/ck/ - Food & Cooking

go to prison

>>12919746
I'm vegan, btw, if that matters.

>>12919746
Wait until they sleep. It's easier to harvest.

food banks or ebt.

other than that, shoplifting is stupidly easy. even if you get caught, just leave the store. they can't detain you. cops won't do shit about it either unless they catch you red-handed. they'll just fill out some paperwork, feign interest in whatever the retail detectives caught on video, and move on to shit that actually matters.

Go to alley behind the shop, open dumpster, dive in, get free food.

>>12919746
Grow it

>>12919800
She's gonna get raped by a hobo

>>12919953
She's the hobo rapist.

>>12919746
unironically olio if you live in the UK

i've been eating free pret sandwiches everyday for about 4 months

EBT

>>12919746
Soup kitchen.

>>12919746
soup kitchen

>>12919746
Grocery stores throw away perfectly good food. I'm not memeing when I say check the dumspter beside Walmart. They garbage stuff like cereal weeks before sell by date.

>>12919754
Hahaha a haha haha hahahahahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

>>12919746
Ew

>>12919746
woah, she single cause i oo la lahed when i saw her cute ass face

>>12919746
food bank

>>12919779
don't encourage shoplifting you fucking shithead

>>12920382
Fuck off bootlicker.

>>12920832
>dont do something illegal that can get you beaten up, fined, or possibly imprisoned
Stfu bootlicker jewboy! Im a redpill walking and i contribute nothing to society!

>>12920832
you retard, society would collapse if you encourage shoplifting. are you a monkey because monkey shoplift and get killed by the apex indian market boy.
Shoplifting happens on a huge scale in west european capitals.

>>12919746
what is the psychology behind why this pic is so uncomfortable?

>>12921646
as soon as i click the image feet start kicking my wall. wtfff yo
i am not superstitious anymore but i am still a beast with tits and a vagina.

>>12921646
Genetic memory of the prehistoric Skeleton Wars gives us an instinctive terror of any being with a resemblance to skeletons.

>>12921660
but the hot people have the least fat on their face.
bullshit fuck you fuvk you liar liar liar

>>12919779
>shoplifting is stupidly easy. even if you get caught, just leave the store
shitskin detected

>>12921646
>Human facial proportions and photorealistic texture should only be used together. A photorealistic human texture demands human facial proportions, or the computer generated character can fall into the uncanny valley. Abnormal facial proportions, including those typically used by artists to enhance attractiveness (e.g., larger eyes), can look eerie with a photorealistic human texture. Avoiding a photorealistic texture can permit more leeway.
It's a real face edited to look like an anime character which has unnatural proportions and causes uncanny valley. Anime characters need the unrealistic coloring to not look so odd.

>>12920012
>ywn get dominated by a qt hobo rapist
why even live

>>12919746
I’m so fucking lonely, bros.

>>12922539
become a tranny bro. they get lots of attention

>>12919746
I would not eat human meat, even if it were provided to me for free. Human meat is loaded with a variety of toxins; too full of birth control, ssri drugs, and polyunsaturated fats.

>>12919746
Ayy lmao