/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck it?

>>12917184
I cant tell if they are a man or a woman

that better be sourdough

Who are you and why are you in my home fowling my oven with your subpar wares? You see my dear stranger i'm perfectly capable of making bread and pies, indeed I made a fresh loaf just this morning and do not require a baker at this time. I must insist you leave at once or I shall have no option but to alert the constabulary of your wanton disregard for my private property.

>>12917184
Make love to my spouse

Yeah but did you eat ALL the eggs?

>>12917184
Damn GI Jane looks like that?

>>12917251
Fag

>>12917184
>disgusting buzz cut on a women
180 turn, walk out, close the door, go to a bar and drinking how I managed to get myself into this mess.

Uh. Thanks. You want a beer or something?

>>12917298
Kek

>>12917322
Short haired women are so hawt though. Wtf is wrong with you? Would def fuck OPs wife.

>>12917400
>Short haired women are so hawt though.
Did I stutter? Did I say "short haired"? No, I did not, I specifically said "buzz cut", because women with those are disgusting.

Short haired women are just fine.

>>12917414
It’s not my fault you have no taste in sexy women.

>>12917423
>buzz cut
>sexy
Hopefully one day medical science will advance far enough so that they can surgically extract that retarded opinion from your head.

>>12917423
is this the muj lady from ireland who used to be a shit singer?

>>12917423
>stop the real enemy!
>*rips up a photo of a tranny*

>>12917461
say what you want but I'd let an Irishman fuck me senseless, break my legs, then keep me as a sextoy

>>12917461
No, this is the new godess of /ck/, y’all just don’t realize yet.

OP here. Any requests for our next video?

>>12917184

>>12917184
>bread and pies? more like BREAD PIES
>grab bread and smash it into pie
>"anon what the hell!"
>yank her neck down to the table and smash the back of her head in with my elbow
>she starts screaming and crying
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SPENDING ALL MY MONEY
>plant my palm on the back of her head and continuously chuck her skull against the table
>4 year old walks in to see his mother's bloody head bouncing off the table like a basketball as i scream at the top of my lungs
>he starts crying and freaking out
>WILLIAM GO TO FUCKING BED OR ELSE YOU'RE NEXT
>little wank waddles away screaming in fear
>smash the stealing bitch against the table one last time as hard as i can
>watch her limp body fall to the floor
>nice
>grab a cold one and watch the game

ya... that sounds about right

>>12917662
Seek help. William is a terrible name for a son, what is this the 1940s?

>>12917184
Enjoy some bread and pies

>>12917184
you should never include your face in a video if you look like that

>>12917686
Calm down Laquanda. Some people just want to stay white.

>>12917184
Grab a stout and enjoy the meal. Thank her later by ejaculating on her scalp and rubbing it in.

>>12917184
Go out for a pack of smokes, and fake death.

>>12917184
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_7GSNT8xJU
eat that bread and puss

>>12917231
Why do you care?

>>12917423
K but honestly she would look better with longer hair.

>>12920728
Because for people over the mental age of 16 there's more to sex and romance than a pretty face. Especially when the face is caked in half an inch of makeup to hide its true form.
And VERY especially if there's a dick instead of a vagina.

>>12917423
Sinead was a real cutie back in the day, but possibly even more mentally disturbed than a transgendered. Even more so now.
Decent musician, though. I have a few of her albums. Nothing recent, obviously.

>>12920762
When I was 16 it took 2 hours to download a single image of a pretty girl, and we didn't think about marrying and romancing that pretty girl, we just had a nice wank in the dark.

You zoomers are so inundated with sexual stimuli delivered electronically that you seem to not be able to understand the difference between titillation and marriage/procreation.