/ck/ - Food & Cooking

People who complain about capitalism on twitter from their IphoneXs v2.01 that they just upgraded from the Iphone Xs v2.003 after getting out of their 90k $ Tesla and picking up a 13$ gallon of Free Range Milk and 9.99$ Pound Organic Grapes...

>>12876400
Trader Joe's is not expensive at all. Maybe try setting foot in one

>>12876400
Consumer goods are not exclusive to capitalism.

>>12876406
No but it is a load of horseshit as are most specialty grocers. TJ being a big chain had just caused it to be the level of Starbucks it Whole Foods cancer.

Confused old libs

I see a surprisingly high amount of very good looking women in very tight leggings

I like going to trader Joe's

>>12876400
>person has things under capitalism
HAHA HYPOCRITE LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS CAPITALISM BROUGHT U HURRR
>person has nothing under capitalism
HAHA POOR FAG U MAD

Lol kys

>>12876400
>>12876423
>>12876475

Guys, Trader Joes is owned by the same corporation as Aldi. They have the exact same business model as Aldi.

It's just Aldi for white collar coasties. Chill.

>>12876541
Oh, P.S.
The two german brothers who founded Aldi (Karl and Theo Albrecht) were former nazis who made all their money during the war.

Shop at Trader Joes and Aldi, they're the based white power grocery stores.

>>12876475
I have no problem with Capitalism as whole. I get a kick out of driving the home depot parking lot with white Chevy Blazer and rolling down the windows so the day laborers see a black ball cap and aviator sun glasses and scatter like the wind.

The average Joe doesnt have the 60k for the "economical" Tesla. 60k a year doesnt afford one to buy ORganic milk or free range chicken for every nights meal. Its literally cheaper to shop the dollar menu at Tacobell.

So choke on a bag of gluten free refugee dicks while you wife and daughters are getting culturally enriched thru the anus you beta liberal..

People who don’t cook and want their prepackaged salads and frozen TV dinners to be “healthier”

>>12876381
I guess from my personal experience it's mostly retired military, and military spouses.

>>12876421
but stocked shelves are

According to this thread not judgemental conservative assholes.

>>12876596
the dollar menu at tacobell comes out to around 4$ a pound you can absolutely drink organic milk and chicken if you are willing to pay that much for fastfood

trader joes is the last bastion of implicit white identity

Only person I know that worked at and really loved trader joes is a bisexual incel that dropped out in his junior year of college because he preferred to play league of legends rather than go to class. Then he moved back home and spent the next 10 years living with his parents and subsisting on a warehouse job. He couldn't build any savings because he kept blowing it on weed, his fursuit(s), and trips to visit groups of other fursuiters across the country.

contact has been sporadic for last few years so I didn't realize he had drunk the "its everyone else's fault except mine"-juice until someone asked him if he was a liberal fairly recently and he scoffed and said "no way I'm a fucking leftist okay" and started complaining that mainstream democrats were right wing scum.

anyway trader joes is okay I guess but I've got a deep discount at a snobbier place through a household member so I never go there anymore.

homo sapiens sapiens

white people who can't afford whole foods

>>12877245
Okay, now this is epic.

>>12876381
Traders

Thots, bugmen, college professors who fuck their students.

>>12876381
>people

>>12876381
The one trader joes near me stopped stocking good german beer and trappist ales and started selling overpriced IPAs, now I have to go to another trader joes 15 miles away to get decent beer or jensen's which is overpriced.

man fuck you guys its the only place i can get good olive oil

>>12876381
I shop at trader joes because it's cheap as hell

>>12877245
Bingo bango

>>12876541

wrong again Clovis

>>12878350
Aldi is two different companies basically; Nord and Süd.
Nord owns Trader Joe's, Süd does not.

>>12876381
I go there. they have cheap good quality hummus and good prices on vegetarian food as well as natural home goods (detergent, dish soap). but I am definitely not their target demographic. I wouldn't go there if their hummus wasn't miles better than sabra.

>>12876552
everything you said is false

>>12878350
Based Rollergirl poster

>>12876381
Retail workers in the 25-35 age group
the kind of person who uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
Infantilized men who are literally scared to think
Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
People who live paycheque-to-paycheque
People who think movies like the Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between
People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are "manly"
People who describe N64 games as "retro"
Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched
People who think more about what snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing
People who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but...." when asked about they're views on homosexuality.
People who comment on facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing
People who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
People who have never travelled outside of the country they were born in
Grown men who act grossed out when they see another man's penis, whether they're genuinely afraid of male anatomy or simple scared of appearing gay
People who walked out of Inception felling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their understanding
People who've ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?"
People who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
People who've never been considered for a promotion
People who've kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
People who do not groom or trip their pubic hair

People without hope, ambition, a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.

>>12877245
Damn you! You beat me to it!

>>12878418
>someone took time out of their life to actually write this

From my personal expeirence its NEET communists who leech off their rich patents and do ketamine all day (they/them please), divorced bugman fathers with Nests and alexas, and normie frat guys with green juice yoga pant gfs.

Its good for snacks though

>>12878418
Why did you write a list describing yourself anon

>>12878418
Dilate

>>12876381
I go to Trader Joe's for these items:
>Bacon Cheddar Ranch Dip
>Sriracha and Roasted Garlic BBQ sauce
>General Tsao stir fry sauce
>Taco seasoning mix
>Dark chocolate almonds with sea salt
>Orange Peach Mango juice

Shit's pretty fucking good desu. It also seems like they have a good selection of wine and cheese but I go to other places for such things. Too much stuff has "organic" on it including the ketchup.

>>12878418
The fuck? You're goofy, loser, lol!

>>12876400
You’re thinking of Whole Foods.

>>12878359
Hummus always makes me feel like I'm eating the wad of pencil shavings out of the sharpener.

>>12879279

Fatty

>>12879322
>eating food at all makes you fat now
Only on /ck/

>>12879327

Lose weight

>>12879330
Make me, twig boy

>>12876381
Liberals

>>12877245
oh no I can't shop at an overpriced chain run by amazon a bloo bloo bloo

>>12876541
Trader Joes is owned by the Albreicht brother who DIDN'T bring Aldi to America retard

>>12879279
They sell literally 2/3rds of that stuff at every grocer
The rest you can and should be making yourself, I mean fucking prepacked taco seasoning? Really?

>>12876381
Trader Joe's is great but they always put them in high traffic yuppie "outdoor malls" with infuriating parking lots

>>12876601
>>12879279
these are the best answers
TJs is ideal for college students who are too lazy to cook but want something more than ramen and pizza
also cheap wine
t. lived next to one in college

>>12876400
Obsessed.

I used to believe the meme that Trader Joes was expensive too until I got a $100 gift card for one and it lasted me almost 4 trips.

>2 lbs of chicken thighs are $6
>1 lb of frozen spinach or frozen brussel sprouts are $1
>Bagged salad is $2
>2 lb of mandarins for $3
> a dozen eggs for $1.60

The only thing I can't get there are whole cabbages which I find annoying.

And they have a shit load of snacks too which cost basically nothing.

>>12879612
it's all about dat shepherd's pie tho

>>12876400
Based as fuck and true

>>12876381
lesbians, soy boys, and those who support them.

>>12879612
It’s very inexpensive. Only idiots who have never been in one think otherwise.
>dem libcucks shop there so it must costs too much!

>>12878418
this a copypasta?

>>12880354
per my point in >>12879528

they put them in dickhead malls next to expensive restaurants and jewelry stores. the one by me is next to an anthropologie, orvis, ruth's chris steakhouse, and an ethan allen. I think people see that and assume "gee I bet that store is expensive"

more like trader trash, cause it's trash

>>12876459
shhh don't let the anons know

I went into a Trader Joe's and didn't care for it, it felt like a soulless food co-op.

>>12876381
Hungry ones, fool

>>12876381
Fake dems who support corporations and can't support a local co op. Same goes for whole foods.

>Why yes I ship at Trader Joes, how could you tell?

>>12876381
trader joes isnt that expensive. i mean ive seen better deals on some of the meats but its not that bad unless you are trying to buy something in bulk
at the very least the deals on cheese are nice

>>12876475

Both are unironically true. Capitalism is the system of limitless opportunity. If you screw it up and end up a poorfag, it is entirely (100%) your own fault.

>>12876765
>contact has been sporadic for last few years so I didn't realize he had drunk the "its everyone else's fault except mine"-juice until someone asked him if he was a liberal fairly recently and he scoffed and said "no way I'm a fucking leftist okay" and started complaining that mainstream democrats were right wing scum.

I very much enjoy when these sorts of people fail.

>>12878418
Based reductionist

>>12879508
Those particular TJ products are great quality and you can't really get them exactly at a grocery store. In short I like the TJ versions better. Also why the fuck not taco seasoning? It's got all the stuff I would have to buy separately and mix together anyway.

>>12879528
Pic related

>>12879279
Oh yeah, forgot to mention these amazing things.

>>12876381
Not me

>>12876406
>>12876421
>>12876475
>being this mad at being called out

>>12882377
Huh?

Let’s see...
>that petite brunette milf wearing lulu lemon yoga pants
>that stressed out 38 y/o mom with her two toddlers Hayden and Aiyden
>that cellphone guy in a suit that's standing in front of the chocolate which is stocked above the frozen meals for some reason
>that college couple wearing flip flops with basketball shorts stocking up on chicken strips
>that weird bald guy piling a mountain of chicken fried rice into his already crammed shopping basket
That last one is me

>>12881007
So if some random person chops off your arm and stabs your eyes and your ears and cuts your vocal cord and your blind deaf and mute, and you end up jobless as a result its 100% your fault?

>>12876381

>>12879612
>>2 lbs of chicken thighs are $6
>>1 lb of frozen spinach or frozen brussel sprouts are $1
>>Bagged salad is $2
>>2 lb of mandarins for $3
>> a dozen eggs for $1.60
What the fuck? That is expensive. Your paying double what I pay at a normal grocery store.

I shop there. Good cheese selection, great frozen food section, below average everything else. But if your goal is frozen food, I don't think it can be beat

>>12878418
>this one thing bad
>also thing thats the exact opposite of first thing is bad
anon...

>>12882818
Not the point of the post

Retarded millenials who just got their first decent job as a Starbucks barista and don't know/are too lazy to cook.

Honestly thought it was a church goer conservative boomer store until recently.

>>12882818

Yes. Buy a firearm and protect yourself.

Soccer moms who can't cook. Thye go and buy the preoackaged frozen foods.
Source:My mother

>>12884596
They do have decent tendies

>>12878418

>have only had three girlfriends in their life

got me I guess, but they were long monogamous relationships, also I am not counting being "the other man" because that is not a girlfriend

also holy fuck people who shop at Joe's fucking walk in front of you like they've never seen or heard of another person, it's the damndest thing, anywhere else tons of polite "excuse me" and "just need to reach that heh". joes? dead silence, you do not exist in the minds of these weird liberals.

>>12876381
I assaulted someone in a drunken rage at a trader joes, not going into details but the staff were afraid and I still go in and buy cheap alcohol at the same store, bunch of leftist weaklings working there.

>>12876381
What kind of people care and why did you make a post about it? Why do you really care?

Better than neighborhood grocery stores, not as good as expensive grocery stores

>>12878418
This got soy real fast

>>12879528
>>12878350
Betty Boop > you

>>12878418
>Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.

>>12886529
Strange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lBQx9bO8Wo

>>12876596
>drives a fucking chevy
>thinks he is well off
L M A O

>>12878418
>People who describe N64 games as "retro"
So you mean anyone who post on 4chan then? >>>/vr/

But who was Joe and what did he trade?

$2.99 for a middling-quality bottle of wine is good enough for me

>>12876541
>Chill.

>>12887827
>$2.99 for a middling-quality bottle of wine is good enough for me
mezzacorona; 8.99, and actually a good fucking pinot grigio. And I can only find it at TJ's

also their oreos are fucking amazing, and I have a soft spot for some of their frozen shit. ALSO their choccy milk.

desu I would rather shop at publix, harris teeter, or fresh market (bougie whole foods but their butcher is fucking good if you can get a deal) but TJ's has some good stuff. Their produce is AWFUL though

>>12880798

underrated post

>>12887092
Real name Jose "Widowmaker" Espozito, heavyweight gunrunner, coke smuggler, and human trafficker for the Sinoloa cartel. He mainly traded heads on stakes.

I shop there because my wife works at one.

>>12876400
>getting out of their 90k $ Tesla
Try 120k, peasant.
And yes, I shot at Trader Joe's.

>>12889226
>And yes, I shot at Trader Joe's.
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