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Anonymous Sun Sep 15 18:00:45 2019 No.12925419 [Reply] [Original]

I JUST CUT UP A BUNCH OF JALAPENOS AND NOT THINKING ABOUT IT I PICKED MY NOSE AND TOUCHED MY WIENER

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 18:01:45 2019 No.12925424 File: 126 KB, 800x769, 1532291698872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and then what happened

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 18:03:07 2019 No.12925436 My wife is into BDSM so sometimes I tie her up and rub jalapenos on her penis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 18:04:23 2019 No.12925441 File: 10 KB, 327x239, 1551071445534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925424 MY FORESKIN IS ON FIRE

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 18:04:54 2019 No.12925442 >>12925419 >Not thinking about it I ... touched my wiener Did you coom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 18:05:26 2019 No.12925445 >>12925419 jalapenos arent even terrible, try working with real hot peppers, leave that shit on even your non sensitive skin and you'll get chemical burns. I have to wear gloves with my 7 pot bubblegums.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 18:05:32 2019 No.12925447 >>12925419 Like, at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 18:56:22 2019 No.12925720 >>12925436 >jalapenos on her penis It's called a pussypole you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 19:01:25 2019 No.12925744 >>12925441 Guess you'll need to cut it off to get rid of the pain ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 19:38:09 2019 No.12925926 >>12925419 I touched my penis one time after fondling jalapenos and pretty much had a continual erection until I finally jacked off. t. masochist

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 20:57:48 2019 No.12926341 >>12925445 wow dude your so fucking cool and manly, this was definitely a contest and you won.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 23:27:57 2019 No.12927022 >>12925436 underrated

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 23:29:41 2019 No.12927031 Let's be honest, you touched your dick first, then stuck your finger in your nose to smell your funk

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 04:40:22 2019 No.12928096

>>12925419
I accidentally fingered my gf after cooking with habaneros and not cleaning my fingers properly

>anon honey?
>yeah?
>You didn't wash your hands too good after cooking right?
>Maybe, why?
>Well it's kinda burning... down there

Bless her shy heart, but we're still together years later

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 04:45:31 2019 No.12928109 >>12925419 >>jalepenis >>infantile wojakposter good

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:57:11 2019 No.12929944 >>12925419

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:00:45 2019 No.12929963 File: 2.24 MB, 330x166, 1547420604471.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cry me a river you fucking bitchmade pussy, jalapeno's aren't even that spicy. I bet the burning went away the moment you finished making your gay worthless post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:10:31 2019 No.12930003 >>12925442 COOOOOOOOOOOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:11:28 2019 No.12930008 >>12925419 once I cut up peppers and touched my gf's vagoo she was extremely upset

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