/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12868923
everything

>>12868923
soylent

wings, hush puppies, green olives, fried mushrooms, and fresh plump blueberries

>>12868923
Where do I get the assorted fried meats and chips ?!

Chicken Tenders, French Fries, Mozzarella Sticks, Gyro Meat,Grilled Tomatoes, Onion Rings, 2 Pitas and a few cups of Tzatiski

>>12868923
pusy

Home cut fries
Hot wings
Slice of za
Some slices of pickle and pickled peppers
Mozza sticks
Gyro meat

>>12868962
>Grilled Tomatoes
>2 Pitas
Yikes

>>12868923
>Batterd cheese curds
>Fried fish
>crinkle cut fries
>Burnt ends with a dipping cup of bbq
>DIVIDER
>Salami
>Really sharp swiss
>Jelly beans
>Chocolate bar
>And a picture of a moose in the forest in the inside of the box

Chicken tikka
Fried gyoza
Sheftali
Onion rings
Chips
Egg Fried rice
Doner meat
Coleslaw
Garlic sauce
Chilli sauce
Bottle of sprite

baba ganoush
hummus
tabhouli
tzatziki
pita
grilled king prawns
calamari
falafel
kofta
grilled chicken thigh skewers
lamb shish
pickled onions, pickled peppers

baklava
strong coffee
no turkish delight (yuck)

sub the fondue for this muchies box

>>12868976
What’s your problem?

>>12868923
it has to absolutely be boneless.
>4 tendies
>2 fried chicken thighs
>4 fish cocktails
>6 onion rings
>6 calamari rings
>2 sausages
>chips, not crinkle cut rubbish
served with garlic sauce.

Shit-ton of pita bread, hummus with roasted peppers, pickled peppers, mixed greens with ginger dressing, shaved lamb, a child’s weight worth of rice pilaf with peas, carrots and roasted corn, lightly fried onion and buffalo wings with blue cheese/mustard dip.
No, nobody offers something like this.
Yes, I have purchased various items and thrown them together to make a “box” and pretend like I got it from somewhere. Envy me or pity me, it only matters that I have had the perfect munchie box

>>12868923
Spicy chicken wings.
Whole onion rings.
Breaded chicken breast strips.
Bacon and cheese potato skins.
Salt & Pepper Squid.
Tempura Prawns.
Sour cream and chives.
A good sweet chilli sauce.
cabbage salad.

>>12868923
2 pounds of general tso's chicken
2 pounds of fried rice
2 large curly fries from arby's
2 orders of bacon cheddar potato wedges from jack in the box
a 10" double pepperoni pizza from schlotzsky's
6 mozzarella sticks
36 fried pickle slices
12 fried mushrooms
18 onion rings
a cup of ranch

wings, nachos, curly fries, and mini corndogs

>>12868923
Pucy

Tapas serving size:

Dressed hot dog
salted Country French fries (unpeeled)

Tikka Masala
small Garlic Naan

pesto alla Genovese with stir fry vegetables in penne

Spicy chicken sandwich with cucumber mayo and pickles on toasted brioche bun

Caesar salad

Are munchie boxes typically intended for one Scotsman? Or for multiple Scotsmen?

>>12868923
love

>>12868923
a salad

Fish and chips
Sausage rolls
Meat pie and gravy
Onion rings
Chicken dippers
Veg and shrimp Tempura
Pork chow mein
Some spicy food

God I’m hungry

>>12869009
>that image
You seem pretty cool

>>12869009
Odd preferences, but okay.
Since this is a board for food and cooking aficionados, you are forgiven your affinity for appetite enhancing drugs, lazy lifestyle, boring TV, and obese women.

>>12869967
There is nothing cool about obesity.

>>12868923
mashed potatoes, pot roast, steamed carrots/broccoli, macaroni and cheese


apple pie

>>12868923
Gyoza, karaage, teriyaki chicken thighs, fried rice, and tempura veggies.

>>12868923
Do Americans really do this!?

>>12870271
No, bongers do.

"A munchy box or munchie box is an inexpensive fast-food product sold from takeaway restaurants, primarily in the West of Scotland and Glasgow in particular, but also in the East from Aberdeen to St Boswells. It consists of an assortment of fast foods served in a large pizza box."


https://g.co/kgs/QYskQW

>>12870271
i wish

>>12870280
But I was told that alll Europeans are super ubermensch that only deign to eat vegetables and draw most of their sustenance from the sun!

Slap o sheit

>>12868923
Chips, some gum and I guess reeses.

Char siu pork, beef pot roast, battered jumbo shrimp, fried rice, potato wedges, sauerkraut, cup of marinara.

>>12868923
How has this not caught on in the US yet?

Corn beef hash, hot wings, some kind of pasta (probably lasagna), and tomato slices topped with cream cheese salt pepper and a little lemon juice.

>>12868923
Spam musubi
Loco moco
Kalua pig
Some extra rice and sauce

>>12868923
Children

>>12871522
what flavor

>>12871451
Cause we have carne Asada fries

Why doesn’t America have this?

>>12871532
negro

>>12868964
came here to post this, based pusy poster

>>12870337
Sadly se’ve been influenced by americans, mostly thanks to our baby boomers.

>>12871680
Jack in the box had it for a small moment.
They suck for getting rid of it.

>>12868964
based pusyposter

>>12871680
Ikr? This is right up US drunk food alley. Meat me over at /biz/ I'm going to propose a startup. Groundfloor here.

>>12868923
Hearty stew(solyanka, chilli, etc) in a pot
fried chicken
good lamb doner meat with bread thats soaked in the juices
baked large prawns/langoustines
sauteed onions
breaded mushrooms
hashbrowns/latkes
good coleslaw
and for drinks, a jug of juice squeezed from multiple citrus fruits

>>12868923
a pizza

>>12868923

>>12868970
fat fuck

>>12872407
Seriously why do you have a hair dryer on your desk?

Pizza
Chicken wings
French fries
BBQ ribs
Burgers

>>12873000
Obviously to dry his hair

>>12868923
fried rice, sweet pepper chicken, pork belly, pork dumplings, sunny side eggs, bimbap sauce, gyro lamb, canes sauce, fries

>>12868923
I don't understand these. If you have to share, it's not enough. And i could eat all of that myself, but that's probably a little too much food.

>>12873195
But why not keep it in the bathroom like a normal person?

>>12868923
chips (obviously), samosas, mint chutney, al pastor, fried chicken (legs/thighs preferably), cabbage salad, guacamole and tomatillo salsa
>tfw will never run a mexican/UK Indian fusion restaurant

>>12873215
yuropoors can't into marketing for shit that's the most underrated reason ameritubs run the show

>>12868923
I love the idea of munchie boxes but what the fuck is the deal with the dry, cold, plain slices of pork? Are you supposed to dip it in something?
Hell I feel like nearly everything in there is dry as fuck

>>12872407
>diet coke

>>12873000
Sweaty groin. No AC here.

>>12868923
This reminds me of every non fast food meal i've ever ordered from one of these food courier companies.
Tastes like absolute crap.

>>12873447
just get a fan tho

>>12868923
A bomb.

>>12872407
Haven't had that since college

>>12872407
Now this is a subhuman

Guys, the US is prime real estate to start a munchie box company. Who wants in with me? We could take the nation by storm, usher in an era of peace through fried foods, and rake in millions of dollars.

Naan
Samosas with tamarind sauce
Beer-battered fish
Either tater tots or curly fries
Fried or baked chicken thighs
Maybe some skewered and barbecued chicken hearts
Steak and kidney pies

yeah, that sounds good

Imitation crab sticks
Fried salt & pepper squid
Yakisoba noodles
Bourbon chicken
Cheese wontons or Crab rangoon
A few egg rolls

>>12870337
>brits
>european
choose one

>>12870175
>>12870162
You should probably Google the definition of "obese", friend

>>12868923
Muff

>>12873999
Let's start using "obese" like "based". We can say "obesed" haha

Taiwanese popcorn chicken with basil french fries mozzerella sticks corn dogs onion rings ranch dressing XO sauce noodles pickle

Maybe some garlic bread and cut up ribeye aside pic related.

>>12868923
potatoes in some form, onion rings,chicken wings, ribs and obviously sallad in some form

4 oz Kebab meat
4 oz Beef brisket, smoked
4 slices Pineapple and jalapeño pizza, thin crust
3 oz Fried cheese curds
3 oz Fried onion petals
2 oz Fuego Takis
2 oz Cherry tomatoes
2 oz Broccoli
1 Tomato
2 Pitas
Tzatziki sauce
Spinach dip

There will be leftovers.

Your mom's fat ass. I could eat that sloppa shit all day and all night faggot.

DUDE

>>12870280

Canadian.
This is my first time learning about this. Fuck I'd love to get fat on this. Shit.

>>12868923
>What would you put in your ideal munchy box?

Couple slices of pizza.
Mojos.
Onion rings.
Chicken tendies.
Spicy/Bbq Chicken.
Ginger Beef.
Arancini.
Slice of garlic bread.

>>12874278
>mojos
I just looked it up. Is it a sauce?

>Lamb shish kebab meat
>Lamb donner kebab meat
>Battered sausage
>Saveloy
>Chip shop chips
>French fries
>Quarter pounder with cheese
>Fried chicken
>Small personal pizza
>Battered pork balls with sweet and sour sauce
>Chicken chow mein
>Pot of beef madras

And I would only pay £25

>>12870280

I thought it was called spice box.

>tfw just bought a chinky munchy

The salt and pepper chips are absolutely banging, I must say.

>>12875058
What are the squiggly worm things in the top right?

>>12868964
Baste as fuck
I'll have a munchie box, go heavy on the pusy pls

>>12875148
Noodles

We don't have muchie boxes where I'm at. They look fantastic for late night stoned or drunk food. If I could order any kind, I'd like a bunch of chicken wings or ribs. Maybe some fries, some steamed broccoli with butter or cheese, any fried left overs, like egg rolls or dumplings or shit thrown on top would be great. I'd also appreciate some eggs. I love eggs of any kind. Eggs are always relevant.

>>12868923
Nuke br*tain when?

>>12872407
forget the food. that digital lifestyle is disgusting

>2 tacos al pastor
>onion rings
>6 buffalo duck wings
>6 battered and fried meatballs
>1 boudain link
>chili cheese tots
>2 battered and fried haddock filets

>>12868923
Fried cheese curds
Hush puppies with tomato jelly
Jalapeno cornbread
Onion straws
Buffalo wings
Scrimp
Donair (Canadian version with buckets of the sauce)
A deep fried slice of pineapple chicken pizza for banter

>>12871680
>tfw it was trialed in Australia and it failed because people thought it was too unhealthy

>>12871680
>>12871818
We have similar stuff, here's one called a Garbage Plate in Rochester NY
>>12876362
Probably too expensive because of your pansy carbon credits.

>>12874701
>I just looked it up. Is it a sauce?

Mojo's are a kind of particular red, thick-cut, potato wedges you can get at certain delis over here. They're absolutely delicious, but places often get the seasoning wrong and they come out bland or terrible.

>>12868923
calamari
mozzarella sticks
fries (extra long, extra greasy)
pigs in a blanket
orange chicken
noodles (yes, just noodles)
mac and cheese
fried chicken

>>12868923
I couldn't eat half of this.
How fat are you?

>>12876584
Saying you wouldn't eat half of that is based and redpilled, saying you couldn't is cringe and soy pilled.

>>12876525
My nigga

>>12876425
What is this? Holy fuck man, this looks amazing. Looks like fires, ground beef, macaroni salad, sour cream? I'm salivating.

>>12869555
>>12869555

>>12871680
we do. kebab shops usually

>>12876437
We call those jojos in Ohio.

>>12874144
You mean pizza and garlic bread sticks alongside pic related.

tater tots. pita chips and hummus. buffalo boneless wings. brine cured pickle. black mulberries. parmesan or cheddar cheese crisps (pure baked cheese). dolmas. sugar free chocolate chip cookies. olive medley (castelvetrano, kalamata, etc). jalapeno poppers. fried salmon skin/belly fat. lox and whole sprouted grain crackers.

Grilled cheese
Crab Rangoon
Hot buffalo wings
Coconut shrimp
Datiles rellenos

>>12868923
Basic, generic gyro meat
Falafel
Baba ganoush
Beer battered onion rings
A whole raw white onion, sliced thin
Clam fritters
One big fat egg foo young
+ container of chinese gravy

>>12876425
Literally just import Hawaiian fare

>>12868923
black dick so that I can watch my wife eat it

Listeria

>>12868923
>UK: "hahaha murrcans so fat"
>eat this daily

>>12877191
this plus onion rings

These all have so much fucking food in them, damn. Gimme, like, a fried crab cake and one ear of corn on the cob and I'm set. And sprinkle some Old Bay on there.

>>12877304
its just fantasy roleplay for yuropoors to feel superior. every european country is littered with fast food restaurants just like in the US. Americans have just been fatter and lazier for longer. they are catching up. hell even in eastern european countries like Ukraine they have mcdonalds and hamburgers at every restaurant. burgers are fucking delicious, anyone that says otherwise is a lying faggot.

>>12877336
The point is to have a bunch of cheap food for either one pig (like me) or a group (not me). It's not supposed to just fill you; it's supposed to stuff you with grease when you're shitfaced.

Apple sauce
Doritos
Chips ahoy red
Uncrustable
Kit kats
Almonds
String cheese
Cigawettes
Juicy fruit gum

>>12877663
How's autism this time of year

>>12868923
As an American I honestly don't understand the appeal of these.

>>12877684
I think you meant autumn* yeah its just starting

Sunflower seeds

6 10oz NY Strip steaks, medium rare.
1 bottle of makers mark

>>12877970
Fuck off back to space alien bullshit.
How would you fit that into a pizza box?
That show sucked.

>>12877967
That guy's a fag, pistachio shells look good on cute girls.

>>12868923
>hot buffalo wings
>onion rings
>jalapeno poppers
>fried mushrooms
>potato skins
>baja eggrolls
>pulled pork nachos
>dill pickle spears
>ranch
>bbq sauce
>campfire sauce

>>12877693
Go munch some kale, rabbit

Steak cut french fries with melted cheddar cheese and chives over them, four slices of pizza--two cheese two pep, double stacked. Two buttered garlic/parm breadsticks on the side. Two mini cups of mac and cheese. Marinara, teriyaki, and ketchup side sauces. Two celery stalks, next to some thinly sliced cucumber.

And a mattress (and a toilet), somewhere.

>>12877069
Yeah, stuff like that. No halal crap.
>>12877232
Stop making me jealous because I wanted to go to Hawaii some day. Without a girl it's useless :-(

>>12877736
No. Not until September 23rd, the equinox, you dumb sack of shit.

>>12878097
So a load of sloppy shit?

hush puppies, fried pickles, nuggies, onion rings, biscuits, cajun fries, fried chicken, little donuts

>>12868923
Happiness.

>>12870162
>food and cooking aficionados
is this your first day here
this is the fast food board dipshit

>>12868923
Literally insane we don't have that in the US given our ranking as the12th fattest nation in the world and our propensity to binge drink and eat. I see real /biz/ possibilties here.

>>12878979
take your gatekeeping nonsense somewhere else fag

>>12879050
>being an actual newfag
>admitting it
lmao kys

>>12878929
>little donuts
Chocolate glazed or powdered cake?

>>12879091
like pic related

>>12879013
cause we have better options

I’m so fucking hungry

>>12873376
You referring to the kebab meat? It should be illegal. Not even memeing. It's an absolute insult the animal that died to be turned into that tasteless shit.

>heat olive oil
>cook minced meat with black pepper
>add beans, carrots, onions, green pepper, red pepper, adjuma pepper, garden peas, tomato paste, salt
optional: add black pepper and/or garlic (powder) and/or serve with whole wheat toast

>>12879104
>bite sized donuts
Slipper slope, friend. They did that with profiteroles which makes it easy to eat 10 of them in the blink of an eye.

>>12873376
Over-sensitivity to texture is a symptom of autism. An aversion to anything dry included.

>>12868923
A heaping mound of caramelized onions in the center, just like an allium kilimanjaro rising like Olympas over a Serengeti made of equal parts curley fries, garlic bread, tikka masala, and chicken parmagiana.

Fuck all of you.

rack of barbeque ribs and a couple slices of thick texas toast

>>12868964

Cajun fries, onion rings, chicken nuggs, nachos

>>12873986
britan is part of europe you dope

>>12881125
Not anymore, they left

>>12876425
>>12876362
nah the issue was it was trialled by one or two shops in Melbourne (the vegan hipster capital of Australia) so naturally everyone down there was offended that it wasnt GMO-free fair-trade gluten-free vegan soy lattes, avocados and aioli.

>>12881130
Retarded on a couple different levels

>>12868953
Look at restruant platters