/ck/ - Food & Cooking

They scare the redditors

>>12935375
Straws are for women so they dont get lipstick on the rim of the glass. This is their only purpose if you use a straw and are not a woman you are a faggot

>>12935375
Without a straw the sodi hurts my teeth

>>12935375
they don't disintegrate within 10 seconds

>>12935375
They're the second best thing besides dropping soda to avoid rotting your teeth

>>12935375
Feel at ease, esteemed straws, for none shall pass by me and threaten thee while I yet draw breath.

Banning straws is a feel-good act that has no actual benefit for the environment.
The overwhelming majority of microplastics in the ocean are from washing polyester clothing in unfiltered washing machines.

>>12935375
I started using these when I heard that (((environmentalists))) hate them. I think they fit well with my lifestyle that includes usage of incandescent light bulbs and eating of meat on a daily basis.

>>12935400
That shit looks so disgusting to me. Why the fuck do women wear lipstick

>>12935507
red lips are a sign of fertility and you are gay

>>12935507
To look like a baboon's ass

>>12935375
keeps the drinks from filling up my mustache

>>12935507
Based faggot, go suck a dick already

>>12935375
I have braces, and I don't want anything sugary to touch my teeth.

The colours are nice. Also, anything that makes climate potato sperg more is a-ok with me.

>>12935400
Ever heard of motor neuron diseases?

>>12935479
>>12935613
Very fat and stupid posts

>>12936003
Yes the disabled should be euthanized

>>12935375
They're alright for killing turtles with

>>12936054
Go back to plebbit, Greta.

>>12935375
Okay.

En garde! You'll have to get through me if you want to get to my straws! Haha!

*everyone laughs and claps*

Haha, thanks guys!

>>12936071
>*sharts*

>>12935375
They're convenient, and reduce the amount of acid that your teeth are exposed to when drinking soda or citrus juices.

>>12935375
Here in mexico we are so stupid they actually started banning these because they claim they damage the eco system, but everyone else uses it, then again this is the country when they refuse to speak bad of feminazi doing violent protests over them being butthurt over metoo cases.

>>12936054
>>12936105
Cope harder.

>>12935375
They hold up in liquid better than shitty paper straws. You don't have to carry around a shitty metal straw that might kill you (https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/11/world/europe/metal-straws-death.html)), and only China and India are throwing them into the oceans and stuffing them up turtles noses.

>>12935375
I hate how these are portrait as literal evil.
Just because there isn't video of pulling iPhone out of turtles nose doesn't mean it doesn't have way worse environmental impact.

>putting your mouth on cups in public
No thanks. I've worked in restaurants long enough to know I don't want to put my mouth on the rim of any glass anywhere. It's bad enough to drink out of them at all.

>>12935375
They kill aquatic life which is fucking hilarious. Every time I pass a container of plastic straws I grab a huge handful and throw them right down a storm drain.

BAN ALL STRAWS

>>12935375
easy target for environmentalist propaganda to distract people while the same 100 companies cause over 50% of the earth's pollution without hindrance because they make too much money to be stopped

Banning straws is an ableist move because there where made for people who have trouble drinking.

>>12937298
Fuck those gimps.

>>12935479
I bet you were hoping for people to call you based

>>12935474
What about macroplastics?

>>12935479
0/10

>>12935375
>Defend these
No, just drink from the cup, retard

>>12937662
>hot summer day, heatwave
>get an iced drink
>be forced to sip from the top and get nothing but watered down beverage because of a bunch of whiny liberals

no thank you very much

>>12937673
Oh don't worry about that. Ice will go extinct when Trump singlehandedly destroys the environment.

>>12937681
>ice will go extinct
Not if we the valiant vegans have any say on the matter!

>>12935375
If you drink something acidity (orange juice and such) or sugary you can drink it through a straw to avoid damage to the teeth.
What's your excuse for not drinking through a straw?

>>12935375
the whole straw thing is dumb it's just marketing for companies to seem more environmentally friendly while not changing anything about their business model to make a real impact.

So why the fuck are people bothering with paper straws when we can just make pasta straws?

>>12935375
uh, are these tiny low-quality straws?

They're banned here in DC. Would I get arrested if I ordered them through Amazon and had them delivered to my home?

>>12935518
>red lips are a sign of fertility
yeah we get it, you idolize Jordan Peterson

>>12938412
I hope so.

>>12937940
They're outlawing them some places. It's just to get you used to the idea the government can stop you from buying and selling things for no reason at all.

They even make it something ridiculous like plastic straws or Big Gulps to rub it in that their power over you is infinite. Just be glad and thank Big Brother they don't take away your shoelaces or your underwear, also for no reason at all.

>>12936060
don't cut yourself on all that edge

>>12935518
I'm sure a woman smearing colored wax and baby foreskins around her lips means that she's more fertile than other women.

>>12938976
why are you falling for bait

>>12938987
Because I'm a fish.

I just bought 10 000 of them from China. I don't use them, but I don't like the government, either.