/ck/ - Food & Cooking

3-5%

It's warm and a cold beer would be nice. Pizza looks like nothing special

>>12871545
I mean if I was hungry, and there were about six of those beers.

>>12871545
I could have a fat tire right now if I wanted
maybe I will

>>12871545
What sort if pizza that is

>>12871545
Good beer choice but that pizza looks like Domino’s dogshit.

Not in the slightest. It's just fucking pizza and beer ya fag.

>>12871545
>dude, lets name our craft beer brand as a type of bike lol
have you guys run out of ideas for a brand?

>>12871596
Fat Tire has been around for fucking decades moron. New Belgium has been brewing it since 1991. Its hardly a craft beer.

>>12871584
no it doesn't

>>12871596
t. retard

>>12871596
here come the retards crying about beer names

>>12871545
Very I'm poor as fuck right now

>>12871607
>thick, cakey crust that’s burnt on the edges
>cheese and sauce goes right up to the edges
>finished off with “Parmesan” “””cheese””” powder that’s 30% sawdust
Yeah not my idea of a pleasant meal.

>>12871596
>zoomers
you used to be able to get a case of this stuff at every drug store for about 8 bucks.

0%. That ‘za looks like garbagio and craft beer is for soyboys

>>12871623
only one of the things you listed is objectively bad and you don't even know if that's even the case with the parmesan cheese on that pizza

>>12871623
ill bet youre a hit at parties

>>12871545
>no pizza
>no beer
I feel sorry for whatever nation this pic was taken in. What a shithole.

>>12871545
Is that pineapple and barbecue sauce on the pizza?

>>12871634
Retard.

>>12871629
fat tire is a cheap amber beer thats been around probably since before you were born seeing as you label things youve never seen before as "craft". fat tire is cheap. might as well call all Belgian beer "craft beer" while youre at it.

>>12871629
Based retard.

i'm from actual belgium, not a rip off version, how would this shit make me jealous?

>>12871545
pizza looks like it would make your hair really greasy and smell weird after eating
drink is meh
3/10

>>12871545
How jealous does this image make you?

>>12871623
>>thick, cakey crust that’s burnt on the edges
>>cheese and sauce goes right up to the edges

This is the best and logical style of pizza.
>DURR I WANT A HUNK OF BREAD WITH NO CHEESE OR TOPPING
There is a reason 60 percent of the population throws away their crust

>>12871545
>dandruff on pizza

GROSS

>>12871698
you sound like you have some weird health issues dude

>>12871715
Based and woodpilled

>>12871720
And the reason is: Americans can’t into pizza, all they made is trash

Am i the only one who rolls their pizza slice tip to crust and eats it like a flauta/taquito? You get sauce, cheese, toppings, and crust all in each bite.

>>12871545
Fat tire is an ok beer but the pizza looks like a thick, doctored up version of Tostinos which negates the beauty of Tostinos since it's a thin crust. Failure, really failed, ok? Trust me, it's just a failure, ok?

>>12871545
A tinge, but there's always the weekend.

>drinking liquid carbs to go with your carb fat and sodium bomb
how fucking fat are you op?

>>12871720
>no longer live in a city with detroit-style pizza

just kill me

>>12871545
Can’t get pizza like that where I live oh well
Fat tire is literally at the supermarket down the road though

>>12871629
Imagine being this cucked by major international corporation

>>12872659
back /fit/eddit retard

not at all
beer doesnt taste good and alcohol isnt good for you

>>12872695
How is it not a bigger thing nationwide? I think there's money to be made here. Too bad I'm too retarded to capitalize.

>>12871545
Flyover as fuck, I’d eat it if I was drunk, which I would be at all times if I lived in a culturally deprived food desert
>>12871606
based and redpilled

>>12871715

not at all that bread looks like ass

>>12871720
Orange on the lip of the glass ... is that from Brooklyn Brewery?

>>12871720
Looks like Buddy’s. I’ve had a lot of their pizza, quite a few of them in my general area but one just opened right down the road from me. Went there a couple weeks ago, really good.

>>12871545
>fat tire
that looks like 45-584 at most

I am only jelly because I m on a diet

Shit flyover pizza and an ipa hoppy bullshit drink. Im only jealous of your willpower bc if I were you i woulda offed myself

How the fuck have so many of you not heard of Fat Tire?

>>12871545
>shitty detroit style
>mediocre beer that nobody's put on tap in over a decade
Nah, I'm good.

>>12874678
>mediocre beer that nobody's put on tap in over a decade
Another literal retard.

>>12874755
You've gotta be pretty deep flyover if you think Fat Tire is anything special.

>>12874763
>>12874678
In the next episode, he's gonna tell us that Bud Light tastes like water

>>12874767
I've always referred to the taste more as dirty dish water.

>>12874763
You've gotta be a literal retard if you think people still don't put it on tap.

>>12874780
What, at like Applebee's?

i have some stoffers french bread, it sucks

>>12871545

Amber ale is my least favorite style of beer, so not very much.

>>12871545
this is hungry howies you fucking retards

>>12871596
nigga

>>12871567
How fat?

>>12871629
nigga

>>12871657
Are you retarded? Craft beer has nothing to do with how long it's been brewed for

>>12871545
I bought 2 different bottles of red wine and am making spaghetti for a 3rd date in a couple hours. I’m definitely getting laid tonight. Good luck with your pizza and memebeer

>>12871545
not at all because i'm still recovering from feeling bloated and gross from the same diet

>>12871545
not jealous at all, there's a bar/grill type place near me with a wedensday special pizza and two beer for twelve bucks, gonna enjoy that this evening