/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12915794
DUDE

>>12915798
WEED

>>12915799
LMAO

>Posters:4
God I love /ck/

Yeah. It relieves a lot of psychological distress but I can't get medical in my state because I own firearms and I'm a loner at a desk job so don't really know how to find a dealer. Going to Colorado next week so I'll be high af while there. It'll be dank.

>>12915794
DUDE did someone say WEED? I love getting fucking crunchy on some primo kush with my roomies! LMAO

>>12915794
Nothing like smoking a fat joint and sipping on some ice cold steel reserve after eating a juicy ribeye

>>12915794
I would if my guy hadn't started selling shit that tasted like literal dirt.

>>12915815
How come you can get shit face drunk and own a firearm but you cant smoke weed. Surely the lower inhibition from alcohol is more of a threat than weed. Weed doesn't give you dutch courage.

>>12915794
Only mixed with tobacco

>>12915794
Nothing beats the comfiness of a big weed/tobacco joint. It makes it difficult to read and even more difficult to retain information, so it has become a no-go for me,

If you meant in food then cannaoil is fucking disgusting.

>>12915835
Governments don't like to admit that they are wrong. The US only reluctantly reverses because of huge financial gain, but Europeans will forever stay in the stone age and finance youth immigrant gangs and seedling mafia and renounce huge tax incomes, just to make sure you can't smoke a little weed during the weekend.

>>12915856
Ironically here in the UK we are one of the largest exporters of medical cannabis in the world yet its illegal for the populace and for kids who have daily seizures the parents try to bring it in from Canada and have it confiscated.

>>12915864
The UK is fucked lol
>go against the voted will of the people to bring a fuckton of immigrants in and then start an ad campaign to stop your citizens from leaving for the americas

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>>12915882
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

weed is fantastic.
food is better
music is better
sex is better

>>12915885
>THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO
gets me every time

weed is fucking comfy, I love it. A lot of /ck/ gets really upset when people post about weed, compared to most boards. I think its shitposting alcoholics.

>>12915846
if you make infused butter/oil correctly, they can taste great. I made blondies a couple weeks ago and they tasted fine. No shitty weed taste at all. People will commonly squeeze the cheese cloth when it is filtering the infused butter/oil, which apparently leads to the bad taste. I followed this recipe for butter. https://www.leafly.com/news/lifestyle/recipe-how-to-make-basic-cannabutter..

>>12915885
chill out and smoke some weed breh

>>12915885
>think weed users are obnoxious
>proceed to be more obnoxious than the entire rest of the thread combined
sasuga sxe kiddies

>>12915882
yup it's fucked. if you follow the trail you see that the directors of the company that export cannabis have links to the government. it's all kinds of corrupt.

>>12915929
iirc the head of one of those big grow operations is the husband of the dumb cunt who passed the psychoactive substances act back in 2016

>>12915893
these things aren't comparable at all, you aspie

>>12915946
I think you might be the aspie anon, he's saying weed makes all those things better

Love it, but almost impossible to find a dealer where I live. State next to mine legalized so I will just drive the 2 hours and buy a bunch of carts from a dispensary and take them back with me. Very little risk because they have no odor and the cops can't search your car without probable cause and I am a very safe driver so I doubt I'll be pulled over at all. My only worry is checkpoints that will inevitably be set up near state borders after the dispensaries open up.

>>12915937
meanwhile i can go to tesco and buy enough vodka to kill a russian horse but can't buy a flower to smoke which is impossible to overdose on.

>>12915973
it's like they actually want us to wallow in the misery of the fucking mess they've driven us into

>>12915972
I love being a Med patient. That stuff looks like absolute doo-doo.

>>12915972
As long as you aren't a minority, your plates haven't expired, you drive the speed limit, and you don't smoke while you drive, you're fine. I've taken many roadtrips to colorado for skiing and I always bring back what I get from the dispensaries. Never had any issues with cops. However, I try to avoid major interstates like I-80. Last spring i took a trip to denver with some friends and on the way back we took an alternative route that went through the black hills and the badlands. Shit was cash. The badlands were empty of tourists in March.

>>12915946
I meant its all better with weed

>>12915882
>muh voted will of the people

Weed is so cheap here in Washington that I’ve been high for years. Sometimes I forget where I am.

>>12916008
Pic related was actually from a medical dispensary in Ohio. Phone cam is shit though. Top nug was extremely purple and was labeled at 26% thc. Bottom nug was Northern Lights
>>12916022
Appreciate the advice anon

I get an ounce of very high quality marijuana for $100 dollars here in Orange County, California.

>>12916046
You the original rec states did it to themselves because they gave out grower permits like candy? Washington and Oregon have too much weed and not enough people to buy it. I think it's why the price of weed on the black market has plummeted within the past few years. A lot of growers in those states are just shipping it out to the flyover states.

>>12915794
No I dont like weed. Its a difficult ingredient to cook with and generally doesnt taste very pleasant.

I smoke every day and I have other prescriptions that are more expensive, even after pretty good insurance. I spend maybe, 30 bucks a month for weed.

Dont mind it. Its just not my thing. Tried bong smoke, joints, cookies whatever. Just got me relaxex and sleepy. Alcohol make me alert and creative.

>>12915794
the official reddit drug

>>12915794
I'm not sure I do...
I vape a lot in my grasshopper, and kingpen carts
Also just finished clarifying a batch (50g into 2l oil) and am feeling the effects coming on hard

Makes me paranoid.
When I get drunk I like to take one hit to go to sleep.

>>12915794
Never tried it. It's legal in my country though.

/ck/ is made of:
1/3 of animefags
1/3 of semi-liberal potheads
1/3 of semi-liberal animefags potheads

>>12916145
What’s up OC bro? Wanna cook together?

>>12915794
I don’t care if people smoke it but I hate the way it makes me feel. I used to enjoy it as a teenager but in my 30s it just makes me freak out and overthink things.

CBD weed is the patricians choice

>>12915794
Gives me insane-tier panic attacks so no.
Even the smell of it still makes me feel anxious and I haven't touched the stuff for 11 years.

I have had chronic pain issues for about 5 years, it's one of the only things that helps me. Have tried other things but they fuck the body up way too much.

i like edibles over smoking weed and even then it isn't fantastic. lsd is the patrician choice

>>12915846
>cannaoil is fucking disgusting.
I agree. The best thing I can say about it is that it has a savory, almost pesto like quality. I don't know why everyone insists on putting such a thing in sweets

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12915893
>food is better
>music is better
>sex is better

Those things + weed makes them all fantastic. Except the improved food thing no longer happens for me.

>>12917250
>Except the improved food thing no longer happens for me
its rare you see another real stoner in these threads

>>12917250
>Except the improved food thing no longer happens for me.
That’s because you’re an addict and smoke everyday. Try taking a break sometime

>>12917250
>without satisfying my addiction i cant gain enjoyment from music, food or sexual intercourse
Pathetic.

>>12917260
This is correct for stoners but if you use weed sparingly it actually does enhance those things, not merely return you to a normal state

>>12917267
If you must reply to my posts attempting to justify your cannabis addiction at least have the decency to sage this awful thread.

>>12917278
I’m not a cannabis addict. I was explaining why cannabis addiction is bad.

>>12915794
Ye

>>12915794
cannabis milk is pretty gud

>>12917588
Weed plant ain't got no nipples tho

>>12917601
PLTEASE DON T TELL ME THIS IS TRUE PELASE IF ITS NOT MILK WHJAT HAVE I BEEN DRLINKING???? OH GOD

>>12917608
semen

>>12915815
wtf why would you cum on a pbj?

>a thread about fucking DUDEWEED drug has been up for 9 hours
>but my thread about a grocery store happening gets deleted within like 2 hours >>12913088
*ahem*
FUCK THE JANNIES

>>12915794
i like it in my clothes :)

>>12917660
cry me a river bitch

>>12917709
Shut the fuck up, janny

>>12915794
Yes

>>12915846
I find nicotine ruins the high for me. I don’t know how people mix them.

Legal in my country so if I desired to partake I would go to a store or order it online.

>>12917073
>if I ignore the far-right people here it means they don't exist

1/3 homos and women
1/3 cucks
1/3 men
ftfy

smoking weed or cigarettes kills your lungs

>>12917850
thanks, it's not like everyone on earth already knows this

>>12917758
Same here. Ultimately nicotine buzz cancels out most of the brain buzz from the weed but leaves a nice body buzz. But >>12915846
is definitely on to something. A friend of mine rolled a lot of Backwoods brand blunts and those were absolutely dynamite. I used to have a pack of rolling papers, I think 100mm long and 1 and 1/4 in wide (sorry for system mix lol it's the best way I can describe it) that was pressed and cut tobacco. Essentially a processed tobacco leaf and I would roll nice sized hybrid blunt joints. Perfect for two.

Recently quit the vape tho. Yeah yeah "supposed linked deaths" from the CDC but it was fucking my teeth up more than they already are and I kinda drew the line. Vain I know but when I think about it I did winded faster and that's pretty lame. Whatever.

i love marijuana

Do any anons have stories of making cannabutter edibles/food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHEQ_I2f9Y

>>12917078
I don't know how to cook, sorry dude.

>>12917937
A roommate and I made some awesome THC vanilla ice cream once. Got me body stoned as fuck.
Helped a dealer make gummies not too long ago. He couldn't get the texture right on the gummies. His first batch was nasty. I helped him get the texture from mushy jello to an actually gummy texture.

Yes. Food tastes better when you're high. That doesn't justfiy >dudeweedlmao behaviour, but it is an enjoyable thing from time to time

>>12915972
>checkpoints
I'm a euro so I don't quite understand - checkpoints means border control when crossing from one state to another within the US? that's a thing?

>>12918418
What part of United States was confusing to you?

>>12917942
oh you should learn its good for you

>>12915794
DUDE

>>12918418
No it’s not that dude is just retarded

>>12915794
ARE YOU KIDDING ME DUDE I LOVE WEED DUDE I SMOKE ALL DAY EVERY DAY ALL NIGHT DUUUUUDE

>>12915893
And food, its the only drug that could make fat

It's legal now.
Why is everyone still sperging out about it?

>>12918600
1.its not legal everywhere
2.BRO DUDE WEED
3.i dunno give it like a year itll calm down

>>12915835
Because GUNS BAD
Alcohol GOOD
IGNORE that alcohol kills more people than guns by several dozen times and has no real defendable qualities
IGNORE that while guns can do both good and bad, alcohol can only cause pain
Just CONSUME PRODUCT

>>12918600
Too many country-fried retards whose retarded boomer parents drilled the whole
>MARIJUANAS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS DRUG IN THE USA
thing into them.

>>12915794
I hate cannibals

>>12915794
Yea boi

>>12917258
>>12917128
It's nothing to be proud of. I barely feel anything from a single joint now

Maybe I should stop adding tobbaco

>>12917845
1/3 alt right cucks
2/3 actual people

ftfy my subhuman friend

>>12917758
>I don’t know how people mix them.
Rolling them without tobacco woul bankrupt me.

>>12915815
unironically make a tinder account and put in your bio "just looking for weed" set your preference to both Male and female and I guarantee you will have a plug in 2 days.

>>12918849
If you are going to do this, you better use a burner phone. Only shady dealers use tinder and it's usually to do one time bunk weed sales to retards who don't know how to find a good dealer. So much better to just use .oni and dark.fail and have any drug mailed safely to your door.

>>12915815
What part of colorado are you coming to? I'll smoke you up and we can play smash bros

>>12917758
I only do it when broke but the tobacco is like the seat team kicking in the door, then the weed rush comes a little after

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

every day brother

t. binland

>>12918836
this

I smoke 10g a week I don't mind the cost. I roll with tobacco because it burns better and more even and you can take nicer puffs.

I only put about 20% tobacco though. I don't mind the nicotine because I have snus in my lip 24/7 a little hit is nothing.

Yeah, the occassional joint is pretty enjoyable. Especially when you cooked some good shit, smoke a fat joint and then proceed eating while listening to good music.

LMAO you like weed too? Dude I love weed. I got some good quality shit right now. This is the good shit. I'm so high LMAO.

>tfw just ordered $200 in distillate vape carts

Fuck fuck fuck, I hope they dont have vit. E

the pizza was a little undercooked

>>12921105
Dont ever smoke carts just get a dab pen you load dabs into.

>>12921105
Lmao get fucked zoomer. Smoking trees is the only way. Vaping from a dynavap is also ok but all electric vapes are shady.

>>12918600
virtue signalling

>>12921756
how the fuck does that have anything to do with virtue signaling

>>12921767
Virtue signalers are a kind of moral fag. They pride themselves on how virtuous they are, and how good they are for obeying the rules, even if the rules are bullshit and make no sense. Cannabis is against the rules, and therefore virtuesignalers make jackasses out of themselves by bragging about how against cannabis they are. They're like the "straight edge" faggots from a few years back. Teatotalers.

I like it alot, but lately Ive just been drinking on top of smoking and turning into a mute potato when i go out and about
whenever I give it up, girls enter my life

>>12921805
You've got that completely wrong, my man. You've lost track of the zeitgeist's pulse. That's OK. We all get old eventually.

>>12915973
I took 30mg of edibles last monday and totally freaked the fuck out.
It was total loss of control levels, more like alchohol than thc

>>12921876
alright then, virtue signaller, what's the zeitgeist's pulse?

>>12915794
It’s great but not for everyone. Anti-canabis fooks are dumb as fuck and base all their arguments on racist propaganda lies from the 1920s.

>>12918418
No, we don't have checkpoints to cross state lines but we do have things like dui checkpoints. They aren't constant, they set em up from time to time and we can learn when and where from the newspaper or maybe online, they have to make the info available before they do it though. These are for catching drunk drivers before they take out a family in a car accident.
You can't stop someone here for crossing a border, but you can stop them to talk and make sure they haven't been drinking because we really aren't a free country as much as it's memed.
So, let's say your bordering state strikes down a law against thing. You know people are going to that state for thing. Let's go ahead and set up a checkpoint just after that border claiming we're looking for drunks but really, we're looking for thing.
America is chucked as fuck. We've got free speech, and some gun rights (not all, so many restrictions because we love being cucked as much as you guys, but our founding fathers were way too manly so we take as much cucking as we're allowed according to what they said we can do) that's great, but our government is just as tyrannical. Mostly federal. Our federal government is kinda like the EU for our states. Each state is supposed to be sovereign and the federal government only dictates our interactions but again, we are serious cucks wanting nothing but to watch what we love be destroyed so we fucked that up too so our federal government is stronger than our state government.
This lead us to these pot dispensers legally operating business according to their state law being raided by federal agents, taking all products and profits as contraband because fuck what the state wants, suck the federal government dick or that federal dick is going in your ass.
Meanwhile we talk shit about you guys and the EU because a couple times they made laws for you that weren't really popular.

it's degenerate.

>>12921901
I presume you are asking about the term "virtue signal," rather than wanting me to regale you with a full explanation of all current social trends and lexicographic constructions as would be the strictly correct interpretation of your wording. To wit, I will provide you with a brief summary.

It is simply an overt appearance of adherence to a certain morality, especially that which falls under the vague banner of "social progressivism," especially for the attainment of upvotes in social media. Obedience has nothing to do with it, though there is of course a tacit obedience to an organically produced code of conduct. Nothing said on 4chan can be considered virtue signalling, as there are no identities to attribute the signal to. Further, the stereotypical virtue signaler will not be against the use of drugs, making it an even more inappropriate term in a case of drug opposition-- while it's technically possible to characterize public drug opposition on social media as a form of virtue signalling, the term carries incompatible baggage from its more common application.

>>12921965
All you're doing is proving my point, anon. You're signalling your "virtue" to make yourself look good for social media, not because of any actual legitimate moral consideration.

>>12921930
>rreee it is my RIGHT to murder people by t-boning them while drunk out of my balls

What the fuck is wrong with you

>>12921993
Straw man arguments are easy. Try something a little bit harder until you work your way up to maybe understanding the idea of liberty. It doesn't matter whether I've been drinking, fuck you for stopping me at all when I've done nothing wrong.
Personally, haven't. Never been in a car accident in my life.
Instead of fucking my time over, maybe fuck those guys that crash their car drunk over more. Makes more sense to me to punish the guys fucking up instead of everyone all at once.
Not the same to you? You actually enjoy being stopped for nothing? Like I said, cuck. You really like it up the ass and that's okay, I don't mind, but that's your thing. Just speed more and swerve some, you'll get all the police attention you want.
For me, I'd rather just get where I'm going to do what I want without a 20 minute traffic jam fucking up my schedule under the guise of catching drunk drivers when they never do but they catch a lot of people who forgot to register the vehicle again for the 100th time to make sure the government knew where that thing was.

Tldr; ffs I'll put it in your ass if you want it so bad

>>12922046
Put the meth down, speedy

anyone tried pic related?

>>12922046
You are a huge statistical risk, though.

>>12922364
No. That's silly. I bake a gram or so of kief at 250 for 20 mins then mix it in a small pan of melting butter and spread it on a piece of bread. It tastes vile but gets me pretty blasted and I have a high tolerance. (everyday smoker for 16 years)

I wish that LSD were fucking legal