/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ronto Roasters menu

>>12860129
Ronto Morning Wrap

Docking Bay 7 menu

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>>12860129

i think this is canon now

>>12860115

>>12860129
>saving all year so you can take your kids to a Disney theme park to spend $3.99 on a bottle of water

>>12860160
>2 sold

Oga’s Cantina has a secret menu Charcuterie Board. The board has four different types of meats, Bresola Air-Cured Beef, Roasted SPAM, Roasted Mortadella, and Roasted Chorizo Sausage. There are also two different kinds of cheeses, Pulled String Cheese and Burrata with black salt.

There are a few different types of veggies including burnt scallions, roasted radishes, picked caulalini, and roasted shishito peppers. It also comes with crispy pork rinds seasoned with Garam Masala (curry), and an olive oil torta-crispy flatbread seasoned with honey and olive oil. Oh, AND a black bean and tamarind spread.

>>12860166
people stole pretty much all of them and they use regular spoons and forks now by the way

>>12860169
>here's your Disney's Secret Menu Roasted SPAM, that'll be 19 dollars plus tax and tip

You need to be rich to eat at Disneyland

>>12860134
>stick a tendie on some mashed potatoes and call it "Fried Endorian Tip-Yip", fuck it

>>12860191
>this costs 15.5 bucks

Holy fucking shit. I think I am gonna die of laughter

this makes me irrationally angry. people spend money on this shit

This is just depressing

>"Spork was boiled in hot water then washed with soap"
>also free shipping
this looks like a good deal desu

>>12860134
Docking Bay 7, otherwise known as OP's asshole.

>>12860115
everyone who supports this shit company deserves be overcharged. especially if theyre boomers.

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>>12860131
i just make my own Ronto Wraps and save money

>>12860324
>i'm going to buy a fork and a map of a place in an amusement park that i've never been

Pray to Bog Jack Scalfani goes and eats there

if they wanted to make an effort they should have had a bigass meat rotisserie or something. have huge flanks of beef and pork and chicken glued together with that meat glue stuff to make it seem "alien"
serve purple carrots and plantains and shit like that, use exotic fruits and vegetables instead of their normal counterparts.

instead, it's just the standard shitty fare that you might find at any theme park, with a huge markup

>>12860406
Meat-glued alien puppets on rotisserie is a pretty zany idea, anon. Force the staff to say gibberish in "alien" while they carve a space-shawarma sounds pretty fun.

>>12860433
shit, great idea there anon!
alien meat schwarma. some rarer, more exotic spices in it. stuff like asaeofetida and sumac along with the standard schwarma stuff. fried plantain chips inside the wrap. the wrap could have been one of those green spinach wraps or a flatbread colored entirely black.

quail eggs instead of normal size eggs! semolina as a savory porridge for breakfast!

drinks, instead of prebottled ice tea and lemonade could have been shit like. fermented milk style beverage like a fizzy yakult flavor in a cup, call it "fresh bantha milk"

alcoholic options? pick unusual alcohols like.... a cocktail with a cloudy blue and black additive and little white "gel balls" like you might find in orbitz soft drinks. call it "galactic gin" spiced beers, unusual colors!

this menu, to me, sounds like they just gave up and said "ehh, they'll buy whatever the fuck we sell em, just rebrand all the beauty and the beast restaurant crap and sell it to em"

use rectangular plates and trough dishes!
the possibilities are endless.

>>12860115
OMG I LOVE
STAH
WARS

>>12860458
you're a huge faggot

>>12860115
I thought you meant the Hitchhikers one for a moment.

>>12860592
Since when is it bad to be creative?

>>12860129
oh say can you see

>>12860605
When you make unpalatable crap that is also entirely impractical from a budgetary standpoint all for the sake of being different™.

>>12860633
> unpalatable crap

none of that food is unpalatable, you barbarian. since when have quail eggs been vomit inducing? is sumac to spicy for you? what's wrong with yakult-style milk?

>>12860647
It's telling that you focused on one aspect of what makes your nonsense impractical.

>>12860458
I like your ideas, don't listen to the debbydowner cunt.

>>12860345
This image is upsetting me more than it should.

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>>12860676
Is this a Toto Apap or a Ronron Wrwr?

>>12860115
Imagine actually going to amusement parks

>>12860698
parWrap SRRS EDOGE

>>12860191
GOOD BOY POINTS

>>12860716
Thank you for clarifying.

>>12860115
>sales tax to be added
why is america like this? just add the fucking tax to the product price.

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>>12860205
>people work all year only to spend their very limited vacation time waiting in line for hours for this

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>>12860406
Yeah Disney's food is pretty fucking aweful in general, the only exception being their (overpriced) reservation restaraunts, and their (overpriced) sit down restaraunts at Epcot center. Absolutely everything else is frozen food from the walmart tier bad, it's really infuriating especially with the cost.

Fortunately, Galaxy's edge is absolutely tanking

>>12861099
>Fortunately, Galaxy's edge is absolutely tanking

that's good. fuck the mouse.

is it just me or have they been trying to shill that godawful attraction? I've seen a shitton of threads about how "the actors for the characters are so much cooler and better than the movie actors" and other stuff like that

>>12861200
not him but ive heard theres no luke, no han solo, no obiwan, no leia etc in GE
Disney doesnt want to pay george any fees so they are just doing the lame characters from nu-starwars

so you have the millennium falcon you can ride in....but no han solo inside

and the ""jedi temple"" is just a soulless gift shop

>>12860115
>blue/green mlik
>$7.99

ah yes, because true starwars fans REALLY want to be reminded that their hero was being a weirdo and squeezing milk out of alien cow tits

>>12860115
>its not even real milk
>literally just rice flour and coconut "milk"
>$25 for a family jug

>>12860150
Trying to drink away the pain.

>>12860115
Can I suck the blue milk straight from the alien titties?

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>>12860191
>tfw some food consultant with CIA degree got paid $250K to come up with this

>>12861028
Consume and enjoy! Remember, children are too expensive to have so just get a dog and visit Disney yourself

>>12861247
shh just drink the 匚1Jコ KИヲ

Disney buying Star Wars was a mistake.

>>12861670
No, it was the best possible outcome
Real fans disregard everything post Lucas, bleating npc retards will suck up anything Disney shits out, and Lucas got to fuck off while also saying fuck you to his hardcore "fans" who seem to hate star wars more than any other group on Earth

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>>12860324
Words cannot begin to describe my disgust.

>>12860129
>No Tarisian Ale
How am i supposed to drown out the pain/kill myself with alcohol poisoning now!?

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>>12860134
>No sliders
Come on, that was the easiest food to add on that list and it would have gotten a "I get that reference!" out of some fans.
Also, no bivoli tempari or Trandoshan flatcakes means this is a shit list.
t: from /tg/s /swg/ thread with love.

>>12861200
The Reys they have running around are pretty hot

>>12862361
Pics or it didn't happen!

>>12862365
Not Rey but they did have a pretty hot Sabine Wren cosplayer at one point.

>>12860115
I dont understand any of these references or know anything about colored milk and i'm proud of it. Anyone that does is a faggot for even paying attention to star wars.

>>12860160
how many spoons do i need to steal to make the money back from my trip

>>12860153
Oh fuck your rhetoric, it's still free market and people are willing to pay it.

It is damned stupid though considering once you're in Disney you're pretty much captive so paying extortion prices for water or be dehydrated is cruel, and I think actually illegal in AZ.

>>12860115
Let's see what that Aurebesh says.
>milk stand
How very original.

>>12862354
>Was unaware that /tg/ had a Star Wars general
>refuge from /swco/
>Visit /tg/'s /swg/, looks comfy
>desire to post futasoka intensifies
Yeah, I'm gonna pass, don't want to shit up that general like we did with /swco/. My last comment on the subject is that Thrawn- Treason rocked, hope we get a Eli Vanto trilogy.

>>12860153
>t. Retard that doesn't realize the demographic of people going to Disney is MASSIVELY international.

>>12860131
mfers paying disneyland prices for struggle food. incredible.

>>12862365
I can't find it right now but both /co/ and /tv/ have a webm of this Rey walking up to a little boy and whispering seductively in his ear

>>12862407
At least they could have tried to have some fun with it, maybe call it the Korova Milk Stand, or call it the Moloko Stand.

>>12862471
>Moloko
Ah nu! Chiki briki i v damke!

>>12862471
Cyka blyat

>>12862475
You actually didn't get that reference?

>>12862486
I only know moloko is milk in russian.

>>12860147
It is

>>12862471
really shocking that disney didn't reference a movies from the 70s featuring gang rape

>>12862486
>tfw someone gets the reference
I'm Siiiiiiiiiinging in the rain........

>>12862497
Given what they charge for entrance, their whole park operation should be classified as a mas gang rape.

>give the food star wars names
>but also say what it really is in small print
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
THIS ISN'T IMMERSION
I'M NOT PAYING $5,000 FOR THIS

>>12860137
white people food just makes me want to puke

starwars is supposed to be an exciting exotic galaxy and here you have food that looks like it came out of some diner in the middle of bumfuck minnesota

>>12862507
Woah..... mind blown dude

>>12862507
gang rape, you say?

>>12862508
Pretty sure they're legally obliged to tell you what the fucking food is you dunce

>>12862497
Star Wars already has planetary genocide and child murder, though.
I'd rather reference ACO than Episode 6

>>12860131
I fail to see the issue here. They both look gross.

>>12862371
WTF I love Rebels now

>>12862486
TRYYYYY THE BLUUUE MIIIIILK

>>12862522
Goddamn it, I meant Episode 3.
Fucking Lucas and his bullshit numbering and prequels that shouldn't have been made anyway.

>>12862520
>Disney literally bought Congress so they can rewrite any law they want
>"b-but they have to say the ronto roast is really chicken..."

>>12862517
I miss pics like this.....

>>12862522
they are sort of connected in that david prowse was in both

>>12862407
This looks like one of those ridiculous secret language things kids did in grade school.

>>12862544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cZ2BUyLgUk

>>12862531
lel

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>>12862531
Actually, wasn't the bodybuilder in ACO the guy inside the Darth Vader suit in the original trilogy?

>>12862571
yes >>12862544

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>>12862576
Kino

>>12862512
This.

Leave us based people of color in charge of Star Wars and get these wh*toid dogs outta here

>>12861028
Wow people enjoy things that I don’t. Hahah honk honk everyone, look at how crazy and stupid they all are, BUT NOT ME. NO SEE LOOK I POST THE FROG, he shows that i am meta and don’t have a happy life, because i am to busy critiquing others.

>>12860169
Now, I fucking love SPAM but roaster SPAM on a fucking theme park charcuterie board?! lmao

>>12862618
You post anime so you can literally stfu you weeb incel freak.

>>12862622
anime website

>>12862615
The "honk honk" is not about people watching a SW movie or taking the family to Disney World.
It's about the fact that they have made a cult of both.
If you break down in tears when you see a Star Wars movie trailer, and film yourself doing it, you are a mental case.
If you defend someone doing that you are also a mental case.

>>12860169
>putting fucking SPAM and STRING CHEESE on a charcuterie board

>>12862407
>an """alien language""" that doesn't have its own vocabulary and grammar, but rather just maps 1:1 with English letters

Are they fucking kidding me with this shit? I wasn't even planning to post here, but this is just ridiculous.

I liked Star Wars Episodes 4-6 when I was literally 10-13 years old. I also watched Episodes 1-3 once, and that was it. I haven't seen any of the newer ones.

What the fuck are they doing with the franchise? Holy shit.

Major question. Is all this canon, or is it Extended Universe?

If it's canon, then do Star Stars credits have a known exchange rate with the USD? Are Ronto Wraps canonically pork sausage, or some kind of alien meat?

>>12862697
the new ones are so bad that they make 1-3 look like masterpieces

the best one is Rogue One, it kinda has that nostalgic feel at parts, the rest is garbage

>>12862706
>Are Ronto Wraps canonically pork sausage
It's all canon, all of it. Coca-Cola has a Wookieepedia article, and credits are probably worth about as much as a dollar in the early 80s.
>>12862697
The language was established in the West End Games RPG, and later retconned into the OT by replacing stuff originally written in English, even though English itself exists in universe as the High Galactic script with Aurebesh being the more commonly used of the two.

>>12862734
>I didn't even answer the question
Rontos are a creature in Star Wars, presumably that is what it's supposed to be made from in canon but who fucking knows at this point?
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ronto

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>>12862738
your pork sausage are actually alien meat I think?
here are some of the (((ingredients))) displayed at the park

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>>12862470
here you go

>>12860137
this is fucking embarrassing

>>12860144
>getting red dragonfruit instead of white
>kiwi instead of starfruit
>more honeydew and cantaloupe than oats
>plastic solo cup you get for water coolers
lmao I knew they were cutting corners because of shit ticket sales but this is hilarious

>>12862697
>an """alien language""" that doesn't have its own vocabulary and grammar, but rather just maps 1:1 with English letters
Bam Margera made his own alphabet

>>12862870
>first letter is just the HIM heartagram
lmao

>>12860324
I bet this account is owned by Disney trying to make money that has already been wasted on creating and running Galaxy's Edge

>>12862839
Thank you kindly anon.

>>12860147
feels good to know that retards still will ask custodians and cashiers where the coke is

>>12862877
>Implying they would be that smart

>>12862870
that looks like a pain in the ass to write
best ciphers are pseudo cursive

>>12862540
>Disney literally bought Congress so they can rewrite any law they want
Citation needed you mongoloid.

>>12862630
And if you think mankind should be culled because of mentally unstable weirdos or lose your shit over Didney Worl's Star Wars Scam being less than 100% authentic, you are a mental case as well.

>>12860115
De wanna wanga to you too.

>>12862697
>an """alien language""" that doesn't have its own vocabulary and grammar
Let's face it, who actually puts in that level of effort other than Tolkien? The Klingon language I guess?

>>12862706
Extended Universe is dead.

>>12863413
It's so obvious they regret that decision considering they keep pulling ideas from it. Trim it down sure, but kill it?

>>12863419
Does anyone else own the rights? AFAIK Lucas' shit is getting downplayed because he gets a significant cut of profits despite Disney owning the property.

>>12863419
I don't think they regret it. Tiered canon was a mess.
Making it all non-canon and then mining it for one or two bits to bring back into canon as easy writing prompts isn't regret, it's simple math.

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>>12862496
>Luke! Use the force... of refreshing Powerade®!

>>12862738
looks まずい

>>12860406
Fucking this, theres a variety of carrot called purple nebula that would look incredible compared to basic orange.

>>12862486
Nadsat is based off russian.

>>12860115
Kill everyone who let this happen

>>12860458
>here's a great marketing ideas guys, how about faggoty autistic shit no one will like

>>12860716
what did Disney mean by this?

>>12862860
ashkulally, red dragonfruit is like 3x more expensive than the white one, and it is sweeter.

>>12862403
a glass of water is free just ask for a cup and use the fountain machine. if you want to buy bottled water they priced it at $4 to discourage that behavior. every other beverage is served in a cup out of a fountain machine.

If you guys don't like it, guess what.
Star Wars isn't for you anymore, it's for kids.
This isn't YOUR star wars.

>>12864402
Why do you type like a middle-aged man on Facebook?

>>12863410
even if you want to skip on the grammar you could just phonetically spell out english using japanese and then do a cypher on that and it would be at least a bit different. The expanse and the 100 have their own languages but they're pidgin languages so also mostly just english.

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>>12864402
Have you ever tried feeding a (human) child green milk that's supposedly from an alien titty monster?

>>12862697
>an """alien language""" that doesn't have its own vocabulary and grammar, but rather just maps 1:1 with English letters
Why are you acting like this is something new that Disney introduced?

Hell, the original Star Wars films had plain English and Vader's armor had backwards Hebrew on it.
The AurBesh alphabet was made up to replace the Hebrew and was later edited back in to the rest of the movie by Lucas in his re-releases.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>12860172
Unironically going to buy like four sets and pay for a day at disney

>>12864447
What the actual fuck lmfao

>>12864447
Wheres the diet version?

>>12864447
>human
I thought everybody in Star Wars was a space alien from a different galaxy?

>>12862628
So? Faggot you

>>12864633
right here family
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Diet_Coke

>>12860144
this doesn't seem that bad tbf

>>12860131
okay now this is based and redpilled

>>12862371
how the fuck isn't this girl the star instead of rey?

>>12861560
BIG TWILEK MILKERS

>>12862615
>don't ask question just buy products and be excited for next products

>>12860115
I feel my rage renewed being exposed to this industrial-grade cancer.

FUCK normies, they ruined Star Wars.

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>>12862361
I don't know what any of those words mean. When did Star Wars turn into just a bunch of randomly made up video game tier thots?

>>12865425
Around the time they made the clone wars CG cartoon.
The multi colored mando thot is from Rebels series.

>>12861577
>250k
What are they a consultant for mom and pop stores? Millions at least.

>>12865487
>the individual consultant receives 100% of the fees paid to the firm
Adulthood is going to be a rude shock

>>12865468
I'm all for spunky short-haired tomboys, but that chick ain't fucking kosher for Mando. Mando women are either mammys, or built like a brick shithouse.

>>12864696
Terrible taste.

>>12860115
>>12860129

My biggest question is why does it say
>sales tax to be added
Why not just put the sales tax in there. Not like Didney is trying to look cheap next to all the other places you can eat in their park or some shit.

>>12865526
US Standard Sales Practice.
You could charge the bastards up to 25%, and they wouldn't blink an eye at the register price. They'll make some goofy comment and tap their card, 'No, I don't need a receipt.'

>>12862734
>West End RPG
I think it was the 20th anniversary monopoly sets. I know that is where I learned how to read it

>>12864696
>BIG TWILEK MILKERS
Gib

>>12864696
she's gonna slice off her headtails like that. dumb twilek thot.

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>>12860716
toot poops

>>12862407
basically just the Unown from pokemon

>>12865890
Uh, actually, they're called Lekkus, nerd

>>12865930
Actually just Lekku. No s

>>12864668
fuck disney

>>12865990
Fucking nerd! >:(

>>12862394
They've discontinued them because people kept stealing them

>>12864671
It's $10 plus tip

>>12862615
Have standards.

>>12860345
>He gets the pulled pork from Moe's
I can't believe I gave this guy a view.

>>12860129
>$4 for a soda

>>12866104
Fucking This.

Society is completely fucked, we're sleepwalking into fucking Idiocracy but apparently we should just "let people enjoy things"

>tfw you literally lose good friends to this shit and end up being called That Guy because you don't follow Their narrative

>>12866389
>let people enjoy things
God I hate that shit. Criticize anything and that's what you'll be told. If people were scraping up dog turds from the sidewalk and swallowing them whole we'd be told to just let them enjoy it.

>>12866299
I wish Moe's would do a sci-fi tie-in with the estate of Iain M. Banks already.
They already have most of the names down.

finna get shitfaced at Galaxy's Edge

>>12866508
for me, it's the $42 plastic Yub Nub cup

>>12864656
>Faggot you
This is an English-speaking website, fag.

>>12866469
The new thing I hear people say is "don't yuck my yeah" which made me laugh when I first heard it because I realized that's how I spend hours and hours of my day on the internet, and it's a lot of fun.

>>12866515
>$42 Porg cup
This is a metaphor for Disney's post-Copyright Term Extension Act business practices

>>12860115
Are they all made from soi?

>>12866550
Man I had all of these

>>12860458
Yeah except it has to appeal to boomers from wisconsin.

>>12866628

CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME

>>12866508
>Ciroc
>Bols
>Malibu
>Tito's
Disney confirmed for shill-taste. Though:
>Formerly Produced On Alderaan
Is a fair laugh.

>>12866508
For cheaper and better drinks go to Scum and Villainy on Hollywood Blvd. The blue milk there is alcoholic too.

Meanwhile, in Potter-kino land...

>>12860134
>edible soil

Wut?

>>12867274

>>12860115
Hey rocco

>>12867274
The organic alternative for tile dust.

>>12865414
>redditlettermedia
yikes

>>12860137

That'll be $357.65 plus tip.

>>12860172

>40 sold.
>8 views per hour.

>>12867538
Fuck off, tryhard.
RLM is good. You don't have to hate something just because you saw someone on Reddit who liked it. Be enough of a man to have your own opinion.

>>12866560
They must be worth a fortune these days. I bet you could sell them for nearly as much as you paid for them, not taking inflation into account.

>>12867640
Only liking something because /tv/ told you to is every bit as bad as only disliking something because reddit likes it.

>>12863376
I have to live alongside these people inside the society they are contributing to. Yes, it concerns me deeply.

>>12867652
Thanks for enlightening me, anon. You really opened my eyes to the fact that things I enjoy are just forced on me by a fucking 4chan board I don't visit.
I see the light now; nothing popular must ever be enjoyed. Which of course includes 4chan itself since that has many more times the unique hits per month that something like the RLM channel on Youtube gets.
I trust you'll join me in boycotting this normie site.

>>12867648
No I couldn't, my mother threw them away saying they were junk

>>12867640
They're a bunch of fatasses who can't create their own vision so they complain about other people's.

>>12867767
>he hasn't watched Space Cop or Gorilla Interrupted
>he thinks commentary on the work of others can't be original or insightful

>>12867794
I would rather watch good content than somebody riffing on bad content. I do not need their smug insight to know why I shouldn't like something (who would have guessed that an all female Ghostbusters remake would be bad). Im under the belief they make content for the same reason Disney makes starwars as its easy to consume media with a very broad audience, not out of love for a franchise. I understand the appeal of easy to consume media during downtime but I would rather enjoy something more sincere at the end of the day. Plus I do not find their humor funny personally but that's more of a peronsonal preference.