/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What a fucking waste of food

>>12883398
what's wasted?

Doesn't look too bad.
Of course it's meant to be a party dish, not intended for everyday consumption.

I must be autistic as fuck because I don't see the problem here. Have you SEEN the 1950's monstrosities where they threw everything but the fucking SINK into jello and try to pass it off as some salad or bullshit. At least OP's doesn't involve gelatin.

>>12883411
Cursed image

>>12883377
Thanks op I was looking for something to make for the next party I go to. It'll be a good excuse to practice making tortillas and mozzarella from scratch too

>>12883377
I'd use pizza dough but this ain't too bad. I've made a snack size pizza before using tortilla. Basically a tostada with pizza sauce and mozz.

>>12883377
>sugar
into the trash it goes

>>12883377
I'd eat the fuck out of those on a drinking night.

some retard on Reddit made this and he's seething

https://www.reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/d0739b/murican_combo_meal_skillet

>>12883460
Pizza sauce and what now?

>>12883492
Definitely a troll

>>12883492
This doesn't seem any worse than other midwist/deep south casseroles. I would probably rather have this than some of the other ones I've encountered. He could have used the shredded cheese on the top layer instead of non-melting singles though.

>>12883492
the horror

>>12883492
go back and stay there nigger

>>12883596
Just have a hamburger and fries, you stooge.

>>12883634
I reported your comments for offtopic garbage

>>12883668
Yes I would never make the types of casseroles I mentioned. I'm just saying that it doesn't seem worse than what tons of flyovers already willingly eat.

>>12883492
These recipes are already shit, why do they feel the need to do "fancy" camerawork shit with the ingredients (eg the faggy stop-motion addition of fries)?

>>12883673
Announcing reports is a violation of the rules. Read 'em and weep, sausage head.

>>12883727
I'm on my phone who cares nerd lmao

>>12883673
go back and stay there nigger

>>12883377

>>12883377
I was on board until they squandered the handheld capabilities of a fucking wrap by smothering the whole platter with cheese

>>12883377

>>12884336

>>12883377
Looks great but you better eat it fast because when it cools down a bit it's going to become one congealed greasy mess.

>>12884375
solution

>>12884340
>uses chives as garnish when you can clearly see fucking fresh basil sitting in the top right corner.

>>12884377
If you cook a meal with painted fingernails I automatically know you're just playing mommy in the kitchen and aren't actually serious about making something taste good.

>>12884289
This webm gave me gynecomastia

>>12883377

>>12884340
i wouldnt feed pigs with this garbage

>>12883404
>not intended for everyday consumption.
Speak for yourself

>>12884436

>>12884460

>>12884289
absolutely disgusting

>>12884424
top kek

>>12884377
Nice. I would try something like that.

>>12884289
That's kind of clever.

>>12884310
Do Americans do things that aren't smothered in cheese?

>>12884336
>>12884340
>no garlic
>no green spices at all
why even bother with this garbage?

>>12884479
Nothing wrong with a good dose of cheese

>>12884308
>YAAAAAAASSSSS
that's what killed me

>>12884460
Andy sixx log of carrot

>>12884512
based

>>12884472
AYO HOL UP

>>12884517
*smacks lips*

>>12884554
>6 billion kinds of cheese just for the sake of it
every single time

>>12884559

>>12884560
please...
no more....

>>12884568
Ever wondered how much cheese was necessary to never ever poop again?

This much

>>12884571

>>12883404
>Of course it's meant to be a party dish, not intended for everyday consumption.

Bollocks. That's an entrée for mutts.

>>12884595

>>12884554
>one pan
>uses a second pan after its flipped over

>>12884619
One pan, one tray

Tray aren't pans

>>12884602
>make meat
>literally drown it in sugar
do americans really make desserts out of meat?

>>12884628

>>12884648

>>12883492
Aside from that disgusting looking sauce and the pickles and shit that looks kinda good. Just fries with ground beef and cheese would be alright in a gluttonous sort of way. Maybe it's because I grew up in the south.

>>12884648
>>12884650
Atleast this one isn't swimming in sugar sauce like the other one

>>12884289
>30 minutes of prep to make shitty "eggs"
They really are retarded

Why do millennials like this shit?
>fast forward speed video
>never quantify amounts of anything
>zoom in on food every 5 seconds

>>12884377
Looks like a prolapsed asshole.

>>12884686
The recipes are on the website. The videos are clickbait to get you there

>>12883377
I wish I had the care to try hard at anything

>>12884289
The prep work isn't necessary but I'm sure it tastes alright

Yes, I too brows r/recipegifs.

>>12883492
>meat
>fries
>cheese
>fry sauce
What's the issue here?

>>12884735

>>12884289
What is it with vegans and using non-standard salt in all their recipes?

>>12884747
Salt is basically fish residue

>>12884484
very American

>>12884495
that's not try hard. it's just tamagoyaki

>>12883402
everything

>>12884559
I don't know why they used parmesan, but a mozzarella/provolone mix is pretty standard.

>>12884837
>those hands

>>12884419
It's not always easy to remove nail polish. You're not going to do it every time you cook a meal at home.

>>12884628
>be anyone
>don't boil the meat
>"do americans really?"
every time

>>12885024
Mmmm I love acrylic chips in my food!

this is all Taco Town tier

>>12884747
A popular process of purifying salt is via charcoal, a non vegan product. Unpurified salt almost guarantees that there are no animal products directly used in the salt manufacturing process.

>>12884472
>camera cuts
>they walk away from the table, go outside and start eating grass

>>12884628
americans need every single thing they eat or drink ti be sweet for some reason
its the home of starbucks """coffee"""" and pineapple on pizza

>>12884472
I'm genuinely trying but I can't watch this webm. watching the cooking process while there's subtitles going on at the bottom drives me up the wall

>>12883411
what is the potato looking onion sock thing in the middle?
for real

>>12884436
That would be pretty cool as a intermission while the kitchen is finishing the later courses. You realistically are going to be eating there with a crowd over the course of several hours so it would be a fun break.

>>12884602
This is just better Gyros. Sauce is too sweet for my taste though, I prefer a savory vinegar sauce personally.

>>12883377
Grew up poor and used to make pizza with canned biscuits tomato sauce and cheese. These look like heaven.

>>12885674
The ham?

>>12884951
It's actually British

>>12883492
Remember when /b/ used to post epic recipes like the bacon cheese weave and monstrous junk food casseroles? Then the normies came and stole it for Epic Meal Time and other shit? This is the same shit. It's 4chan's fault for this kind of thing existing. If you posted this 15 years ago everyone would have loved it.

>>12884340
Unless you're feeding a group of fatasses, there's no way to finish this in one sitting. A day in the fridge and it will be the driest shit. It'll be like eating layers of soft leather. They had to use low-moisture sauce and cheese because it would fall apart from being so tall. Literally making a shittier version just to make it bigger.

12MB
https://kohlkanal.net/.media/652d3cfdcf8a9d4b2c2957ac4e3effbd-videomp4.mp4

>>12883492

>Le french fry hamburger bacon lasange cooked in cast iron.

Bite down on a bullet you stoner scum.

>>12885904
>boo hoo it's dry
Why is everybody on /ck/ saliva deficient?

The Chef grilled cheese webm

If I ever saw someone in real life actually do that I’d spit in their fucking face, really speaks to how pretentious Jon Favreau is, complete self-idealized vanity project film. Stupid cocksucker.

>>12883402
Me ; )

>>12885950
You can't even enjoy a steak that large. Its just too big for proper consumption.
And the part that isn't eaten is stuck being used for sandwiches and shit because you can't reheat that steak and eat it as steak again.

>>12885983
>You can't even enjoy a steak that large
Eat it or no dessert for you!
https://kohlkanal.net/.media/d2b6c3c089ece142502c84e64f6e2c95-videowebm.webm

>>12885134
>charcoal, a non vegan product

eh?

>>12885528
sorted

>>12885974

>>12884308
heh

>>12884308
>sticking the thermometer into the breast
Holy shit, this guy needs to be shot. You check the temp in the thigh when you're doing whole birds.

>>12885959
why not just get a food dehydrator and make all your meals in it? you can even soak it in water like a raccoon before eating it. don't let these plebs get in the way of your love for bad cooking.

>>12883398
any food you eat is a waste of food because you are a waste of existence

>>12886789
Is there a correlation between eating avocados and being retarded?

>>12885134
>charcoal, a non vegan product
It's fucking carbon under pressure

>>12886813
>super saiyan great ape

God I hate Super

>>12886817
That's from GT

>>12883492
I hate how every fucking one of these cooking videos is edited the EXACT same way

>>12886801
>let me use this expensive, 15-degree sharpened, high-rockwell, brittle knife to chop an avacado seed

>>12883377
why do american recipes consist of about 50% cheese, regardless of what's being made

>>12883377
why is this a big deal? youre all faggots.

>>12883377

I'm not saying I wouldn't eat it but this is pretty much something a 12 year old would think up lmao

>>12887084
>those super shit ultra cheap tortillas
>a pinky ring

What did you expect

>>12887076

>>12887103
wow, that end result looks bad

>>12887112
I've never seen a topdown cooking vid that didn't

>>12887103
>how do we make deep dish but even worse

>>12887112
Placing the shit quality pepperoni on top really killed the look.
Also everything looks pretty gross. Honestly I'd eat the Wakanda bullshit if I had to pick one

>>12887115

>>12887134
>Honestly I'd eat the Wakanda bullshit if I had to pick one

Damn bro link your Facebook so I can give you some epic likes #woke

>>12886739
Its actually the area kind of where the joints meet in the thigh area but yeah this guy gets it

>>12884602
mmm I love my growth hormone and antibiotics slathered in high fructose corn syrup and sugar.

>>12887173
BUT OF COURSE DONT ACTUALLY TOUCH THE BONE. you just want the are with the most flesh...but like I said, that guy gets it. BUUUUT YOU CAN ASLO TEMP THE BREAST if you know what your doing.......

>>12883411
I feel like this could work if they didn't make it a vile green color and instead made it more like packaged aspic

>>12884340
>noodles not cooked
>THAT PATHETIC EXCUSEC OF A BECHAMEL
>those meme layers
>no garlic

What the fuck is this? This is absolutely terrible

>>12883706
Because it looks good and spices up something that would be very boring otherwise?

>>12887209
>spices up

>>12883377
>no veggies

the ideal food for american shat-in-pants

>>12887209
It doesn't look good. It looks desperate.

>>12887212
>uses small dishes for spices/ingredients they arent using entirely
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage.

>>12884554
why not just make a regular pizza though?

>>12887232
This way it only uses one pan

>>12883377
It wasn't a bad idea until they started to make that dip

>>12884340
>chives on lasagna
>pathetic.png

>>12884340
WHERE'S IS THE RICCOTTA
WHERE IS THE FRESH MOZZARELLA

>>12884837
Ngl Tajin seasoning is fucking delicious

>>12884436
>one egg
>a couple spinach leaves
>potato chips
>you do all the work
how much does it cost, $50?

>>12887514
€130

>>12887212
/ck/ in a nutshell

>>12887212
this isn't tryhard, this is incredibly low effort

>>12887514
The tasting menu at noma is around 350€ if I remember correctly

Do Americans and Jews cook their foreskins? They remove them anyways and people eat stuff like fried pig skin so why not eat that

>>12887235
But there are tons of pan pizza recipes that are just better.
You need more than one pan anyhow. You can't make tomato sauce in a cast iron skillet.

>>12884708
>pancakes, and puree
Looks stupid.

That not only looks delicious but i guarantee you his friends loved it too

>>12886004
>>12885950
aren't you the guy that likes to eat cum?

>>12884419
you're retarded

>>12885840
This.
Oldfag anon knows his meme histories.

>>12884554
>the sad tossing of that bell pepper

>>12884708
can ethiopians not eat solid food or something?

>>12884289
tfw vegan food is just combinations of the same 10 ingredients to make a nutrient mush that is artistically used to create imitations of normal people food

>>12887941
You forget the handfuls of vitamins that they need just to survive.

>>12887686
Yes, is full of protein and tastes very good.

>>12884436
but how does he get out

>>12884628
Only the kind that have no idea what they're doing. I used to put brown sugar in my BBQ rubs, thinking it would help make a nice glaze when it rendered down. It actually makes the flavor more bitter when you smoke meats, so I took it out, and my cooking improved dramatically.

>>12887138
>makes a fuckton of sauce
>uses almost none

>>12886692
A better example would've been vegans who drive gasoline cars. Oil is made from dead dinosaurs. You're literally raping dinosaurs if you use gasoline.

>>12888221
>Oil is made from dead dinosaurs.
Retard.

>>12884484
>Would y-
No. And kill yourself.

>>12888224
Yes, you are. You obviously understood his point and he was obviously being facetious about literal dead dinosaurs, but you figured this was your chance to be a frigid cunt and shit on someone, even if it was over nothing and you knew that.

>>12884735
>browsing reddit

>>12888348
>>12888221
Most of the oil in the world is from dead trees not dead dinosaurs.
Remember there was quite a bit of time from before land animals when there were plants and nothing that consumed the dead ones so they'd just pile up and that's what makes majority of the oil.
Technically mostly vegan then.
It's why some people argue we should try to limit plastic contamination before something that eats plastic without looking comes our way like what happened to trees since some plastics are useful to humans.

>>12883377
My mom hangs out on r/gifrecipes a lot and she made this once. Didn't get any pictures but it was bretty gud

>>12884465
>Carrot tartare
wtf

>>12885528
Yeah, reading is hard.

>>12884708

>>12888571

>>12883377
Looks like a fun party dish. It's not the most egregious one of these videos I've seen by a long shot.

>>12887212
Nothing pisses me off more than people who make an avocado paste instead of guacamole

>>12888635
That's your autism flaring up. It's ok. A lot of autistic people don't like change from the norm that they are comfortable with. Can you imagine dicing strawberries instead of eating them whole? Jesus christ, what's the world coming to?? The only proper way to eat strawberries is whole - not cut up. Not mashed. Not blended. Only whole.

That's you. That's exactly what you sound like with your little aspie avocado rant just now. You sound fucking retarded.

>>12888670
>That's your autism flaring up. It's ok. A lot of autistic people don't like change from the norm that they are comfortable with. Can you imagine dicing strawberries instead of eating them whole? Jesus christ, what's the world coming to?? The only proper way to eat strawberries is whole - not cut up. Not mashed. Not blended. Only whole.
>That's you. That's exactly what you sound like with your little aspie avocado rant just now. You sound fucking retarded.

It's funny because its like you're talking to that anon and yourself at the same time

>>12884419
>t. faggot who has never been around women

>>12888683
That's the point, you re-re. I want him to see how god damn stupid it sounds to rant about there being only one acceptable way to eat a certain food and get butthurt about it when others don't follow the same logic.

>>12888747
I just mean that not adding tomatoes, onions, spices, etc make it pointless. You might as well just eat it sliced at that point

>>12883492
oh my god it just keeps getting worse

>>12888747
I know that's the point, that's why I typed it out and specifically acknowledged that exact meaning.

I suggest looking up the word 'because' in the dictionary before making any more of your big-brain posts.

>>12884436
>i am the guest now
thanks

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>>12884484
bet your deflowered asshole i would.

>>12884512
lel

>>12889076
If I was paying 350 euro for a single meal, I would insist that the server cover his disgusting, faggoty tattoos

>>12883377

>>12889122
>didn't even try adding something that would make the balloon actually have flavor
what a fucking joke

>>12884436
I went to a place like that once except they brought hot stones. I didnt realise that it would be happening and had ordered chicken. They brought the hot stone and I had to cook my own chicken on it. Couldnt believe it. Cost 20 quid just for the chicken and a small plate of salad. Outrageous.

>>12884436
This guy needs a good ass-kicking

>>12887514
>>12887635
>>12889088
>>12889185
>>12889195

>>>/wsg/3032740
>>>/wsg/3032740

More with audio, carrot unrelated to this but thread relevant

>>12887514
>>12887635
>>12889088
>>12889185
>>12889195

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567885733474.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567885947346.webm

More with audio, carrot unrelated to this but thread relevant. This time with 30% less retarded linking.

>>12889228
Cool.
And good to know if you're ever stranded on an island with only a carrot and you need to catch fish to survive.

>>12889122
Waste of perfectly good helium. There's a GC/MS somewhere out there with no helium because of these bastards.

>>12889309
The government is free to restrict helium to medical and scientific purposes just like other chemicals if they want to.

But until then I will continue to use it to fill balloons and give myself a squeaky voice.

>>12889316
I hope they do soon. You know that it can't even be recovered from the atmosphere, right? Once it's out in the atmosphere, helium breaks escape velocity and disappears off into space pretty readily.
There's literally no substitute for it in any extreme low temperature situation too. I'm glad more magnetic resonance instruments are getting recovery systems but it *really* bothers me to see people blowing through tanks of it for what you're talking about, or stupid tasteless gimmick balloons.

>>12884340
I can't cook and even I can see that this is awful.

>>12887212
This looks like something my pothead roommate in college would have made for dinner and eaten off of for the next five days.

>>12883377
I question the quality of the dip but I don't see the problem with this idea overall, it's party finger food. Very basic ingredients, tomato sauce, tortilla, mozzarella, very easy and quick preparation, can probably even teach a kid to prep it.

>>12884289
>eating yeast
not a true vegan, you fucking murderer

>>12884340
>>12884336
whoever made this shit clearly believes in a marxist theory of value where more labor makes something better, all of that fucking work and you don't even use basic lasagna ingredients lmao

>>12884571
what the fuck why did he add the pepperoni, this is mac and cheese not a fucking pizza

>>12889517
>mac and chizza

>>12887134
That and flattening it before adding even more fucking cheese. That earlier anon was right, every one of these videos always has a fuckload of cheeses they don't need.

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>>12889228
wow they really tried didn't they?

>>12889453
The majority of activist veganism is a response to the treatment of animals, not an aversion to anything ever dying.

>>12887138
Never have i seen hand movements so arrogant.

>>12889542

>>12889561
wow she really tried didn't she?

>>12883492

https://www.removeddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/d0739b/murican_combo_meal_skillet/

>>12890217
holy fuck he so mad

>>12884436
That has to be the best wealth redistribution scheme I've seen in a while. Trick rich assholes into cooking their own shit while you just stand there and watch them, then charge 200 dollars for a fucking egg. This man knows what's up.

None of these seem to be trying hard at all, is OP just referring to Buzzfeed faggotry?

>>12884479
yes
it's called 'work'

>>12890217
>"In fact, I never said you are a man. I presumed you were a young man. They are NOT men yet. "
That's one hell of a rebuttal

>>12890217
what is it with redditors and trying to psychoanalyze people they are arguing against

>>12884419
what are you even saying?

>>12884595
obsessed

>>12883377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4&list=FLoAs_H56-Wgs1EIhqSpsPcA&index=4&t=0s

>>12885134
>charcoal, a non vegan product.
Charcoal is made of tress, how is that not vegan?

>>12883492
This is truthfully the biggest proof i can present to you that the human genus was a mistake

What the fuck is this

>>12890691
is this from brazil? cause they use waaaaaay toomuch cheese on pizza in that country

>>12890691
>▶
>>12890691
>>12890691
thats not pizza. thats hell.

>>12883402
everything. are you stupid? ud legitimately eat that?

>>12883492
go back and stay there nigger

>>12884436
garbage

>>12884602
This looks pretty great actually

>>12883377
Why do these faggots always have fat ass arms or tattoos? I thought this one was different until I saw the pinky ring.

>>12884308
All that juice left behind in the pot though.

>>12891089
Drown yourself.

>>12885840
Ffffffffff I remember the "bacon weave". We did this.

>>12889561
this hurts my soul as a Swiss person

>>12886813
and so are we

>>12883377
I'd totally eat that.

>>12888455
Oil comes from microbes. Coal comes from plants and animals.

>>12885390
pineapple on pizza was invented by a Greek-Canadian you dumbass, it is proper cuisine

>>12884289
>look at me im not harming aNY animals im living cruelty free, haha meat is murder and it tastes like crap haha
>proceeds to make an ode or celebration to non vegan cousine with every single meal and spread pictures of it around the internet
really makes you think

>>12884336
>tomato cans and paste
goo-
>no garlic base or onion base
oh

>>12884951
>that's not try hard. it's just tamagoyaki
It's wapaneese so it doesn't count! You could sum this whole thread with that. If all these webms were from animus you all would be creaming your pants right now and not making those snide comments.

>>12889553
>>12889645
you really tried to get attention

>>12887212
>frozen fries

>>12884495
legendary japanese omelette, folded 1,000,000 times, cuts through filthy gaijin omelette like a knife through butter

>>12884472
I didn't know wakanda was supposed to be in east Africa. That's actually hilarious.
>east africans sell west africans into slavery to Europeans
>east Africa thrives
>west Africa festers
>Europeans show back up a couple decades later
>east Africans have squandered their resources
>Europeans colonize east africa, effectively enslaving it's residents into indentured servitude
>wE wUz kAnGz

>>12884747
I read that this salt smells and tastes a bit like eggs, because of sulfur. That's why they chose that salt

>>12890533
Because redditfags think they're the upper echelon of sophisticated "thinkers", who can dissect your psyche because they know everything. Redditards feel like their in some sort of high intelligence social club. I honestly feel that most guys on 4chan have a better handle on reality than reddit soylent homos. Anyone care to refute?

>>12888348
>he was obviously being facetious about literal dead dinosaurs,
Indeed """""he""""" was obviously just pretending.

>>12887847
They don't like food that doesn't remind them of shit.

>>12893131
>Because redditfags think they're the upper echelon of sophisticated "thinkers", who can dissect your psyche because they know everything. Redditards feel like their in some sort of high intelligence social club.
This is 100% true. The fact that most of their user base is far leftist intersects with your observation.

>>12890533
Wow, look at this guy who thinks he's so smart. I bet you wake up and look in the mirror and think to yourself: damn, look at this intellectual stud, I'm about to kill this day. Childish narcissism. I bet the fact that you're a pathetic incel just makes you hate the world even more, and no matter how much you read the redpill and chase after them, each failure makes you slightly more misogynistic. Then you go to /pol/ and your seething anger leads you to post about how the Jews and niggers are why you can't get laid. Meanwhile, every jew and so many niggers, and hell most people on the planet are most successful than you, even though you have a "genius" IQ according to a 5 question buzzfeed survey you took. Your anger builds but what are you gonna do? Complain to your parents? You're living rent free with them after they spent tens of thousands of dollars on a college they pushed you to get into, and you dropped out since clearly playing LoL and masturbating while resenting the success of your classmates was the superior option compared to doing your studies. And now your parents are paying back those loans, because you're above any job that would hire. Which would be a mistake even at McDonalds since because of your complexes you have absolutely no work ethic and would be a waste of minimum wage. And of course once you get fired before a week youd rationalize it because you think you're superior to them. Even Juan who has brain damage can work harder than you. Even Consuela who works three jobs and has 4 kids and sends most of her income to Guatemala is less "tired" than you since she doesn't stay up till 5am finding just that video to masturbate to to get your pathetic little injection of dopamine for the day. Your only joy in life, as evident by one of your arms being larger than the other and your severely bent, unwashed penis. A narcissistic manchild who has absolutely no future in life even worse than the reddifag. Pathetic.

>>12884708
Those pancakes look disgusting

>>12884289
>become vegan just to spend every moment of your life imitating non-vegan foods
turbocringe bro

>>12893220
They have the consistency of a crumpet but are sour

>>12884495
wtf. they put it on a stick but didn't even deep fry it. 0/10 would not eat.

>>12884554
This is literally just a normal deep dish pan pizza only cooked upside down so that it requires some dumb flip maneuver to get it onto a baking sheet before eating.

>>12887103
So a more shitty calzone? Why not just make a calzone?

>>12887138
>When your wine aunt fancies herself a chef

>>12884495
>sugar
what the fuck
americans need to calm down

>>12889076
People pay money for this shit?

>>12890691
Does that even count as pizza? There is no sauce and what is with that mountain of cheese?

>>12888056
sugar burns anon add anything with alot of sucrose at the end unless you're trying to candy it or you're going for a hard glaze.

>>12887642

>>12893685
Imagine the mental state you have to be in to take the time to produce something like this.

>>12883377
I'm actually gonna make this. I make tortilla pizzas sometimes and this seems like an easier way to make enough for an actual meal. Usually I have to take up two pans and two trips through the oven.

>>12893708
a real man's work

>>12884472
>Wakanda is a dream
Which is why roody poos could never produce it

>>12887642
They're used to make skin cream.

>>12893208
Are you reddits ceo?

>>12894364

>>12891089
>>12884987
food is only wasted if the person who makes it doesn't eat it

>>12894818
So all chefs are wasting food because they don't eat it?

>>12887138
>Salt and pepper (To taste)
Yea cunt I'm gonna taste the raw fucking pork

>>12889088
No you wouldn't and we all know that.

>>12894959
learn from experience

>>12887138
Would be way better if you just broil the ribs and layer the sauce over the same period of time. Also I would do more to season the ribs than just apply salt and pepper for a braise (!) with water.

>>12894830
No, because the production staff will eat what gets cooked. Food is only wasted if its not eaten.

>>12889553
yes they did, nice observation

>>12883377
Haha

>>12883492
Is that "Awesome Sauce?" That looks like the same signature sauce that Chic fil A, Canes, and everyone else uses.

>>12884522
SO YOU BE SAYIN

>>12887212
that went off the rails in a hurry

>>12885950
What kind of pan is that?

>>12893608
Afaik, that's actually an asian thing. My freshman year of college my roommate was vietnamese and he'd put sugar in his eggs. he said it kept them a little bit runny

>>12884652
>Just fries with ground beef and cheese would be alright in a gluttonous sort of way.
That's pretty much what my mom's tot casserole is, and it's not bad at all.
>browned ground beef or turkey
>undiluted cream of onion soup
>undiluted cheddar cheese soup
>combine
>top with a layer of tater tots
>bake
>done

>>12884340
one of the worst reveals I've ever seen. But what do you expect from a poop and cum lasagna dish.

>>12884571
make sure to add the parsley early so you can deep fry it, boil it, AND bake it.

>>12896059
This nigga obviously has never has zaxby's sauce

>>12890517
>Apparently, you didn't understand my previous comment. Not a surprise. I'll repeat it for you. I'm not a boomer. Not even close really. I can prove it to your mom if she is fuckable.

holy shit savage

>>12888455
Yeah, because they're no trees left now, wouldn't want the same to happen to plastic

>>12886694
That's just good food, nothing try hard about it

>>12887212

>>12889076
oxalis is a literal weed

>>12889561
how vomitrocious

>>12886783
Impressive rebuttal

>>12886694
This looks legit tasty

>>12886801
If you use them like a retard,
Good guacamole is for kings

>>12888571
You monster

>>12883492
It's doesn't even seem like it would be that bad. My only issue is that you could make a much better product using the same ingredients, with arguably less effort.

>cooking a pizza for 40 minutes

>>12884472
I like that she laughs about the "stereotype of starving africans" because she has food at that moment in time.

>>12898794
She's from Ohio, she has a PhD in fantasy literature

>>12889316
Based

>>12884648
Dafuq kind of pussy rub was that?

>>12884650
>grill @ 300 for 3 hours
Better to smoke the fuckers of youre gonna grill em that long

>>12899236
He does smoke, for some reason that isn't in the webms

>>12898207
>>12898712
OMG didn't you even notice the skin color on the arm???

>>12893131
You realize you're trying to psychoanalyze sometime based off of a post too, right?

t. Hypocrite

>>12884459
>fat
>smoking
eh, I don't mean to scare you but, that's the recipe for death or something even worse than that... check yourself before you wreck yourself

>>12890217
It just says everything is removed. Am I doing it wrong?

>>12884472
not gonna lie, that shit looks good, but it looks way more hindu than african, mostly because a thousandhunnid spices thrown into the meat because "we niggas season our meat", the absolute state

>>12883377
Just say "web.m" thread
This is just about all you get there these days