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>eats sharp chedder
>cuts tounge

>> No.12887176
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>cool ranch
>it’s room temp

>> No.12887179

faggot reddit thread

>> No.12887181

>>12887164
Based
>>12887176
Retard

>> No.12887193

>>12887179
>>12887181
cringe
chill out russia

>> No.12887197

>>12887179
i can practically smell the new

>> No.12887200 [DELETED] 

>>12887179
based

>> No.12887349
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>Red onions
>They are purple

>> No.12887695
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>hamburger
>no ham

>> No.12887702
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>potato cakes
>no icing or candles

>> No.12887715

>>12887695
a non ham hamburger is a burger you flyover.

>> No.12887718
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>rapeseed oil
>no rape occurs during manufacture

>>12887179
lurk moar newfag

>> No.12887728
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>eats chocolate
>doesn't make you late

>> No.12887736

>chili dog
>it's not from dog

>> No.12887737

>order Rocky mountain oysters
>they don't even come in the shell

>> No.12887749

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>> No.12887754

>>12887736
>chili dog
>it's served warm

>> No.12887758
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>>12887715
>burger
>no urge

>> No.12887759

>cottage cheese
>not made in a cottage

>> No.12887764
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>eat hval biff
>it's fucking whale meat

>> No.12887765

>granny smith apple
>doesn't create metal tools
>doesn't have grandchildren

>> No.12887772
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>went for some Chinese food
>prepared by Mexicans

>> No.12887776

>strawberry
>not a straw

>> No.12887777

>coon cheese
>not made from actual coons

>> No.12887781

>>12887777
cunt

>> No.12887790
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>>12887728
I won't admit my laughter at this

>> No.12887798

>sirloin
>not knighted

>> No.12887804

>>12887749
Wrong board dyel, also ab vacuums
>i cook

>> No.12887811

>Ate forbidden black rice an hour ago
>Get the shakes, beginning to hear omnious sounds

>> No.12887812

>Slow cooker
>Has a FAST setting

>> No.12887819

>instant oatmeal
>takes 3 minutes

>> No.12887831
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https://minuterice.com/cooking

>> No.12887838

>>12887772
too real

>> No.12887839

>get out frying pan
>find dead fairytale character in it
Roommate's weird.

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>>12887695
>hamburger
>no fried up German in there

>> No.12887851

go back to 9gag dumbshits

>> No.12887854
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>>12887843
>hamburg er
>much less delicious than expected

>> No.12887888

>cashews
bless you

>> No.12887913

>human meat
>still alone

>> No.12887918
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>use cast iron
>not enough mana

>> No.12887943

>>12887179
Newbie, this is what we do here

>> No.12887998

>>12887918
Kek

>> No.12888001

>>12887888
got me

>> No.12888273
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>stainless steel
>stains

>> No.12888417

>>12887179
huh?

>> No.12888421
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>>12887164
>rocky road
>tastes like pavement

>> No.12888429
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>>12887164
>bake some snickerdoodles
>don't get my snicker doodled

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>rarebit
>is very common

>> No.12888472

>>12887164
I feel like the thread is doing the opposite joke of what OP did

OP:
>food name implies ______
>it does ______

Posters:
>food name implies ______
>it doesn't ______

sorry i have autism

>> No.12888481

>>12887754
>chili dog
>not Chilean

>> No.12888485

fuck these shit reddit threads

>> No.12888523

>>12888485
>waaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
>anything I don’t like is reddit!!!!!!
>muh secret cluuuuuub!!!!!!

>> No.12888534
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>>12888485
>reddit
>didn't read it

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>>12887918
Good one anon

>> No.12888548
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12888548

>rapeseeds
>don’t even grow rape

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>order tacos
>they don't talk

>> No.12888697

>>12888485
t.came from t_d

>> No.12888714

>>12887749
kek i loved these threads on fit

>> No.12888717

>Order spaghetti
>It's not a tiny negro bath facility

>> No.12888722

>kitchen aid
>won't turn on the oven for you

>> No.12888738

>>12887179
>>12888485
NO FUN ALLOWED

>> No.12888767
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>>12888717
holy fuck, if that was an original joke, props to you, anon; 10/10

>> No.12888770

>>12887164
fuck you op I actually laughed

>> No.12888804
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>eats buffalo wings
>buffalo don't have wings

>> No.12888846
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>eat jawbreaker
>jaw breaks

>> No.12888886

>>12887737
Underated post

>> No.12888918

>eats breakfast

>not fasting

>> No.12888930

>>12888846
>eat potato chip
>bit of my tooth breaks off

>> No.12888995 [DELETED] 

>>12887179
>>12887181
>>12887193
>>12887197
>>12887200
>>12887718
>>12888417
>>12888485
>>12888523
>>12888534
>>12888697
>>12888738
There’s too many newfags here today
Move along kiddos, I know it’s hard to tell, but it’s a lot easier to understand once you’re there and impossible to understand until then. You’re all greener than my toilet after a night of absinthe and you’re all gayer than a pride parade on a holiday.

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>see hotdog
>he actually is very cute and attractive

>> No.12889008 [DELETED] 

>>12887781
nigger

>> No.12889014

>>12888998
Disgusting kill yourself at once.

>> No.12889033

>>12888995
Been here since 2006. This place used to be much less of a hateful cesspool. Keep larping, zoomer.

>> No.12889035

>>12888472
Blame mark poster. He started it

>> No.12889044 [DELETED] 

>>12888995
Holy shit reddit really rolled out for this thread

>> No.12889047

>>12887918
Got a chuckle out of me m8

>> No.12889073

>>12887888
wholesome

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>>12888995
double nigger

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>coq au vin
>there weren't any chickens in the van

>> No.12889451
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>>12888995
holy shit you're embarrassing. go back to whatever cesspool you came from

>> No.12889729

>>12888995
kek i'm hardly new i've been here since 09

>> No.12889798
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>drink coffee
>my throat is fine thank you

>> No.12889811

>>12889798
kek

>> No.12889836

>drink tea
>still have low t

>> No.12889840

>>12887777
based quads

>> No.12889843

Drink water

What? Her?

>> No.12889853
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Extra virgin olive oil.
Someone has already used it.

>> No.12889858

>drink extra virgin olive oil
>oh...

>> No.12889860

Baster?
I hardly know er!

>> No.12889864

>>12889860
Hard liquor? I hardly know er

>> No.12889878

>seasoned pan
>tastes like shit

>> No.12889879
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>buy nogger
>it demands civil rights

>> No.12889894

>sear a bit too much
>reverse sear a little
>perfect

>> No.12889904

>nigiri
>white and pinku

>> No.12889915

>>12889894
kek

>> No.12889929
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>>12889894
nice

>> No.12889977
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>horse crisps
>not hair and not sorce crinps

>> No.12890268

>>12889878
heh

>> No.12890275

>>12888995
Was parsing to this thread lurking and then I saw this. Been here 14 years and fuck you. Back to your containment board of choice.

>> No.12891714

>>12887854
based and underrated
can someone suck this mans dick?

>> No.12891719

>cast iron
>/ck/ counterspells

>> No.12891930

>>12887790
pige

>> No.12892050

I cooked some cup o noodles.
>I ate them on a bowl

>> No.12892100

>spanish onions
>doesn’t even speak spanish

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>> No.12892132

>game meat
>it's not fun

>> No.12892150

>>12887831
>minute rice
>accurate

>> No.12892169

>strawberry
>isn't made of straw

>> No.12892173

>penne pasta
>you can't write with it

>> No.12892297

>>12892150
why is my rice so crunchy

>> No.12892315
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>>12891714
>sucking dick

>> No.12892318

>>12892315
>not sucking dick
What are you, gay?

>> No.12892321 [DELETED] 
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12892321

everyone in this thread is a faggot

>> No.12892449

>>12892318
not him but no

>> No.12892463

>>12892449
so you suck dick then?

>> No.12892467

>>12892463
dick?

>> No.12893336

>angel hair pasta
>doesn't contain any angels

>> No.12893496

>>12890275
wait, what did he say?

>> No.12893830

>buy butter
>it doesn't butt

>> No.12893843

>>12887811

chuckled heartily

>> No.12893850

>make hard boiled eggs
>they were easy to make

>> No.12893857

American cheese.
So where is the cheese?

>> No.12893861
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>eat hummus
>don't start humming

>> No.12893868
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>gyro
>it doesnt even spin

>> No.12893890
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>minute rice
>same size as regular rice

>> No.12893896

>>12893830
Get the fuck out of here

>> No.12893899
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>make toast
>no one clinks their glasses together

>> No.12893918

>>12888717
>spaghettette

>> No.12893929
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>>12893868
stfu

>> No.12893969

>>12893890
heh

>> No.12894014

>>12893496
He said that the number of people who fucked your mom is reasonable and not that much

>> No.12894207
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>>12887164
>drink hot sauce
>i'm still a 3/10

>> No.12894213

>game meat
>you just lost it

>> No.12894226

>>12893899

hehhhhh

>> No.12894935

>>12893890
lol

>> No.12894980
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>pasta
>it's completely original

>> No.12894986

moar fast food threads

>> No.12895108

>>12888918
Lole

>> No.12895352

>>12887164
ICE CREAM
>Stays quiet

>> No.12895479

>>12888918
Breakfast is literally where you break your fast. It means exactly what it says and is therefore the absolute worst example of what we're doing in this thread. Fuck you and you >>12895108

>> No.12895557

>>12887888
ayyyyyyyy

>> No.12895562
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>bengay
>Don't crave cock afterward

>> No.12895666

>Order Gyro
>fucking cunt won't do it unless I whip him

>> No.12896037

>>12892132
kek

>> No.12896748
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12896748

>gouda cheese
>i didn't like it

>> No.12896798

>hot sauce
>in the refrigerator

>> No.12896803

EVERYBODY SHUT UP, GOOD EATS IS BACK ON FOOD NETWORK~!!! AND THEY MADE A MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE~!!!

>> No.12896830
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>>12888804
>yfw they do

>> No.12896832

>use ground cumin
>everyone is on the ground cummin’
I’m not good at this

>> No.12896837

>baste turkey
>it springs to life and begins citing FBI crime statistics and denying the holocaust

>> No.12896838

>>12888804
buffalo is a country, not just an animal.

>> No.12896844

>>12896798
>hot sauce
>only ugly people use it

>> No.12896847
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>>12896838
Buffalo is a city you insolent negro

>> No.12896849
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12896849

>>12887759

>> No.12896920

>ladyfingers
>not made from ladies' fingers

>> No.12896935

>drumsticks
>can't play drums with them

>> No.12896969
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>>12896844

>> No.12897953
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>eastern european food
>contains asbestos

>> No.12897963

>>12894207
Not bad

>> No.12897980

>>12887164
>eat baked beans
>didn't get high

>> No.12897984
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>>12888687
>Taco Tuesday with friends
>We just talk, oh

>> No.12898057

Make bacon
Didn't bake it

>> No.12898116
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>orders rare steak
>couldn't find one

>> No.12898125

>order authentic mexican popitapiyos
>recieve a denture with crooked teeth

>> No.12898133

>>12898116
heh

>> No.12898151
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>go to sushi place
>die from salmonella after 4 hours of being yelled at by the person next to you who doesnt speak fucking english and keeps waving his hands around like hes explaining to you something so simple a retarded child could understand but its in a different fucking language so fuck you learn english you disgusting fucking gook, go touch eat your raw stinky fish somewhere else

>> No.12898158

>peepee poopoo
>poopoo peepee

>> No.12898170

>>12887164
>pancakes
>make them in a skillet

>> No.12898176

>order carbonara
>always undercooked

>> No.12898184

>>12894980
Underrated

>> No.12898188

>>12888459
Um Acktually, its a Welsh Rabbit.

>> No.12898198

>pot brownies
>Make them in a baking dish

>> No.12898203

>>12898188
>Welsh rabbit
>Not made with rabbit

>> No.12898212

>>12888485
>bitches about reddit
>is familiar with what is posted on reddit
HMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.12898213
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>potatoe
>contains no potate

>> No.12898214

>french fries
>invented in belgium

>> No.12898217

>>12898151
huh?

>> No.12898234

>buy kitchen aids
>they don't have HIV

>> No.12898330
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>Cordon bleu
>It’s golden brown

>> No.12898336
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>Order chicken Kiev
>I’m not even close to Ukraine

>> No.12898348
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>>12887179
I CAME HERE FOR SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT COOKING NOT FOR FUN YOU REDDIT FAGS

>> No.12898524

>>12887702
You mean hash browns

>> No.12898525
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12898525

>bloody mary
>has tomato juice instead of blood

>> No.12898534

>eat S'more
>don't ask for some more

LOCK ME UP

>> No.12898536

>>12898534
LOCK ME UP INSIDE

>> No.12898543

>>12887790
pige

>> No.12898582
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12898582

>use cheese grater on cheese
>it really does become better

>> No.12898584

>>12898525
has anyone ever made a bloody mary with just blood?
i wonder how it'd taste

>> No.12898625

>>12894213
Fuck you

>> No.12898626
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>bread
>theres nothing to be read on it at all

>> No.12898725
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>Hash browns
>Golden, not brown
>Contains no cannabis

>> No.12898757

>>12887179
lmao babys first shitpost thread

>> No.12898783

>>12888481
>chili dog
>no chill

>> No.12898785

>>12895562
did you apply it inside your ass?

>> No.12898806

>>12896844
winner

>> No.12898823

>>12887758
>burger
>doesn't burg

>> No.12898825

>>12897953
What the fuck

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>Frigidaire
>Frigid air
ashamed to say I was an adult before I figured this out

>> No.12898833

>caramelize onions
>don't become sticky or chewy

>> No.12898854
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>Eat General Tso's chicken
>Get drafted

>> No.12898869

>>12896847
Buffallo is a verb, you uneducated schmuck

>> No.12898928

>>12892467
bane?

>> No.12898947

>>12887179
rent free

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>>12898869
Buffalo is an adjective you fucking dipshit.

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>>12899289
pretty sure its an adjective

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>>12899289
>>12899346
oh you said adjective damn. pretty sure im retarded

>> No.12899354

>>12887164
its spelled tongue you fucking mongoloid zoomer

>> No.12899387

>>12899354
I know. Typeos happen sometimes dude. Get over it.

>> No.12899435

>>12899387
maybe you should get an job
you sound like you you like sucking an dick alot

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>>12899435
>putting an where it doesnt belong on purpose
haha g-good one anon

>> No.12899538

>>12898188
> Welsh Rabbit.
>>isn't fucking any sheep

>> No.12899606

>>12898524
Bouncy browns

>> No.12899626

>eat pop tarts
>tastes like sour soda

>> No.12899633

I bought some REALLY sharp cheddar for a party I threw a while ago. Let’s just say there’s a couple missing persons reports and that I like cheese.

>> No.12899720

>>12888481
>Chilean Seabass
>Isla Nubar isn't near Chile