/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12885148
>eating frozen hfcs boomer garbage

I feel sorry for you sad sacks who don't know the joys of HEB creamy cretins.

>>12885168
>>12885148
you may not like it, but this is what peak ice cream looks like

>>12885184
fucking yummy

>>12885184
I DONT like it. Go fr*ck yourslef, this is REAL cream.

>>12885148
Christmas Cookie is 10/10, wish it wasn't seasonal

If you guys don't have an ice cream spoon yet, fucking get one. I didn't think it would matter, but it's like the ice cream was always meant to get cut with that angle and guided into that swoop of a bowl before entering my mouth.

I liked their radio commercials when I lived down south. Never tried their ice cream though.

For me, it's Swoon by HEB

>>12885748
Okay, now this is based.

>>12885184
>>12885193
Both Blue Bell and HEB are garbage. Look at the ingredients. Corn syrup, artificial flavors. Garbage. I cant even think of a brand that's just straight up milk, cream, vanilla, etc.

>>12885774
haagen dazs

>>12885774
Oh wow, look at this naysayer. Look at him spreading his lies. Incredible. Does it feel good to spout such drivel, you little punk?

What part of H-E-B Select Ingredients® do you not understand? Let me make it clear for knuckleheads like you -

>Our Ice Creams never use High Fructose Corn Syrup, Artificial Flavors, or hundreds of other synthetic ingredients ...

Capiesh?

Any other lies you want to tell us? ...
I'm waiting.....
I'll take that as a no. Dont' speak about things you aren't qualofied to talk about.

>>12885148
make your own damn ice cream

>>12885809
>Our Ice Creams never use High Fructose Corn Syrup, Artificial Flavors, or hundreds of other synthetic ingredients ...
>>12885193
>says artificial flavor added right on the box
>corn syrup in the ingredient list

Mmmm listeria

>>12885849
That's the old box. It's been updated to match its superior recipe since then.

Blue Bell hasn't been good since well before the listeria outbreak, even.

>>12885748
I don't really care for the Swoon, even though the flavors are usually pretty good, it leaves a plasticy aftertaste in my mouth.

>>12885800
Haagen Dazs is about as good as you're gonna get at the grocery store, unless there's some local creamery shit there.

*gets salmonella*

baileys-flavored ice cream is always good

>>12885148
>>12885184
>>12885193

Move aside Dixie; real ice cream is coming through.

>>12886083
This flavor is dreadful to me.

>>12886083
>literal cheese makers
>"marionberry"(????)
>problematic Native American slur

I don't think so sweaty,

Does anyone on this board have taste? Jesus.

>>12885148
>Blue Bell
Yuck.
Breyer's, Haagen-Dazs or nothing.

>>12886128
>artificial flavor added
yes
thickenerfags also need not apply

>>12885148
negress tongue

>>12886128
now THIS is peak tejas

>>12885724
thanks for the pro tip

P.S. HEB Birthday Cake flavor does not disappoint

>get Banana pudding Bluebell
>love it to bits
>listeria outbreak
>been desperate for them to release it again
>releases again
>eats it again
>doesn't taste the same as it used to be
Feels bad man

>>12885148
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>>12886268
*teleports behind you*

>>12887517
*unsheathes muh 'cream*

I love me some Brey-Brey Natty 'Nilla.

>>12885148
>Blue Bell Mardi Gras King Cake
>cinnamon ice cream with pastry pieces, candy sprinkles, and a cream cheese swirl

Would try.

>>12887527
>Private Selection
Sounds like a cheap bottom-of-the-barrel shitwipe brand, like Walmart's Great Value branding

>>12886060
fuck yeah, this and the chocolate stout & pretzel are the best haagen dazs flavors

>>12887816
all moose tracks ice cream, regardless of brand or variety, is bound to be a winner any day of the week against any competitor. it's a simple combination that can't be beat and can't be fucked up by manufacturers, even low-tier shitty ones.
>delicious ice cream base, normally vanilla (can't fuck it up)
>stretches and swirls of fudge (can't fuck it up, can't beat it)
>peanut butter cups, mostly made of chocolate, scattered throughout (can't fuck it up, can't beat it, God-king ascension achieved)
imagine not being on the winning team
>mbw (my bowl when)

>>12887925
This is difficult to argue against.

G.O.A.T.

>>12886099
>>12886119
It's legitimately the best ice cream out there. I also like Umpqua huckleberry cheesecake.

>>12888776
Forgot my pic. Two scoops of this in a waffle cone is probably the best you can do with ice cream.

What's the best flavor to get acquainted with blue bell? I just moved to the South.

Tillamook is the only ice cream worth eating in 2019 besides homemade shit

>>12885724
Where can I get this exact spoon?

>>12888874
The kappabashi area of Tokyo.

I can't guarantee this is the same, but it looks very similar.
https://www.amazon.co.jp/%E5%8C%97%E9%99%B8%E3%82%A2%E3%83%AB%E3%83%9F%E3%83%8B%E3%82%A6%E3%83%A0-Hokuriku-Alumi-A-1283-%E3%82%B9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%BC%E3%83%84%E3%83%BB%E3%82%A2%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AA%E3%83%BC%E3%83%A0%E3%82%B9%E3%83%97%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3/dp/B01DBBX5L0/ref=mp_s_a_1_15?_encoding=UTF8&imageClass=hi-res&keywords=ice%2Bcream%2Bspoon&phoneCarrier=wifi&phoneType=Android&qid=1567881119&rd=1&s=gateway&sr=8-15&view=Touch9&th=1&psc=1

>>12888909
That looks exactly like it. Thank you.

>>12885168
this man is from Texas

>>12885193
nah son, this is real cream

>>12887539
that stuff tastes like chalk man, that isn't even ice cream

>>12887517

>go to Burgerland
>all the "ice cream" at the market is reduced fat/low calorie shit except for B&J's which really isn't too bad
How the fuck are Americans so fat when their food is all neutered trash?

>>12889895
big appetites
if they fed them human food it'd get too expensive
about a decade away from plant based animal feed unironically

>>12888975
unironically mirin your cream rn bro

>>12885168
Yeah because ice cream is the pinnacle of health foods and adding syrup to it ruins that, right

>>12890462
>t. Big Corn

>>12890452
Thanks man, I'm about to have a bowl of the good stuff. I truly love HEB, best store in the world.

>>12885168
fossil flakes and strawberry mesquite honey goat

*blocks your path*

>>12885148
actual king cake is garbo, so I don't know why you'd bother trying to eat things flavored like it

you know that garbage that shows up in your grocery store for like a week and then gets thrown away because for some reason the consumers remembered it tastes bad but the merchants don't?
that's what they sell down in 'Nawlins

sure you can make your own or pick up a specialty cake, but I guarantee you the shitty kind in the purple box sells like mcdonalds

>>12885148
Listeriosis is my favorite blue bell flavor

>>12890843
>talenti gelato
I have to eat it in a dark room, to hide my sin from God.

for me, its cotton candy explosion from brusters ™

>>12888772
trash

>>12891073
That looks like trash.

>>12888991
>that isn't even ice cream
??????

Breyer's natural vanilla is the one with only five ingredients in it.

>>12891384
>Tara gum

>>12885168
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>>12885148
Thanks, doc

>>12888813
Cookie two step, Or look for the small serving cups eith the birthday cake

Summertime go-to flavor

>>12892589
Uhhh yeah can I get a cringe with some yikes? And give me a big oof please.

Fuck y'all. This is the shit

>>12892813
This too. You're alright anon

>>12885774
>I cant even think of a brand that's just straight up milk, cream, vanilla, etc.
Tillamook.

>>12894629
Kazoontight.

This is the best ice cream

>>12894024
>He doesn’t get it

>>12894456
>this is the shit
Yeah until it gives you the shits
https://youtu.be/zbWpclMMA2w

>>12885774
Imagine posting on 4chan of all places and acting like you are some special baby to good to eat corn syrup. Tell us are you a connoisseur at sucking dick too?

Blue Bell is pleb tier boomer shit. Could only come from a state like Texas, has an image of being awesome....is actually cucked beyond belief. You can taste the nigger sweat in Blue Bell.

>>12886128
Blue Bell is garbage. Only Tex-Fags and niggers with EBT buy this shit

>>12886083
My nigga. I tried most of the tillamook flavors and that was a clear winner.

>>12895675
Imagine being this seething about the fact that people don't want to eat this shit

>>12895603
It's never done that to me, but it would be worth it if it happened

>>12892589
This but ironically.

For me, it's Publix Premium Chocolate Trinity, the best ice cream flavor

>>12892584
tara gum is literally the safe natural alternative to guara gum, according to google.

>>12896994
What? Guar gum is perfectly safe and natural. That's just some marketing wank.

>>12889895
it's not the fat, it's the suggarshit in fucking everything thanks to the FDA

>>12885148
Cookies and Cream or natural vanilla bean are blue bell's GOATs, but of the seasonal flavors I'm partial to the orange swirl pints that came back this year.

bruh

>>12885168
This is a weird post because there is going to be a lot of overlap between HEB and blue bell's markets, their headquarters are like what, 3 hours away from each other? Also
>cretins
Lol.

>>12885148
I'm a nawlinsfag and I think King Cake is trash.

>>12887816
It’s one of Kroger’s three house brands. Private Selection is actually good quality and has some interesting selections/flavors. Kroger brand is clones of popular name brands. “Pssst” is poverty tier.

>go to grocery store to buy ice cream
>have to choose between soy chugging hipster brands that are $7 a pint or "frozen dairy dessert" that legally isn't even ice cream
fuck this shit

>>12899251
> “Pssst” is poverty tier.
They've actually rebranded the pssst stuff, they are now product dependent 'clever' phrases. Like the tea is called 'one of the perks' and the butter and cheese is 'moovalous'. That PS denali moose tracks ice cream is actually pretty freaking awesome for the cost. The PS hummus is better than sabra too imo.
T. Kroger fag

American ice cream is disgusting.

best ice cream I ever had was Andy's frozen custard.

>>12899344
>t. poopoo person whose country's name isn't even in its own history books

>>12890843
Never had this gelato layers flavor of the Talenti brand but I did buy the Black Raspberry Vanilla Parfait back in July and like it.

>>12899521
that seems difficult to eat. unless you are a fat fuck who eats the enitre thing at once you won't be able to get all 3 layers in one scoop.

>>12888780
>Yet another use of an Indigenous American word by Whites.
Ugh

>>12899556
Or you could just eat one layer at a time.

>>12885148
is king cake any good? first time I’ve heard of it.
wouldn’t baking a plastic toy inside a cake be bad?

>>12899567
Huckleberry?

That talenti shit is Unilever snowjob.

I feel finally had some Ben and Jerry's after listen to some business podcast. Hippy lefty shit is repulsive in principle, but at least they don't try to ingredient fuck you.

I had the flagship Cherry Garcia. It was a bit busy. Verdict: overrated.

>>12899698
Phish Food is their best one, I’d try that next time

>>12899583
I tried it once, and it tasted like laundry detergent.

>>12899744

Even trying it once was sort of a contarian miracle for me considering their corporate culture. Unless there is a way for me to get a sample like at Baskin Robbins, I don't want to give them another dime. How is that factory tour?

It's how over priced it is that irks me the most. Trader Joe's got anything?

>tfw east coast NJ
>tfw all these blue bell posts
For years I've wondered what this stuff tastes like,

>>12899782

You'll always have Blue Bunny and PET, you lucky bastard

Wait till you fags find out that yuengling makes the best ice cream. And it's coming to you soon cause dick sold it to some big ass conglomerate. Probably gonna be shit before you get a chancto taste real ice cream.

For a real treat, get some Kemp's Lime Sherbet and some strawberries. Put a scoop of the lime sherbet in a bowl and top with sliced strawberries.

For everything else, I detest Kemp's ice cream, but their lime sherbet is far better with strawberries than other sherbets I've tried. In general, I prefer Blue Bell.

>>12899954
I found some like a year ago. I think it was chocolate coffee flavor. I didn't think it was very good.

>>12886128
smart man

>>12885148
I have a blue bell collection and did not care for it.

Wish they made a beer flavoured blue bell ice cream to highlight the greatness of the old fashioned Texas bock. A truly world class beer.

Level up lard ass

>>12899556
>unless you are a fat fuck who eats the enitre thing at once
don't worry I'm American

>>12885168
>HEB creamy cretins.
I feel sorry for you ignorant people that don't make their own ice cream.

SALTED CARAMEL ICE CREAM IS THE ONLY VIABLE AND VALID OPTION.

Rate my blue bell collection /ck/

>>12902096
Do you actually collection them or are you a hoarder?

>>12902106
I started collecting the flavors 6 years ago. Got the special regional flavors when I went to Brenham, TX. Got the Florida, Louisiana, Kentucky, and South Texas special flavors. Every time I see a new flavor in the store I buy it, eat the ice cream in a month or two and clean out the container and put it on the shelf.

>>12902124
neet, hide those sorbet tho, that's sacrilege.

>>12902137
Want to see more?

(I feel like I am asking if you want me to flash you for some reason)

>>12902159
Yeah do it, i'm curious, that sea salt caramel in the 1st pic is staring at me in a sexual way.

>>12902166
Ok second layer for you pervs.

>>12902193
Any flavor that you want a close up of?

>>12902193
>>12902195
Nice, yeah if you could make a solo pictures of the nonfat strawberry it'll be great, it actually looks good for a ice cream bucket.

>>12902213

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>>12902193
you are my hero, i wish i did that

>>12902225
Looking good, thanks mate.

Alright i'm going to do some shopping, all these lewd pictures digged a hole in my stomach and it's still hot enough to indulge one last time, see you on the other side, where there is no sorbet.

>>12902248
>>12902237
My autism activated and I went to sorting. I put vanilla based on top, then chocolate base, then fruit and coffee based, then everything else. I put the pints on bottom and realized that I had multiple duplicates and eliminated them.

Name a more based flavor...

>>12903036
What's in it?

>>12903100
Separation of the flavors.
https://www.wideopeneats.com/blue-bell-great-divide-ice-cream/

>>12885148
First time i saw king cake, I thought it was some gay pride fagotry and dared the other shoppers to stick their dick in it.

>>12887816
Private Selection is actually good shit even if it is Kroger. I'll never eat anything labeled "Great Value" after eating the plastic they call "cheese".

>>12902284
Three things I want to ask you:
1) What is in Tropical Paradise?
2) What do you think of Southern Blackberry Cobbler and the Key Lime Mango Tart
3) Is the Southern Peach Cobbler as good as the blackberry one?

>>12896965
Based, redpilled, and no doubt dabbing on all other posters ITT

>>12903997
1. Some coconut pineapple flavor only meant for Florida. Bought it at the Brenham HEB
2. I had Southern Blackberry Cobler atleast twice it was great. Key lime tart was great.
3. I remember it being good, but it was long ago.

Which one

>>12904059
Shit tier: cotton candy, Krazy Kookie Kough
Good: a lot of choices
Great: Blackberry Cobbler, homemade Vanilla

>>12904059
Fuck do they sell these in Canada

>>12904103
I saw them in Virginia for like $4.99 for the half gallon.

>>12904103
its dollar general. more expensive than other places for some stuff

>>12903781
They should rename it Plessy vs Ferguson as a fuck you

>>12904103
Yea, I saw a bunch in a Moncton Dollarama on sale for 9.95.

>>12904202
>Plessy vs Ferguson
The original Rosa Parks troll job.

>>12903781
Ah yes, I remember my mom buying the “fuck niggers” flavor every week at the Albertsons

>>12903781
How sweet.

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>>12899521
>hfcs
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>>12904059
they've all been licked

>>12904464
Only if they open easily. Anyone who has had an experience opening a fresh blue bell knows they don’t open easily.

>>12904053
Shiet, that Tropical Paradise flavor sounds right up my alley

>>12904059
Anon I really hope you got Southern Blackberry Cobbler

>>12904605
how weak are you

>>12885148
>blue bell

ENJOY YOUR WE DONT CARE WHO DIES OF LISTERIA OVER AND OVER FOR YEARS BRAND OF ICE CREAM
Jerks. I'm done for life. I'll stick to whatever else I think is top tier, because a corporate decisionmaker doesn't give a shit 4 times over when people die and not make one single change.

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/08/business/blue-bell-knew-about-listeria-issues-fda-says.html

>>12904643
Just made a man a split. Opened up a fresh great divide half gallon.

Sea salt caramel cookie with butterscotch topping, great divide with chocolate syrup, strawberry cheesecake with marshmallow topping

>>12904686
Forgot pic

>>12904651
You know who really caused it.

>>12904711
Wrong, the strain was linked by DNA evidence to the factory. If it was in store contamination there would be different DNA in the listeria that affected people who lived in different states.

>>12904724
A hanging was in order, but Texas chickened out.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT LISTERIA IS AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

>>12904226
>newbrunswicuck detected
Sup

>>12904286
The flavors are separate but equal and being provided similar accommodations in the tub.

>>12904820
it's a type of mouthwash

>>12892813
this flavor blows tho

>>12894456
ur wrong too

bb is watery af compared to real ice cream like tillamook

>>12904630
A trip to Florida is in order

>>12905267
Nice.

>>12903036
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>>12907047
Now that I think about it, another good name would be 'Neapolitan, fixed'. Fuck strawberry ice cream.

>>12908004
Dang

best flavor coming through

Christmas time is coming, lads!

>>12885193
Looks like something you’d find at the dollar store

>>12885148
i honestly don't think i've seen blue bell at any grocery on the west coast. where do they stock this shit

>>12909171
Colorado is your closest state for it. They expand slow.

Just like yuengling