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what food will make me smell good?

>> No.12927005

>>12926999
i would think pineapples, since apparently they make you taste good, if you know what i mean

>> No.12927102

imagine the smell

>> No.12928458

>>12927005
He maek coom

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>>12926999
too much meat make it smell

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>>12926999
apple seeds & bitter almonds giving you a nice bitter almond smell

>> No.12928485

>>12926999
Vodka. If you drink enough vodka you'll emit a vodka smell through your skin and everyone around you will get a contact high and start letting down their guard and feeling comfortable in your presence.

>> No.12928573

stuff with lots of fenugreek in it apparently makes you smell like waffles. sounds good to me

>> No.12928575

Coffee
Garlic
Onions
Dairy

>> No.12928652

>>12926999
Serious reply:
-Fruit, all kinds, but remember to brush teeth to wash off the sugars and avoid bad breath.
-Teas, especially Flower Teas like Yamsine.
-Foods that are easy to digest, since they dont stress the stomach as much and reduce the buildup of sweat like hot peppers would, for example.

Avoid foods like onions, garlic, peppers, fish.
Start a hygiene routine with unperfumed soaps as not to cover up other smells and create a unpleasent mix of smells.

>> No.12928660

Avoid beans, whole grains and too much fiber, they rot in your gut and make you flatulent.

>> No.12928661

My dick always smells like the fish and there are days where I can feel the flavour of the sea on my face if I look down on my pants while sitting on my desk at the office.
I’m very clean and shower every day, I go as far as washing my penis inside out with warm water and baking soda.

It doesn’t work. Cats love me.

>> No.12928670

>>12928661
Needing help about your problem?

>> No.12928672

Soap

>> No.12928688

>>12928652
>Teas, especially Flower Teas like Yamsine.

'Tea' refers specifically to Camellia sinensis.

>> No.12928698

>>12928688
Boiled plant water

Better?

>> No.12928725

>>12928670
I’m listening

>> No.12928734

>>12928725
Having some kind of bacteria with a strong smell output is your problem. Go and buy PAA and mix it with rubber alcohol or vodka to kill it. Works pretty good

>> No.12928737

>>12926999
Fuck off you fag tranny. Join Club 40.

>> No.12928799

>>12928734
Brb, going to the ER

>> No.12928804

>>12928661
Wipe smelly areas with rubbing alcohol for a while.

>> No.12928805

>>12928737
Cringe
>>>/pol/

>> No.12928819

>>12928805
dilate

>> No.12929998

>>12928661
Sounds like yeast, do you eat a lot of sugar and carbs?