12938163
what in the actual living fuck anon

>>12937025
lmfao

>>12932256
Looking real good for his age

>>12937816
white chocolate ball falls apart to reveal....
grass and flowers
stupid. just put a cake inside, or ice cream. why the stupid garnish right in the middle of the fucking plate

>>12932595
I...I...I have that knife.

>>12932354
Fuck you

>>12937494

Why are you acting like this is a Chinese thing anyway, considering how commonly soft shell crab is eaten in America

>>12938723
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>12936912
The left has lost its fucking mind.

>>12937385
well i could have used that information when i was 13yo

>>12935787
Wtf but how? Does he throw up between shots?

>>12936958
You are retarded. Not only is the robot cheaper and more consistent it also draws in customers. That thing probably paid for itself in a few months

>>12938736
but china is winning, and america is on the brink of a massive recession.

>>12932585
how can a race be so obsessed with torture lmfao

>>12937025
Best prank ever. Based kids. All hell breaks loose, nobody gets hurt. It's just perfect

>>12938163
Do burguh really?

>>12937475
Or its because that stuff isn't bad for you or tocix it just tastes like shit so we throw it out. I guess when it's deep fried it doesn't taste like it do. Bardledue tacos

>>12932309
>>12932576
DUDE EGG KING LMAO
HOW DOES HE GET OUT xDDDDD

>>12935869

>be squid in the far east
>have the ability to reincarnate in your own dead body
>do it just to spite jap cook before dying again

>>12939122
Prisoners do. We called it chi chi

>>12938953
Give me the timestamp where you see him swallow a considerable amount of food. It's usually stuff his face, cut, stuff his face, cut

>>12936991
>parrot
uh.. anon..

>>12936922
wholesome

>>12936922
Cute

>>12932288
>what is love, baby dont hurt me

>>12937794
lol

>>12932625
Yeah, its extremely contagious, so anything that gets infected has to die ASAP. They can't really just kill them first before burning because then that contaminates whatever they used to kill the pigs with, and that leads to just spreading the disease.

>>12932541
>litterally uses a cutting board he says makes his food taste like the dishwasher if he puts hot food on it
is he autistic?

>>12939442
You're retarded. Go watch his videos on Youtube, he even got a lot of Guinness world records for that shit.

>>12939859
Original guy wondering if he purges
So he's that legit? I've seen a couple of his videos and thought, "I could do that" but what he did in that webm is lion tier. Holy fuck

>>12937713
This but unironically

>>12937787
Magic coffee.

>>12936988
Huh. That's actually a pretty clever trick.

>>12939997
"oh no, I had no idea I was being filmed despite already being a minor Internet sensation and doing a fucking Nintendo-sponsored 'music' video!"
The more I see her the more I want her to choke on that chicken.

>>12939116
They were fined by the council.

>>12937018
There's something about the writing in these videos that makes me incredibly angry.

>>12940042
Yeah, she makes me thinking about choking chicken too.

>>12936922
small men

>>12940042
I would like her to choke on my chicken too, if you know what I mean. (The "chicken" is a euphemism for my penis, making an innuendo that I want her to perform fellatio on me)

>>12940056
what is this

>>12940226
It's a zoomer selling single chicken nuggets dipped in the Rick and Morty meme sauce for ten bucks a piece to other zoomers.
The lad probably cleared a cool fifty bucks on spending a whole day at McDonald's instead of pulling some overtime at work.

>>12937794
ill date mimi

>>12939109
Ikr, whites really come up with the best ways to torture people.

>>12932313

well this would be too obvious don't ya think?

>>12932838
this is actually brilliant marketting, more brands should do this, whatever they spent on this has a greater impact than any advert ever could

>>12932607
doctor

>>12937794
that is very hurtful

>>12938736
>he's never had soft shell crab
>sperging out like this over a fucking webm
Brain worms are energetic tonight, huh?

>>12937807
Is it a bad sign that I recognised that as Reimu before the flip?

>>12932334
That was my first thought too. He even keeps toothpicks in the watermelon and everything is plated elegantly just to store in the fridge? Fucking stupid.

>>12940377
not really, the webm is old as shit and you've probably seen it few dozen times before in webm threads

>>12940056
>touches money and then food literally right afterward

I'm not a hygiene freak but this grinds my gears.

>>12937799
holy shit, got sauce?

>>12937759
crabs are aliens

>>12940436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9htFF6PgGU

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>>12940500
pretty amazing. i wonder if that wouldnt have the same texture as cotton candy

>>12940535
I'd be curious to try it. It seems like the same basic technique is used in lots of cultures.

>>12939116
Pretty sure the fucking seagulls aren't happy about the sudden case of diarrhea.

>>12940561
god why are these people always working on the ground

>>12940632
Gulls deserve it

>>12937797
What is this movie called?

slammin

>>12938117
zoomer get out

>>12940052
Well the what ever this council is, theyre a bunch of fuddy duddies and should be fired. These kids deserve an award for bringing entertainment the world over

>>12937012
Cry more bitchboy

>>12939942
The webm got suspicious cuts but it's definitely feasible, search matt stonie michael phelps on youtube.

>>12940403
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>>12933002
Arnie has to find creative ways to keep the maids busy with menial tasks because whenever they're free he starts cumming inside of them and it's becoming a problem

>>12940664
I'm never going to not ask WHY whenever I see this

>>12940238
>this mad and jealous some guy was smart enough to take advantage of a shitty meme to make money while he sat his fat useless neet ass on his computer all day

>>12941281
Maybe something startled him.

anyone have the webm of the brazilian guy making a shitty pizza with a ton of mayo on it and throws olives at it at the end. he also burns garbage in the pizza oven.

>>12936991
>that parrot has actually learned what a cheeseburger is
Unlike you.

>>12936874
What did he do with the cucumber after that?

>>12937385
>didn't drink from the shoe

bummer

>>12936922
>80% of /ck/ is outcooked by a 3 year old chinese boy
checks out

>>12932301
Had criadilla once. Not bad. Reminded me of kidneys.

>>12938736
oh fuck, another t_d transplant

>>12932354
The first part before the bacon was added, made me think about shredded chicken tacos or flautas. The rest is a waste.

>>12936869
Smart.

>>12937816
that's it? no ice cream nothing more tasty?

>>12932406
Used to go crabbing at night for soft shells. Good times.

>>12942317
>Bone Marrow Restaurant
I wanted to comment on how there's a restaurant right next to my home that serves amazing bone marrow but then I watched the webm. It's the exact same restaurant. Only, they used to serve it differently. They would bring it on a hot plate and the bones would be fixed in mounds of salt, alongside you would get quail eggs and toasted bread with garlic butter and some other things. It's delicious in any case. Too bad most people don't want to touch bone marrow because it's fatty and mushy.

>>12933001
Faith in humanity, restored

>>12942300
this just looks so bland and boring. And THIS is what the engl*sh "people" are proud of? This stuff is served in homeless shelters here

>>12942532
And then this wog turns up...

>>12942535
The webm made me feel ashamed of being white! Your garbage "cuisine" is the stereotype of what niggers think our food is like, it's basically a running joke and it's (once again) the engl*shs fault. engl*sh "people" were a mistake and you all should be slaves for us

>>12940644
King of cookery, Stephen chow

>>12942548
>ashamed to be white
State your nationality, I dare you.

>>12937816

I mean presentation is great. Whats inside looks intriguing and good. Probably better tasting than anyone here has experienced. People too focused on the theatrics.

>>12937780

:42 and there goes your hot dog

>>12940644
shokugeki no soma

>>12942548
You're as white as a congolese.

>>12932354
why?

>>12932607
that roe, yum

>>12932334
If you clean your fridge regularly, food doesn't get contaminated and at proper temp it stays stored properly for a long time.

>>12941410
Not that guy, but I'm never mad at the ones making the money. I'm mad that they're able to make money out of that kind of stupidity in the first place.

>>12939859
he is a fraud

>>12936922
This kid cooks better than me, what the fuck.

>>12932274
was it still alive for most of that? :(

i eat meat but i don't like anything where the animal isn't instantly stunned/killed

>>12942451
I mean most people like bone marrow but wouldn't eat fucking a kilogram of it. Its best enjoyed in small quantities.

>>12932354
>water in the pan

For what purpose

>>12940569
the special ingredient is the dirt he picks of from the ground

>>12939543
kek'd

>>12942451
all nice and whatnot but that tequila shot bullshit is trashy as fuck

>>12942934
Explain how, keyboard commando.

>>12939997
what a vapid bitch
>>12940141
thanks for the explanation

>>12944279
Holy based

>>12937162
most street vendors don't.

>>12932329
>that amerifatso arm

>>12945048
she's british retard

>>12945101
it's good that the british retard population is able to lead productive lives

>>12939116
google avian flu

>>12945263
Well damn. Never mind, this is actually pretty fucked.

>>12945101
Sara is a yank.

>>12938117
Used to work at Outback Steakhouse. I have probably deep fried thousands of blooming onions.

>>12941852
Are those dogs OK?

>>12932266
THAT SHIT IS FRY SAUCE FUCK YOU
T.ANGRY UTAH FAG

>>12945663
lds detected

>>12937025
HAHAHAHA
This shit is so fucking rad

>>12940633
>people

Can someone please post the home made tomato sauce webm

>>12936973
You guys realize people eat whole softshell crab all over in the west too right?

>>12945950
?

>>12946138
The really cringy one where the woman couldn't cook at all

>>12940664
thank you i asked for this earlier

>>12937025
was hoping they poisoned the flying rats

>>12946161
it's the least i could do

>>12942601
English and german but i live in canada

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>>12932301
i hate all of this

>>12937018
>seafood boil
Done much better in the lowcountry
Sincerely,
a Savannah native

>>12942300

Roast chicken and Yorkshire pudding? That is wrong, no one does that. It's roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

>>12944288
Damn this is a classic.