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>tfw I don’t like drinking because it makes me ill the entire next day, not to mention the empty calories and exorbitant prices, but the only reason I do it is to fit in with my normalfag (((friends)))

>> No.12921793

>>12921787
Also I'm gay if that matters

>> No.12921803

>>12921787
>tfw drinking is probably the only thing I find enjoyable anymore, it makes me ill the entire next day, fucks up easily 10 days of cutting calories, makes me spend loads of money and fucks up my lungs and throat for several days because of smoking while drinking
>but the only reason I do it is because I might be a fucking alcoholic and its one of the only times my friends seem fun

>> No.12921807

>>12921787
>drink water
>"HOLY FUCK THAT MOONSHINE SLAPS like my nuts into my guy friend's asshole man I'm consfiderdnt"
Whas that so hard, niger?

>> No.12921808

>>12921787
1- Drink water and take a multivitamin, the hangover is partly a result of dehydration and pissing out all of your vitamins and minerals
2- Stop drinking garbage alcohol. Lower quality alcohols have more methanol, which is the other part of getting hangovers.

>> No.12921818

I wish I hated alcohol.

>> No.12921821

>>12921818
Why would you want to hate humanity's oldest friend?

>> No.12921826

>>12921787
That's fine, it's OK not to drink. Take it from a former alcoholic.

>> No.12921833

>>12921821
Dogs?

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>>12921807
>SLAPS
fellate a shotgun zoomer

>> No.12923169

>>12921787
Im starting to come to that conclusion also. I mean its enjoyable every one in a while but yeah its just a waste of money and not worth the side effects. I think i might just reserve drinking for special occasions like Birthday, Christmas, Weddings etc

>> No.12923173

Drink non-alcoholic drinks in between your drinks. When you're home drink a glass of water before going to bed. When you wake up in the middle of the night to piss, drink another glass of water.
Or stop being a pussy and do whatever you want instead of trying to fit in.

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>>12921833

>> No.12923190

>>12921803
If you're just drinking to get your buzz on, I recommend vodka and gatorade. I can drink 3/4 of a fifth and wake-up fine the next day whereas beer would just level me.

>> No.12923248

I tried drinking and it made me have yeasty diarrhea for days afterward. Also, all it did was make me drowsy and bored. Couldn't focus on a game or movie or music, just staring at something and drifting along. Nothing fun, it didn't make me "forget", and it killed my guts for a week almost. What's the point? What did I do wrong? I can't imagine drinking in public. People would hate me more because I'm just staring at walls and mumbling then I'd shit myself.

>> No.12923253

>>12923248
Nobody hates you, Anon. Anxiety may be exacerbating some physical issues.

>> No.12923262

>>12923253
I drank alone in my house though. I was just saying that if I drank in a bar or with a friend, they would dislike me more than they do (considering how weird I look and act) if the effects were the same. Maybe I wouldn't be as drowsy in a crowded bar but I'd still have non-stop yeast shit and incoherent speech. It just doesn't seem fun or interesting and it doesn't make me forget because I'm still thinking about stuff, it just comes slower.

What am I doing wrong? Any advanced alcoholics know how to enjoy it? I've tried getting comfy on my own and relaxing and it does nothing of the sort.I don't understand the meme of coming home and drinking after work. It would make me sick and depressed.