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what is an easy dish i can make for my boyfriend?

>> No.12875419

Your boipucci.

>> No.12875427

A cock sandwich

>> No.12875430
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12875430

I like to make chocolate chip cookies for my sweetheart. They're easy to make and they almost always earn me a nice kiss!

>> No.12875432

rip

>> No.12875434

Cock au vin
Hold the au vin

>> No.12875440

>>12875416
your balls, faggot

>> No.12875443

>>12875416
cup o noodles

>> No.12875471

>>12875419
>>12875427
>>12875434
>>12875440
these are correct
>>12875430
>>12875432
>>12875443
these are incorrect

>> No.12875486

Breakfast. Fucking love breakfast anytime of the day. Pancakes, bacon and eggs, beans on toast, hash.

>> No.12875517
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>>12875416
Don't worry about all these negative nancies. They're all just jealous. You should make a nice pot roast with vegetable. Really fill his tummy up with some nice, warm food.

>> No.12875518

>>12875517
nobody is jealous of queers

>> No.12875522
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>>12875416
aglio e olio

insanely simple to make, you probably have most of the ingredients in your kitchen already,

>> No.12875527

>>12875518
And that's why nobody will ever be jealous of you

>> No.12875619

>>12875416
A favorite of mine that I always cooked for my buddies out camping is sloppy joes. Spice ground beef with cajun seasoning and salt, fry it, cook with a small can of tomato sauce and fill that can half way with bbq sauce for each pound of meat, add peppers for color and fun and voila.

>> No.12875623

>>12875527
huh? I don't get it.

>> No.12875639
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>>12875416
Depends. Is your bf a top or bottom?
Top: thick juicy steak with mashed potatoes garnish.
Bottom: tonic water.

>> No.12875655

>>12875471
Haha I get it, you are making irreverent humor by saying that the lewd advice is the correct thing to do.

>> No.12875680

>>12875655
OP is queer m8
work the rest out for yourself

>> No.12875704
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I want a boyfriend bros

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>>12875704
Just get one at the bf store.

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>>12875761
there's not one of those nearby unfortunately

>> No.12875775
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>>12875430
>you will never have a cute anime cookieposter to bake cookies for you so that you can kiss them later

>> No.12875840

>>12875775
>them
fag

>> No.12875952

>>12875775
me on the right

>> No.12876109

>>12875416
Something easy to digest that won't create much waste. Mostly liquids, like a nice flavorful Borsch. This way he can fuck your boipussy with no problem

>> No.12876128

>>12875416
I was about ready to say spaghetti with meatballs but let's go even easier so you can't dry out the sauce, or can reheat it without fucking up. Buy some pre-made pesto to toss his noodles in instead. If it seems like it's a little dry, add more warmed up pesto. If he seems disappointed, toss his noodle.

>> No.12876171

>>12875416
Fucking fags. Isn't there a board for you? Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.12876175

we have this thread every day...

>> No.12876242
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/ck/ anons are sissies who want to become housewives for a real man, admit it.
I want a boiwife for myself.

>> No.12876271

spaghetti

>> No.12876293

>>12875416
creampie

>> No.12876718
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>>12876242
Reminder that tops are manchildren who can't cook for themselves to save their lives.

>> No.12876783

>>12875416
ur gey

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>>12875416

>> No.12876911

>>12875416
Instant noodles with chicken tendies and ketchup.

>> No.12876921
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>>12876242
I couldn't even if I wanted to, I have a health condition that basically makes me a hazard to be in a kitchen alone and I pretty much need supervision.

>> No.12876925

>>12876921
Explain further.

>> No.12876931

>>12876925
I get minor seizures that seem to come on when I'm concentrating, so any time I cook something new I spill/drop/break a lot of things

>> No.12876935

>>12876718
I hope my constant tip-giving while I have his attention will help him out once I fucking die from alcoholism.

>> No.12876937

>>12876931
Just have your boyfriend cook with you and cover for you.

>> No.12876941

>>12876937
That would be ideal, I just meant I can't be a good housewife of sorts because they'd have to supervise defeating the point of cooking for them.

>> No.12876944

>>12876931
Well you can still cook simple things like what ms. Palsy does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
Really don't get why her parents named her Cerebral though.

>> No.12876961

>>12876941
Cooking with a partner is romantic though. Plus as your partner they're probably already used to helping you out like that anyway.

>> No.12876964

>>12876961
I wouldn't know, I've never had a partner

>> No.12876970

>>12876964
I'm sorry.

>> No.12876985

>>12876718
>implying I don't blow the fuck out of my gf(bf) bottom in the kitchen
They can do the cleaning and laundry even if I'm able to, fuck that shit. They dance around in a t-shirt and panties while they do it, so I'm guessing they like it.

>> No.12876989

>>12875416
fuck off faggot

>> No.12877023

>>12875517
Did this guy just say "tummy"?

>> No.12877107

Serve him a bullet to the brain. Then serve yourself the same, off-topic shitposting faggot.

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>>12875416
As long as you cook with your heart and soul... then give him some pussyjuice for dessert then it wont matter

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>>12876718
>tfw no bottom bf to cook for

>> No.12877596

>>12875416
4chan is a faggot free board you disgusting sodomite. Fuck off to LITERALLY ANY OTHER WEBSITE.

Of course you’re probably just a larping incel.

>> No.12877646

>>12877596
stop bullying our girls!

>> No.12877720

I love cooking together with my boiwife
It's such a wholesome experience and then I add some of my secret man sauce to his dish exclusively

>> No.12877765

>>12877128
Holy fuck that pic cant be real

>> No.12877976
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>>12875416

>> No.12877979

>>12876931
That's really cute, anon. I'd make you my wife.

>> No.12877996

is being gay here to stay or is it just a trend

>> No.12878017

>>12875416
Could you gays and trannies please stop avatarfagging with anime? It is giving respectable anime enthusiasts like me a bad name.

>> No.12878022
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>>12878017

>> No.12878028

I want a sissy anon to be my wife!

>> No.12878030
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>>12877765
it's real. we had a huge thread about it a while back. some guy knew her and posted about it. apparently she was a bit weird but was very nice to everyone. i think she's just really into bees and edible flowers and "earthy food". eccentric? yes, very much so, but insane? probably not.

here's another pic of the food she was preparing

>> No.12878042

>>12878030
oh hey mushrooms! yeah i could see myself eating that at a resturant

>> No.12878049
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
>tfw no bf

>> No.12878053

>>12878049
why do you hate me

>> No.12878055
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>>12878053
I don't.

>> No.12878069

>>12878049
>124 friends

Disgusting friend collector, no wonder no one loves you.

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>>12878017

>> No.12878083

>>12878069
i would love him if he didnt hate me

>> No.12878089
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>not wanting to treat your wife to pasta meatloaf just to hear her shreiking in terror.

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>>12878069
I don't talk to any of them.

>> No.12878505

>>12877596
>hurr durr muh 4chins iz
No, fuck you.

>> No.12878508

>>12875430
The fact a dude wrote this makes me angry at life in general

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>>12878089

>> No.12878535

>>12875416
lasagna

>> No.12878545

>>12877023
>guy

>> No.12878568

>>12877979
but I'm a boy

>> No.12878584
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>>12875416
Well, considering I'm the cook of the house, and I'm a boy, and my partner is a girl (biological) pretty much anything I cook with my 23 spice blend is welcome.

Her favorite dishes that I make.
Gouda and Tomato Stuffed Breaded Baked Mushrooms
Oven Baked Breaded Chicken
Chili
Candied Steak
Homemade Soft Pretzel bites.

More often than not the joy you bring to them in cooking specifically for them is what help builds a relationship stronger.

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>>12878568
Did I stutter?

>> No.12878705

>>12875416
Faggot stew

>> No.12878864
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>>12878700
what do I get to cook for you

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>>12875430
>>12875517
>>12875704
>>12875775
>>12876242
>>12877720
>>12878028
All cute.
I wish I had someone to share mutual love with.

>> No.12879109

>>12878864
Hardcore buttpounding

>> No.12879184

>>12878961
Anime pillows are relatively cheap. Just saying.

>> No.12879321

>>12879184
A pillow won't cook with you anon..

>> No.12879604

>>12879321
I'll only cook with my dick inside you.

>> No.12879640

>>12877128
What's the point of censoring shit but doing it so half-assed that you can make the text out just fine anyway

>> No.12879666
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HOLY FUCKING JESUS
GET THE FUCK BACK TO >>>/r9k/, ALL OF YOU

>> No.12879913

>>12878961
Get out there anon! Im sure you can find someone to love.

>> No.12880452

>>12875416
>an easy dish
Assuming he can take lactose, here's a really easy one:
Get some double cream, some really sour natural yogurt (equal weight of each) and some not-very-refined brown sugar, the more treacly the better.
Whip the cream and fold it into the yogurt. Spread it out in a flat dish to about an inch deep. Sprinkle about a third of an inch deep of the sugar over that. Put it in the refrigerator for a few hours (overnight is good). And that's it. Serve when you're ready.
It looks interesting and tastes great (as if you've done something complicated with rum sauce) but it's as easy as falling off a log.

>> No.12880508

>>12878508
kek

>> No.12880515

>>12877581
>tfw no muscle beefy bottom to cook for and help his bulk
Aaaaaaaa get me out someone kill me

>> No.12880540

>>12876242
Speak for yourself

>> No.12880557

>>12877128
Bone apple tea

>> No.12880589

>>12878584
>>12878584
>More often than not the joy you bring to them in cooking specifically for them is what help builds a relationship stronger.

I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment. I love how my girlfriend reacts with such joy when I make steak, grilled asparagus and roasted potatoes vegetables for her.

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>>12875416
Stop fucking man ass bro. You're gonna get aids. Look what the kikes have done to the lot of you. Sad.

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>>12875416

Lasagna

>> No.12881430

>>12880935
fag

>> No.12881567 [DELETED] 
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>>12881430
sHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING SHIT SKINED NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!

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>>12880515
PLEASE be in Vancouver

>> No.12881580

>>12880452
>the more treacly the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5e4aY-_72g

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>>12876242
>tfw no bf to cook for
>no bf to come up behind me in the kitched and nuzzle his face into my neck while hugging me from behind
>no bf to rub his boner into my butt as my face turns red
>no bf to grab my hair and kiss me forcefully

>> No.12881861

>>12876793
based. fuck these faggots shitting up my board

>> No.12881867

>>12881825
Based fujoshi.

>> No.12881877

>>12881867
I'm a mtf tranner (and also a fujo too tho)

>> No.12881887

>>12881825
is this hunter x hunter?

>> No.12881892

>>12881887
Don't know I just saved it from /lgbt/

>> No.12881906

>>12881877
>tfw no cute tranner gf to cook with and cuddle (and fug)
Why live?

>> No.12881910

>>12881892
Shit, I was wrong.
It's these two.

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>> No.12881925
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>>12881915
>gay sex is happening inside my body RIGHT NOW

>> No.12882124

>>12875623
Nigga really just said "no u".

>> No.12882139
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>>12878049
Aren't you that mentally ill faggot from /r9k/ that continually shits out low quality "please gib attention" threads?

>> No.12882224

>>12881877
are you me?

>>12881906
god I wish that were me

>> No.12882569

>>12876793
Based

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>>12881825
Posts like this make me so horny GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME AAAAAAAA

>> No.12883294

Cute posters are always hideous IRL. And chasers are always overweight non-whites that wish they could be cute enough to be a sissy faggot.

>> No.12883325

>>12883294
Based and truthpilled

>> No.12883328
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God damn, I'm so lonely and horny.

>> No.12883386
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I want a boyfriend to drink tea with

>> No.12883678

>>12875416
Ground beef on bread
There is not a single man alive who does not appreciate the simple joy of ground beef on a bun

>> No.12883680

>>12883294
Ugly skeletons with good hearts deserve love too you know. Fatties should take care of themselves and lose weight before going after ugly twinks and ugly twinks should get some standards and only date other ugly skeletons and up. I've solved the lonely gay epidemic now what do I win?

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>>12876793

>> No.12883744
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>>12883294
Some are fine but they're fucking psycho. Everyone on 4chan comes with some kind of mental illness that makes them virtually undatable.

>> No.12884391

Wanting to fuck trannies is cringepilled
Fuck cute men like a real faggot

>> No.12884393

>>12884391
Trannies are repugnant. Feminine sissies are the real chad choice.

>> No.12884400

>>12877596
>acts like a /pol/tard
>uses leftist agitprop words
I can't even tell who's trolling who anymore.

>> No.12884408

>>12879913
Highly unlikely, unless he wants to settle for somebody who has hit the wall after taking a bunch of cock already.
https://www.scribd.com/document/400343154/A-Radical-Male-Sexualist-Manifesto