/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just put the bottle in a paper bag, classic method works everytime.

if you're that much of an alcoholic why don't you just buy the ones that already come in plastic bottles
not only does it already look like a bottle of dasani water, it'll also not break it when you inevitably drop it when you panic and try to run from cops who haven't even noticed

well its more for a group thing i need something that will mask the taste i tryed using some Hawaiian punch but it didnt mask it too much for the others too drink it easily

half vodka half clamato for a stiff caesar but
>passing a bottle of vodka around
are you in fucking highschool

>>12878409
no just trying to get drunk for cheep then go barhop

>>12878621
So just take shots and chase it with whatever. Way better than a giant gross drink.

>>12878621
just pregame at someones place why the insistence on drinking it outside while walking around?

>>12878621
Are you 16?
Why don't you just drink with friends before going out like a civilized member of society and not a pavement ape?

>>12878405
kys pedo

>>12878631
because he's trying to make the drink unrecognizable as alcoholic for
>>12879049
this reason

>>12878377

>he spends more than $10 per handle on vodka

How can I become an alcoholic? The idea of being one thrills me

>>12880173
Every day until you need it.

>>12878377
>what do you put your vodka in
A mug. I call it, "mug vodka".

>>12880181
Thanks man

>>12880065
>Buying shitty liquor

Get your cane and sunglasses ready, wasteman.

>>12878377
I typically just mix it half-half in a bottle of Gatorade. Haven't got caught yet.

>>12880397
https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/27/5.22
>“Vodka” is neutral spirits so distilled, or so treated after distillation with charcoal or other materials, as to be without distinctive character, aroma, taste, or color.
You're literally an idiot by law if you spend more than $10 per handle on vodka in the U.S.

>>12878377
fill an empty soda can with liqour and walk around with that
>inb5 mixers

>>12878405
I used to have this /ck/ approved mixed drink recipe from way back when that is just what you're looking for.

Unfortunately I can't find it.

Not that I'll give to you if I did.. pedo

I put the vodka in my belly

>>12880422
this
if you need more than 250ml of vodka to pregame, you might have a problem, in which case just carry around the handle and find a quiet dumpster to rot in

>>12878377
grapefruit juice

>>12878377
whatever you decide to mix it with, include a healthy pour of lemon or lime juice. That is THE. WAY. to mask the alcoholiness of alcohol.

Picture a pint glass mostly full of ice, lemonjuice and liquor at a 1:1 ratio, stir that all to get some of the ice dissolving, and pretty soon you may only need a splash-and-a-half of soda or other sweet softdrink to cut the sour. You can drink damn near the foulest liquor ever existed this way.

>>12880739
i dont think the pricepoints matter but different vodkas are definitely way better than other ones

>>12880173
i hope this is bait, as an actual alcoholic it has ruined all of my friendships, strained my relationship with my family, gotten me into legal trouble, and cost me a lot more than just money. and i'm only 22. i've been drinking heavily and constantly since i was 16. it's not fun or thrilling, it's disgusting and embarrassing

>>12881005
Gonna need to see some pictures of said belly. Also, based.

cranberry juice and lemonade
surprisingly good, surprisingly cheap

>>12880739
It still tastes like antiseptic, though. Neutral taste or no.

>>12880739
The cheap shit burns like Hell on the way down, anything decent goes down smoothly.

>>12878392
>imagine living in a country where you can get arrested for drinking in the open

>>12880065
I get very bad shits from the extremely cheap vodka, don't exactly know why.

>>12881088
Squirt soda.

>>12881273

That's a shocker. I make extremely cheap vodka and I get the shits! It's the ethyl acetate. It's called a fusil alcohol that ends up in Low Wines and also shitty constant stills.

>>12881313
Ah that explains why I get the shits too with cheap wines, especially reds. Good to know. Thanks bro.

>>12881381

It smells and tastes like rose when you drink russian urine.

>>12881122
this man knows what he's doing

if you have fresh lemons/limes, scrub them a bit, then slice a squiggle of the rind and smash it with the blade of your knife. That's a really nice addition too.

>>12881157
It’s kind of bait. I’m aware that the reality of it sucks as you know too well, but the romanticized alcoholic is actually sort of intriguing to me. It’s like wanting to step on a land mine cause I like explosions. It also just feels good to be drunk. As of right now I only drink with others (just started college) and I don’t plan on drinking alone. Good luck with your life anon, I hope you figure out your shit

>>12881265
the worst they'd do is take away your sippy box and give you a ride home unless you resisted the ride and then got tossed in the drunk tank

>>12878377
vodka/ice water 50/50

>>12880065
Cheapest vodka is $11.99 a handle where I live. For under $100 you can have a decent amount of vodka for a good long bender

>>12880173
It's awful.

>>12881157
>as an actual alcoholic
>and i'm only 22
> since i was 16
ffs you fucking armature stfu you have no place giving advice like you know what you're talking about. Go back and put in the time until you have more hours drunk then sober, like me... i started at 11 and im 28 now. The trick to longevity is to also do drugs, weed makes the drink stronger, opioids help with the hangovers and a bump of coke for...fun. But most important to not ruin the lives of your family and friends you just got to ruin the lives of strangers instead, just as fun and less fallout

>>12881706
Oh, fuck off. I'm not the guy you're replying to.

You can be an alcoholic at 16. There's no minimal amount of time. If he's already Accepted that he's an alcoholic, he is. If it's evident that it's harming his personal and professional relationships and he can't control his drinking, then he's a damn alcoholic. Fuck off with that.

BTW, I'm 34. From 18-25 I was a raging drug addict. I was heavily addicted to opioids and benzos, and I'd also do psychedelics literally 3-4 times a week (and of course smoke weed all day every day). Then I spent the years 26-32 stoned 24/7 on dabs, with sporadic minor relapses. So I'm not coming from ignorance either.

>>12881157
How're you doing with that? I personally never spent much time at NA/AA myself -- I got sober without it. However, I really wish I had. Go to a meeting if you're hurting.

>>12878377
Buy a bottle of Mio or whatever brand you choose of flavor-concentrate-in-a-squeezy-bottle. Drink three or so shots of vodka. Dump the whole containers worth of Mio into the rest. Makes it pretty good even for cheaper booze. I'd say use two if you're drinking rotgut. Worst I've had is Sky and Absolut, one works for Sky. Never trying Absolut trash again.

>>12881752
Oh, forgot to mention. That's one bottle of Mio per handle/1.75 liter of vodka.

>>12880173
Please don't, it is horrible, after only 4 years my stomach works about 4 times as slow as usual because alcohol affect the stomach lining. When food stays in the stomach long your liver gets a continuous signal to make gall/bile, this not only goes back into the stomach, resulting in pain/ulcers and having to puke it out because your stomach isn't accustomed to to much bile/gall. Now bile is about a 100x times worse than stomach acid. The rest of the bile that doesn't end up in your stomach goes into your intestines were you will eventually shit it out and it will feel like lava, a.k.a. "whisky shits". Not even mentioning the cognitive effects of alcohol abuse and the liver pain, PLEASE DON"T ABUSE ALCOHOL, IT WILL DESTROY YOU AND IT WON'T BE PRETTY. NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OF IT.

>>12881706
You are wrong, see >>12881730

He knows what he is talking about.

>>12881775
Lol just don't drink bro duh just stop it's that easy.

I have a question bros - I can drink 0.7 liter rum/whisky/bourbon/gin/brandy during a fucked up night and next day I will be tired and shit but the hangover is managable
while if I drink 0.4 liter vodka I pretty much whole night and day puking and wanting to die
whats up with that?

>>12881790
Scientific error.

>>12880173
you cant become one, you're either one already (even if you dont drink) or not
if you hate yourself and wish you were never born you might be predisposed to be alcoholic

>>12881157
LOL. Non-functional alcoholics are pathetic. Functional alcoholism FTW.

anyone here spends half of the night crying while drinking hard?

i wouldnt have to drink if this fucking dumbcunt whore loved me

>>12881806
Your life is still controlled by a substance. That's nothing to brag about.

I'm the guy who was a raging drug addict most of his life. Sure, I was """functional,""" in that I graduated from an elite university, went to a great grad school, got a good job, and rose to prominence in my field. Yet I was on drugs the whole time. Even though I held down a job and did great at it, I was utterly miserable and almost jumped off a bridge many nights. I also probably could have done better without drugs, and I deeply regret the way I acted and treated certain people.

Saying it's okay because you're functional is just Denial. In fact, the belief that you're functional is worse than believing you're NOT, because you're less inclined to get help.

>>12881816
Somehow I never cry when drinking, but without drinking I never cry either so I guess that's just me.

>>12881846
Very wise answer.

>>12881259
Placebo which would be thoroughly demolished in a blind test.

>>12881849
I feel like sad movies and shit affect me more when I'm drinking but never been a sad drinker.
Usually if I'm sad about something I just go for a run and have a nap.

>>12878377

>>12881023
>if you need more than 250ml of vodka to pregame,
I don't think you understand, I said around 500ml.

>>12881429
>I don’t plan on drinking alone
Good plan, that's probably the biggest reason I had a problem less than a year after I could buy it. It becomes a habit so easily.

>>12882270
Why is drinking alone looked down upon?

>>12883676
There is nothing wrong with drinking alone.

>>12884464
>Be me
>Roomate out for a bit, got the place to myself
>Pasta for dinner finished, garlic bread hot out of the oven
>OhYes.gif
>A great idea overcomes me. I’ll have a glass of wine to really enjoy the meal with.
>Pour some red wine, take a bite, have a sip
>Das it mane
>Remember something about someone saying drinking alone makes you an alcoholic

That’s kinda fucking retarded honestly. A glass of wine or two in the comfort of a solo dinner is alcoholism, but getting pants-pissed drunk every other week is fine as long as you’re in the company of others?

Fuck that.

>can't even drink vodka anymore without puking it all up
>got an enema bottle
>fill my colon with 50:50 vodka and water
>get drunk with less liquor, never have to worry about puking
Does any other al/ck/y do this, or am I a fag for putting liquor up my ass?

>>12884887
"drinking" as in "getting drunk", sperglord, not "having a sip of wine".

>>12884931
I know, I just wanted to announce that I'm sophisticated because I drink wine with my meals.

>>12880173
Lots of practise kiddo

Water

>>12881730
AA puts me off - I'm not religious and I don't like the idea of saying "I'm out of control of my actions so I need to accept it's a higher power that I need to follow," in my opinion it's from my inability to deal with mental trauma from growing up in an abusive household coupled with treatment resistant depression that I've had since 6 or 7. I choose to give in rather than train myself to have the willpower to not drink. I've hit about a week or so sober today. I'm really really trying to stay sober but it's difficult. My longest stretch is only a month. I'm considering looking at the schedule for local AA meetings and attending one this weekend just to see if it might help.
Proud of you for staying sober for so long anon. It's harder than a lot of people realize
>>12881806
functional alcoholism is a meme. I was "functional" up to a point. I used to be able to drink starting in the morning, stay more than just buzzed throughout the day without people knowing, and then get hammered in the evening. Slowly, I'd start to push it to hammered by afternoon and start losing functionality etc. I pulled it off for years just fine, but I've noticed in other "functional" alcoholics that I know, the tendency is to try to push the drinking further and further like I did

Did anyone find out what happened to him?

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