Does anyone ACTUALLY like watermelon?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 2 12:52:30 2019 No.12866066 [Reply] [Original]

Does anyone ACTUALLY like watermelon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 12:53:51 2019 No.12866071 if it's really dark red, sweet, and crumbly yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 12:55:42 2019 No.12866079 >>12866066 I think most people are just pretending because PC outrage culture would ruin their lives if they don’t act “woke” all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 12:55:47 2019 No.12866080 put some salt on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 12:56:21 2019 No.12866083 Of course, I'm not some beta faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 12:57:50 2019 No.12866086 >>12866066 dont post her here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 12:59:07 2019 No.12866093 >>12866086 >her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:01:09 2019 No.12866105 >>12866093 have sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:02:42 2019 No.12866116 File: 2.11 MB, 1080x1350, maria-eduarda-03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866086 Is she famous or something? It's just some random watermelon picture I found on google image search.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:14:48 2019 No.12866165 >>12866066 US melons are tasteless to compared to Asian melons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:32:23 2019 No.12866233 >>12866066 >moist, sweet, crumbly Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:34:20 2019 No.12866240 Watermelon is objectively the best fruit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:34:41 2019 No.12866245 >>12866079 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:37:15 2019 No.12866254 >>12866116 it's a guy that cut his dick off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:38:46 2019 No.12866264 Around here Mexicans set up stands on the side of the road selling watermelon and golden melon. They're always really juicy and good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:38:53 2019 No.12866265 >>12866254 Try again, fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:40:32 2019 No.12866270 File: 163 KB, 1607x513, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866265 faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:43:43 2019 No.12866276 >>12866270 Nice photoshop fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:52:31 2019 No.12866311 File: 212 KB, 727x655, skylarxxx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866276

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:57:36 2019 No.12866338 >>12866311 You really are trying aren’t you fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 13:57:42 2019 No.12866339 Not a fan, the texture just doesn't do it for me and the taste seems so subtle. Not sweet or tart or anything really. I'd rather eat an apple or berry or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:20:04 2019 No.12866423 >>12866066 Pro gamer move: Slice off the rind and eat it from the outside in

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:21:23 2019 No.12866432 >>12866311 >dyeing this is more of a turnoff than the dick, to be quite honest with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:25:00 2019 No.12866443 File: 210 KB, 819x1024, 42765828752_bdbd8ae6c0_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866339 I think it makes a very refreshing juice, but as a stand-alone fruit it's rather mediocre.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:25:45 2019 No.12866447 >>12866423 Kinda like what she did with her dick huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:25:51 2019 No.12866448 >>12866165 No one asked but okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:32:09 2019 No.12866478 File: 2.67 MB, 4240x2400, Great_honey_melons_in_Aqcha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866448 He's not wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:32:57 2019 No.12866482 File: 57 KB, 500x591, 1408585706051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll eat it but I was never much of a fan. Honestly better with salt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:50:23 2019 No.12866564 >>12866066 >shoulders are wider than hips Shakira was right: hips don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 14:52:16 2019 No.12866576 File: 862 KB, 1651x1100, cgm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866564

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 15:06:22 2019 No.12866623 File: 341 KB, 749x650, 1469637498715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i like watermelon

Anonymous Mon Sep 2 15:28:22 2019 No.12866700

>>12866623
Poor Michael Richards.
"Seinfeld" was making almost no money for the entire first season, so the actor playing the beloved "Kramer" character was paid only in slightly irregular watermelons for that entire first year, having to live in the cheapest and blackest part of NYC while filming. Naturally, he was a frequent target of burglaries.
It is speculated that this is what led to his burning hatred of the Coloureds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 15:31:10 2019 No.12866708 >>12866700 Damn dude, that's really funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 15:32:02 2019 No.12866712 >>12866066 strong erection

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 15:36:03 2019 No.12866729 >>12866066 I like it because it is hydrating and when I eat it I've usually been drinking beer all day. Plenty of lycopene in it too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 15:37:21 2019 No.12866735 >>12866448 American melons are so hit or miss I stopped buying them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 15:38:27 2019 No.12866738 >>12866712 she can't get an erection anymore anon, she's post-op

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 17:29:47 2019 No.12867209 >>12866079 What the actual fuck are you talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 17:52:46 2019 No.12867294 >>12867209 He's drunk, even he doesn't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 17:55:03 2019 No.12867304 File: 2.51 MB, 3024x4032, Tajin-Watermelon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866066 Better with Tajin on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 17:56:32 2019 No.12867315 >>12867304 Spics everyone

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 17:59:55 2019 No.12867332 >>12866066 >>12866443 the hips are the only giveaway. if only he had wider hips. either way as someone who has never been attracted to trannies id fuck the shit out of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:00:52 2019 No.12867336 >>12866338 But the other anon isn't lying. Skylar is a post op trans woman. Fairly popular on /tv/ in the Jazz threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:02:56 2019 No.12867345 File: 50 KB, 536x450, a-side-dish-of-rojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867315 Putting spicy/savory stuff on fruit is in no way unique to Mexicans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:04:09 2019 No.12867351 >>12866066 >Makes a thread about melons >Posts a pic WITHOUT melons Sure you didn't mean to make a thread about fried eggs anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:06:34 2019 No.12867363 File: 33 KB, 440x572, 17e652b7b364d445156f11b46b303cb2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867332 >if only he had wider hips Whore hips are gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:07:00 2019 No.12867366 >>12866708 Thanks, man. I write up a new version of that joke every time I see the image posted here but very rarely get feedback on it. I continue to think that once I get the wording just right it will be a good one, and I don't mind working on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:09:08 2019 No.12867377 >>12866079 Wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:10:51 2019 No.12867390 >>12867366 I wasn't being sincere. You're a fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:11:01 2019 No.12867392 >>12867345 No, but putting tajin and lime on watermelon is you stuffy twat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:11:53 2019 No.12867397 >>12867392 It sounds like a pretty good idea desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:12:09 2019 No.12867398 I'm black and I hate it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:12:40 2019 No.12867403 >>12867398 race traitor!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:18:39 2019 No.12867438 >>12867390 well, I hope you're happy knowing that you made me very sad! >>12867403 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVGWIsvcL6s

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:26:14 2019 No.12867477 >>12867438 Very instructional video.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:36:49 2019 No.12867534 >>12866066 Musk melon is superior

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:38:30 2019 No.12867545 >>12866066 It's only good if you are dehydrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:40:18 2019 No.12867556 >>12866066 I love watermelon but it's really expensive where I live. Especially considering that it's mostly water. I can get decent beef for the same price,by weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 18:47:42 2019 No.12867591 >>12867477 He's expressing himself rather colourfully, but he's speaking nothing but the truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 19:17:55 2019 No.12867749 >>12867363 >Whore hips are gross. Enjoy your cesarean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 19:23:02 2019 No.12867779 >>12867749 Breeder trash, go back to /b/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 19:26:06 2019 No.12867805 >>12866079 That is true though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 19:28:31 2019 No.12867817 File: 11 KB, 260x166, 260px-I'se_so_happy_-_postcard-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866066 You betcha'!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 20:10:22 2019 No.12867992 >>12867779 Literal evolutionary dead-end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 20:13:04 2019 No.12868003 >>12867817 Black people in Minnesota?

Anonymous Mon Sep 2 20:22:40 2019 No.12868036
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>>12867992
Any two uggos can get together and make a baby, it's not something that deserves respect.

True beauty is rare and should be celebrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 20:29:56 2019 No.12868052 >>12868003 Not if I have anything to do about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 20:32:38 2019 No.12868058 >>12868036 Living in a small town for all my life I can confirm this as truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 20:34:30 2019 No.12868065 File: 174 KB, 1080x1349, 7CBB8F50-36A4-486C-9A51-AFAD0BFA36EB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hehe, hey anon, what are you making for our dinner date tonight? what are you making skylar for dinner, bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 20:34:33 2019 No.12868067 >>12867438 Dont be sad i liked your joke :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 20:47:42 2019 No.12868121 File: 31 KB, 638x716, 1560973117108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868065

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:34:02 2019 No.12868513 >>12868065 World needs more cute boys to transform into pretty girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:36:42 2019 No.12868524 >>12867366 It doesn’t even look like Kramer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 23:47:14 2019 No.12868834 Watermelon is delicious, and it doesn't need salt...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 23:48:16 2019 No.12868838 >>12867332 >he kys trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 00:22:45 2019 No.12868961 >>12868513 shes a goddess

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 01:02:58 2019 No.12869101 >>12866079 Based, the white man doesn't eat watermelon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 01:14:55 2019 No.12869130 >>12868065 Soylent with cyanide

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 01:15:27 2019 No.12869133 >>12866079 based schizoposting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 01:23:44 2019 No.12869154 >>12866066 ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS!! WHAT A FUCKING TASTELET HOLY KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 01:37:45 2019 No.12869188 >>12866066 If its available to me like at a party then I will eat it, I dont really like or hate it and I've never went out of my way to buy watermelon

Anonymous Tue Sep 3 02:46:51 2019 No.12869288
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based SNACKSON eats a full watermelon in just minutes. that's right, put one in front of him and don't blink or it will be gone. jackson michie is the watermelon god, and he's great at snacking on other things too.
he's also your (future) winner of big brother 21.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 02:50:28 2019 No.12869298 I really like them. They're mostly water, so they quench my thirst pretty well, even though the seeds could be rather annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 04:03:08 2019 No.12869482 File: 273 KB, 1080x1349, Skylar238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no qt Skylar gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 04:05:26 2019 No.12869486 File: 3.44 MB, 274x331, 1446216101356.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866066 sandia with tajin is like natural viagra

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 04:56:34 2019 No.12869614 >>12869482 why even live life like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 05:25:58 2019 No.12869660 >>12866066 no shits disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 05:35:56 2019 No.12869669 >>12867332 Margot Robbie has no hips either are you gonna call her a man too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 09:49:42 2019 No.12870172 watermelon with feta is a very good combination not something you pigskins would know about

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 09:55:01 2019 No.12870186 >>12870172 Sorry you’re dark skinned and everything wrong with the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 10:02:20 2019 No.12870214 >>12870172 watermelon with feta, lemon zest, lemon juice, mint, salt and olive oil is indeed a based as fuck salad, despite how odd it sounds t. whiteboi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 10:11:32 2019 No.12870241 >>12870214 *t. fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 11:47:21 2019 No.12870539 >>12869482 Feels bad bros

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 12:50:59 2019 No.12870698 >>12866066 only negroids enjoy watermelon and i refuse to touch any food associated with negroids

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 12:54:42 2019 No.12870707 >>12867304 Holy fuck, that shit is delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 12:56:10 2019 No.12870710 >>12870698 You would starve in the south.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 13:00:03 2019 No.12870721 Watermelon is so fucking tasteless. Ill take Pineapple. I dont understand how people praise watermelon. It has no taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 13:49:58 2019 No.12870858 >>12866079 This is what 80% of the people on this website sound like. No fucking self-awareness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 14:22:49 2019 No.12870948 >>12868036 >>12868065 >>12868121 >>12868961 >>12869482 get pozzed and die already faggots

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:06:43 2019 No.12871770 File: 84 KB, 601x960, 1559613386620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12870948

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:20:59 2019 No.12872019 >>12868065 Consecrated bullet to purify his degeneracy once and for all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:19:40 2019 No.12872440 >>12866066 I prefer watermelon flavoured things, rather than actual watermelon itself. I do like watermelon though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:20:51 2019 No.12872445 >>12872440 Same. I once walked through a forest and thought I found wild watermelons but it was some weird squash that was white inside made me feel sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:22:32 2019 No.12872449 >>12866066 Fruit bores me because I'm not a girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:37:46 2019 No.12872503 >>12866093 In your world only males exist. So how are babies born?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:53:48 2019 No.12872561 Blacks and Asians fiend over watermelon, it's only whites that still want to pretend it's not amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:10:17 2019 No.12872884 >>12870948 Kys breeder

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:11:24 2019 No.12872895 >>12866254 So?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 04:45:34 2019 No.12873851 >>12869482 That chin

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 06:23:03 2019 No.12874009 >>12866066 Its literally cold/fresh/juicy candy. I don't like it because its too sugary for me but I understand why people eat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 06:39:53 2019 No.12874028 >>12867304 based, but any summer fruit is better with Tajín and lima

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 06:58:35 2019 No.12874057 >>12866066 yeah sometimes its pretty good but seedless tends to be complete garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 07:00:10 2019 No.12874059 >>12866066 Truly Lynchian

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 07:02:21 2019 No.12874063 >>12867366 based, anon i thought it was good keep going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 10:44:40 2019 No.12874578 >>12873851 It's almost like he's a man in a dress...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 11:29:34 2019 No.12874706 File: 81 KB, 1280x720, tommymelons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tom's going to bust this over your head if you talk shit about watermelons again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 11:33:48 2019 No.12874716 Holy shit, what's wrong with you faggots? Have you never had watermelon from the fridge after being out in a hot summer day? That shit can bring the dead back to life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 11:40:56 2019 No.12874732 File: 297 KB, 1199x804, 1200px-Cantaloupes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866066 I present you, the superior melon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 13:19:32 2019 No.12875011 >>12869482 Oop yep that's really a dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 13:49:01 2019 No.12875118 >>12874732 That cantaloupe half looks like what Skylar has

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 13:49:31 2019 No.12875123 >>12875118 He wishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 13:53:03 2019 No.12875134 >>12874732 based cantaloupe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 13:55:39 2019 No.12875146 >>12870858 And what are YOU on about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 13:58:45 2019 No.12875154 >>12866066 I never buy watermelon it's kinda boring and too unwieldy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 20:47:03 2019 No.12876636 >>12875154 Whole Foods has precut watermelon in human size containers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 21:06:34 2019 No.12876725 >>12866270 I guess this is why my eye says the bikini bottoms look shooped, proly to hide the bulge

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 21:09:09 2019 No.12876735 won't purchase it myself, but if it's available with salt on the side I'll indulge

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 02:58:36 2019 No.12877849 >>12876725 shes post op

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 03:09:20 2019 No.12877872 >>12866105 have kids

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 03:12:19 2019 No.12877881 >>12866338 >where are the facts >here >wow u would do that i dont get why women are so bitter

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