/ck/ - Food & Cooking

new brexit variety bean

He should have just shut up and enjoyed a nice, refreshing can of bean juice.

Is this really what passes for news in the UK?

>>12881411
beans are serious business in Bongland

>>12881312
As if Heinz gives a shit about someone from a middle eastern country lol

>>12881312
I'd just drink the juice and call it a night

>>12881585
>I'd just drink the juice and call it a night
t.

>>12881312
hold on, what is this man holding? a fork? why wasn't he reported to police?

>>12881634
in some places in America you're not allowed to collect rainwater or plant vegetables in your front garden.

In the UK you can own a shotgun, rifle, swords etc provided you don't take them into a pub or something.

Maybe consider that you might not be that free at all?

>>12881411
Check out Daily Mail.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

>>12881411
I was about to say the same thing and then I remembered that Fox News exists.

>>12883950
You should check out hanoi jane cnn and msnbc for shits and giggles and outright lies.

>>12883962
Neither of those have anything to do with Fox News. Are you even familiar with any of these things? Fox is literal fluff like the OP combined with Trump propaganda, whereas the other two are actual news sources that lean slightly left of center.

>>12883986
>slightly

>>12883986
Oh, you know much more than I do. If you've ever watched cnn or msnbc you'd know and realize a load of crap they are. If their little panzy clinton had won the last election and done the same things then they'd be lauding her but she didn't win, get over it. But because it's Trump they go after him 24/7.
Can't you see that or are you too stupid to see it?

>>12884013
>if clinton had won the last election and done the same things
In what world are you living in where that's even a possibility?

>>12881312
I'm thinkin about thos bean

>>12884021
Reality world where the bitch lost.

Yes, I did it. I stole his beans.

>>12883871
in the entirety of the uk you can get arrested for calling someone a faggot on the internet. Have fun being "free" faggot

>>12884026
I didn't like Hillary either, but literally anyone would have been better than Trump. The guy changed a weather map with a fucking sharpie and has spent the last week doubling down on it. He's literally a stubborn child with no understanding of reality.

>>12884022
>>12884030
Was his name Jack?

>>12884038
It seems like you have an axe to grind and your sense of reality is distorted. I suspect that you're not even an American and didn't cast a vote.

>>12884037
you're a faggot
*waits patiently for the fuzz to arrive*

>>12884038
Here's a funny one about shillary... my phone number in NYC was one number off from hers so I'd get calls from these idiot supporters at all times and trying to be polite gave them the right number.
If they can't get the phone number right and the bitch can't control her husband how the fuck would she be able to control the federal government of the United States of America?

>>12884037
Youre a fucking nonce, mate

>>12881312
god this guy is dim
why doesnt he just plant the bean to grow more?

>>12884047
t. MIGApede

>On average, a Heinz tin contains about 465 beans.
Calling bullshit.

>>12884104
But those aren't beane weenies!

>>12881312
HE FUCKING WILLFULLY POSED FOR THIS PICTURE
>this is my one bean here
oh god damn, do britbongs really?

>>12881312
Fucking attention whore faggot, he knew there was something wrong with the can when it's much lighter but still bought for
a ebin photoshot with a can of fucking beans.

>>12883986
>Trump hates hurricanes because they form near Africa.
>Legitimate news source.

>>12884063
>As of 2017, it was estimated that nine people per day were being arrested for online speech in the UK with five leading to convictions.

>>12881312
Cool how this is a news story over there but Muslims raping the local female population isn't.

>>12884583
Umm, that's the "news" story on breitbart, from passportless correspondents who live in Helena, MT, lol!

>>12881411
Sorry we can’t have exciting school shootings every day.

bump

>>12881312
>for Westbury-on-Trym and Henleaze
Christ bongs, since you're brexiting can you at least speak english from now on?

>>12881312
Lmao dis nigga consuming legumes

>>12881411
They're forbidden from mentioning the multitude of daily rapings by the immigrants so this is all they got to work with.

>>12883986
>cnn is an actual source and not just propaganda
lmao. i accidentally watched some cnn the other day, this woman with her own show was calling some official on immigration to ask why these lesbian refugees weren’t getting special treatment and sent through the border and the official started to explain how there’s a process and the chicks eyes just glazed over and the scene was cut short and switched to her walking down the street monologuing about how she was disappointed with her answer but happy to report the publicity had gotten the lesbians asylum.

>>12886205
>the publicity had gotten the lesbians asylum.

Fuck. Now I'm legit mad. Thanks anon.

>>12881312
Can someone explain why the British are so soft?

It's like a country full of that one weird kid from highschool 15 years ago that would cry anytime anything happened.

>>12886332
u wot m8?

>>12886339
that's exactly what that kid looked like. He would put mayonnaise on every single thing, including salad.

>>12886332
Except for the north where that kid who dunks other kids heads in toilets has found an ecological niche

>>12886350
You sound like you’re bitter about being a nigger.

>>12886358
>London_demographics.rtf

>>12884022
;

>>12884583
I'd rather read about bean boy anyway

>>12886350
>He would put mayonnaise on every single thing, including salad.
Funny you mention that. Britbongs actually have a type of mayonnaise they put on salad called "Salad Cream".

>>12884047
>I suspect that you're not even an American and didn't cast a vote
Of fucking course I voted for Hillary. I voted Bernie in the primaries but would have chosen Ted Cruz over Trump if those were the options. I honestly can't even imagine how fucking retarded you are if you've seen how Trump has performed over the past three years and are still going to vote for him again. He's literally stealing money (unconstitutionally) from military day care to build his vanity wall that nobody actually thinks is anything more than a symbol of, "so much winning". Did you forget that Mexico was supposed to pay, not the tax payers, at the expense of the troops?

>>12886332
You’re making me sad anon, you don’t want to make me cry do you?

>>12886705
Three more years for his 3D chess moves to reach their final denouement. Vote him out now and you'll leave the nation in the confused shambles of a plan only half complete, keep him in and USA will rule supreme for another 1000 years.

>>12886700
Salad Cream is delicous.
Never had it actually on a salad though, it's amazing in sandwiches.

>>12886705
This, Trump is a clown. Even of you are on the right you should realize he achieved nothing.

>>12881411
>t. Heinz shill on damage control

Wow, and here I thought finding only one or no pieces of pork in a pork and beans can was bad. I suppose we americans will never know true poverty and austerity.

>>12885535
San Jose
Los Angeles
San Francisco

>>12881312
I need baked beans for this cheeseburger I make

>>12888167
How do the beans stay on?

>>12887646
>achieved nothing
I wouldn't call unprecedented levels of butthurt and salt "nothing." He's easily the best president of my lifetime solely on that basis, and I'm old enough to remember the Carter years.

>>12888167
>sliced bread for buns
what's this new hipster trend now?

>>12884580
Fuck off, faggot :D

>>12881312
Id call him "One Bean Steve" for the rest of his life.

>>12885092
You have those paki rape gangs, but your news suppreses those stories. How many major cities now? 8?

>>12883986

Fox is unironically the closet thing to an unbiased news source you can find in America.

>>12883986
Lmfao you are so naive.

>>12889739
This is the honest to god truth and it's sad.

>>12886205
>>12886323
It's because homosexuals are legally murdered where they come from. That's what asylum is for. To escape political persecution.

he open can on rong time on night bean goes to sleep turn into juice and it wake up in mornning and bean again

>>12889739
>>12889767
Only Tucker and they're trying their hardest to silence him.

>>12883871
Why the fuck can't they collect rainwater?

I love the "can't grow veg" shit too. Can't have your retarded boomer neighbors with their shitty boomer gardens looking out of place can we! Nah, gotta look "neat" for the other boomers and the housing association.

>>12883986
>CNN "eggman aka Toby Reynolds is a mass shooter" is legit news

>>12890817
but who was bean?

it frustrates me to no end how people call it bean juice when it doesN'T EVEN COME FROM THE FUCKING BEANS
IT'S A FUCKING TOMATO SAUCE

>>12889739
This is unironically the most retarded thing I've ever read on /ck/.

>>12889739
Peak boomerposting

>>12889739
>>12889767
i hope this is bait

>>12881634
kek

eat the beans nigga

>>12884063
https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/cwn/2019/february/uk-mom-arrested-for-calling-transgender-activist-a-man-nbsp

>>12881411
bongs are mentally damaged, they're literally more retarded than americans

>>12889770
>That's what asylum is for. To escape political persecution.
That's what it's MEANT to be for, but not how it works out in reality in the vast majority of cases.

>>12881312
Why is this noteworthy? manufacturing errors happen at small rates with any product, you would expect super cheap, poor person products like beans to have a higher error rate than most things for that matter since the price and profit margin is so low, they can't afford quality

>>12881312
>Heinz has been approached for comment.
Something about the way that sentence is worded is funny as fuck. Like Heinz committed a crime or some shit.

>>12893603
british media always reports on shit like this. it's meant to just be a bit of a laugh in between articles on how dire the state of our government is.

>>12893842
This means there is some serious oversight in their production. This isn't something that should happen.

>>12893964
>the bloody bean counters gone haywire
>the rogue legume administrator has been given garden leave
dunno what kind of comment they can really make

>>12881312
Welcome to no deal brexit ;)

>>12881312
thinking about that HEINZ BEAN JUICE™

>>12881312
sometimes life shits on you so hard it is actually funny

>>12886339
Lol those poor lost souls